doushishenghuoxiaoshuo《doushijueshenshengyi》shiyouzuozhe“suxiaobei”chuangzuobianxie,shuzhongneirongweiraozhujiaochenfanzhouyouchuzhankai,qizhongjingcaijuqingjianjie:gaolongfeiyichuxian,yejiazhongrendoujinzhangleqilai。“meicuo,zheijiushiyejia,gaoshaoninzheishi……”gaolongfeipailepai……
田国厚大怒。
tahuozheimeda,haiconglaimeirenganyongzheimexiaozhangdekouqihetashuohua。
不过,
jiuzaitazhunbeifanushi,tahuranyaxialenuhuo,wanweidelengxiaoyisheng,
“xiaozi,niganzhanchulaigenwoqiangnvren,henhao,danshinirenwei,zheigenvren,tagangennime?”
这话一出,
zhouyouchumianseweiweiyining,zhoujiazhongren,biaoqinggengshibiandeyouxiecangbai。
tamenruhetingbuchulaitianguohouhualiweixiedeyisi?
henxianran,ruguojintianzhouyouchu,ganjujuetianguohou,ranhoudayinglebiedenanren,neijiushidadadezhesunletianguohoudelianmian,yitianguohoudexingqing,jueduihuibaofuzhoujia。
到时,周家就惨了。
yaoshuo,zhoujiazaiqingchuancheng,yeshiyouyidingzhimingdudejiazu,lishichaoguobainian,dankexideshi,shiliyizhidouchuyumoliu。
zonggongzichanjiaqilai,yebuguojiqianwan。
zheishizhenggezhoujiadezichan,zhouyouchudefuqinshizhoujiajiazhudeererzi,bushouchong,rujinzaizhoujiadegongsiyemeidiwei,zhinengshuoshihunkoufanchi,tamenjiadezichanjiaqilai,doumeiyouyibaiwan。
rucijiating,ruhegandezuitianjia?
tianguohoukeshitianjiadashaoye,tianjiadezichanjigeyi,dongdongshoujiunengbazhenggezhoujiadouniesi。
chenfankanxianglezhouyouchu,taxinlikuiduizheigenvren,buguo,ruguozheigenvrenjintianbuganxuanzeta,neitayebuhuireliantieleng**。
renjiabuyuanyi,haipabeiqianlian,tahaizhudongwangshangcou,duobuyaolian?
chenfanshibuhuineimezuode。
huran,chenfanduizhouyouchukaikoudao:
“meilidezhouxiaojie,woxiangzuoninanpengyou,henigongtongfuyangguoguozhangda,ni……yuanyime?”
zheihuayichu,quanchangrendemuguang,doukanxianglezhouyouchu。
tianguohoushenbiandeyigegoutuizilenghengyisheng,“xiaozi,nihaizhendangzijishigecaile?youwolaodazai,zhouyouchutagandaying?”
zhouyouchudemuqinzhaoshufen,zheishifanyingguolai,jimanghechidao:
“zhouyouchu,wobuzhunnidaying,nibixujiajitianshao!”
“我愿意!”
zhouyouchuturanjiukaikoule,fangfoxiadinglejuexinyiyang。
changmiandunshiyipiananjing,sheidoumeixiangdao,zhouyouchujingranzhendegandaying。
jiuliantianguohoudoumeixiangdao,tayiweizhouyouchuyejiushinaoyinao,bijing,nvrenma,douyuanyinaonao,danshizuizhong,shibuganweibeitade。
dantameixiangdao,zheigejiannvren,zuizhongquehenhendiluoletadelianmian。
zhaoshufenfanyingguolai,dangshijiujile,“zhouyouchu,nishibushifengle?zheixiaozishishenmeqingkuangninandaobuzhidaome?nijuranxuanzetabuxuanzetianshao,niguimixinqiaoleba?!”
“很好,非常好!”
tianguohouturanpaiqibazhanglai,zhijiantayiliandelengxiao,yanshenyinyudaolejidian。
“zhouyouchu,wozuihoujiniyicijihui,nishiyaozuowotianguohoudenvren,haishiyaozuozheigexiaozidenvren?”
zhouyouchumiansejianding,shenzhiyibalazhuchenfandeshou,“tianguohou,wobuxihuanni,yebuxianghenizaiyiqi,xiwangnifangguowo,woxiexieni。”
zheihuayichu,tianguohoudeyanjingdoufuxianchushaqilaile。
qiyoucili,jianzhishiqiyoucili。
chenfanfanlazhuzhouyouchu,“nibuxuyaoxieta,niyouxuanzedequanli,tameizigeyaoxieni,huanzuowo,zhijiejiujitayigezi,gun!”
“啪!”
tianguohoutingdaozheihua,dangshijiudanu,zhijiejiangshoujidoujishuaile。
“xiaozi,nijuranganmawogun,wocaonimade!”
“manishiqingde,zaibugun,wohaihuidani!”chenfanyilianpingdan。
“好,非常好!”
tianguohoudenuhuobianchenglebinglengzhijideyinxiao,takanxiangzhaoshufen,“ni,bawojidecaili,hailai。”
zhaoshufenmianseyibai,tanalaidecaili,douyijinghuale,naliyouqianhai。
“duoshaoqian,woji!”jiuzaizhoujiarenjinzhangdebuxingshi,chenfankaikoudao。
“sanshiwan,suanshanglixi,wushiwan。”tianguohoushizidakaikou。
“meiwenti,kahao。”chenfanbumoji。
tianguohouyebufeihua,zhijiejiangyinxingkanachulaidiujichenfan,
chenfankanleyiyankahao,nachushouji,dangchangxianshangzhuanzhangwushiwanguoqu。
rujintakaliliangqianwan,buzaihuzheidianqian。
tajiranduizhoujianveryouyisi,zheiqiantayegaichu。
jiangkadiujitianguohou,chenfanlengshengdao,“qianzhuanguoqule,nikeyigunle。”
tianguohoumeihangsheng,taxiankanleyiyanduanxin,querenshoudaoqianle,zheicaitaiqitoulai,lengxiaoyisheng,
“xiaozi,wokemeishuojileqian,wojiulikai。”
“neinihaiyaoganshenme?”chenfanmuguangyileng。
“ganshenme?”tianguohoudemuguangbiandejiqiyinleng,jindingzhechenfan,
“ni,dangzhongwoheqiangnvren,zheibizhanghaimeisuan,wozenmenengzou?”
shuozhe,tazhilezhimianqiandedimian,yuqiburongzhiyidehechidao:
“gunguolai,jiwoguixiaketou,like,mashang!”
“我如果不呢?”
“wotianjia,zaiqingchuanchengsuiranbunengshuoshiyishouzhetian,danshixiangyaonongsiyigejijiwumingdexiaorenwu,haishihenjiandande,nijintianbuzhaoban,xiachangzhiyouyige,neijiushiguanjinshuinizhuli,chenhai!”tianguohoudelianshang,shajibixian。
tianguohoushenbiandegenbanyoukaikoule,“tianshaokanshangdenvren,jiumeiyounengpaodechuwuzhishande,nigandingzhuangtianshao,haibuganjinketouxiezui,neinidexiachanghuihencan,shangyigenizheizhongdechunhuo,siwuquanshi,jingchadaozuihoudoumeizhaodaosizhi。”
zhoujiaderen,doubeihedeliandoubaile,zheijuranyangyanjiuyaosharen,taikongbule。
zhouyouchuyehaipale,shentiweiweizhandou,lianshangshikongju,wucuo。
xianchang,weiduchenfan,jingyiliandanxiao,“zheimeheren?wozenmebuxinni。”
“糙!”
tianguohouchedinule,“xiaozi,nitemeyouzhong,laozijintianbixunongsini,woyaokandaonilinsiqianguizaiwomianqianku!”
shuozhe,tianguohouzaiyemeilenaixing,yihuishouhoudao:
“doutemejiwodongshou,sheidaduanzheixiaozidetui,rangtaguizaiwomianqian,woshangyibaiwan!”
genzhetianguohouyiqilaidexiaodiyiting,dunshiquandoudalejixueyiyang,zhijiejiuxiangchenfanchongleshangqu,meiyouyisisiyouyu。
shouli,gengshijiujinnaqichenshoudejiahuo,chongguoqujiuxiangchenfanza,neidongzuoyoukuaiyouhen,baozhunbeizashangyixia,doudenaodaikaipiao。
zheixierenpingriligenzhetianguohoumeishaoqinanbanv,dajiaruchifan,dacanruyincha,doushihenjiaose。
kandaozheimeduozhuanghanchongshanglai,kebazhoujiarenhehuaile,doujianjiaoleqilai,changmianluanzuoyituan。
jiulianzhouyouchudouhedechadiandiedao,manliancanbai。
weiduzhiyouchenfan,yilianzhending,jianduifangchongdaojinqian,lianshangdouranfuxianyimohenla,xiayike,bianyingzhechongleshangqu。
kunlunmendizi,gegeyiwushuangxiu,qishijigexiaohunhunnengduifude?
yigezhuanshenshankaigongji,tongshiduoguoduifangshoulidegunzi,ranhoufanshoujiuchouzailelingyigezhuanghandenaomenshang。
“啪!”的一声。
neigezhuanghannaodaidangchangbaoxue,etoutaleyikuai,zhijiecanjiaoyisheng,yangtouzaidao,hunsiguoqu。
zheiyigun,youhenyouzhun,jiangtianguohouderendangchangjiujihedeweiweiyidun。
作者:池鱼小月
栏目:都市
爱上双胞胎女神:我开始开赛车
作者:安诺汉森
栏目:都市
我只会说实话,老婆求我快闭嘴
作者:方方爱吃番茄
栏目:都市
我上岸月球那天,前女友考研上岸
作者:常向上
栏目:都市
我给死人化妆的亲身经历
作者:八旬老贼
栏目:都市
江总,你的白月光是赝品
zuozhe:aichichaotianmiantiaodejiangqing
栏目:都市