xianmenzixiede《doushijuepinshenyiyefei》deqingjiediedangqifu，kourenxinxian，renwushengdongxianhuo，rangrenguomubuwang！shiyibenbukeduodededoushishenghuozuopinle！zhuyaojiangshudeshi：tanianguobanbai，zhongxiyixueyaolidouyousuoshelie，jianyefeishizhenshoufaqite，dangjixiangqizijicengzaiyibengushucanjuandefuyinbenshangkandaoguozheiluzhenfa。……
东海仁爱医院。
shangwushidian，zhengshiyiyuanzuimangliudeshihou，yefeizuoweishixisheng，gengshimangdelianheshuideshijianyemeiyou。
ranerjibianruci，yefeiyemeiyousihaodebaoyuan，yinweixiangbiyuqitadeyingjiebiyesheng，tajuedezijiyijingshifenxingyun——bujinshunlilaidaoquandonghaishuyishuerdehaoyiyuanshixi，haiyujiaowanglesiniandenvpengyouzaiyiqigongzuo。
cishi，yefeizhenggenzheneikezhurenyishicaozhongweizaizuozhen，huranyigexiaohushihuanghuangzhangzhangdipaojinlai：
“caoyisheng，buhaola！jizhenshilaileyimingzhongzhenghuanzhe，songguolaijiuyizhizaikexue，zhouyishengqingniguoqubangmangkankan。”
“好！”
caozhongweilijibazijishouzhongdejigebinghaojiaojiqitaneikeyisheng，gangyaochumen，youzhuanguolianlaiduiyefeidao：
“xiaoye，nimashangquqingliuzhurenguolai，tazaihuxikefangmianshizhuanjia。”
“好。”
yefeidiantou，yizuikuaidesuduchongxiangliuzhimingdebangongshi。
ranerdengtalaidaobangongshimenkoushi，queyiwaifaxianbangongshidemenjinbizhe，tataishouzhunbeiqiaomen，yigeshuxideshengyinturanconglimianchuanchu……
“liuzhuren，niqingdian……renjiadeyifudouyaobeinisihuaile！”
轰！
yefeitinglezheihuahaoxiangbeileipileyiyang，yinweitatingchuzheigeshengyindezhuren……zhengshitadenvpengyou——liangxin。
“huailejiudaohouqinbuzailingyijian……sheirangnizheixiaobaituzijisongdaowozuibianlai，jintianwofeirangnizhidaodahuilangdelihaibuke！”
“砰！”
yefeiyijiaobamenchuaikai，guorankandaoliangxinzhengyizailiuzhimingdehuaili，fenhongsedehushifushangyilingkoudakai……
“你们在干什么？”
guangtianhuarizhixia，liangxinshenqingyouxieganga，ganjincongliuzhimingdehuailizhengqi，keliuzhimingquemeizaiyi，fanerdengzheyefeinudao：
“nizenmebuqiaomenjiujinlai？”
“我敲尼玛的门！”
yefeiduizheliuzhimingrouroudelianbianshiyiquan。
“啊！打人啦！”
liangxinjianzhuangjianjiaochusheng，zheishimenwaihuranpaojinlaiyigexiaohushi，takanzheyanqiandeqingxingyileng，xiaoxinyiyididao：
“liu……liuzhuren，jizhenshineibianqingninguoqubangmang。”
liuzhimingfulefuyanjing，meiyouheyefeijiuchan：
“haode，womashangguoqu。”
jiurenrujiuhuo，yefeijinguanxinlinuhuozhongshao，danyemeiyouzuzhiliuzhiming，zhishishenqingfuzadiwangxiangliangxin：
“niweishenmeyaozheimeduiwo？”
“为什么？”
liangxinheheyixiao，yingzheyefeidemuguang，shenqingdanmo：
“jingguozheiyigeyuedeshixi，ninandaohaimeirenqingzijima？”
“womenxianzaiyijingbiyele，butongzaixuexiaodeshihou……nimeiqianmeihoutai，jibianshishixiqiguolerangniliuxialai，nizheiyibeiziyebuguoshigexiaoyisheng……ninengjiwoshenme？”
“erqieniganggangdaleliuzhuren，huitounengbunengshunlitongguoshixi、nadaoxingyizigezhengdouhaibuyiding！”
“xiangwozheizhonghaonvhai，zhangdepiaoliang，xiaodeyoutian，dangranzhideyongyougenghaodeshenghuo。”
“jintianrangnizhuangjianleyehao，qishiwozaojiuxianghenishuole……yefei，womenfenshouba。”
tashuowanniutoujiuzou，yanzhongmeiyouyisiliulian。
siniandeganqing，shuomeijiumeile……jinguanyefeibushitiangou，danyexiayishidexiangyaowanliu，ranermeidengtakaikou，liangxinhurantingxiajiaobu：
“哦，对了！”
tababozishangdeyimeiguyupingankoujiexialai，diujiyefei，neishitamendedingqingxinwu，yeshiyefeidechuanjiazhibao……
“zheilajiwanyierhaijini，wozhaorenkanguole，zheijiushikuaibuzhiqiandedongxi，kelianwohaojiniandeqingchun，jiuzheimebaibairangnijidanwule。”
huadoushuodaozheifenshangle，yefeixinlijibianzaixiangwanliu，cikeyemeifashuochukou，zhishisisiniezheshouzhongdepingankou，jixintong，youfennu……
“咔。”
qingweideshengxiangcongshouxinchuanlai，yefeizhidaoneishipingankoubeitabuxiaoxinjiniesuile，fenglidebianyuanciposhouzhang，xianxuezhiliu……
嗡！
yefeituranganjuenaodaiyizhenhongming，jinjiezheyanqianyiheiyiliang，bangongshidechangjingshunjianxiaoshi，querdaizhideshiyipianbaimangmangdechunjiezhijing，yimingxufajiebaidelaozhezhanzaitaduimian，shengyinfangfocongtianbianchuanlai：
“wuhuxingshen！wodehourenzhongyuyixuejihuolebailongyubi，jinriqi，nibianshiwodechuanren，dewoyishuyudaofachuancheng，wangninengxuanhujishi，durenduji……”
huayinweiluo，laozhedeshenyingyijingxiaoshi，xiayimiao，yigupangdadexinxiliuyongruyefeidenaohai。
zhenjiuyaoxue、wudaojifa、fengshuikanyu、wanxiangguizang……
zheixiexinxishizaiguoyupangda，yefeiganjuezijidenaodaijianzhijiuyaobaozha，renbuzhujiaohanchusheng……
“啊！”
zaicizhengkaiyanjing，yefeimangrandikanzhezhouweideyiqie。
“nandaowoshishou**taida，chuxianhuanjuele？”
tashizheanzhaonaohaizhongde《wujijing》yunqi，buyihuierdantianjingranzhendeshengchuyiguxiaoxiaodeqiliuzhujianfasandaosizhi，zhenggeshentibiandenuanyangyang，zhangxindeshangyeyirouyankejiandesuduyuhe，zhishineimeiguyupingankouqueyijingbujian……
“zheiyiqiejingranshizhende！”
tayanjingyiliang，xingfenzhiyu，ganggangdedajiyebiandebuneimechenzhong。
yefeicongliuzhimingbangongshichulai，jizhenshineibiandeqiangjiuyegaoyiduanluo，jigeyishenghehuanzhejiashuzhengweizheliuzhimingyizhengongwei，liangxinzhanzailiuzhimingshenhou，sihuyejuedelianshangyouguang。
caozhongweikandaoyefei，likezoushangqianlai：
“yefei，niganggangpaodaonaliqule？”
“liuzhurenduitangxiaojiedezhiliaozhenshijingcai，xianzaitangxiaojieyijingmeishile。”
“nicuoguoleyigenandedexuexijihuia……”
liuzhimingpieleyefeiyiyan，xiayishidimolemoganggangbeitadaguodelian：
“laocao，nizheigeshixishengbuxinga……jiuzhidaotoulan，yaoshizhendejuedezanmenneikemeiyisidehua，mingtianjiurangtadaobaojiebuqubaodaoba。”
caozhongweitinglezheihuayileng，danbingmeiyoufanbo。
tashiyiyuandelaoren，zhidaoliuzhimingdexingge，erqietayezhidaoyefeiheliangxindeguanxi，kandaoliangxinyigejingdiwangliuzhimingshenshangkao，xinliyijingcaidaojifen。
qingmiaodanxiedeyijuhua……yefeijiucongshixiyishengbianchengleshixibaojie，raneryefeiquebingmeiyougandaoyiwai，bijingtaganggangzhuangpoleerrendehaoshi，liuzhimingyaoshibujitachuanxiaoxie，neicaishiqizaiguaiye。
rujinzijidelezuzongchuancheng，rihouhaipabunengchurentoudi？
yefeilenglengyixiao，zhengyaozhuanshenlikai，yanjiaoyuguangsaoguobingchuangshangneishisuizuoyoudexiaonvhai，huranmeitouyizhou：
“liuzhiming，niquedingniyijingbatazhihaole？”
tazhihuliuzhimingdexingming，zheirangzaichangzhongrendoushiyileng。
liuzhimingwangzheyefei，yanshenshifenbuxie：
“dangran！tangxiaojieshijixingfeiyanyinfakesou，zheizaiwomenhuxikeshuyuchangjianjibing，woshizheifangmiandezhuanjia，duizheiyangdezhengzhuangjingyanfengfu……”
yefeimeiyoulihuiliuzhimingdekuakuaqitan，zhishishenchuwugenshouzhi。
zhongrenduitamomingqimiaodejudongbuyiweiran，fenfenpailiuzhimingdemapi。
“五……”
“liuzhurenjianzhishiwomenyiyuandeshengshoua！”
“四……”
“zheiduiyuliuzhurenlaishuobuguoshijichucaozuo，dajiabubidajingxiaoguai。”
“三……”
“liuzhurenshiwomenyiyuandeyishudandang，shiliburongzhiyi！”
“二……”
liuzhimingbeipengdepiaopiaoran，renbuzhuduiyefeijixiaochaofengdao：
“woliuzhimingdeyishu，lundedaoniyigeshixiyi……baojielaizhiyi？”
“一！”
“噗……”
huayinweiluo，bingchuangshangdexiaonvhaihuranyikouxianxuepenzailiuzhimingdelianshang……
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