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“zhangfan,nizheige**,jiwohuilai,jiwohuilaia……”
zhulipinmingdidahanzhe,danshizhangfangenbenjiubuyulihui,zhijiehuilexiaoqu。
zijidedianxueshoufa,bingbusuanshifengaoshen,gumozhesiwugexiaoshizhihou,neizhulijiukeyizixingjiekai。
jintiansuanshijitayigexiaoxiaodejiaoxunle,ruguozaizhaorezijidehua,jiubushibeidiansiwugexiaoshizheimejiandanle。
“a……zhangfan,nizheigewangbadan,nikuaijiwofangkaia!”
shijianyuezhang,zhulijiuyueshihaipa。
zijifenminghaohaode,zenmejiubunengdongle?
这搁谁谁不害怕啊!
“dianxue?nandaozheixiaozihuidianxue?duile,yidingshide,tashigeyisheng,yinggainengzuodaozheidianba!”
zhulixinzhongcaicezhe,danshitameiyouxiangguo,ruguoshigeyisheng,jiuhuidianxuedehua,neitiandixiadewulingaoshou,qibushibiandidoushi?
“**,jingranganwanwo,denglaozihaolezhihou,yidingzhaorennongsini!”
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zhulinuhoulianlian,diediebuxiu。
raner,bangexiaoshiguoqule。
zhuliyijiubaochizhehuichuquantoudezishi,ganjuegebodoumale,suiranshentibunengdong,danyeshileidegouqiang。
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buguanzhulizenmehan,doushitulao。
jibianshiyouqingjiegongrenzaoqilaidasaoweisheng,kandaogongyuanliyougerenbaizhezheimeqiguaidezishizaineilidahandajiaode,yigegeyeshiyuanyuandizoukai。
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jiezhe,lianggexiaoshiguoqule。
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yixielaodayefenfenguzhanghecaidao。
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助理欲哭无泪啊!
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zaoshangyudaolehaojigedaye,gentamenshuozijibeidianxuele,neixiedayequandoujitatouqulekanshaziyiyangdemuguang。
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xingweiyishujiuxingweiyishuba,zongbibeidangchengshenjingbinghaoba!
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dakaituisongzhihou,liuhuadeliandoulvle!
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yidiandianguoqu,yijingliugexiaoshile,zhulihaishibunengdongdan,tazhenggerendouyaobengkuile。
shenzhidouzaixiangzhe,zijinandaohuizheimehuohuozhansibucheng?
jiulianyijingsonglaoposhangbanhou,daolerenminyiyuanshangbandezhangfandoushimeixiangdao,zijidianxuexiaoguo,jingranchixuzheimejiu。
jintianzhangfanyoubeianpaidaolejizhenshi。
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suoyi,zhangfanyidaoyiyuan,jiuzhijiejinlejizhenshijinxingjiuzhi。
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