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xiaozhanggaosuchenxiaodao，zhaitengzaizhanshengduhuanghexianshenghou，yizhijiuzhuzaipujinduchangdejiudianli，meitianzhuanmendengzherenshangmentiaozhan。
zhaitengzheixiaozimeipao，chenxiaodaojiufangxinle，juedingjinwanxianshuiyijue，yangyangshen，mingtianjiuqushoushita。
huazihejigexiongdizaiduchengdouyouzhuchu，erchenxiaodaofuqijiuzhiyouzhuzaihuangguanduchanglile。
xiaozhangqulouxiakaileyizhangfangka，gongjingdedijichenxiaodao，shiyitamendefangjianjiuzaiwuloujintou。
chenxiaodaoyikanneizhangka，fanghao：888。
“zheifangjianhaomatingjilidea。”
“zheishiwomenzheiliweiyiyijianzongtongtaofangdefangka，wogangcaijinichonglezhi，xianzaikeyizhu9999tian。”xiaozhangshuo。
chenxiaodaoxiaolexiao，chuaiqileka，heqizilaidaole888haofang。
yahuansuirancongxiaoshengzaifuguirenjia，keshizheizongtongtaofangshishenmeyangzide，tahaizhenmeizhuguo。
yijinmen，tahechenxiaodaojiukaishidaochuchakanqilai。
zheijiantaofangzuyouliangbaiduopingmi，keting，chufang，chaodawoshi，yimaojian，shufang，jiujuyiyingjuquan。
zuimeimiaodeshi，chaokuandedayangtaishang，haiyouyigexiaoxiaodeyongchi，yongchibianshangyoulianggeliangyi，zuozaishangmiankefukanbangefanhuadeducheng。
taofangdezhuangxiuyehenjiangjiu，bushineizhongbinglengdejiudianfeng，ershizhudashanyi，suoyoudejiajudoushitanmude，zhenggefangjianyeyougudandandetanxiangweier。
“bucuo，zhenbucuo。”chenxiaodaozalezazuiba。
“zheiligenyigexiaojiameishenmequbiele，womengancuijiuyizhizhuzheiliba！”yahuanyehenshimanyi。
chenxiaodaoxiaolexiao：“bixiaojiayaoanyiduole，duchangxiamiandechufangliyouhaojiweidingjichushi，xiangyaochishenme，suishijiaojiuhaole，erqiemeitianhaiyouzhuanrendasaoni。”
“buguo。”tahuafengyizhuan：“zuishufudehaishizheizhangdachuangle。”
yahuantingzhezheihua，qiaolianweihong，erchenxiaodaoyibabaoqita，yuandizhuanlegequan。
“taoyan！”tajiaochenzhe，ranershenziyijingruanlexialai。
chenxiaodaobatabaojinwoshi，zishiyiyewuhua......
diertianshidianduo，chenxiaodaocaiyouyoudexinglai。
duchengdeweizhilinjinredai，yiniandaotoujibendoushiqingtian，zaoshangdeyangguangjiuyouxieciyanle，buguohaifengdaoshichuidehenshufu。
tajizijidaolebanbeihongjiu，diaozhegenxueqie，chuanzheyupaojiulaidaoleyangtaishang。
yangtaidechaoxiangshiduchengdelaoqu，zheilidefangzidaduohendiai，danshigengyoushijingqixi，cikemuyuzaiyangguangxia，xiandejiebaiershensheng。
yahuanbuzhiheshiyexingguolaile，laidaoyangtaishang，congbeihouqingqinglouzhuchenxiaodao。
“xiaodao，jintiannijiuyaoquduchangle......”
chenxiaodaozhuanguoshenlai：“niyaogenzhequma？”
“wokeyiquma，shuoshihua，wotinghaoqiduchanglishishenmeyangzide。”
“dangrankeyiqula，genwoyiqi，daoshihounihaikeyibangwomopaini。”
yitingchenxiaodaojingranhaiyaozijibangtamopai，yahuangenggaoxingle，liangrenyushijiujinlefangjian，huanhaoleyifuxialou。
louxia，huazidebinliyijingdengzaimenkoule。
“daoge，zaoshanghaoya！”tacongchemenlitanchunaodailaidazhezhaohu。
houmianhaiyouyilianglanbojini，kaichedeshipangzi，tayetanchunaodai：“jintianquzhaozhaodangniandeganjuela！”
daogezhongchujianghu，jiweixiaodiziranshiyaogenshangqude，dangniantamenjigezaiduchanglikeshixingyingbulidejigeren。
chenxiaodaoxiaolexiao，zuoshangche，yixingrenchaozhepujinkaiqu。
pujinshiduchenglilishizuiyoujiudeduchangzhiyi，weizhihaimeiyouzaihaibian，ershizaihewanneili。
zhengzuoduchangdalouzhiyouqiceng，loucengyangshikanqilaibijiaogupo，danshizhuangxiudequeshijijinshehua。
jigerentinghaoleche，chenxiaodaowanzheyahuan，houmiangenzheyiqunxiaodi，databudejiujinlepujin。
yijinmenting，chenxiaodaomeiyoujixuwanglizou，ershiwendaoyingbindeyiweixiaojie。
“qingwenzhaitengxianshengzhuzaizheilima，woxiangzhaotaqiecuoqiecuo。”
libinxiaojieweiweiyixiao：“ninshilaitiaozhanzhaitengxianshengdeba，zheibianqing。”
tashouweiweiyice，lingzhechenxiaodaotamenlaidaolecemenchu，zheilijingranyoushijigerenzaipaidui。
“zhei...zheishenmeyisi，tiaozhanzhaitenghaiyaopaiduidema？”chenxiaodaoerandao。
pangziganjincoushanglai，zaitaerbianshuo：
“daoge，nibuzhidaoa，zheimeitianshuoyaotiaozhanzhaitengderen，meiyouyibaiyeyouwushi，xianzaidouchameiyouyaohaole.....”
礼宾小姐也解释道：
“zhaitengxianshengjingliyouxian，meisantianzhinengjieshouyicitiaozhan，suoyini，womenxianzaijubanleyigetiaozhanzhitongchedehuodong。
meicihuodongyisantianweiyigezhouqi，geweitiaozhanzheyaozaisantianneiwanchengsancidushutiaozhan，lianguosanguan，cainengyoutiaozhanzhaitengxianshengdezigeni！”
chenxiaodaoyizhenwuyu，zhizhezijidelianshuo：“rendewoma？”
libinxiaojiebaochizhelimao：“duibuqixiansheng，wo...burenshini。”
chenxiaodaowaiguonaodai，wenzhehuazi：“duxiaxianzaizheimemeizhimingdulema？”
huaziqiaoshengshuodao：“nidouzoulesannianlea，chulelaoduke，sheihaijideniya！”
tingdaohuazizheiyangshuo，chenxiaodaodongle。
tazhuanguoshenlai，lalelazijidelingdai，chelechezijidexizhuang，angshoutingxiongdeshuo：
“zheiweixiaojie，xianzaizhanzainimianqiande，zhengshichuanshuozhongdeduxiachenxiaodao！
woyaoqiuyouxiantiaozhanzhaiteng，buzhidaokefouxinggefangbian？”
libinxiaojieguaneryixiao：“duxiaa，neinikuaiqupaiduiba，neibiandoushiduxia！”
“？”
chenxiaodaowangleguoqu，neibianpaiduide，yousishiduosuideyounidashu，haiyoudizhonghaidelaopangzi，yeyouhuazhizhaozhandexiaoxianrou。
“youmeiyougaocuoa，tamenshiduxia？”
“womenyemeibanfaya，zhiqianbuzhidaosheishuodeduxiabizhaitengxianshenghaiyaolihai，ranhoujiumaochulaiyidaduideduxiale，womenshizaimeiyounenglifenbian......suoyihaiqingningentamenyiqigongpingjingzhengla。”
chenxiaodaohejigexiongdimoranwuyudeduishileyiyan。
“daoge，xianzaizenmeban？”
“hainengzenmeban，zheishipujinai，zongbukenengnaoshiba，zhiyoulaolaoshishijinquguosanguange。”chenxiaodaowunaidebashouyitan，daizherenqupaiduile。
duiwuli，dajiadoubuzhengyanqiaoren。
yinweirenrendouzixuchenxiaodao，sheikansheidouxiangmaopaihuo。
weiyouchenxiaodaoziji，fandaoshidaizheyilianwunaideweixiao。
zheiyipirenhenkuaicouzulesanshige，ranhoukaishianjian，jinchang。
jinchangzhihou，dajiazaiyikuaipingfengmianqianzhanzhu，yiweijinglizoulechulai，gendajiadalezhaohu。
“geweiduxiaxianshenghao，huanyinglaicanjiaxinyilundezhaitengtiaozhandasai，wolaijidajiajieshaoyixiaguize。
shouxian，yaocanjiatiaozhandasai，bixuxianduihuanyibaiwanguobidechoumacaiyouzhunruzige。
erduihuanwanchoumazhihou，womenhuijidajiafafangbianhao，lingdaobianhaoyihou，jiukeyiqupujinshelidezhuanqujinxingyouxile。
womendeyouxifensanguan，jintiandiyiguandeneironghenjiandan，neijiushibaijiale。
meiweixuanshouchushiyibaiwandechouma，72xiaoshineiyingdaoyiqianwanjiuzidongjinjixiayilun。”
chenxiaodaotingzhezheigeguize，daoshizhidingdehenheli。
baijialedewanfayouhenduo，youderenjibasuoha，shijifenzhongjiukeyibabenjindadaoyiqianwan，erlingwaiyouxiewenjianxingxuanshou，zexuyaozhangqiaozhan，suoyiji72xiaoshihenrenxinghua，fanzhengjiudianbaochibaozhu。
jingliweixiaozhejixushuo：“weilezhaoguxiayixiexinlaideduxiapengyou，wozaizheilijiandandejieshaoyixiabaijialedewanfa。”
xiamianlikejiuchuanchulaiyizhenbumanyideshengyin：“qie，doushiduxiale，baijialehaibuhuiwan？”
jinglishuo：“zhiqianqueshiyoubuhuiwandexuanshou，naochulexiaohua，suoyiwohaishijieshaoyixiahaole.....”
“baijialefenweizhuangjiahexianjialiangfupai。
xuanshoumenkeyirenyitouzhuzhuanghuozheshixian，sheidianshudasheijiuyingqian，henshijiandan。”
“yifupaichushidoufaliangzhang，daxiaodepandingguizeruxia。
liangzhangpaidianshujiaqilaiyuejiejin9dian，jiuyueda，9weizuida。”
“qizhongasuan1dian，jqksuan0dian.
biruyizhangayizhang8，neijiushi1+8dengyu9，zuidadepai。
erchaoguojiudiandezhiquyushu，biruliangzhang8dian，8+8wei16，jiuzhisuan6dian。”
“zhuangxianyingledoushiyipeiyi，erruguozhuangxiandianshuyiyangda，zeshihepai。
hepaideqingkuangxia，touzhuzhuangxiandexuanshou，zheijutuiqianbusuan，erdanduyalehedexuanshou，yipei8。”
“dangran，youshihouzhuangxianliangjiahuichuxianbupaideqingkuang，xuyaofadisanzhangpaicainengjuechushengfu，buguoyaobupaiheguanhuifade，zheilijiubuduozhuishuxiangxiguizele。”
“zuihou，weilezuidachengdudetigaojingjixing，bencitiaozhanquxiaoleduizi，longbao，daxiaodengdengwanfa，zhinengyazhuang，xian，he。”
jingliyifanjieshaoxialai，chenxiaodaozheixierenziranshitingzhewuqu，buguoyahuandaoshinongdonglebaijialedaodishizenmeyihuishier。
chenxiaodaokankanxuanshourenqunli，youlianggexiaoxianroutingdejinjinyouwei，mingxianshidiyicilaiwan，haizhenganmaochongduxia......
tamenhenkuaiduihuanlechouma，laidaolebencidasaidezhuanqu。
zhuanqulirentingduo，chuletamenzheipixinlaide，haiyouqianmianjipi。
yixierenweizhiqianyijingfanglehaojipinghongniu，mingxianzhandoulebushijigexiaoshile。
qizhongyigezhuotairenweidehenduo，mingxianshizaikaihaolule，chenxiaodaozhizhetashuo：“jiuzheiliba。”
tamengangyizouguoqu，jiutingdaoneibianchuanlaiyizhenhuanhu。
“youshixian！duxiayoumaiduile，lijinjizhichayishoule！”
“zheiweicaishizhendeduxia，tainiubile！”
chenxiaodaoxinliheheyixiao，zouguoqukandao：
yiweishuzhedabeitou，jianzuihousaiderenbeiyijingshuguangdepujieweizaizhongjian，zhengshichunfengdeyizhishi。
erzaikankanpailu，zheijuyijinglianxukaileqibaxianle。
chenxiaodaobayahuanwangqianyitui：“nilaikanpai，wobangnixiazhu。”
duiyutalaishuo，zheiyangdejumeiyoushenmeyali，rangyahuanwanwanjiuxing。
yahuanyouxiejinzhangdezuodaoleweizhishang，heguankaishishiyikaishixiazhu。
“zhuilonga，xiandoukaileliubale，zheibakendinghaishixian！”
jianzuihousai“duxia”kaikoule，yixiazituileshijikuaichoumadao“xian”shang。
zhouweixianggenzhehetangderencikedoubatadangchengleshenxian，fenfengenzhemaixian。
zhuangdetouzhuquli，kongdangdangyipian。
heguanzhengyaofapai，chenxiaodaohandao：“manzhe！”
ranhoutazhijiebasuoyouchouma，fangdaolezhuangshang。
yizhuozideren，shunjiandoubanaodaizhuanguolai，buhuaihaoyidekanzhechenxiaodao。
zheixiaozi，laizhuangguaideshiba？！
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