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konglinazheyinxingkalaidaojinglibangongshi，jinglichiwanzhengzuozaiyizishangwanshouji，konglizouguoqu，xinxudeshuodao：“jingli，waimianyougekehuyaomaishidongbieshu，yaoquankuanfu，rangwolaishuaka……”
“shenme？quan，quankuan，maishidong？”
chiwanlengleyixia，padeyisheng，shouliwanzhedeshoujidoudiaozailezhuozishang，tagenbendougubudejianshouji，zhizhidekanzhekonglishuodao：“zainali？neidakehuzainali？kuai，kuaiqingdaobangongshililai，woqinzizhaodaita，shidonga，quankuan，shenhao，zheishishenhaoa！”
kandaochiwanzheimejidong，konglishayanle，ganjinjieshidao：“chijingli，ni，nibiejidong，zhei，zheikalikenenggenbenjiumeiyouqian。”
“什么？没有钱？”
chiwanlengleyixia，kanzhekonglizhoumeishuodao：“shenmeyisi？shuoqingchu！”
konglikanzhechiwan，shuodao：“chijingli，shizheiyangde，zheigekehukanqilaibuxiangshiyouqianrendeyangzi，tazaiwaimianherenzhengchaoleyixia，ranhoucaiyangyanyaomaishidongde，erqiezheigekehuhexianerrenshi，xianerhaishuoneikehushitaguimidelaogong，shigewonangfei，danneikehufeirangwolaishuaka，wobulaiyebuxing。”
“niyebuzaoshuo，rangwobaigaoxingyichang！”
chiwandenglekongliyiyan，shuodao：“neihaishuashenme？langfeishijian，nizhijiequjitashuo，kalimeiqianjiuxingle。”
“chijinglibushiyixiama？wanyikalizhenyouqianni？”kongliwendao。
“shishenmea？nidoushuolehexianerrenshile，xianerrenshideren，niyiweitayaoshizhenyoumaibieshudeshili，zheihaoshixianernengrangjini？shidonga，zheitichengjiushijibaiwan，nihaixianghaoshia？”chiwanwuyudeshuodao。
“好吧！”
konglidianlediantou，nazheyinxingkajiuchuqule。
konglizouchubangongshi，shenxianerjiukanzhekonglilianmangdewendao：“xiaoli，zenmeyang？shuakachenggonglema？”
kongliyaoleyaotou，chaozheqinshanhezouleguoqu，bakadijileqinshanheshuodao：“buhaoyisi，nikalimeiyouqian。”
“ahahaha，diurenxianyandedongxi！”
shenxianerkanzheqinshanhe，jifengdexiaodao：“nibushishuokaliyouqianma？qianni？rangnichilema？”
“ai，woshizhenxindexiangguixiajiaonibabade，kexinibujiwojihuia！”mengruyeshiyiliandesedeshuodao。
weiguandezhongrenyedouyaotouxiaoleqilai。
“zenmekenengmeiyouqian？shibushishuakajihuaile？wokaliyoumeiyouqianwohainengbuqingchuma？”
qinshanhezhoumeikanzhekonglishuodao：“niquhuangeshuakajishishi，kaliyouqiande！”
“xiansheng，bienaolexingma？meiyouqianjiushimeiyouqian，nizheiyangzhuangzhendehenmeiyouyisi！”kongliyeshengqile，zheiyetaibuyaolianle，jigetaijiexiaqujiushile，yizhichanzhezuizhongzhihuigengjiadiulian！
“bukenengmeiyouqian，wozheijiulianxiyinxingchacha！”
qinshanhemizheyanjingtaochushouji，zhijiejiubotongleyinxingdekefudianhua，tadekalimeizhanglimianzuishaodoudeyoujishishangbaiyi，zenmekenengmeiyouqian？
henkuai，dianhuajietong，qinshanhezhijiewendao：“wei，jiwochayixiawodeyinxingyue，zheibushiyouqianma？neiwomaifangzirangqushuakazenmeshuabuchulai？xing，wojiuzaiyinshanguanhubieshuqudexiaoshouchu，ng，wodengdianhua！”
guaduandianhua，qinshanhekanzhekonglishuodao：“wogangdakefuzixunle，kaliyouqian，nizenmekenengshuabuchulai？”
konglihaimeishuohua，shenxianerjiulenghengyishengshuodao：“nizhenshibuxiandiurena，nihaidadianhuazixunle，woquannia，ganjinjiazheweibaketoudaogeqiangundan，yuetuonaodeyuedajiuyuediuren，mingbaima？”
zheishi，qinshanhedeshoujixiangle，qinshanhejietong，shoujilichuanlaiyidaonansheng：“wei，zunjingdeqinxiansheng，woshijianxingqingshanluzongxingdexingzhangxuliang，qingwennixuyaoduoshaoqian，woqinzijininsongguoqu。”
“xianjiwonashigeyiguolai！”qinshanheduizheshoujidandandeshuodao。
“baoqianle，qinxiansheng，womenyinxingxianzaimeiyouzheimeduoqian，shigeyidehua，neixuyaoyitiandeshijianlaidiaodu。”
“那有多少？”
“一个多亿。”
“neijiunayigeyiguolaiba！”
“shi，qinxiansheng，nishizaiyinshanguanhudeshoulouchushima？”
“嗯！”
“haode，qinxiansheng，shifenzhongneiwogandao！”
qinshanheguaduandianhua，kanzheshenxianermengrushuodao：“shifenzhongjiubaxianjinjiusongguolaile，dengzheba！”
“wei，woshimengru，ng，jiwozhunbeiyibaigeyiguolai，shenme？meiyouzheimeduo？ganshenmechide，wokalishangqiangeyini，shifenjiwosongyibaigeyixianjinguolai，songbulaiwojiubaqianquanbuzhuanzou！”
mengruzhuangzheqinshanhedadianhuadeyangzi，youmoyouyangdexueleqilai。
mengruzheiyixue，dunshiyindezhouweiderendouhongtangdaxiao。
“laopo，meikanchulaia，nizheiyanjijingzhana，bineifeiwuyandehaibizhenni，hahaha！”yuehengkanzhemengruxiaodao。
shenxianeryeshikanzheqinshanheshuodao：“qinshanheaqinshanhe，kuiyouxinkuaniyikouyigelaoshirenni，wokannizheiyezhenshibulaoshia，xianzaiwojiujiyouxindadianhua，rangtalaijianshijianshinizheiyigeyixianjinzenmesongguolai！”
shuowan，shenxianerjiuyaonashouji，zheishi，shoulouchuwaixiangqiyizhenjingmingsheng，jiezhejiliangyayunchejiukaileguolai。
shushigechuanzheanbaofu，nazhezhenqiangshidandeyasongyuancongcheshangxialai，lazheyigegepixiangjiuzoujinlexiaoshouchuli。
jiezheyigechuanzhexifudezhongniannanrenxiaopaodeyegenzhejinlaile，tadashengdehandao：“qinxiansheng，sheishiqinxiansheng！”
qinshanhetailetaishou，neizhongniannanrenlianmangchaozheqinshanhexiaopaoleguolai。
zhongniannanrenbigongbijingdekanzheqinshanhe，manlianqianyideshuodao：“qinxiansheng，zheixieshiyigeyixianjin，wojininsonglaile，nindakefushuoyinxingkabunengshuaka，nengjiwokankankama？wojininjianchayixia，kankandaodinalichulewenti。”
“嗯！”
qinshanhedianlediantou，bayinxingkadijilezhongniannanren。
zhongniannanrenshuangshoujieguolaiyinxingka，nachushuakajishualeyixia，ranhoubashuakajidijileqinshanhe，shuodao：“qinxiansheng，mafanninshuruyixiamima。”
“nishuba，limianyemeiduoshaoqian，wusuowei，mimashi611611。”
qinshanhekanzhezhongniannanrenshuodao。
“是，秦先生。”
zhongniannanrenshurumima，chaxunliuyixia，likekanzheqinshanheshuodao：“qinxiansheng，kawanhaowusun，wochaleyueqishisanyi，wanquankeyishuakade。”
“keyishua？neinixianshuayigeyishishi，bazheixienisonglaideqianjishuadiao。”
秦山河皱眉说道。
“是，秦先生。”
zhongniannanrendianlediantou，caozuoleyixia，shuakajixiangqishuakachenggongdetishi！
“qinxiansheng，shuahaole。”
zheiyishunjian，zaichangweiguandesuoyourendoulingluanle，nikankanwowokankanni，quandoumengle，shayanle，chedideshale！
mengruheyuehengyeshibeijingdemudengkoudai，zhei，zhei，zheirennandaozhendeshigechaojishenhao，zheikalijingranyouqishisanyia！
yuehengxindouzhandouleyixia，ta，tazheishidezuileshenhaodejiezoua，kaliqishisanyia，zheikendingshidajiazudeshaoyea，wandanle，zijizheixiachedidewandanle！
mengrutunlekoutuomo，kanzheqinshanhedeyanshendoumaoguangle，zheiyangdechaojishenhaoa，ruguozijinengbaoshangdatui，neixiabanbeiziyebuchoulea！
shenxianeryemengle，dantashunjianjiufanyingleguolai，qinshanhebukenengyouzheimeduoqiande，tajiushiyigefeiwushangmennvxu，zheiyiqiekendingdoushiyande，zheixiequandoushiqinshanheqinglaideyanyuan！
takanzheqinshanhe，lengxiaodao：“qinshanhe，nizhenshirangwodakaiyanjiele，zhuanggoulema？nibujinzijizhuang，jingranhaiqingyanyuan，nijiusuanyandezaibizhen，niyepianbulewo，nijiushigeshangmennvxu，nijiushigewonangfei，nibaozhuangdezaiwanmeiyepianbulewo！”
“zheixinglixianglinengyouqiancaiguaile，wozheijiudakai，woganbaozheng，zheixinglixianglimeiyouqian，yifendoumeiyou，woyaojieluni！”
shenxianerlengxiaoyisheng，zhijiezouguoqulageyigexinglixiang，zhongniannanrenxiangzuzhi，beiqinshanhejilazhule。
“tayaokan，neijiurangtakanhaole！”
kacayisheng，shenxianeryibajiangxinglixiangjidakaile，suizhexinglixiangdedakai，neizaixinglixianglimafangzhengqideyizhazhadehongsechaopiaochedidexianlulechulai！
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