zaibaibaobaodebixia,fandebiaomadashuaichengweileyimingbeizhudingyaoyumingyunkangzhengdeyingxiong。tamianduizheyigemoshengerweixiandeshijie,xuyaoyongqihezhihuilaizhanshengxieeshili。zheibudoushishenghuoxiaoshuoronghelemaoxian、qihuanheaiqingyuansu,daijiduzhewujindejingxihegandong。niuershenhoudemangliuziyikandageshouru,zheibushixianyinqindehaoshihouma?“***!zheishinengshuodema?”“xiaozaizi!bazuibishang!buyaowumiewomenda……jiangrangniyubabuneng,yinfaneixindeshensi。
1996nian,longguozheigegulaodeguodu,yijingkaishihuanfachulingquanshijiejingyadeguangmang,jingjidegaosufazhanhechengzhenhuajianshedejiasu,rangzheigeguojiaderenmenkaishilemangliu。
dongbeikaiyuanshimajiabaozi,yigedongbeizuibuqiyandepinkunxiaoshancun,
cunkoudedashuxia,yigeyuantouyuanlian,hutouhunaodeershilaisuiqingnian,roulerouzijilian,
“aiya~aiya~zahuishini?”
“qianfang,wanfanga。jingranjiaonitouchejianglejun。”
“jiu。。。jiuchayibu。。。jiu。。shengtian。。banzi。。wodegenaoguazia。”
qingnianyunhuhudekanzhehuangliangdesizhou,yiguzimoshengdejiyixilai,
“guoranshichuanyuele,aiya,zhenshi。woshuohuazenme,zamegekouyinni?za。。za。。hai。。daidianxiao。。jieba。”
“wo,wozahainengbiancheng,biancheng,biaogeni?zhei,zheijiahuo,haishinianqingbandefandebiao,jianghuahaidedaisigebapai。”
fanbiaoyuanlaishilanxingdeyimingjinrongjingsuanshi,zaijinrongfashichangshangchichafengyun,danshitianyoubucefengyun,zaizijijijiangyinglaidi2000gexiaomubiaodeshihou,xiyingjiejiaonitouche,
“aiya,aiya,fangbushengfanga,heishou,,chiguoguodeheishou,caopandezheixiezhuangjiabieduzi,xiashouzhennimahei。”
“heihei,buguonimenzheibangeyumen,yebiexiangdedaohaochu,wozaojiuzaijijianbumenzuoguoyichangongzhengle,neixiebujimingzhanghudeqian,doujiangyongyucishanshiye。heihei~”
“zhenbuzhidao,nimenqiansuanwansuanshenmedoumeinadaoshou,shishenmebiaoqing。”
“yanjingyizhengyibi,jingranbianchengle《madashuai》lidefandebiao,zheishangnashuoliqu。”
fandebiaozoudaoxiaohebiankanzhezijinianqingdeyuanlian,shenleshenlanyao。ganjuedaoershisuiroutidewuxianhuoliyujiankang,
xiaolexiao“hehe,qishiyemanbucuoa。yuanxiansishilaisuideshenti,zaojiubeijiusecaiqi,shangtoule,jishibuzangshennitouche,yehuobuleduojiu。”
pingjiezhezijidebenshi,zaizheigemanghuangniandaihungechurentoudi,haibushijianjiandandan?
naolenaohounaoshao,ninandao“maosizheigeshijiebizijiyuanxiandeshijie,haiyaofuza,bujinyoujinghaishi,haiyouzuiezhidoulvteng,shenzhihaiyouxiangyashanhelongquanshan。”
“gengguanjiandeshi,zhaobensanlaoshiyijingzaichunwandewutaishangzhengmingleziji,chengweiquanguowenmingdedamingxingle。erhezhaolaoshiyouzhebafenxiangsidejiefumadashuai,haiyiranzaixiangjianwunong。”
“zhenshiyouyisi,zheishichuanyuedaoleyigeyingshijuzonghedeshijie,haihaozijidezhangxiangmeiyoubaifenbaijichengfanlaoshi,ershibeishijieyouhualehenduo,yuanbendianshijulifandebiao41sui,lijiadeshihouyejiusanshisuichutou。zhijiebeiyouhuachengleershisuichutou。”
tongguojiyidezhi,fandebiaohezijishangbeiziyigedexing,doushiguerchushen,zhibuguobutongdeshi,fandebiaoyougejiaolibaokudeyuanfanglaojiu,buguoyeshinongmin,zijiwenbaodouchengwenti,
suoyizaifandebiaofumusihou,fandebiaobeizhijiesongjinlekaiyuangueryuan,
houlaibeimadashuaidexifushouyang,madashuaixifuyejiuchenglefandebiaodeyangmu,houlaimadashuaizheigelaoduzikanzhonglezijiyangmudemeise,sichanlandaxiahaizhenbeitabayangmuzhuidaoleshou。
zaiwairenyanlinvfangtouhundaigetuoyoupingerzi,shuochuqubuhaoting,suoyiyangmujinmenhoujiugaikouchenglejiedi,
madashuaijiuchenglezijidebianyijiefu,houlaijiejieyoulegenver,yejiushi《madashuai》lidemorenjing“xiaocui”。
yuanbenfandebiaonianjijiuxiao,suoyiduidaixiaocuijiuxiangduidaizijideqinmeimeiyiyang,shuoshijiujiuwaishengnv,shijishangshiqingmeizhumadexiongmeiguanxi。
jiejiesihou,fandebiaojiuchenglezheigejialibijiaoteshudecunzai,yigemeiyouqinqiguanxi,meiyouxueyuanguanxidejiaren。
fandebiaozheicilijiachuzou,likaicunzi,jiushiyinweilaoyujiade“qiezibao”yudecaibaxiaocuiqifukule,fandebiaojixiaocuichutou,dale“qiezibao”yidun,
madashuaiaiyu“qiezibao”tabayufuguideganbushenfen,bufenqinghongzaobai,qianglazhefandebiaodaoqiandaozhide,
fandebiaosuishuoweirendadalielie,biaobiaohuhu,danshidongbeirenguzilidezhengzhi,hemang,queshiyushengjulaide,yiqizhixia,zhijielijiachuzou,zhunbeiquchengshilidapin。
yuanshenxiangzhangzhezheigeshiqing,chuqudagongyeshizhenxinshiyide。
jiuzaifandebiaofadaideshihou,turanshulinhoumianchuanlaileshuohuasheng,
“madashuaia,madashuai。nishuowoshuonishenmehao,zijijiadexiaojiuzizijidoukanbuzhua!~”
“zheitianmashangjiucaheile,fujindashanlihaiyouyeshouchumei。duoweixiana,yaoshichugehaodai,nirangwozheigeganburuhezaifulaoxiangqinmianqianlizu。”
“nizheibushijiwonankanma?haiyou,haizijiandedadanaonaonichanheshenmewanyier,woerzibuyemeishoushangnima?niqianglarenjiadaoshenmeqian?gaodewohaoxianghenguanliaoyiyang。”
“nikanzanmencunnajiahaizidanaoxiangnizheiyang,nizheishigao***,gaoteshu!”
lingtoudeqingnianyishenzhongshanzhuang,xiaogezizhiyouyimiliu,zhengshilaoyujiadeyufugui,houmiangenzheyigeshencaigaoda,zuzugaochutalianggetoudezhuanghan,yizhangzhuyaozilian,chenmendeshuodao。
“nishuo,zheisheinengxiangdao,zheiciwozheixiaojiuzizenmejiuzheimeniaoxingni?erhuabushuoshoushixinglijiuzouleni?”zheirenjiushifandebiaodebianyijiefumadashuai,zheigejiahuozhangzhezijishencaigaoda,yaozilian,zaishilibaxiangdouyoubucuodenvrenyuan。
“nimenliangxinglea,zhaorenshiguanjian,biechaochaole,haibugoudajiahuotoutengdeni。”shuohuadeshiyigeershilaisuideqiaolinvren,zhengshimadashuaidelinjuyufen,
jiejiesihou,madashuaijiubamuguangdadaoleyufenshenshang,danshirenjiayufenyigehuanghuadaguinvkekanbushangta,renjiayanguanggaozheni,kanbushangguikanbushang,danshiyigecunzhuzheditoubujiantaitoujiande,guanxihaishibucuode,
“xing,yufentingnide,qianmianjiushicunkoule,wogumozhezheixiaozizuidadeyongqiyejiuzoudaozheile,”madashuaitianzhelianshuodao,shunbianhaizhenglezhengmaozi。zuochulegezirenweihenshuaidezishi,shubuzhitasanshiduoniandedayaozilian,yagenjiumeixiyindaorenjiazhuyi。
“woshuonimenyeshixiande,yigedaxiaohuoziyezhidenimenzheimequzhao,zazhe,hainengdiua,”liuliliuqideniuershuozhefenglianghua。
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