都市：开局一把西瓜刀，我杀疯了三千光年-著

小说简介

doushi：kaijuyibaxiguadao，woshafengleshiyibulingrentaozuidejingcaixiaoshuo，yousanqianguangnianjingxindazao。gushiweiraozhezhujiaoyangtianzhangshihaizhankai，qingganxiniershenru，dongchalijiqiang。zheibenxiaoshuojieshileguanyuchouhenheaiqingdejingcaigushi，yingdeleguangfantuijian。xinzhongaihao，zuishangmapiquebuting：“yuanlaishitiange，wonenggentiangezheimeweimengderenyigexing，zhenshiwoderongxing。”……

精彩章节

yangtiangenzhezhangshihaixialou，laidaokanchangziderenzhuanmenzuodeneichuweizhi。

zhangshihaihaizhuanmenjiletayigezhangtaozizhuangxiguadao。

“kanlaijintiandeaoyele。”yangtianzhabazhezui。

yibanjiubadouhuiyingyedaolingchensiwudian，takanchangzi，dangranyeyaokandaoneigeshihou。

yinlexuanxiao，dengguangshanyao。

杨天无聊。

tanachushouji，caifanyingguolaibushizhinengshouji。

kanzhenuojiyayibanxiaoqiaodeshouji，tadayaoqitou，“zheigeshijieyulefangshizhenkuifa。”

jiubawuchizhongdewaigualiezao，heduanshipinlimiandepiaoliangxiaojiejiebiqilai，chaleshiwanbaqianli！

buzhibujue，yigeduoxiaoshiguoqule。

jiubaliderenbixianqianduoleliangsanbei。

renyiduo，shiyejiuduoleqilai。

yangtianzhengdingzheyigeshencaibucuodemeizikan，jiukandaosangeqingnianweizhulemeizi，congyikaishixixihaha，zaidaodongshoushoujiao。

zuihouzhijiewuzhulemeizidezui，tuozhemeizijiuchaozhejiubawaizou。

meizilianhujiaoshengdoufabuchulai。

dangsanrencongyangtianshenbianguodeshihou。

qizhongyigeqingnianshenzhihaitaitoukanleyangtianyiyan，bingshuoleyiju：“xiongdi，youshijianyiqihejiu。”

“？？？”yangtianmengle，qiangrendouzheimemingmuzhangdandelema，haiqingtahejiu！

啪。

tazouguoqu，yigeerguangjiudazaileneiqingnianlianshang。

zhijiebaqingnianjishanmengle，lingwailianggeqingnianyemengle。

zheixiahaole，tamenheyangtian，mengpingle。

“nitamagandalaozi？”qingnianwuzhulian，bukesiyidekanzheyangtian。

sihuyangtiandata，shiyijianfeichangfeiyisuosideshi。

yangtianyilianbushuang，shuodao：

“老子不喝酒。”

“bingqiehentaoyanhanlaozihejiuderen。”

“nitamadeganhanlaozihejiu，zheibushimingbaizheexinlaozima？budanidashei？”

好家伙。

yangtianzheiliyou，rangqingnianyoumengleyixia。

tashuowan，youtaituitixianglingwailiangren。

buguoneiliangrenjianjidekuai，jianyangtiantilai，lianmangfangkainvhairangkai。

nvhaiyideziyou，huanghuangzhangzhangdejiupaochulejiuba，hededoubuganhuitou。

yangtianxiaozhangbuyideyuqi，qidebeidaqingnianzhiduosuo，tazhizheyangtian，madao：“nixiaozitamazhidaolaozishisheima？laoziqingnihejiu，shikandeqini，nijiushihannidagelai，nijiushihannidagelai，tayedekekeqiqi，wokannishixiang......a。”

huameiyoushuowan，qingnianjiubeiyangtiantileyijiao，suijiwuzheduzijuansuozaidi。

yangtianxiaodao：“jintianjiushitianwanglaozilaile，yebunenghanwohejiu。”

taijiaoyoucaileqingnianhaojijiao。

laobanzhangshihaizheishiyiqueyiguaidechongleguolai。

“tiangetiange，bieda，bieda。”

tajijimangmangdilazheyangtian，dishengshuodao：“tashilinchengchaoshilaobanhuangdelindeerzihuanghao，huangdelinchaoshidebaoanjiabanyungongyiqishangbaihaoren，erqietahexianlilingdaodeguanxiyehenhao，womenrebuqi。”

“zheimeduoren？”yangtianzhalezhayan，zheichaoshihaitingda。

xianglexiang，taxiangqilaile，linchengchaoshishihuangtouxianzuidadeyijiachaoshi，jiukaizaixianchengzuifanhuadezhongjieshizilukoudeerlou，zhanjulezhengcenglou，youyiliangqianpingfang。

shengyihaodaobao，pingshidajiashaoweiguiyidiandeshenghuoyongpin，doushizailinchengchaoshimai。

meiciganji，zhoubianxiangcunlaideren，gengshidabufendouhuiqulinchengchaoshiguangyiquan。

helinchengchaoshiyibi，zhangshihaizheigejiuba，jianzhibugoukan，shayebushuo。

bijingzaizheixiaoxiancheng，chuleneixiegaofangdichanhewakuangde，haizhenmeiyoujigerenzhuanqianyoulinchengchaoshidelaobanhuangdelinduo。

“ganjinjihuanghaoxiaoxiongdidaogeqian。”zhangshihaishuozheyizhuantou，caifaxiantadehuanghaoxiaoxiongdiyijingpaole。

“wanlewanle。”tarengxiayangtian，jiuzhuilechuqu。

daoqianyangtiankendingshibuhuidaode，tazhanzaiyuandi，fanzhebaiyanzhiyaotou：“meihaodeyitian，kaishibumeihaole！”

guaibudeduifangganzaijiubamingmuzhangdandeqiangren，yuanlaishiyoubeijing。

buyihui，zhangshihaiyouyiqueyiguaidezoulejinlai。

“tiange，nizenmenengdataa！”takusangzhelian，yilianaonao，jiuchaduojiaotiaole。

yangtiantingdehuoqi，bukeqideshuodao：

“tazaiwochangziliqiangren，wohaibunengdatale？”

“zaishuole，nizheijiubayaoshiyidiananquangandoumeiyou，bierenhuilaima？”

“wozheibuyeshizaiweihunideshengyi？”

zhangshihaijidebuduancuoshou，lianliantanxi：“tahuanghaoyebushiyitianliangtianzheiyangle，nikantaxianzaiyoushima？”

“tazhuanmentiaowomenzheixiexiaojiubadenvhaixiashou，jiushiyinweilaiwomenzheiliwanderen，doumeiyoushenmebeijing，keyirenyoutananie。”

“shihou，suibianjidianqianjiujiejuele。zheishixunluoduidoubuguan，niguantazuoshenme？”

tadoubuzhidaogaizenmebanle，huangdelinyaoshiyaozhengtadejiuba，tashiyidianbanfadoumeiyou。

yangtianmeixiangdao，neijiahuojuranhaishigeguanfan，bingqiemingshengdouzaiwaile。

“kanlaigangcaixiashouqingle，zaozhidaofeileta。”

tazheihua，bazhangshihaidouqixiaole。

“tiange，nishilaikanchangzidea，nibushilaizhuchizhengyidea！hekuanglaijiubawandenvhai，niyiweiyouduoshaohaode？shuobudingrenjiashihouhaihenyuanyinaneibiqianni。”

zheihua，zhuguanyicetaiqiang，danyebunengshuohaowudaoli。

“zheiwobuguan，fanzhengtazaiwomianqianqiangrenjiushibuxing。”

“nifangxin，wobuhuipaode。”

“tamenbujiushirenduoma？made，kansheigengbuyaoming。”

shuozhe，yangtianzouchulejiuba，kanxiangzhouwei。

xianbadixingkanhao，dengxiayehaopaolu。

bieshuo，suiranhuangtouxiandezhianbuhao，danwanshangjiedaoshangderenbingbushao。

yuanchuxiaoyetandouzuomanleren。

huanghaodedongzuohenkuai，10laifenzhonghou，tajiuheneiliangqingniancongyitiaojiedaozoulechulai。

erzheishijiliangmianbaochehejiaoche，tingzailemeihaojiubamenkou。

kanlaihuanghaoyizhizaizhouweiduozhedengyuanjun。

mianbaocheshang，shijigechuanzhebaoanfushiderenxianghouxiache。

kanzhezheiqunren，yangtianmeitoujiushiyizhou。

yinweizheiqunrenli，juranyourendaizhetoukui，chuanzhehouhoudefangcimajia。

tamenshouzhong，nazhezhangzhangdegangguangangcha。

shenzhiyouren，hainazhefangbaodunpai。

zheipeizhi，dadachuhuyangtiandeyuliao。

meixiangdaozheigeshijiekejiluohou，danyigechaoshideanbaopeizhiquezheimedeqiquan。

jiaochemenbeiyigebaoandakai，yigefudeliuyoudezhongnianrencongcheshangxialai。

shuotafudeliuyou，shiyinweitapang。

“aiyo，huangzong，ninzenmelaile。”zhangshihaiyinqiedeshangqiandishangyan，quebeihuangdelinyijiaotilegedagentou。

“siquezi，nidawoerzi？”

“nitamadeludouzoubuwen，jurandougandawoerzi，kanlaiwohuangdelinzaizheihuangtouxian，haizhenshishenmerendounengqifua。”

zhangshihaizuozaidishanglianlianbashou，“bushizheiyangdehuangzong，ninerzibushiwodadea，woyebugandaa。”

“nibugan？rendoudale***dexianzaijilaozishuonibugan？”huangdelinshuozhe，youzhunbeishangqiantizhangshihai。

zheishiyidaoranghuangdelinnaonudedahanxiangqi。

“喂，肥猪。”

yangtiannadiaoxiguadaoshangdetaozi，daozhihuangdelin，madao：“***deyanxiaa，zhengzhuzaizheili，nineishabierzi，shilaozidade，nidasheini？nineiyanjingyaoshimeiyong，jiujuanleba。”

huangdelinnalibeizheiyangmaguo，qidehunshenduosuo。

“hailengzheganshenme，jilaozi。”tacongpangbianyigebaoanshouzhongduoguozhanggun，yechaozheyangtianchongqu。

yangtiangangcaidema，shizhenderenaotale。

natoumingdunpaidebaoanchongzaizuiqianmian，dunpaihenda，yangtianchufeishiraodaotabeihou，buranxiguadaogenbenjiukanbudaota。

eryangtianyexiangshishi，xitongjidexiguadao，daodiheputongxiguadaoyoumeiyouqubie。

suoyibingmeiyouduo，huidaojiukanlexiaqu。

jiezhelingrenjingsongdeyimuchuxianle，xiguadaohaowuzuaidekanpoledunpai，shirupozhudeyikanerxia，qijiangenbenjiumeiyousihaotingdun，jiuxiangkandoufuyiyang。

yishengcanjiao，haimeixiangqijiutingzhi。

neijudunpaidebaoan，congzuojianbeiyikanerxia，naodailianzheyoushoubeiyushentifenli，shunjianjiubeifenleshi。