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“ma，woqiuqiuni，jiewowuwankuaiqian，woyidinghuihaijinide！”
“haiwo？ninashenmehaiwo？nichiwodechuanwode，zhengleqianqujineigeyaozhangguikanbing，xianzaihaiyoulianwenwojieqian？nizaneimebuyaolianni。wowangnizheigefeiwushenshangdadeqianhaishaoma？ganjinjiwogun！meiyou，yifenqiandoumeiyou！”
quxiuzhimanlianbuxiedeshuodao，zhuanshencongbaoxianjunachulewuwankuaiqiandexianjin，saijinlebaoli。
laoniangyouqian，jiushibujieni！
“ma，woqiuqiunile，nijiujiuwanerba，tajiukuaiyaosile，nizhei......bushiyouqianma。”
linyimanyanqiqiudekanzhezhangmuniangquxiuzhi。
“neishiwojiyirandadianguanxideqian，wobaqianjileni，yiranchuquhexibeifengya！neigesiyatoujiushigewudidong，baixuebingnayouzhihaode，shoushulehainenghuojitian？gunkai，yebuzhidaowomenjiayirankanshangninayidian，feiwuyige，jiuzhidaoyaoqian。”
quxiuzhinazheqianshuaimenerqu。
linyidelianse，yeshijiweinankan，xianzaiwanerjixuwuwankuaishoushufei，fouzedehua，kenenghuobuguoershisixiaoshi。
linyizaiyicibotonglelingyirandedianhua，xiangleqibashengzhihou，zhongyujietongle。
lingyiranzaiwaimianchucha，jintianlinyiyijingjitadaleershiduogedianhua。
“我在忙。”
sangezi，linyihaimeidengkaikou，lingyiranjiuyijingguaduanledianhua。
linyijinjindezuanzhedianhua，ruzhuibingku。
ta......yijingzoutouwulule，buguozheiyike，dianhuazaicixiangleqilai。
“linyishiba？ganjinbashoushufeijiaoyixia，burannimeimeijiuzhinengchuyuanle。”
啪——
liangcidianhuaquanbudoushibeiguaduande，linyidelianshang，xiemanlequrugenwunai，shenghuodeyapo，ranglinyichuanbuguoqilai，neizhongjuewang，rangtaxinrudaojiao。
linyilaibujiduoxiang，feibenxiangyiyuan。
danglinyipaodaoyiyuandeshihou，faxianlinwaneryijingbeilianggehushituidaolemenkou。
“你们干什么？”
linyichongshangqu，yiliannuhuo。
“yiyuanmashangjiuyaoxiabanle，nihaijiaobushangyiyaofei，liuzhurenrangwomenbarentuichuqu。”
护士一脸冷漠道。
“sheishuowojiaobushangyiyaofeide！”
林易咬着牙说道。
“neinidaoshijiaoa？xianzaiyiyuandechuangweizheimejinzhang，icugengshiyitianhaojiqian，niyaoshijiaoshangyiyaofei，wolimajiujinimeimeizuoshoushu。”
liuzhanningshuangshouchadou，yiliandanrandeshuodao，tashiwanerdezhuzhiyishi，yeshilingyirandetongxue。
“liuzhuren，nijiujiuwomeimeiba，woqiuqiunile，yiyaofeiwoyidinghuixiangbanfajiaoshangde，nikuaijitazuoshoushuba，tahaishigehaizi，tazhiyoubasui，tahaiyoudahaodeqingchunni。nimenyiyuanshijiusifushangdedifang，woqiuqiunileliuzhuren。shizaibuxing，womaishendouxing。”
linyiyilianaiqiudeshuodao，tawufajieshounianjinbasuidewanerjiuyaotashangtiantangzhilu。
“wokebuganyao，neiwobuchengledaomaiqiguandelema。”
刘展宁嗤之以鼻。
“meiqianhaixiangzhibing？zuomengbani！nidangwomenyiyuanshikaicishantangdema？hengheng，niquzhaoyiranyaoqianya，tabushiyouqianma？eduile，tayoubudaibiaoniyou，wowanglenijiushigefeiwushangmennvxueryi。”
刘展宁冷笑连连。
linyidizhetou，zuanzhequantou，liansetieqing，yiyanbufa。
“zheiyangba，yiyaofeiwokeyijinidianshang，danshinibixudayingwoyigetiaojian。”
“什么条件？”
linyimengranjiantaiqitou，yisixijiyongshangxintou。
“jiwoguixia，kesangexiangtou，ranhouhuiquzhihougenyiranlihun，wobuxiangkandaoyirangenzhenishouzui，nizheigewonangfei，nengjitaxingfuma？wogenyiranshipengyou，woxiwangtanenggoudedaoxingfu。”
liuzhanningxinshidandandeshuodao，zhiyaolingyiranlihun，tajiuyoujihui。
yiranpingshenmegentazheiyangyigeyiwushichudewonangfeizaiyiqi？zhiyouzijicaipeideshangyiran。
“你做梦！”
linyishuangyanyinchen，yaoyaqiechidedingzheliuzhanning。
zheigejiahuojingranxiangyaoweixieta，hairangtaguixia，shuodaodijiushiduizijideqizixinhuaibugui，zheizhongrenshizaitaibeibile。
“ge，wanerbuxiangzuoshoushu，wopateng。”
linwanershayadeshengyin，ranglinyixintouyijiu，jinjindezhuazhetadexiaoshou，cangbaidexiaolian，shifendexuruo，danyijiujiligoulechuyimoqianqiandexiaorong。
linyizenmekenengbuzhidaotadexinsini，wanercongxiaojiudongshi，zheisannianlai，zijisuoyoudeqian，doujitazhibingle，feidanmeiyouhaozhuan，faneryuelaiyueyanzhong，xianzaiyijingdaolebudebuzuoshoushudedibu。
buzuo，bisiwuyi，zuole，haiyouyixianshengji。
“neinimenjiudouqusiba，yiduisaobaxing！”
liuzhanninggenhushizhuanshenliqu，yiyuanmenkouzhishengxiaguduwuzhudelinyigenmeimei。
“duibuqiwaner，gemeibenshi，gegaisi，geduibuqini......”
linyishuangyanchihong，neixinwubizize，yankanzhemeimeiyuelaiyuexuruo，erta，quewunengweili。
一分钱难倒英雄汉！
linyizhongyumingbaizheijuhuadeyisile，jinguanzijibingbusuanshenmeyingxiong。
huanghunluori，canyangruxue，linyibaozhelinwaner，zaiyiyuandemenkou，tayijingbuzhidaogaihequhecong。
zuihoudexiwang，zhishengxialingyiranle，linyineixinzhengzhazhe，weilemeimei，tahaishizaiyicibotongletadedianhua。
嘟嘟嘟——
wurenjieting，jiuzailinyiguaduandianhuadeshihou，takandaolebuyuanchuyigebinguanmenkou，lingyirancongyiliangbenchicheshangzoulexialai，genpangbiandenanrenyoushuoyouxiao，yiqijinlebinguan。
neiyike，linyidenaodaiwengdeyixiajiuzhale，muziyulie！
这不可能！
yiranzenmekenenggenbierenqubinguan？
nandaotayitiandoumeiyoujiezijidedianhua，jiushigenneigenanrenzaiyiqi？
“ge，guojitianshisaozideshengri，nijiwomaitangdeqian，wodouzanzheni，jisaozimaigehaodiandeliwu。”
wanerzhanyanyixiao，nulirangzijikanqilaibuneimetongku，congdoulitaochuhaojizhangzhoubabadeshikuaiqianchaopiao。
danshixiayike，jiuyijinghunjueleguoqu，biziyekaishiliuxue。
linyidexin，wubidecitong，xinrudaojiao。
tiankongzhizhong，heiyunyachengchengyucui。
qingkejian，yishidayuqingpen。
“waner，waner，nixingxing——”
erzheiyike，linyidexin，zhandouqilai。
屋漏偏逢连夜雨。
linyishuangyanxuehong，jihuogongxin，yikounixuepenchu，linyimianrusihui，neishitadexinxue！
xinxueluozaishoushangdejiezhizhishang，xueyeyujiezhiqiaoranjiaorongzaiyiqi，faneryuefademingliang，neishilinjiazuchuandejiezhi。
shaneizhijian，daliangdexinxiyongrunaohaizhizhong，linyitoutengyulie，zaidayuzhizhongsihouzhe。
“houshilinsun，wunailinjiaxianzulinxizhi，suyouguigushengyizhicheng，anlezhinian，jiangwubishengchuancheng，jinguiyucijiezhizhong，wanghoushizisunnengchuanwoyibo，yangwolinshizongzuzhiwei，jianjitianxia，deyouwushuang！”
hunhouweiyandeshengyin，buduanhuidangzailinyidenaohaili。
liangjiu，yumuzhizhongdelinyi，huanhuandezhengkaiyanjing，muguangzhizhong，guanghualiuzhuan，linjiadegulinjiadeguyichuancheng，jinguiyuxin。
linyiwangzheyanqiandejiusiyishengdemeimei，xinxiruokuang，haihaotadeshengjimeiyouduanjue。
“waner，gejueduibuhuirangniside！”
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