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第9章
linhaoningxiaodao：“heng！yelin，nijiwojizhu，jingrangancuimianwomen，linjiashijueduibuhuifangguonide！”
wenyan，zhongrenmianseweibian，sihugeyouxinsi。
lianbeiqunyantongyisuo，taxiangdaoleriyaodiaozhui。
taanxiangdao：“nandaoyelinshiyongleriyaodiaozhuideliliang？heng！tahaiganshuobushitatoude，zheixiazijiluxianle！”
lianyunqingxinliquexingzailehuodao：“yelinzheigefeiwuzheicichedidezuilelinjia，tajinhouderenshengyidinghuibiandeqicanzhiji！”
yelinkanzhelinhao，meiyoushuohua。
kanlaizheigelinhaohaibusuansha，congzijihebaobiaodefanchangjudong，jiulianxiangdaolecuimianzhileidekeneng。
zhibuguoshishishiliyangjintongyunhanzhebianhuanwuqiongdeshentong，nalishiququcuimiankebi。
ruguoyelinyuanyi，yiyanjiunengshasilinhao。
linhaojianyelinchenmo，bianyiweitachuozhongletadexinshi，dangxiagengjiayoushiwukong。
“haha！yelinayelin，nizhongjiushiyigedicengxiaorenwu，nizaijidanwomenlinjiaqiangdadeshilishime？”
“dongshoua！youbenshinijiudashangwo，nikanlinjiahuibuhuibanisuishiwanduan！”
“jushuonihaiyouyigehuarongyuemaodemeimei？dengnisihou，yezonghuijiushitadeguisu！”
linhaolianshangdexiaorongyufazhengningyindu。
tingdaozheihua，yelindeyanshenlenglexialai。
qianshidezhongzhonghuihen，zaizheiyishunjianfangfoyoulishizhongyanyiban。
zhijianyelinshenseyilin，henhendenglelinhaoyiyan。
wushengwuxijian，yidaobadaowubidenianliqinxilelinhaodeshuangshen，zhayanjianronghualelianggeshenzangdesuoyouqixueshengji！
【双肾衰竭】
“啊！”
sixinliefeidecanjiaoshengchuanbianlezhenggeyanhuiting，linhaoxiangshibeirendangchangwadiaoleshuangshenyiban，wuzhehouyaochuyangtiansihouqilai，bozishangdeqingjindoutulechulai！
tademianmuniuqudaolejidian，kanshangquxiangshiyizhidiyuzhongdeegui。
zheijingxianglingderenmenlianliandaoxilengqi。
jinguantamenbuzhidaolinhaozaoyuleshenme，dancongtadebiaoqinghecanjiaojiunengganshoudaoneizhongganchangcunduandetongku。
canjiaozhihou，linhaobiantongkudiyunsiguoqu。
suiranyelinhaoxiangshenmeyemeigan，danrenmencishikanyelindeyanshen，chongmanlejidadekongju。
tebieshilianjiaderen，jieshibuhanerli，juedeyelinxiangshishashenyiban。
“我们走！”
lianbeiqunliansecangbai，daizhejiazuzhongrenhuiliuliudikuaibuliqu。
jiezhelinhaodejimingbaobiaoyejingkongditaizhetapaole。
宴会厅恢复了平静。
huangsonghoujieweidong，xinzhongmimanzhemodadejinghai，tajuedeyelinjueduishigeshenzangbuludedaneng！
nengjieshidaozheizhongyinshiqiangzhe，zhenshihuangjiadeqiyuna！
“zhuwei，yidianfengbo，xiwangmeiyouyingxiangdaodajiadeyaxing，yanhuijixu！”
zheishihuangwentaochulaizhuchidaju，jinguantabiaoxiandehenpingjing，dancishitadeshengyinyibiandeshaya。
tayenengganshoudaoyelinsuozhanxianchudeneizhongmieshijibiedeqianghan！
huangjiazhongren，doubeizhenjingdeyouxieshitai。
weiduneixieguibin，jixugewushengpingqule。
“yexiansheng，zheibianqing！”
huangsonglaoxianshengzhudongzhandaoleyelindeyice，biaoxianchujidadegongjing。
yelindianlediantou，pingjingqianxing，laidaozuoweishang。
donghaishoufuhuanglaoxianshengqinzijiyelindaoleyibeijiu。
zijiyejubei，shuodao：“yexiansheng，ganxieninzheicizhangyichushou，banglaoxiujianhuizheitiaoming！daendade，bushengganji！zheibeijiulaoxiuxianganweijing！”
shuowan，huanglaoyangtouyiyinerjin。
yelinyeyikoubajiuheguang，mianseruchang。
jiezheshihuangwentao，tadao：“yexiansheng，congjinyihouninjiushihuangjiadeengong，yourenhexuqiuzhiguanfenfu。”
huanglaoshilegeyanse，huangxiongjieyeshunshidao：“yexiansheng，ninduijiafujiumingzhienhuangjiawuyiweibao，yidianxinyihaiqingshouxia。”
shuowan，huangxiongjiedakaileyigebaoxianxiang。
yelinpiaoleyiyan，baoxianxianglizhiyousangexiaowujian。
danzheisangexiaowujian，queshiwushunanrenmengmeiyiqiudedongxi。
yibacheyaochi，yizhangmenjinka，yizhangyinxingka。
congcheyaochidebiaozhilaikan，neisihushiyiliangbinlipaoche。
congmenjinkashangdewenzilaikan，sihuneishiyidonghaohuabieshudemenka。
eryinxingkayeshixiangzuandejibie，sihushizhizundiwangka。
zheisangexiaowujian，jiaqilaijiazhishaoshuoyeshiwuqianwanyishangle。
huangjiabukuishidonghaishoufu，chushouguorandafang。
yelinkanzhebaoxianxiang，yishijiansixuliuzhuan。
shangyishi，taweileyiyaofei，guozhequrudeshenghuo，haidiulejiachuanbao。
meixiangdaojintian，tasuibianjiulegeren，jiudedaoleshangyishizuomengbuganxiangdecaifu。
zhikexi，caifuduiyucikedeyelinlaishuo，yijingbiandebuzaineimezhongyao。
danyelinyejuedemeibiyaojujueyidabicaifu。
yilaikeyirangmeimeiguojitianhaorizi，tigaoshenghuozhiliang。
erlaikeyitongguozheibicaifuzuohenduoyouguanxiuxiandeshiqing，pirugoumaizhenguiyaocai、buzhizhenfadeng。
“yexiansheng？nandaoninbumanyime？”
kandaoyelinchensi，huangjiaderendoubiandeyouxiejinzhang，douzaihouhuichoumafangdetaishaole。
zaozhidaozaiduosongyijiagongsihaole。
raneryelinqueyaoleyaotou，danrandao：“xinyidaolejiuxing。”
闻言。
huangjiazhongrendoumianluxise，xiaoleqilai。
“叶先生够爽快！”
huangxiongjiegaoxingdizhongxingaishangbaoxianxiang，shuangshoufengshangxiangzi。
yelinjieguo，qingqingfangzaiyice。
jiuguosanxun，yanhuiyejiejinleweisheng。
huangjiazhongrenyifuyuyanyouzhideyangzi。
yelindandandao：“shuoba，nimenyoushenmeshiyaowobangmangde？”
huangjiayicixingsongchurucihouli，bujinjinshiganxie，yinggaihaiyoujiejiaodeyisi。
yelindexiangfayehenxianshi，huangjiajiejiaoziji，wufeishixuyaozijibangmangbale。
zheizhongshizaixiuxianjietazaojiukannile，liyijiaohuanyebushishenmehuaishi。
“叶先生英明！”
huangxiongjiedao：“shibuxiangman，xiaonvziconglvyouhuilai，jiushengleyichangdabing，zicibiandejuzhiguaiyi，chafanbusi，rijianxiaoshou，womenzhenshikuaichousile！”
“yourenshuozhongxie，danwomenqinglehenduodashi，sheizhidaoneixiedashilaile，bushiyichoumozhan，jiushilianyepaolu，zhenshirangrenwunai。”
zheishihuangsonglaoxianshengdao：“xinghaowomendeyiyudaoyexiansheng，benlaiwomenbuyuanguoduomafanyexiansheng，dansunnvdeshenziyitianburuyitian，womenshizaimeizhele！haiqingyexianshengnengweilaoxiudesunnvkankan！”
shuowanhuangjiaderendouyouxiejinzhang。
bijingyouxieshiwaigaorenxihuanbaipu，yijianxiaoshidouxihuanraoshanraoshui。
danyelinmeiyourangtamenshiwang。
“jinwanzenmeyang？”yelinwendao。
“neiketaihaole！”huangsonglaoxianshengjidongdezhanleqilai。
......
yanhuijieshuhou，yelinhehuangsongdengrenyiqilaidaolehuangjia。
yinweihuangsongyijingtuijumuhou，badaquandoujiaojizinvmen，yincitabajiabandaolebanshanbieshu，zaiciyuanlixuanxiaoxiushenyangxing。
erhuangjiadezhuyaochengyuanmenyejuzhuyuci，dangrandaduoshushihoutamendouliuzaichengli。
yixiache，yelinjiuxiudaoleyisibuxunchangdeqixi。
zheidaoqixiruoyinruoxian，fangfoconghuangjiadebieshuzhongyuanyuanchuanlai，zuanrubikongzhong，haidaizheyisibingliang。
叶麟微微皱眉。
zhuyidaoyelindebiaoqing，huangsonglaoxianshengrenbuzhuwendao：“yexiansheng，zenmele？”
yelinyuanyuanwangzhedenghuotongmingdebieshu，dao：“nisunnvqueshizhuangxiele，erqietazhaorededongxibujiandan。”
嘶！
huangjiazhongrendaoxiyikoulengqi，shentibianbuzijindalegeduosuo。
huangxiongjieehenhendao：“guaibudeqingdeneixiedashiyaomekanbuchumendao，yaomejiushipaole！”
“ganqingzheidongxihaibushiputonghuose！”
huangwentaodao：“yexiansheng，zheizangdongxidaodishishenme？”
yelindao：“muqianwohaiwufaxialunduan。”
kongqizhongyinyuemimanzhedebingliangqixihenfuza，qizhongdelingqihennongyu，dangrangezhongshaqihexieqiyejiazaqizhong。
huangjiaderentinglexinqinggengjiachenzhongle。
henkuai，zhongrenlaidaonvhaidewoshinei。
zhijianyigewuliusuidepiaoliangxiaonvhaitangzaichuangshang，youxiebingtaidegushoulinxun，tashoujiaobuanfendiluandong，lianshangluzheshaxiao，halazicongtadezuijiaobuduanliuchu。
yigeqiaocuidefurenjiuzuozaichuangbianbangtacashizhekoushui。
ruguobuzhidaoderen，yidingyiweizheishiyigenaotaner。
danzhiyouhuangjiaderenqingchu，zheigexiaonvhaicengjingshiduomecongminglingli，huopokeai。
“xiaoyingyuanbenhenjiankangkuaile，danziconglvyouhuilai，dabingyichanghoujiubianchenglezheifumoyang。”
huangsonglaoxianshengshuozhelianshangjiuyanbuzhudetongxinzhise。
huangxiongjiedao：“yexiansheng，qiuqiuniyidingbangwomenjiujiuxiaoying！”
yelinzhanzaiyuandi，liyangjintongzaoyidakai，liansequeyouxieningzhong。
tanengkandao，xiaoyingdeshenshanglongzhaozheyituantuanwuyanliusedeqixi。
heisedeshaqi，hongsedexieqi，baisedelingqi......
zheixieqixizaitadewuguanqiqiaozhongzuanjinzuanchu，youweishenren。
rucifuzadewuhuizhiqiqinti，jianzhiwanzhongwuyi！
zuiguanjiandeshi，yelinmeiyouzaifangjianneishibiedaorenheguguaideqiju。
yibanlaijiang，xieshazhiqidoufuzaimuzangzhongdeqijuzhishang，leisiyugudongwenwanzhileide。
danzheijianfangzhong，weiyixianyandedongxijiushixiaonvhaidegezhongwanju。
genbenbucunzaigudongzhileideqiju。
zheijiurangyelinyouxieqiguaile。
yelinhuranwendao：“taqudeshenmedifanglvyou？”
huangxiongjiehuidao：“yundiansheng。”
yelinyouwen：“tajiechuguoshenmeguguaidedongxima？biruquguosimiao，guwandianzhileidedifangme？”
huangxiongjiexianglexiang，shuodao：“meiyou，zheitanglvxingwoquanchengdouzai，womenchuleyoushanwanshui，jiuyizhidaizaijiudian。”
yelinzouxiangchuangbian，shuodao：“anzheiqingkuang，wozhinengxianbangtaquchudiaoshenshangdexieshazhiqi，danruguozhaobuchugenyuansuozai，woxiangtadebingqinghaihuifufa。”
shuozhe，yelinmonianquxiexinfa，yunzhuandantianzhongdechunyangzhenyuan，shoudazainvhaidemaiboshang，jiangyidaodaozhenyuanshurutadetinei。
yelinxiuliandeshi《pangukaitianjue》，yincitadezhenyuanshishijianzuijingchundeyangqi，renhexieshazhiqimianduichunyangzhiqidouhuibeironghua。
jianjiandi，xiaonvhaibuzaishaxiao，yebuzailuandong，yanshenyebiandekongmingqilai。
tashenshanglongzhaodexieshazhiqiyirouyankejiandesuduminmie。
jinguanqiyurenkanbudaoxieshazhiqi，danxiaoyingdezhuanbianhaishirangtamenxinxibuyi。
tongshitamenyegengjiaganjiyelin。
yinweiyelincishiyijingmantoudahanle！
kexiangerzhi，yelinzhengzaihaofeizhejidadexinshen。
jiuzaixieshazhiqijijiangxiaoshidechanei！yixiangbudaodeshiqingfashengle！
yuanbenyijingqingxingdexiaoying，mianmuhuranbiandezhengningwubi，haosieguiyiban！
眨眼间！
taxionghendichongyelinhaojiaoleyisheng，jiezhetazuibazhangkai，yituanbaiguangruzidanbanfeilechulai！
zheiyimulingsuoyourensisidengdaleshuangyan！
太离奇了！
youyuyelinjixiaoyinghuajiexieshazhiqidaozhixinshenkongxu，cubujifangzhixia，yelinbeizheituanbaiguanghenhenjizhong！
“不好！”
kansiqingkuaidebaiguang，shizexiedaizhewubiqianghandeliliang。
yelinbeibaiguangjizhong，shenzijingzaikongzhongxuanzhuanleyiquan。
ruguobushiyelinyingbiannengliqiangda，weijiguantouyunlianmangzhuansuoshengwujidezhenyuanhutidehua，yelinkenengyijingchengleyigesiren！
neiyituanbaiguangjizhongyelinhou，xiangshiyigetouxidechengdeeguiyiban，zhangyangwuzhuadizaifangjianlifeiwuqilai，sihuzaiyangwuyangweiyiban。
yelinshuangmujinjindingzhebaiguang，yidaoxianxuezizuijiaoliuchu，tahuerlengxiaodao：“yuanlainihuaweiyetaizhuang，zangzailexiaoyingdexueyezhong，xiangmanmanxigantadejingyuan。”
“kexibeiwojingdong，naoxiuchengnuleme？”
“haoyigecongmingdeyuling，youshuiyuling！ninalitao！”
suizheyelinkaikou，neidaobaiguangfangfoshishoudaojingyayiban，jiuyaocongchuangkoutaocuanerqu。
danyelinnalikenrangzheishijianhanjiandeyulingliuzouni？
“tiandihundun，riyuewuji，pangukaitian！”
“liyangjintong！wanxianghuowang！qi！”
suizheyelinxinzhongmonianfajue，tadeshuangtongliangqijinmang，liangshufanrenbunengkandaodehongguangcongtayanzhongshechu！
huoguangshechuhoujikehuanhua，bianchengyizhanglongzhaotiandidehuowang！
唰！
neiyulingtaowuketao，zhinengbeiyelindehuowangshengshengqinzhu。
yelindeshoupingkongyishen，neidaobaiguangbianluozaileyelinzhangzhong。
dangyelinzaitankaishouzhangshi，neibaiguangyihuaweiyikuaijingyititoudebaiyu！
幽水玉！
huangjiazhongrenwanquankanshale！
zheigeyexianshengshishenxianma？
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