yefeiqinmenglanzuoweizhujiaodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《doushi：chengweishenyidedidiaoshenghuo》，jiangshuyiduanwenxintianmideaiqinggushi，shizuozhe“nanhubenzun”deyibuwanjieyuanchuangzuopin，，gushineirongjianjie：suiranzheilidemeizizhendehenshuiling，dantaqichudechufadianbingbushizheigea！“kao！gemen，nihaizhuang！”yuanlianhanzileileyefeiyi……
“doujiwogunkai！lianggefantong！”
leihutulekoutuomo，juanlejuanxiuzi，luchujingzhuangdebeibang，zoudaoyefeimianqian，“xiaozi，zheishinizizhaode，laoziliangquanlundaoninaozhendangkebieguaiwo……”
leihuliezuiyixiao，tayiqianshizaiheishidaquande，beiligenbenbushiyibanrennengdidang，taishoujiushiyijishabaodadequantou，chaoyefeidenaodaizouqu。
yefeibuhuangbumang，yigeshanshenduoguo，ranhoujiangyipangdezhaoqiguangjilaleguolai。
“啊！！”
zhaoqiguanghaimeifanyingguolai，zuoyanjiuaileyiquan，zhijiehaojiaoleqilai。
“ya，shizhaobuzhanga，buhaoyisibuhaoyisi，nizazhanwopangbianni！”
yefeilianlianxiangzhaoqiguangdaoqian，danlianshangquemeidingdianchengyi。
“zheijiahuoyidingshiguyide！”
zhaoqiguangwuzheyanjingduodaoleyibian，xinxiang，chouxiaozi，dengzheixierenzoule，laozizaizhaonisuanzhang！
yefeimeiyouquguanzhaoqiguangzenmexiang，fanzhengtajiushiguyide，sheijiaozheijiahuogangcaineimexiaozhang。
suiji，yefeizhuanshenyijiaochuaizaileihudexiaotuishang！
“啊！”
leihucanjiaoyisheng，yitiaotuizhijiejiuyoutongyouma，chadianjiuyaoguixiaqu。
“我草泥马！”
leihuyaoya，panshanzhuanshen，youshiyiquanchaoyefeidalai！
keyefeideyizhijiaoyijingzaozaobaizaileihumianqian，kansiqingqiaodiwangtalianshangyiti，leihujiubizibiaoxue，lianshangyigexieyin，zhenggerendaolexiaqu。
“雷哥！！”
jigehunhundoukanshale，leigejingranbeidadehaowuhaishouzhili，haizheimelangbei！？
yiqunnvyuangongfenfenkanxiangyefei，yanlishanshuozheguangmang。
这个男人太帅了！
“wei，nimenbudasuansongtaquyiyuanma？wanyinaozhendangzenmeban？”
yefeichonglingwailianggehanziliezuiyixiao，yanlimanshihanyi。
lianggehanzihunshendalegejiling，jimangpaoqutaiqileleihu，chongchugongsi，kaizhemianbaoche，yiliuyan，paole。
shiqingyijiejue，gongsilidemeizimendouhuanhuleqilai！
erqitamianshizhezeshixianmujiduhendikanzheyefei，ai，gangcaizijizenmemeiyoushangqubanggemangni，yaoshibangmangle，zheihuieryenengchengweimeizimenxinzhongdedayingxionga！
“nijiaoshenmemingzi？！”
zheishi，zhaoqiguangzouleshanglai，ehenhendidengzheyefei。
“yefei。”yefeidandandihuidao。
“yefei，nizhidaoma，niredamafanle！”
“此话怎讲？”
yefeidunshibushuangle，zijicaiweigongsijiejuemafanhaobuhao？
“nidarenshishuangle，danqingchengguojiquebeinijihaicanle！”zhaoqiguanglishengpaoxiaodao。
tingdaozheihua，gongsilidenvyuangongmendunshifanyingleguolai，shia，zheigejiahuojintiandaletiexuemengderen，neiyihoutiexuemengkendingbuhuifangguoqingchengguojia！
zheixiazi，meizimenganggangduiyefeishengchudeyidianhaogandunshimeile，suirantamenjuedezheigenanrenhenshuai，danshitamengengbuxiangshiqugongzuoa！
bijingqingchengguojidefulidaiyuzaizhenggeninghaishikedoushizuihaode！
yefeilengxiaolesheng，dao：“woshuozhaobuzhang，ninandaomeifaxianma，jiusuanwojintianbudatiexuemengderen，nandaotiexuemengjiuhuifangguoqingchengguojile？
suhuashuoyouyijiuyouer，youerjiuyousan，yaoshiqingchengguojiyizhixiangtamentuoxie，neidaoshihoutamengenghuibianbenjialidishizidakaikou。
suoyiwojuedebiyaodeshihouwomenyinggaihenhendijitamenyijifanji，neiyangtamenhuoxuhaihuishoulianyidian，zhaobuzhang，nijuedewoshuodeduima？”
zhaoqiguangdunshiyakouwuyan，buguoyixiangdaozheixiaozishenshouneimehao，kendinghuiqiangzouzijidemeicha，yushibianshuodao：“nizheixiedoushiwaili！zongzhiyijuhua，nijintiandemianshijihuiquxiao！kuaijiwogundan！”
“等等！”
zheishi，qinmenglanzouleshanglai，shuodao：“wojuedeyefeishuodehendui，tiexuemengzhisuoyiganyierzaizaiersanbianbenjialidiqiaozhawomen，neishiyinweiwomentairuanruole。
suoyiwoyejuedewomenshidangdeshihouyinggaifanji，yaoburantamenhuijuedewomenqingchengguojihaoqifu！”
“haishilanjiemingbaishilier。”yefeixiaozheshuodao。
qinmenglanchongyefeidianlediantou，ranhoulengyankanxiangzaichangdesuoyourenshuodao：“xianzaiwoxuanbu，yefeitongguomianshikaohe，qitarendemianshizigetongtongquxiao！”
“weishenme？weishenmeyaoquxiaowomendemianshizige？”
“jiushishuoa，womendouhaimeikaohe！”
“pingshenmequxiaowomendezige，wobufu！”
qitamianshizhefenfenrangrangleqilai。
qinmenglanlenglengdisaoleyanzhongren，shuodao：“jiupingnimenzaigongsiyudaoweinandeshihou，yigegedanxiaorushu，buganbangmang！
jiranxiangzaiqingchengguojishangban，neinimenjiuyinggaibazijidangzuoqingchengguojideren，ranernimendoumeizuodao！”
tingdaoqinmenglanzheihua，suoyourendouxiukuidewudizirong。
“feige，wotaichongbainile，woyihounengbunenggenzhenihuna！”
zheishihou，liumantiaolechulai，yilianchongbaidikanxiangyefei，yanjinglidouzaimaoxingxing。
gangcaikandaoyefeifangdaoneixiehunhun，tashizhendedaxindilichongbai。
benlaitayiqianjiudangguoliangnianbing，zaibuduiliqiangzheweizun，suoyitachongbaiqiangzhe，ertaxinzhongyeyizhiyougemengxiang，neijiushichengweiqiangzhe！
“lanjie，wojuedezheijiahuohaibucuo，yaobuliuxiatazuogebaoanba！”yefeixiaolexiao，shuodao。
“hao，zhaobuzhang，zheigerenjiaojinile。”
qinmenglandianlediantou，suijichongyefeishuodao：“zou，yefei，wodainiqujianguzong！”
“好！”
yefeidiandiantou，ranhoujinjingenleshangqu。
“feige，nishizaishitaishuaile！”
liumankanzheyefeidebeiying，manlianchongbai，jiuchazhijiexianshenle。
“shuainimabi！zou，laozidainiqubanruzhi！”
zhaoqiguangyibazhangpaizaileliumandehounaoshaoshang。
tahenhendidingzheyefeidebeiying，roulerousuanzhangdeyanjing，xinxiang，yefei，dengzheqiao，laozigennimeiwan！
……
chengzuodiantidaolesanshilou。
zouzaiquwangzongcaibangongshidelushang，yefeigengjiajuedezijilaiduile。
qingchengguojihaizhenshigemeinvyunjidedifanga！
zheigongsijibenshangquanshinvren，erqieyilushanghaifaxianlebushaomeinv。
yefeidezuijiaofuxianchuyimohuaixiao，duiweilaichongmanlewuxianqidai。
kanzheqinmenglanbeiduanqunbaoguodehunyuanqiaotun，yefeiganjueyanqianzheigenvrencaishizhenjipin。
zheishihou，qinmenglansihuchajuedaolebeihouzhiredemuguang，tamengditingxiajiaobu，eryefeiyetongyishijianshouhuileshixian。
qinmenglanfangmanlebufayuyefeibingjianxingzou，tapieleyanyefei，wendao：“yefei，niyiqianshizuoshenmede？”
“lanjie，wodeziliaoshangbushixieleme。”
叶飞耸了耸肩。
“niyiqianzhendezhishidangguobing？”
qinmenglandeyishuangmeimoujinjindikanxiangyefei。
“当然是真的啊！”
叶飞点点头。
“suiranwobuzhidaoniyiqiandaodishizuoshenmede，danwofaxian，nikebineixiedangguobingderenlihaiduole……”
yefeishuangyanyimi，zheinvrenhaizhenbujiandanni！
“hai，kenengshiwobijiaoqinfenba！bierenlalianyiqiangongli，wojiulalianliangqiangongli，bierenlalianliangqian，wojiulaliansanqian，suoyiwobiyibanrenlihaima！”
yefeixiaohehedishuoleyiju，suijizhuanyihuati，dao：“lanjie，guzongdaodiyouduopiaolianga？”
“guzongbeipingweiqingchengguojidiyimeinv，nijuedeni？”
“bu，wojuedelanjienicaishizuipiaoliangde！”
yefeikuaqinvren，zhangkoujiulai，doubudaixiang。
“hehe，yefei，nihaitinghuikuarendema，zheihuayinggaikuaguobushaonvhaiziba？”
“zheinanengni，wozhikuaguolanjieyigeren。”
叶飞连连摇头。
qinmenglanmeixiaolesheng，shuodao：“suannixiaozihuishuohua，yihouzaigongsilanjiezhaoni！”
“罩的住吗？”
yefeipiaoleyanqinmenglanjiantingfengmandeshangwei，jiang‘zhao’ziyaodehenzhong。
“nixiaoziganzhanjiedebianyi，nixinbuxinwoyijuhuajiurangnigundan？”qinmenglanxiaomimididingzheyefei，shuodao。
“不敢不敢！”
yefeilianlianbaishou，xinzhongandao，madan，zijizheishiyouduojiumeikaihunle，yetaijikeleba？
“死样！”
qinmenglanxiaozheyaoleyaotou，shuodao：“daihuizaiguzongneierhaohaobiaoxian，bijingnideshengshadaquankezhangwozaiguzongshoushang。”
“shi，lanjie，wobaozhenghaohaobiaoxian！”
yefeizhongguizhongjudichongqinmenglanjinglegejunli，doudenvrengegejiaoxiaoleqilai。
kanzhenvrenzhandongdeshuangfeng。
yefeirenbuzhuzaixinligantanleju。
我勒个去，真大啊！
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