xiaoshuodoushijuedingyixiandenannvzhushizhangtaoyanruoshuang，youjicaizhujidanjingxinxiezuoercheng，kourenxinxian，zhideyikan。xiaoshuojingcaijiexuan“ge，buyongle，yishenggangjiwozuowanjiancha，shuowodeshenzangchuxianbingbian，jiusuanhuanshen，kangfujilvyebuda，juanle**，buzaishinidefudan，wohenkaixin。”……
“xiaoshenyi，fanqingninzhaokanxiada**，womashangqucha，kanshisheixiadedushou。”
taishukanxiangxiaoshenyishuodao。
“jinkuaizhaodaoxiazhenzhiren，yilaofudeyishuzhinengmianqiangkongzhibingqing。”
xiaoshenyilianshangmanshiningzhong。
taishubuzaidange，qianwangjiankongshi。
“yan**，woxianshizhentiniwenzhubingqing，guochengyoudiantongku，nishaoweirennaixia。”
“xiaoshenyijinguanxiazhen，wochengdezhu。”
yanruoshuangzuozailunyishang，miansecangbai，huxirufengzhongcanzhuyaoyaoyuzhui。
daodishishei？tadouyijingbingchengzheigeyangzi，douhaibukenfangguota！
niantouzhuandong，yidaoshenyingfuxianzaiyanruoshuangdenaohai。
他害得我？
danhenkuaiyoufoudiaolezheigexiangfa，zijizhenshibinghutule。
tazhishinulizhuanqiantimeimeizhibingdeputongren，youyoushenmeliyouyaohaitani。
niantouluoxia，taishupaohuibingfang，kanzheyanruoshuang，nudao：“da**，chadaole，shiganggangjiwomingpiandeneixiaozi，tahaiqiandeshihou，yongyinzhenzhazailenishenshang。”
“womashangbatazhuahuilai。”
“manzhe，shipinjiwokankan。”
zhidaoshisheixiadeshou，yanruoshuangfandaobuzheji。
taishujiangshoujishangdejiankongshipindijiyanruoshuang，xiaoshenyiyecouleguoqu。
kanzheshoujilidejiankongshipin，xiaoshenyimanlianzhenjing，jidongdedahan：“cuole，shilaofucuoguaitale，zheiweishizhannaishishichuanyijiudejiuyangshenzhen！”
“huosirenroubaigubuzaihuaxia，meixiangdaotarucinianqing，yishuquerucilede，zhangjianghoulangtuiqianlanga！”
yanruoshuangyileng，kanzheshipinlideshenying，yuanlaitabushihaiwo，ershizaijiuwo。
“ganjinjitadadianhua！”
“是，大**。”
taishucongkoudaitaochuroudezhoubabademingpian，bodashangmiandedianhua。
……
huafenliangtou，zhangtaobaozhezhangxinyachaoxiaoyijiaganqu。
turan，dianhua**xiangqi。
zhangtaodanshoubaozhemeimei，chouchushoulaijietongdianhua。
tabuyongkan，xiangyezhidaoshineiweida**bingqingkongzhibuzhu，dalaidedianhua。
shishiyezhengrutacaixiangdeneiyang。
“xiaozi，wobuguannixianzaizaina，mashanghuidaoyiyuan，tiwojia**zhiliao。”
taishudaxinyanlikanbuqineigesongwai**de，juededuifangshixiamaopengshangsihaozi，
taishuqiangyingdeshengyincongdianhualichuanlai。
zhangtaoduizheshoujishuodao：“ruoqiurenshizheibantaidu，lingqinggaomingba。”
taishugangyaonuchi，yanruoshuangchushengzuzhi：“badianhuajiwo，woqinziyutashuo。”
taishuyouyuleyixia，**deminglingtabunengweibei，bashoujidileguoqu。
“buhaoyisi，zhangxiansheng，nengbunengqingninhuidaoyiyuantiwozhiliaobingqing？”
“wozhidaoninmeimeixianzaiqingkuanghenbuhao，zhiyaonindayingtiwozhiliao，ninmeimeihuidedaozuihaodezhaoguhezhiliao。”
zhangtaozuidaderuanleijiushimeimei，duifangtichudetiaojianzhengfuhetadexinyi，diantoudayingxialai。
“wobawomeimeisongdaoxiaoyijia，jiuhuiyiyuantinizhiliao。”
yanruoshuanghaixiangshuo，beishangdeyinzhenbadiaoleyigen，takenengchengbuleduojiu。
kehuahaimeishuochukou，duifangjiuyijingguaduandianhua。
tingzhedianhualidemangyin，yanruoshuangtanlekouqi。
xiaoyijiadedizhinihaimeigaosuwoni，woyehaopairenqujienia。
suoxingzheixiedouzhishixiaowenti，yiyanjiadenengliang，fenfenzhongjiunengchadao。
yanruoshuangtaitoukanxiangtaishu，yanligaojie：“qujiezhangxiansheng，taiduyaogongjing，gangcaideshiqingwobuxiwangfashengdierci。”
“是，大**！”
泰叔不敢有异议。
……
zhangtaobaozhezhangxinya，laidaoxiaoyijiamenqian，taishouqiaoleqiaomen。
liangsanfenzhongguoqu，zhongnianfunvkailemen。
“xiaotao，haiyouxinya，nimenzheishizheimele，zenmezheifuyangzi？”
“xiaoyi，wogensuqingxuelihunle，xianzaimeiyoudifangqu，ninnengbangwozhaoguxinyajitianma？”
“dengwoandunhao，jiulaijiemeimeizou。”
xiaoyimianseyibian，nuchidao：“nizheishuodeshenmehua，dajiadoushiyijiaren，biezaiwaimianzhanzhele，kuaijinlai。”
“buyongle，xiaoyi，xinyajiubaituojininzhaogujitian，wohaiyoushijiubujinqule。”
huayingangluo，yiweizhongniannanzizouleshanglai。
tazhouzhemeitou，kanxiangzhangtao：“wokannishixiangbaxinyadiujiwomenjia，zoulezhihoujiuzaiyebuhuilaileba？”
gangzhunbeicongzhangtaohuailijieguozhangyaxindexiaoyi，shoushangdongzuoyidun。
“nibiexiashuo，xiaotaoshiwocongxiaokandaodade，tabushizheiyangderen。”
“zhirenzhimianbuzhixin。”
xiaoyifulenghengyisheng：“yaxinqingkuangzheimeyanzhong，buzaiyiyuanhaohaodaizhejieshouzhiliao，songwomenjialilaizuoshenme？”
“zhangtao，nixiaoyifushuodeshizhendema？xinyakeshi**meia，nizheimezuoduideqijiejiejiefudeyangyuzhienma？”
xiaoyinanyizhixindekanzhezhangtao，kuaisuchouhuileshou。
“zheigejiabuhuanyingni，gun！”
小姨夫阴沉着脸。
zhangtaojieshidao：“xiaoyi，xinyaqingkuangzhishikanshangquyanzhong，dengwobanwanshihuilai，wohuiyizhihaota。”
“niyaozhenyouzheibenshi，haiyongjisujiadangshangmennvxu，xingle，ganjingun，buranbieguaiwoduinibukeqi！”
zhangtaobuzhigairuhejieshi，zongbunengshuozijihuodelexianrenchuancheng，heguoqubuyiyangleba？
“xingle，nishaoshuoliangju，xiaoyizheihaiyoujibaikuaiqian，wonengbangnideyejiuzheimeduole，zouba。”
小姨将钱塞给张涛。
xiaoyifuyilianxianqi：“tingdageren，youshouyoujiao，chengtianjinxiangzheqitaoweisheng，diurenxianyandewanyier。”
huayinluodi，chacheshengxiangqi。
xiaoyi，xiaoyifuzhuantoukanqu，manlianjingya。
laosilaosi，yiliangjiazhishangqianwan。
zheifujinshenmeshihoubanlaizheimeyouqiandelinju？
chemendakai，taishupaodaozhangtaomianqian，taidugongjing：“zhangxiansheng，kesuanzhaodaoninle，da**rangwolaijieni。”
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