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“qiantaitai，ni……nimeishiba？”
guolehaojiu，lilaoshicaifanyingguolai，shangqianwendao。
“nimen！nimenjiwodengzhe！”
qiantaitaijianruidejiaodao：“lilaoshi，woyaorangtamendenver，jueduibunengchuxianzaixingguang……bu，shizhenggetianhairenheyijiayoueryuannei！”
lilaoshikanletamenyiyan，yangqiyimolengxiao：“neihaibujiandan，rangwogesuibiangaiyixiatadedangan，zhenggetianhaichengsuoyougongliyoueryuan，douhuijujuetarunei！”
“nizenmekeyizheiyangzuo？”
yunxueyanyouqiyouji，ruguozhendezheimezuodehua，neiyunyaneryihoudexuetu，kendinghuishoudaohendadeyingxiang。
“niyiwei，qiantaitaizheiyibazhang，jiushibaiaidema？”
lilaoshiyinchendekanzhexiangshaolong：“zheiyibazhangyaofuchudedaijia，shizhenggetianhaichengsuoyougonglixuexiao，duininverdejuzhimenwai，congyoueryuanyizhidaodaxue，tadeweilai，jiushizaineixiesanliuxuexiaohunchidengsi，ranhouzaishangyigeye1jidaxue，zuihouxiangnimenyiyang，zaishehuizuidiceng，xinxinkukudehuozhe！”
“哈哈……”
kanzhetachangkuangdexiaorong，xiangshaolongdemuguang，yinlenglexialai：“zheishiyigelaoshigaishuodehua？”
“henhao，niqueshiyourangwozhanglejianshi！”
“xiangnizheiyangquyanfushiderenzaijixuliuzaijiaoyuxingye，neishiduizhenggetianhaixuezidewuru！”
shuowan，botongyigedianhua：“daizhenideren，shifenzhong，laixingguangyoueryuan！”
guaduandianhua，lilaoshixiangkanshazisidekanzheta：“nibuhuizhenjubaowoleba？”
“aiyouwozhenshihaopae！”
shuozheyenachudianhua，botongleyigehaoma，jietonghou，jiaodididao：“ge，yougerenzaiyoueryuannaoshi，feiyaojubaoworangnimenjiaoyujuderennikaichuwo，zenmebanni？”
dianhuaneitou：“shenme？！”
“wokankansheigankaichuwomeimei！”
“dengzhe，womashangdao！”
meiguoduojiu，yigeyuemowuliushisuidezhongniannanzi，daizhelianggerenjicongcongdegandao，yiyanbiankandaofushouerlidexiangshaolong，nanzishangqian，weiweigongshendao：“qingnin，ninshixiang……xiangxianshengma？”
xiangshaolongkanyemeikantayiyan，dandanshuodao：“tianhaichengdejiaoyu，haizhenshirangwoyouxieshiwanga！”
shengyinbuda，dannanzideshenzididegenghenle，eshang，yebuzhidemaohan：“shi……shiwoguanlibuzhou，haiqingxiangxianshengshuzui！”
shuowan，zhuanguotou，kanzhelilaoshi，yanshengdao：“likejiangtakaichujiaoshiji，bingtonggaoquancheng，suoyoujiaoyuxingye，duitayongbuluyong！”
“nizhidaowoshisheima，yegankaichuwo？！”
lilaoshidunshijianjiaoqilai，shangxiadaliangtayifan，suihoubuxieyixiao：“zheigenianjihaihuiyinweiyigejubaodianhuaqinzibenbo，kongpajiushiyigexiaoxiaodekeyuanba，zaiwozheizhuangshenmedalingdao！”
“wogaosuni，lifuzongzhangshiwogege，woyijuhua，bujinrangnikaichubulewo，liannizijidouzishennanbao！”
“zheigenianji，laolaoshishihundaotuixiu，zhuandiantuixiujinbuhaoma？”
“yebukankanzijishishenmedongxi，yeganzaiwomianqianchengneng？”
“你！……”
“tianhaijiaoyuxingyexia，younizheiyangdebailei，zenmeduideqiweirenshibiaosigezi！”
“wogaosuni，jintian，nishibeikaichudingle！”
“sheilai，yehubuzhuni！”
“laozidaoxiangkankan，sheigankaichuwomeimei！”
yigezhongqishizudeshengyinxiangqi，suihouyigedafubianbiandenanzizhigaoqiangdezoujinjiaoshi，lilaoshiyikan，limashangqian：“ge，jiushizheigelaobuside，jingranyaokaichuwo，erqie，liannidoubufangzaiyanlini！”
“呵呵……”
nanzimanmanhuiguotou，zhishilairen：“lifuzongzhang，nihaodadeguanweia！”
kanqinglairendemoyang，lifuzongzhang，dunshidailizailedangchang。
“ge，nikanzheilaotouerchangkuangdaoshenmechengdu！liannidemianzidoubuji！”
“nirangtaguolaijiwoguixiadaoqian，yaoburan，limakaichuta，tuixiujinyimaoqianyebujita！”
啪！
nanzihuishoujiushiyibazhang，ehenhendedengletayiyan，suihouyilianchanmeidechaozhenanzibenguoqu：“zongzhang，nin……ninbieshengqi，womeimeitayoudiangaoshao，gangcaishuoneimeduohua，kendingshishaohutushuodehuhua。”
lilaoshidunshizhangdalezuiba，turanjianfangfoyouxiangdaoshenmeyiban，muguangbukesiyidekanxiangxiangshaolong！
ruguolaideshijiaoyujuzongzhang，neiyigedianhua，jiunengbazongzhanghanlaideren，youshishenmeshenfen？
zheishihou，xiangshaolongdeshengyindandanxiangqi：“yanyan，jiaoyujuzongzhangdoulaile，gangcaifashengshiqing，bururangtapingpanyifankehao？”
yunxueyanrumengchuxing，jianggangcaifashengdeshiqing，yiwuyishideshuolechulai。
tingwan，zongzhangyifentianying：“zhenshitaiguofenle！”
“jiaoyuxingyeyouzheiyangdelaoshi，jianzhijiushichiru！”
“zaiyuanxiancaipandejichushang，diaoxiaolilaoshidejiaoshizigezheng，lifuzongzhangtinggangdiaocha，ruguozaiweiqijianyourenhexunsiwubidexingwei，congyanchuzhi！”
xiongmeierren，cikexiangshidoubaidegongji，tanruanzaidishang。
suihou，zongzhangmuguangyizhuan，kanxiangqiantaitai：“bufuhexingguangyoueryuanzhaoshengguigedexuesheng，yilvquxiaoruxueminge！”
“zheiweitaitai，ruguonixiangranghaiziruxue，neijiuanzhaogonglixuexiaodeguiding，anshunxupaidui，jinxingtongyikaohe！”
啪！啪！啪！
qiantaitaiguqizhang，kanzhexiangshaolong：“meixiangdao，wohaizhenshidikanleni。”
“jingranlianjiaoyujuzongzhangdounengqingguolai，kanlai，nigenneixiedicengdejianminbuyiyang，zuiqima，nishiyigeshaoweiqiangzhuangdiandejianmin！”
suihou，biaoqingdunshibiandeyouxiezhengning：“danshijianmin，shizhongjiushijianmin，gandawodexiachang，bushiyigexiaoxiaodejianminnengchengdandeqide！”
“至于你？”
qiantaitaijiangmuguangtouxiangzongzhang，buxiedelenghengyisheng：“yigexiaoxiaodejiaoyujuzongzhang，zhenbazijidanghuishile？”
“yebukankanzijishishenmeshenfen，yepeirangwodeerzigenneixiejianminyiyangqupaidui？”
“zheiweijiazhang！qingzhuyinideyanci！”
zongzhanglishengdao：“buyaoyinweinidewuzhi，errangnidehaizigenzheshouqianlian！”
“haha……jiupingnimen，haibupei！”
“jiupingwoerzideshenfen，zhenggetianhaichengdeyoueryuan，xiangshangnajia，jiushangnajia！”
“shenmegoupikaohe，jiuniyigexiaoxiaodezongzhang，haimeiyouzigejueding！”
“hao！neiwoyegaosuni，zhiyaowohaizairenyitian，nidehaizibuzouruxueliucheng，jiujueduishangbulerenheyijiayoueryuan！”
“neinizheigezongzhang，jiubuyaoganle！”
yitinglaiyin，qiantaitaidunshiyixi，niuzheyaozhichaozheshuohuazhirenzouqu，yilianweiqudao：“nizenmecailaia，yaoshizaiwanlaiyihuier，nilaopohaizijiuyaobeirenjiqifusile！”
nanzikandaoqiantaitailianshangdehongyin，yanzhongdunshishanguoyimohanguang，lishengdao：“wodaoxiangkankan，zaitianhainancheng，shisheiganqifuwodelaopohaizi！”
muguangyizhuan，kanxiangjiaoyujuzongzhang：“zhouzongzhang，shinima？”
zhouzongzhangliansedunshibiandeyouxienankan，lairenlenghengyisheng：“zhouzongzhang，nianjiyebuxiaole，chulishiqing，zongguihuiyouxiehutu，jiuchongnigangcaidebiaoxian，jiaoyuzongzhangdeweizhi，yijingbushihenile！”
“huiqubanyixiajiaojieshouxu，jiuranglifuzongzhang，jierennidezhiweiba！”
benlaimianrusihuidelifuzongzhangyitingzheihua，lianshangdunshiyangyiqilai，yiluxiaopaozoudaonanzishenbian，diantouhayao：“xiexieqianduzhang，yihouwoligangjiushininzuizhongshidebuxia，futangdaohuo，wojuewuerhua！”
“shenmeshihou，zheizhengwurenming，doukeyizheimesuiyile？”
“heng！zaiwodedipanshang，woxiangrangsheishang，sheijiukeyishang，woxiangrangsheixia，sheijiubixuxia！”
shuowan，muguanggaoaodekanzheta：“tongyang，woxiangrangsheisi，sheiyejueduihuobule！”
zhouzongzhangzouleguolai，xiaoshengdao：“tianhaichengfendongxinanbeisicheng，tajiushinanchengdezuigaolingdaoren，duzhangqianhai！”
yichengduzhang，jinciyuchengzhuzhixia。
“qianduzhang，tingniyifanhua，zhidaodenishirenmindefumuguan，buzhidaode，haiyiweinishinagezhanshanweiwangdetufeini！”
“zheimexiaozhang，ninandaojiubupama？”
“怕？”
“哈哈……”
qianhaihahadaxiao：“zaiwodedipanshang，wohuipashei？niyigejianminma？”
“xianzaigaipadebushiwo，shini！”
qianhaiyizhixiangshaolong：“wolaopolianshangdebazhangyin，shinidade？”
“nandao，tabugaidama？”
qianhaiyileng，woxiangguoxiangshaolongsibuchengren，yexiangdaoguoxiangshaolonghuitongkuchanhui，danmeixiangdao，tajingranhuiyizheimeyizhongxiaozhangdefangshichengrenlexialai！
“好！”
“很好！”
“henjiumeijianguozheimeyoudanziderenle！”
qianhaimuguangmiqi，daizheshangweizhedeweiyan：“xiwangnizaidayuzhizhongdeshihou，hainengyouzheimegaoaodepiqi！”
“钱督长！”
zhouzongzhangzheishihoukaikoudao：“woquannibuyaozheimezuo，fouze，niyidinghuihouhuide！”
shenzhixiangshaolongshenfendezhouzongzhang，fachu“shanyi”dejinggao。
“后悔？哈哈……”
“woqianhaiconglaijiubuzhidaoshenmeshihouhui！”
“wosuiranbuzhidaonigenzhexiaozishishenmeguanxi，rangnizheimeyuanyisibaota，dannizhouzongzhangzaiwoyanzhong，yebuguoshigexiabingxiejiangeryi，youyoushenmezigebaodeleta？”
qianhaigengjiaxiaozhang，lingkongzhizhexiangshaolong：“jintian，wojiurangnizhidao，dezuilewo，jiudengyudezuileyanwang！”
“woyebuqifuni，nidawolaopoyibazhang，woyaoniyizhishou！”
“nizuihaolaolaoshishipeihe，yaoburan……”
“yaoburan，niyouruhea，qianduzhang！”
youshiyidaoshengyinxiangqi，yingshengwangqu，kanqinglairen，qianhaixiaozhangdemianrong，dunshijiangzailedangchang！
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