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congdiyicijianlinwanrongshi,jiangjinjiubeilinwanrongmizhule。tabianananzhuomo,zenmecainengyoujihuinaxialinwanrong。
meixiangdao,linwanrongjuranzhudongyaoqingtachifan。tazhidao,jihuilaile。
cishidelinwanrong,yijingbushengjiuli,tandaozaizuoweishang。erjiangjinmanyouyoudezouleguoqu,yilianhuaixiaodeshuo:
“linxiaojie,fangjianwoyijingkaihaole。zou,gegedainiquxingxingjiu……”
linwanrongsuiranheduo,shentibutingshihuan。dantayishihaisuanqingxing,manmandejuzheshou,jujueshuo:
“bie,biepengwo,duokai,liwoyuandianer……”
蒋进嘿嘿一笑:
“nizheimegedameinv,woyaoshibupengni,neiwojiangjinhaisuannanrenma?fangxin,jintiangegekendingrangnishushufufude……”
shuozhe,jiangjindeshou,jiuchaozhelinwanrongdelianshangshenqu。
linwanrongpifujihao,kanzheshuinennende。jiangjinzaojiuxiangnieniezheipiaoliangdeliandanerle。zhishiyizhimeiyoujihui。
yankanzheshou,jiuyaopengdaolinwanrongdelian。
huran,jiuting“guangdang”yisheng。baofangdemen,beirenyijiaochuaikai。
jiangjinheleyitiao,jimanghuitou。jiujianyigechuanzheputong,queqiyuxuanangdenanrenzhanzaimenkou。zheirenzhengshisuming。
jiangjinbingburenshisuming,jiansumingchuandezheimepolan,juedetakendingshizoucuodifangle。tazhizhesuming,nuqichongchongdewendao:
“nishishei,ganshenmede,mashangjiwogunchuqu!”
sumingquebujibunao,fandaoxiaohehedezoulejinlai。manyouyoudezhizhelinwanrongshuodao:
“woshishei?woshitadenanpengyoua!”
jiangjinyileng,tazenmeyebuganxiangxin。jiangchengsiyanzhishoudelinwanrong,huiyouzheimeyigeqigaiyiyangdenanpengyou。
zhuantoukanzhelinwanrong,jiangjinwendao:
“linxiaojie,tazhenshininanpengyou?”
linwanrongsuiranzuijiu,danhaiyoujifenyishi。yijiansuminglaile,tajiuxianggankuailikaizheili,bianlikeshuodao:
“dui,ta,shiwonanpengyou……”
jiangjinyilianbuyue,xinlianzizhuomo。linwanrongzenmezhaozheimeyigenanpengyou,zhenshihaobaicairangzhugongle。
“ninvpengyouheduole,nizhaogutaba,wozoule……”
jianjintiankendingmeijihuinaxialinwanrong,jiangjinyouxiebugaoxing。hesumingshuoleyiju,jiuzhunbeilikai。
haimeidengzoudaomenkou,suminghuranyidong,lanzaitadeshenqian。
dingzhejiangjin,suminglenglengshuodao:
“nibawolaopohechengzheiyang,nijiuxiangliule?”
jiangjinyanjingyili,nuchidao:
“那你想怎么样?”
苏铭冷笑:
“nibushixihuanhejiuma,wopeinihe!”
“sheitamahenigeyaofandehejiu,gunkai!”
shuozhe,jiangjinyonglidetuileyibasuming。
tayongdeliqihenda,kexideshi,sumingwensibudong。
“给我滚开!”
jiangjinjianmeituidongsuming,juqiquantou,duizhesumingjiushiyiquan。
jiangjinxianzaisuiranpangle,dannianqingshi,yeshilianguojitianquanjiaode。tajuedezijizheiyiquan,kendingnengdapaxiasuming。
yankanzhequantoujiuyaodadaosuming,suminghuranyitaishou,zhuazhujiangjindequantou。lveweiyongliyiwo。jiutingjiangjinfachuyizhenshazhubandehaojiao。
“a,teng,fangkaiwo!”
“喝不喝?”
sumingdiaoerlangdangdekanzhejiangjinwen。
jiangjintengdelenghanzhiliu,tapinpindiantou:
“我喝,我喝!”
sumingzheicaifangshou,rangjiangjinzuohuiweizhishang。tazhuantouduizhemenwaihandao:
“fuwuyuan,shangshipingmaotai。yaosanshinian53dudefeitianmaotai!zainalianggedawanlai!”
zheizhongsanshiniandefeitianmaotai,zaizheiyangdechaowuxingjiudian,yipingjiuyaosiwanduo。shipingkejiushisishiduowan。buguojiangjinxiangdeshi,zaiduodeqian,yeshilinwanrongmaidan,hetawuguan。
buguoyixiangdaoshipingbaijiu,jiusuantajiuliangzaihao,yekendinghebujinqu。
bashipingmaotaikaile,sumingyibianchaozhewanlidaojiu,yibianshuodao:
“nibushiaihejiuma?jintianwopeinihe,hebuwansheiyebiexianglikaizheili……”
yipingzhenghaodaomanyiwan。sumingbawandidaojiangjindezhuoqian,lengxiaozheshuo:
“来吧,干了吧!”
shuozhe,sumingyikouhegan。kantahejiu,rutongheshui。zhuyaoshisumingzheishijinian,beishifuyongzhongcaoyaopaoda。bieshuobaijiu,jiusuanshihedepishuang,tayezhaoyangmeishi。
jiangjinbuxianghe,kekanzhesuminghushidandandeyanshen,tayebuganbuhe。
duanzhewan,yingzhetoupihejinqu。likejuedechangdaohuoshaohuoliao,weiligengshifanjiangdaohai。
sumingyoubaliangwandaoman,zijihewanyiwan。lingwaiyiwandijijiangjin。erjiangjinnanshoudelianlianbaishou:
“buxing,wo,wohebujinqule……”
苏铭呵呵冷笑:
“niganggangguanwolaopodejingtounaerqule?bixuhele!”
shuozhe,shoudazaijiangjindejianjiagushang。zhishiqingqingyiyongli,jiangjinliketengdeaoaoluanjiao。
“wohe,wohehaibuxingma……”
duanzhewan,gudonggudongdeyingzhetoupihelejinqu,zhongtuhaiqiangleyidakou。
sumingyoubajiudaoman,jiangjindejiujingyeyijingshanglaile。taduanzhewan,gangheyiban,shentiyiruan。jiuting“guangdang”yisheng。
jiangjincongzuowei,diaozailedishang。shoulidejiu,gengshisaleyilian。
sumingdunlexiaqu,paizhejiangjindelian,lenglengshuodao:
“ganqifuwodenvren,zheijiushijiaoxun!jiwojizhule,zaiyouyici,wojiubushirangnihejiuzheimejiandanle!”
kexideshi,jiangjinzaoyijingzuidao,genbentingbudaosumingdehua。
shuozhe,sumingqishen,zoudaolinwanrongdeshenqian。
linwanrongjiujingyijingshanglaile,tapazaizhuoshang,hunhunyushui。
sumingyebufeihua,lanyaobaoqilinwanrong。linwanrongsihuyeyouleanquangan,tashuangshoujinjindelouzailesumingdebozishang。
shentigengshijintiezhesuming。zheiyangyitie,sumingjiuganjuedaolexiongqiandewenruan。yigemeirenzhu,buyoudeqilefanying。
yichubaoxiangdemen。sumingjiuduimenkoudelianggefuwuyuanshuodao:
“fangjianlineigehezuile,zhaotamaidan!”
shuozhe,jinbaozhelinwanrong,zhuanshenjiuzou。
lianggehuachibandefuwuyuan,kanzhesumingdebeiyingshuo:
“zheinandechuandesuipo,danhaishihenshuaide,wonanyouyaoshiyouzheimeshuaijiuhaole……”
另外一个点头同意:
“shia,budanshishuai,hainanyoulibaopeng!kantahuailidenvren,suiranhezuile,danganjueyehaoxingfue……”
baozhelinwanrongshangchehuijia。linwanrongyilushangdouzaihanshui。
jinlewoshi,sumingqingqingdebalinwanrongfangdaochuangshang。
zuijiuhoudelinwanrong,liansehongyun。shaolejifenpingrilidelengyan,daoshigengduolejifenwumei。
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