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“ningjiadewonangfei，nishuoshenme？”
xuchaowenyan，lianguanuyi，juqiquantoujiuxiangzouzheigewonangfei。
什么叫区区三百万？
bieshuosanbaiwan，jiushisanwan，nizheigewonangfeinadechuma？
buguozheishi，ningyingranlanzhulexuchao，lazhetadaoleyipang。
“xuchao，bieweizheigefeiwushengqi。”
“buguo，woxianzaidaoshizhendebuxuyaonimenjiadeqian。jintianzaoshangjiangchengyinxingyijingtongyijitianchenggongsidaikuanle，nidehaoyiwojiuxinlingle。”
“shenme？daikuanpile？”
徐超傻眼了。
bushishuotianchenggongsidedaikuandaochupengbi，zenmeyenongbudaoma？zenmeyiyezhijian，jiangchengyinxingjingranjiutongyidaikuanle？
“neige……yingran，wonengwenxianimendaileduoshaoma？”
“一千万。”
“zhei……”xuchaoyanleyikoutuomo，gangadexiaoxiao，hezheiyiqianwandaikuanbiqilai，tadesanbaiwan，haoxianghaizhendebusuanshenme。
xuchaojiajingyesuanyouwo，suiranbunengyuneixiedingjihaomenxiangbi，danlunshenjiadiwei，datiyeyuningyingranbeihoudeningjiaxiangdang。
zaijiashangtanianqingshuaiqi，suoyiningyingranduiqihaishipoyouhaogan。
yinci，takuanweidao：“haolexuchao，zheicihaishixiexienile，dengwozheicimangwanle，womenzaiyuechulaichifanba？jintianjiuxianzheiyangle。”
shuoba，ningyingranhuilehuishou，bianjicongcongjinlegongsi，zhiliuxiaxuchaohelinchenliangrenzhanzaiyuandi。
linchensonglesongjian，xiaoyizisongdaogongsi，taderenwuziranyeyijingwancheng，zuoshangxiaodianlv，zhijiedadaohuifu。
xuchaopaoniushibai，xinzhongbiequ，kandaolinchendayaodabailiqu，xiongzhongdunshiyiguwuminghuoqi。
“槽！这个**！”
xuchaolengxiaoyisheng，jiushangletademeizhoubao。
linchenkaizhexiaodianlv，huanmanqixing，xiangshouzhechuxiaxuxuqingfeng。
zaitongguoyigelukoushi，yidaocierdelabashengzhouranxiangqi，linchenhuitoukanqu，bianjianyiliangmeirenbaochuangguohongdeng，bizhichaozhetachongleguolai。
zaijijiangzhuangshangtazhiqian，meirenbaocaikaishichachejiansu，daiqiyizhenciermocasheng。
linchenmuguangweimi，quemeiyouhuangzhangduobi。
yinweijiuzaicishi，xiecilihurancuanchulingyilianglaosilaisi，dangzailelinchenhemeirenbaozhijian。
meirenbaoyijinglaibujibianxiang，zhizhidejiucharulelaosilaisicemian，liangliangchezhuangzaileyikuai，suiranzhuangjilidubuda，quehaishifachuleyishengjuxiang。
meirenbaojiashizuoshang，xuchaozhijiejiumengle。
haoduanduande，zenmehuituranyouyilianglaosilaisichalejinlai？
还刚好让他撞上了？
zhengyinweishifujiazidi，xuchaocaiqingchuzhuangshanglaosilaisishishenmexiachang。
gangcaizheilianglaosilaisi，suiranbushilaosilaisidangzhongzuiguideyikuan，queyeshizuiyoumingqideyikuanche：laosilaisihuanying。
danjiazhishaozai800wanyishang。
suisuibianbianyigexiulifei，jiukenengdadaobaiwan！
zijisuiranshixujiadedashaoye，kemeigeyuelinghuayebuguoshiwan，baiwan，zheibixudetafuqincainadechua！
genghekuang，zheilianglaosilaisihuanyingdechepai，tajingranrende！
zheiliangche，shishuyujiangchengzuidadedixiashetuanyingliuhuidelaodamoliude！
jiangchengheianshijiededalao，zheigenbenbushitamenxujianengqingyizhaorede！
靠靠靠！
linchenzheigewonangfei**！doushiyinweita！
xuchaoqijibaihuaidizaichezuoshangchuailejijiao，biankandaoyimingdaizhemojingdeguangtoudahan，diaozhexueqie，daizheliangmingbaobiaoconglaosilaisishangzoulexialai。
neidahandemoyang，huachenghuixuchaodounengrende，zhengshiyingliuhuidelaodamoliu！
moliuzhanzaichechuangpang，dixiatou。
“xiaozi！ganzhuangwomendeche？danzibuxiaoa？”
“molaoda，wuhui，doushiwuhui！”
xuchaolianshangguazhebikuhainankandexiaorong，xiangyaojieshijiju，quejianmoliudeyimingbaobiaohuranshenshouzaizijixiongkouyihuala，yebuzhidaozenmede，jingranbabaoxiandainongduanle！
jinjiezhe，yizhidashou，jiubaxuchaozhijiecongchechuangzhongzhuailechulai。
“dage！bie！youhuahaohaoshuo，dage，dage……ng？”
huangluanzhizhong，xuchaojingyiwaifaxian，congmoliudecheshang，youyouyigelaotouzoulexialai。
jiezhe，neilaotoujingranzoudaolelinchenmianqian，chongtajuleyigong！
xuchaodunshidengdaleyanjing，dairuomuji。
zhei……zheidaodizenmehuishi？
nengyouzigezuozaimoliulaosilaisishangderen，jingranhuichongzhelinchenneigewonangfeijugong？！
“拜见帝君！”
tingdaozheihua，linchenlenghengyisheng，bailebaishou：“qilaiba。yingquan，meixiangdaoniyelaijiangchengle。”
chuxianzailinchenmianqiandezheiweilaozhe，zhengshitazuoyelianxideshouxia，yingquan！
yingquan，shichuquelinchenzhiwai，jiutianzhizhongzuiyouquanshidejiuweizhanglaozhiyi。
jiutianyoujiuweizhanglao，fenbieweizhongtian，xiantian，congtian，gengtian，suitian，kuotian，xiantian，shentian，chengtian！
tamengezizhizhangyifangquanze，zailinchenbuzaishi，titakanguanyunzuojiutiandaxiaoyiqieshiwu。
eryingquan，zhengshijiutianzhong，quanbingzuizhongdechengtian！
zuoye，yulinchenzaicihuifulianxizhihou，yingquanbianxingyeganwangjiangcheng，zheicaiyuxianzaichuxianzailinchenmianqian。
“dijun，sannianbujian，yingquanyouxuduoshiqingxiangyaohedijunbingming。”
林尘看了看四周。
xianzaisuiranyijingguoleshangbangaofeng，zheigelukouyebushishenmefanmangluduan，sizhouquehaishiyouyixieguowangxingren。
cike，tamendemuguangdoujizhongzailezheichangchehuoshang。
“先离开这再说。”
“shi，dijunqing。xiaomo，jiaoche！”
小、小莫？！
moliuzheiyangdedalao，jingranbeirenchengxiaomo？
开什么玩笑！
xuchaozhijuedezijiyizhenerming，kendingshitingcuole！
keneimoliuquesihaomeijuedeyoushenme，fanershipeizhexiaolian，chongyuanchuzhaolezhaoshou。
xiayike，rangpangbianlurenfenfendaoxiyikouliangqideyimuchuxianle。
yigeyouwuliangheiselaosilaisihuanyingzuchengdechedui，jingranzhengzhengqiqikaileguolai，tingzailelinchenyuyingquanshenbian。
weiyucheduizhongjiandelaosilaisihuanyingshang，hongyuzoulexialai，qinzitilinchenlakaichemen，gongqingtashangche。
“bawodediandongcheyedaishang，woyihuierhaiyaoyongni。”
linchenfenfuleyiju，zhengyaoshangche，yingquanhuranxiangdaoyishi，wendao：“duiledijun，cirengaizenmechuzhi？”
英权指了指徐超。
linchenqueliankanyelandekanduifangyiyan，zhijiezuojinlechezi。
“yingquan，shenmeshihou，lianzheidianxiaoshiyenabudingzhuyile？”
yingquanetoulenghanyimao，mangdao：“shi！womingbaile。”
zhanzaichemenpang，yingquanlenglengyihuishou，chongzheyuanchumoliushuyinchuansheng，dingzhuleyiju，bianyezuoshangleche，shishiranliqu，queliuxialefangcaibeizhuangdeneilianglaosilaisi。
danglaosilaisicheduikaizou，xuchaozheicaihuiguoshenlai，huangluanhandao：“molaoda，worenshigangcaishangnimenchedeneixiaozi！worenshita，worenshitaa！”
“renshi？hehe，chouxiaozi，niyepei？kuai，dadianhuajiaonijialirenlai，zhuanglewodeche？xiaozinijintianchumenmeikanhuangliba？”moliuxiaozheshuodao。
xuchaozhijieshuangtuifaruan，xinlihouhuiwanfen。
zenmehui，zenmehuijiuzheimeqiaozhuangdaolemoliudechezini？
tazhishixiangqingqingzhuangyixialinchendexiaodianlvchukouqi，meixiangdaojingrechuzheiyangdemafan！
妻子酒后越界，下场比鬼还惨
作者：天天走上
栏目：都市
zuozhe：wowudilehaizinuligen
栏目：都市
zuozhe：xiangzuobaifumeidexiaoniu
栏目：都市
假装穷小子体验生活，校花女友当众羞辱我，我摊牌了。
zuozhe：choumingzhaozhudemingzhengnvdi
栏目：都市
作者：木千
栏目：都市
一屋子亲戚逼我交出抚恤金，说我是个废物不配用
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栏目：都市
