大秦黑道帝师，开局教扶苏论语秦王绕猪-著

小说简介

zheibenshudaqinheidaodishi，kaijujiaofusulunyuzhengtijiegoushejidebucuo，bazhurengongqinfengyingzhengkehuadelinlijinzhi。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan【si！zheitemeshijingkea！】【xiaonimanizaizhei！yihuibeiheniaodejiushinimenle！】yingzhengtingdaoshengyin，dunshiyileng：“jingke？jingkeshishei？……

精彩章节

qinfengzhendehaipale，zijizheigemomingqimiaochuxianzailiangqianniandexiaohudie，buhuiyinweishanleshanchibang，jiudaozhiyingzhengsileba？

那乐子可就大了啊！

bijingxufurenbishou，zaicuihuodeshihou，keshibatianxiajibaizhongduyaodoujinrunqizhong。

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【**！zheijiushichuanshuozhongdezhujiaoguanghuanma？zhiliangshangchengdewangpao，juranmomingqimiaoduanlie？】

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yankanzheiyingzhengxianxianghuansheng，qinfengzaiyerenbuzhule，dashenghandao：

“hujia！kuaitemehujiaa！”

keshi，yijiumeiyourendongdan。

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qinfengdunshijiumingbailele。

【guoran，shihuangdidengjihouqiangshidejucuo，zhendelinghenduorenxinshengyuanhen。】

【huangquandekongqianjiaqiangbirandaozhichenquandexueruo，birulaoqinquanguibeidaya、duoquan；dongfangliuguodewailaichenziyankanguguofumiedeyuanhen；haiyouqinfaduiguizudeyanke，doulinghenduorenbuman。】

【suoyitamencaihuiyanzhengzhengdekanzhea！】

【danshihuangdibunengsizaizheilia！huaxiashangweiyitong！daqinshangweiyitong！】

【laozidefuguihaimeikaishixiangshouni！】

yingzhengxinzhongdashouzhenhan，jibianshizaitaopaodetuzhong，yijiurenbuzhukanleyiyanqinfeng。

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yankanzhejingkejiuyaopushanglai，qinfengmengdicongduiwulichonglechulai，suishoucongyigelaotoudexiangziliqiangchuyibaoyaofen，zaleguoqu，tongshidashenghandao：

“wangfujian！wangfujian！”

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“xiaoxin，xiaojingfeidao！”

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“Duang！”

yizhenlongyinzhisheng，neibingfengliwubidexufurenbishou，cazheyingzhengdebojingfeiguo，shenshendezharushenhoudetongzhuzhizhong！

jingkesisidingzheqinfeng，nufachongguan，jihuyaopenchuxuelai：

“zeizi！huaiwodashi！”

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yingzhenghuanlehuan，lenglengkanzhejingkedao：

“谁让你来的！？”

jingkeyangtianzhangxiao，qingmiedao：

“sheirangwolaide？tianxiayishisheibuxiangshayingzheng，zhubaoqin？”

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【nicaiwohuibuhuishuo，shiyantaizidanrangnilaide？】

yingzhengxinliyidong，dandanshuodao：

“guarenzhidao，shiyantaizidanrangnilaide。

fangxin，guarenhuiqinzirangyanwang，jiangtaizidanderentousongguolai。”

jingkedangjinumuyuanzheng，lishenghedao：

“yutaizidanyouheguanxi？shiwoyirensuowei！zhulianwuguzhirensuanshenmeyingxiong？”

【wugushaya？guoliangtiannidehaoyou，gaojianliyehuilaicishashihuangdi，nimenjiuzuosiba！】

yingzhengkanleqinfengyiyan，jiezheshuodao：

“haiyounidehaoyou，gaojianli，guarenhuiyibingzhuazhu，rangtalaipeini。

lairen，jitatuoxiaqu，yarudalao。”

“yingzheng！nibudehaosia！nizhulianwuguzhiren！nibaonve！niwudao！”

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dage，nitamiaodebuhuiyeshichuanyuelaideba？zenmeshadouzhidao？

taxianglexiang，xiaoxinyiyidecoudaoyingzhengshenbian，shitandeqingshengdao：

“奇变偶不变？”

嬴政疑惑道：

“嗯？什么鸡？”

秦风尴尬的摇摇头：

“a，meishi，weichenyijinzhangjiuxiangchiji。”

yingzhengjinghunweiding，danyijinghuifulediwangdezunyan。

tahuanhuanzoushangwangzuo，huanshileyizhoudachen，qiangrenzhexindidenuyi，shuodao：

“manchaowenwu，weiqinfengaiguaren！”

“fengqinfengweilangzhong，zhishougongzhong，jueguandafu！”

“谢大王！”

qinfengzhenmeixiangdao，zijilaimogeyu，kaigehui，juranchengleguandafu。

erqiezheikeshilangzhonga！yibanzhiyouguizugongqingdengguanliaozidi，cainenggouyoujihuidanren。

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【hahaha！yihoujiukeyitoulan、huashuile！ronghuafuguidaoshou！】

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“haoxiaozi，ganggangjiniciguancijue，nijiuxiangzhetoulan？nikanguarenyongbuyongnijiuwanle！”

tongshi，tayehenyihuo，weiheqinfengzheigenianqingrenzhidaodezheimeduo？tajiujingshihelaili？

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youqishishihuangdidechenghu，rangzijishifenshouyong。

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nianjiqingqing，biandedaodawangderucizhongshi，rihoudechengjiuhainengxiaodele？

zhiyuboshiqunti，neijiushijihenle。

nimingmingjiushiyigexiaopianzi！pingshenmejiunenggouhuoderucidaiyu？

erqiehaicuangaishengrenyanyu！jianzhishigaisi！**xiaoren！

yingzhengzhongyuyazhibuzhuzijidenuhuo，tayaorangtianxiazhixiao，diwangyinu，liuxuepiaoludeyiyi！

“yanguodanibudao！jingganpaicikecishaguaren！ruwodaqintianwei！”

“ling，dajiangjunwangjianzhenghenei、guanneibingshiwan，fayanwenzui！”

“suodaozhichu，yanguoxungui，jiquanbuliu！”

“gaosuyanwang，ruoshitaxiangyaohuomingdehua，neibiannazijierzidenaodailaihuanba！”

“诺！”