remenxiaoshuo《dashia，wochengrengangcaishengyinshiyoudianda》youdashenzuozhexianqintaishibianzhuercheng，xiaoshuozhujiaoshiqintianchenbing，qingjieshengdong，xijiemiaoxiedaowei，zhideyikan。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuanjiuzaizhongrenfenfenbiaoshizhenjinghezhiyidetongshi，qintianyeluxudecongdaoguanzhizhongbanchulexiangan，lingjian，lingpaidengwu。……
kuangfengdazuo，dianshanleiming，zaijiashangtoudingshangneidapiandapiandewuyun，genbenjiushidabaoyulailindeqianzhaoa。
zheiyikezhibojianneidesuoyourendoubujinxiangqiganggangqintiandeneiyixiliededongzuo。
“woqu，daozhangzhendebayuqiuxialaile！”
“niubiniubi，yuanyiweishigeshengun，meixiangdaojingranshigeshenxiana。”
“gangganghaishilantianbaiyunde，zenmeyixiazitianjiuheile。”
“shijieshangzhendeyoudaoshu！”
“woganjuewojiunianyiwujiaoyujianliqilaideshijieguanshunjianbengtale。”
“daozhangzainaxiuxinga，woyaoqubaishi！”
···
jiuzaiyizhongguanzhongjingtanbuyidetongshi，yeyouyixieguanzhongtichulezhiyi。
“zenmekeneng，jiuzheimezuoyichangfashi，tianshangjiuxiayule，nidangnishilongwangdeqingemena。”
“jiusuandaoshushizhendecunzaide，yitazheiyangdenianji，zenmekenengyouzheimegaoshendexiuxing。”
“yidingdoushitexiao，zhubohoumiandebeijingquanbudoushilvmuhechengde，ganggangdeshandian，kuangfeng，heleishengdoushiyongjiqizhizaochulaide。”
“duiduidui，kendingshizheiyang，zhubohoumiandebeijingkanqilaiyoudianjia。”
···
ranerjiuzaizheixierendasiyebuxiangxindeshihou，queshihenkuaijiuyouyixieguanzhongzhudongzhanlechulai。
“wokao！shizhende，benrenzuobiaodidou，qianyimiaohaishiqingkongwanli，xianzaiwaimianzhendebiantianle。”
“woyekeyizhengming，benrenshinanhede，xianzaiwaimiandetianqijiugenzhuboshenhoudeyiyang。”
“duiduidui，wozheibianwaimianxianzaiyebiantianle，gujihenkuaijiuhuixiayule。”
“taihaole，womenzheiyijingjigeyuemeiyouxiayu，zaibuxiayujinniandezhuangjiaquanbudoudejueshou。”
suizheyuelaiyueduodeguanzhongzhudongfasheng，yuanbenneixiebutaixiangxindewangyoucikeyebudebuxinle。
eryejiuzaizheigeshihou，huamiandangzhongdeqintianqueshizaicijieqilefayin。
wudiwulong，jiangguangxingfeng。
guangburunze，fuzuoleigong。
wuhusihai，shuizuichaozong。
shenfumingru，changchuantingcong。
ganyouweizhe，leifuburong。
急急如律令，雨来！
dangqintiantuchuzuihouyigeyinjieshi，tiankongdangzhongzaicixiangqigungunleisheng。
daliangdeziseleisheyitatoudingdetiankongweizhongxinxiangsizhoufushekaiqu。
xiayimiaoyikedoudadeyudianjiudiluozailetamianqiandegongzhuozhishang。
budengguanzhongmenfanyingguolai，gangganghaiyilianzhengsedeqintianjiuhuangmangzhuaqiyipangdezhiboshebeiyiyizhongchaohuchangrendesuduwangshenhoudedaoguanpaoqu。
jiuzaitaganggangpaohuidaoguanzhizhongdeshihou，rutongtianqingyibandeyushuijiucongtianerjiang。
budaoyimiaozhongdeshijian，daoguansuozaideshantoujiubeinongnongdeyumusuozheyan。
yucitongshizhenggelongguobeifangdedadiyezhongyuyinglailejiuweideyushui。
wushudebeifangminzhongzaizheiyikeqiqizoushanglejietouhuwai。
“xiayule，zhongyuxiayule。”
“laotianyekaiyanle，zhuangjiazhongyuyoujiule！”
“duoxiayidian，duoxiayidian！”
“tianqiyubaobushishuoweilaiyigeyuemeiyouyudema，zenmeturanjiuxiaqilezheimedadeyu。”
“guantani，zhiyaoxiayulejiuhao，woyijinghaojigexingqimeiyouxizaole。”
ganshouzhebeiyushuizirundechangkuai，suoyourendelianshangdoubujinyangqilexiaorong。
eryejiuzailongguobeibudeminzhonghuanshengxiangqingdetongshi，qintiandezhibojiandangzhongqueshixianruleguiyidechenji。
ruguoshuoganggangneixieqiyitianxiangmianqianghainengjieshiyixiadehua，neimedangyushuicongtianshangluoxiazhishizhongrenjiuyijingchedidebuzhidaogaishuoxieshenmele。
youqishizhiqianneixieduiqintianbiaoshizhiyide。
zuzuchenjileyoubanfenzhongdeshijian，caijianjiandeyoujitiaodanmupiaolechulai。
“daozhang，buhaoyisi，ganggangshiwoshengyintaidaleyidian，nidarenbujixiaorenguo。”
“ganwenxianzhangzainazuoxianshanxiuxing，woxiangqukankan，zhanzhanxianqi。”
“shiwojianshiqianbole，yuanlaishijieshangzhendeyoudaoshucunzaia。”
“daozhangnilaoshijiaodai，ganggangnishibushitoutoujilongwangdadianhuale。”
“wodaibiaolongguobeifangshuyibaixingganxiedaozhangdedaendade。”
“wanlewanle，wohaoburongyicaichengweiyimingjiandingdeweiwuzhuyizhanshi，keshizhendeyourennengqiuyuei。”
“xuelesiniandeqixiangxue，nixianzaigaosuwoyourennengzuofaqiuyu？”
“daozhangchuleqiuyuzhiwai，huiyujianma，xiangkan！”
····
kanzhehuafengdabiandezhibojian，gangganghuidaodaoguanneideqintianyeshizhangzhangdesongleyikouqi。
suishuotaxianzaiyouxitongbangshen，danqiuyuzheizhongshiqingtahaishitouyizao。
suoyoudeyiqieliuchenghefashuyedoushitazaixinshoulibaodangzhongxianxuexianmaide。
dekuishichenggongle，yaoshishibaile，neidiurenkejiudiudale。
erqiezheiciqiuyudefanweishizaishitaidale，zuzuyongletashijizhangqiyufu。
ruguobushitunfuledaoyuandanyoulewushiniandefali，gujixianzaiyijingtuxuedaodile。
suoxingyiqiedoushizhidede。
“geweijushi，qiuyuqifubenjiushiwodaomenzhongrenyinggaizuode。”
“erqienenggoujiejiushuyiliminyeshigongdeyijian，dajiaqianwanqianwanbuyaojiwoshualiwu。”
“ganxieniujushishuadehuojian。”
“ganxielonggejushisongdedouyinyihao。”
yibianshuozheganxiedehuayu，qintianbujingyidejiangshexiangtouzhuandaolezhengzaibuduanlouyudesanqingdadian。
“daozhangzhennaiwobeikaimo，mingmingdaofagaoshen，daoguandoupochengzheiyangledoumeiyouqianquxiushan。”
“zheidaoguannalihainengzhurena，wojidaozhangshuadianliwu，jiudangshiyidianxiaoxiaodexinyiba。”
“taicanle，dajiabangbangdaozhangba，jiudangshixianghuoqianle。”
···
jiuzaiduanduanjifenzhongdeshijiannei，dashangliwudezongjinejiuyijingtupodaolejishiwan。
kanzhezheiyimu，qintianbiaomianshangbuweisuodong，neixinqueshibujindaxi。
“zhongyuyouqiankeyijiangdaoguanhaohaoxiushanyixiale。”
“hualiangwanjidaozuzhongsugejinshen，zaihuagewuwanbadadianxiuyixia，zaitianliangjianpiandian，zuihaozaibashangshandelujixiuyixia。”
“zheiyangyilaiyesuanshiduideqilaotouzile。”
···
eryejiuzaizhibojianneibiandeyuelaiyuerenaodetongshi，weiyudidoudelongguoqixiangzongjuneideyizhongqixiangjugaocengqueshikanzhemianqianneifuyouqixiangweixingchuanlaideyuntuyilianmengbi。
zhijianzaishuodadeweixingyuntuzhishangqingxidechengxianchulezhenggelongguodeqixiangbianhua。
yuanbenwanliwuyundelongguobeibuturanjiufengqiyunyong。
duanduanyifenzhongdeshijianli，beibushangkongjiupingkongchuxianledatuandatuandeanhuisejiyuyun。
整个过程堪称魔幻。
ruguozheibushiyouzuixinyidaidejiguiweixingchuanhuilaideshishihuamian，tamenjihudouyiweizheishisheiyongtexiaozuochulaide。
budengzhongrennongqingchuzheidaodishigeshenmeqingkuangdeshihou，jiuyouyimingyanjiuyuanqichuanyuyudepaolejinlai。
“waimian，waimianxiabaoyule！”
suizhezheidaohuayindeluoxia，zhenggedatingshunjianjiubiandeyaquewusheng。
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