zuozhe“qingyidaodou”jinqishangxiandedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo，shi《doushiquannengyishen》，zheibenxiaoshuozhongdeguanjianjiaoseshichenyangsuqingya，jingcaineirongjieshao：“chenyang，wunianbujian，bielaiwuyang，gangcaiwoyijingjiaoxunguozhoukun，kandaoninianranwuyang，woyejiufangxinle。”……
chenyangkaizhechezi，zaizheniniwanghaomendajiudiangan。
banlujiedaolehuangrenkangdedianhua，huangrenkangzaidianhualixiaoxinyiyi，“chenxiansheng，woqujieninhaoma？wopeininyiqiquhaomendajiudian。”
ninizaicuizhezijidebaba，haizainiantaozhemamashibabade，juebukeyijiajibiedenanren。
“huangyisheng，woxianzaizhengganwanghaomendajiudian，woquhaomendajiudianyoushiyaoban，kandaoshihouyoumeiyoukongba。”
chenyangsuijijiubadianhuaguale。
huangrenkangyizheng，lijibotonglejintianhudedianhua，
“huye，chenxianshengzhengganwanghaomendajiudian，buguohaoxiangshiquhaomendajiudianchulishenmeshiqing，tingtadeyuqi，sihuhenshengqi。”
jintianhuyitingjiujile，“nandaoshisheirelechenxianshengbucheng？hao，hao，womengankuaiguoqu。”
敢惹陈先生，找死！
tongshi，queyehenjidong，zheishiyoulegenchenxianshenglajinjulidejihuile！
“huye，chenxianshengweirenyouxiedidiao……”
“好，我知道了。”
tianwangyuanyihao，shenchaozhengpantuierzuo，mengranzhengkaiyanjing，shuangyanguangmangdasheng。
兴奋得一跃而起。
“quandouxiufuhaole，meixiangdao，zheimekuai，chedixiufuhaole！”
dakaishouji，tishiyinxianggebuting，shenchaozhengyaozhongxinguanji，yigedianhuayijingdaleguolai。
shenchaozhoulezhoumeitou，anxiajietingjian，yigecanglaodeshengyinxiangqi，“shaoye，nizhongyukenjiedianhuale，shaoye，kuaihuilaibashaoye！”
“wohaibunenghuiqu。”shenchaoshuozhe，lijijiangdianhuaguadiao。
zaisanmiaobuguadiao，buguanshijiazuhaishidishou，dounengzhaodaoziji。
伸个懒腰走出去。
“youhe，shenchao，nitemecongnalipachulaide，yiweinigepile。”
几个保安围了上来。
“老子不干了。”
“shuobuganjiubugan，zhenxiaosa。”
jigebaoanzuishangzheimeshuo，danzhidao，dezuilekuige，shenchaohaizenmegandexiaqu。
“zenmejiunimenjige？”shenchaokanlekan，jintianderenmingxianyoudianshao。
“doubeichouquhaomendajiudianle，buzhidaohuyeshenmeanpai。”
“buguotingshuozhaojiadashaoyejintianyaozaihaomendajiudianqiuhun。”
“haha，shenchao，nizhidaonvfangshishei？jiuneitianguolaide，chuanghuyebieshudeneigetianxianyiyangdenvren。”
“yuanlaiduikuigechushoudeneinande，bushitalaogonga？”
几个人七嘴八舌。
“temabi。”shenchaoyiting，lianseyibian，feiyibandilikailetianwangyuan。
sheiganqudagedenvren，temexiangsi！
chenyangyijinglaidaohaomendajiudian。
haomendajiudianmenkoujiebeisenyan，liubaozoulaizouqufuzeanbao。
chenyangzouxiangrukou，shouyihui，yigudandandeqiweipiaosankailai。
shoumendejigebaoanjiuxiangzhonglemofa，renyouchenyangheninizoulejinqu。
jiudianrumenzuoceyougeyuanzi，zhenggejiushizhaozhengqianpaidedinghunchangdi，shifenshehua。
jiulianniniyiyankandaoyeshijinghuyisheng，“baba，haopiaoliangya。”
keshininimashangjiuganjuedaole，“baba，nifangxinba，mamashibukenengjiajibierende，zheixiehuayidiandoubuhaokan，chousile。”
chenyangmolemoninidetou，huixinyixiao。
“qingya，jintianshiniwodedinghunyishi，zheigerizishiwugeyueqianjiuyijingdingxiade。”
“weiciwozuolehenzhangshijiandezhunbei，erqieqingleyeneiyoumingdecehuagongsilaizuozheijianshiqing。”
“sujiashangxiadouhenxihuan，xiwangniyenengxihuan。”
“qingya，jiajiwoba。”
budengsuqingyashuohua，zhaozhengqijiuzhijietaochujiezhi，danxiguizaisuqingyamianqian。
yinweitayaojinkuaibazheibiandeshiqingjieshu，haoqujieshihuyeyingjiedeneiweiguigongzi。
chaojilangmandehuahai，shanshanfaguangdegezidanzuanjie，zhaojiaweilaijichengrendeshenfen，meiyitiaodourangwushunvrendongxin，wufajujue。
huyuanzhanzaineili，sixiaofeixiao。
zhangdezaihaokanyoushenmeyong，nisuqingyahaibuzhaoyangzuoyoubulezijidemingyun。
dengyixia，nijiuyaokaishichengshouzhaozhengqibiantaidebaofule，nizheijiaoruodeshenzigubuzhidaonengbunengchengshoudeqi。
suoyourendoukanzhesuqingya。
“bu，zhaozhengqi，wobunengdayingni，zheiyicinidehuafei，woliangbeipeichangjini，duibuqi。”
suqingyaxiangdeyuefaqingchu，zijijuebukeyizoujinzheiyibu。
hekuang，yinweihuyuan，gangcaiyijingmingbai，zijiyidazaojiushibeipianlaide。
ruguonengzaijiaduodengchenyangyihuier，kenengdoubuzhiyuzheiyang。
xianchangxiangqixusheng，gefangguibinyizhenchayi。
huyuanyeweiweimiqileyanjing，buguo，yizhaozhengqideshouduan，taxiangxinzheizhishiyidianxiaochaqu。
“qingya，kuaidiandayingzhengqiba，zhengqiyifankuxin。”
sujiayigegequanshuoqisuqingyalai，doudaozheigeshihoule，zhaozhengqiyijingguixiale。
ruguobudayingzhaozhengqi，bujiushidangzhezheimeduorendemianpapadazhaozhengqidelianma？
“bu，woshuole，wobuhuidayingzhaoxianshengdeqiuhunde，nimenyebuyaobiwole。”
zhaozhengqikansuqingyataidujianjue，liansezhujianyinchenleqilai，anangenzhoukunshilegeyanse。
zhoukunhuiyi，shangqiankanzhesuqingya，
“suxiaojie，nizheiyangtaiduibuqizhaoxianshengle，nidenverniniyijingbeidaichucheng，ruguobudayingzhaoxiansheng，niyongyuandoujianbudaonidenverle。”
“nishuoshenme？wonversuyubinkanzheni，bukenengbeinidaichuchengde！”
苏清雅一脸疑惑。
zhoukunyoulengxiaoyisheng，“suyubinqianleyiqianwanduzhai，wobangtabaiping，tiaojianjiushijintianzaoshangjiangnidenverjiaojirenfanzi。”
“bu，bu！”suqingyaliansebianle。
zheimeduonian，suyubindoumeiyouneimeyinqinguo，yidazaoguoqu，haizhudongtichupeinini。
zhishidangshizijibingmeiyouduoxiang。
这里面竟然有阴谋。
yitingninibeirenfanzidaizoule，sujiazhongrenmianmianxiangqu，hecuifengengshidajingshise。
zhaozhengqiyangqishou，yibazhangzhongzhongdazaizhoukunlianshang，“zhoukun，hunzhangdongxi，nizuoleshenme！”
zhoukunyigelieju，“dashaoye，duibuqi，niduiwoenzhongrushan，wobunengrangzheimeduorenkanzhe，suxiaojieduinichuerfaner。”
“ninihaishiyigehaizi，nizenmekeyizheiyangduidaiwugudenini！”
zhaozhengqiyoushiyibazhangdazaizhoukunlianshang，
“kuaidian！kuaidianbaninijiwodaihuilai，woshizaitaiaineigehaizile！”
“bu，dashaoye。wobaozhengjintiandedinghunshunlijieshuzhihou，yidingrangrenfanzibaninidaihuilai。”
zhoukunkanqilaiyilianjianjue。
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