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“laoxiansheng，ninzhaodeshenyishi……”
taturanyouleyigebuqieshijideniantou，shenyi？yefanbuyeshiyishengma？
laozhoujimangdao：“tajiaoyefan，nirenshima？”
“yefan？shenyi？”laozhoudehuarangzhongrenmobuzhetounao，youqishiliuchunlian，zhenggerendoumihuole。
limengdiedao：“yefan……shiwolaogong。”
老周：“！！”
高远航：“？？”
laozhoukesuansongleyikouqi，hahadaxiao，jimangguolaijiuyaowoshou，yibiandao：“yefurennihao，guaiwoguaiwo，yishijianjuranmeirenchulai，shenyinengyouninzheimepiaoliangdefuren，xiaolaoerzhenweitagaoxing，haha……”
limengdiexiaorongyouxiejiangying，zheirenjirenyizhongbuyibandeganjue，ketaheyefanyoushishenmeguanxi？
cike，gaoyuanhangcikeruzaoleiji！
zheinvren……zheinvrenshineiweishenyide……
zhangdalongshuotakanshangleyigenvren，yao……yaoxianjiziji……neiqibushi……
“完了……”
gaoyuanhangyishijianzhijuedesixuhunluan，naodaihaoxiangbeirenqiaoleyigengun，naohaizhongbuduanhuixianglaozhougangcaidekaichangbai！
laozhou，zhaojiadezuobangyoubei，zhonghaihufenghuanyudedarenwu，yirenzhixiawanrenzhishang，shuoyaosheisijiurangsheisi！
zheiyangyiweirenwu，juranduizheigenvrenzichengxiaolaoer……erwogaoyuanhang，juranhaiyao……
wogaojiawanle……quanwanle……
“budui，cishihaiyouzhuanji！”gaoyuanhangxinyanturanhuofanqilai。
neiweishenyihuoxuhaibuzhidaocishi，zheinvrenyinggaiyebuzhidao，wohaiyoujihui，zhiyaopieqinghezhangdalongdeguanxi，wogaoyuanhanghaishigaoyuanhang，dui！jiushizheiyang！
tazhuazhuleyigenjiumingdaocao，zheishi，laozhouxiaodao：“yefurenbaoyangdezheimehao，kanlaiyeshenyiyidingxialebushaogongfu，duile，yeshenyini？zenmebujiantalai？”
limengdieyileng，bantianbushuobuchuhua。
zheishizhangdalongkaikoule：“laoxiansheng，nizhaodeneigeyeshenyichuqule，wohualeershiwanmaitayizhishou。”
yijuhuashuochulai，gaoyuanhangzhijuedehoulongyitian，yaobushizuibabideyan，zheikouxuejiuchulaile！
“zhangdalong！wobushani！shibuweiren！”
laozhoudengdayanjing，bantianmeihuiguoshenlai，haoxiangshimeitingqingchuzhangdalongdehua，youhaoxiangshitingqingchule，youbuganxiangxin。
zhangdalongmadao：“ningengaodongshipengyou，neiwoyejiubumanninle，neigeyefanbushishenmeshenyi，jiushiyigexiaozhensuodepodafu。”
“gangcaiwoyaohuaqianmaitalaopo，tabuyuanyi，hainatangpowo，woyigedianhuadaguoqu，niuzongjiulaile，niuzongniyinggaizhidaoba？jiushizheierdejingli，neixiaozitaizeile，shuoshijintianyoushenmegoupidarenwuyaolai，feiqiaolewoershiwan，caiyuanyiduoneixiaozideshou。”
gaoyuanhang：“bieshuole……qiunibieshuole……”
“buguoninyezhidao，zaishehuishanghun，sheiyebuchaqian，zheiershiwanwojiujitale，youqiannanmaiwoleyi，nishuoshiba？”
“duile，wojiaozhangdalong，dingshengjituandegudong，zanmenrenshirenshi，nishi？”
zaikanlaozhou，liansetieqing，gaoyuanhangfashi，tacongmeijianguozheiweilianserucinankanguo！
zhangdalongkanzheilaotoubushuohua，haiyiweitaerduobuhao，youtaochuyizhangmingpianzouguolai：“zheishiwomingpian，zanmenrenshirenshi，wohegaodongyeyoushengyilaiwang……”
tadezheijuhuashuochulai，gaoyuanhangzhijuedeshenshangxiansubiaosheng，yizhishoukongzhibuzhudetaiqilai，yongchulezheibeizidoumeiyouguodeliqi，chaozhezhangdalongdelian：
“我让你放屁！”
“啪！”
jiuzheiyixia，judadexiangshengchuanguolai，suoyourendouxiayishideduoleyixia。
zheierguangdeshengyintaidale，jiuhaoxiangdazaizijilianshang，gezhehaojimiyuan，yiranjuedenaoguaziwengwengde。
jiuzheiyigebazhang，zhangdalongyuandizhuanlesanquanshuaidaozaidi，bantianhuibuguoshenlai。
zhongrendoujingle，zheirenhaodadepaitou，zhangdalongdouganda！
lijunzheihuixuecongmingle，gaoyuanhangdaren，dalejiudalebei，fanzhengzhangdalongyerebuqigaoyuanhang。
haiyou，gaoyuanhangpangbianzheirenshishei？
gaoyuanhangjimangjieshi：“zhouzongguan，wogenzheigoudongxiburenshi，edui，womashangjineigegoupiniuzongdadianhua！”
shuowanganjintaochushouji，shoudoudejiuxiangyanzhongpajinsen，gangcongkoudailinachulaiyoudiaodishang，jianqilaigangjianleyibanyoudiaodishang。
gaoyuanhangkuaikule，womeiyonga！liangeshoujidounabuhao！
tabugankanlaozhou，zheishoujiyaoshizaijianbuqilai，wanyidanwuleneiweishenyi，tayouliyouxiangxinzijiyidinghuibizhangdalonghaiyaocanshibei！
tagancuizhijiepazaidishang，wuliushisuideren，tingzhedaduzijuezhefei**，shoudoudebuxianghua，xunsubotongleniugedehaoma。
cishi，zaizhulinxiaoyuandezhulinli，yefandeshoubeianzaiyikuaishitoushang，niugexiaodao：
“niania，niugewozheibeizibuzhidaokanleduoshaorendeshou，nishiniugewojianguodezuizhendingde，aiyou，nihaixiaodechulai？nidexinkezhenda，xiongdi，shouduanlekejiujiebuhuiqule！”
erjiuzaizheishi，niugekoudailidedianhuaxiangle。
yefanxinlizhangchuyikouqi，danshiquemeirangbierenkanchulai，xinshuo，“haojiahuo，zhongyulaile，wanlaiyibuwozheishoujiumeile，zhuangxkezhenlei。”
niugebunaifandejietongledianhua，xinshuogaibuhuiyoushizhangdalongba？
nachushoujiyikan，shiyuanhuijituandegaoyuanhang，xiangqilaile，neigelaoseguijintianyelaile，buzhidaofashenmeshenjing，zaibaoxianglidailehaojigexiaoshi。
“wei，gaodongninhaoa。”
“haonima！kuaibarenjiwofangle！fouzewoshaniquanjia！”
“sha？”gangyijietongdianhuajiuzheimeputougailiandeaileyitongma，niugerenshale。
zheilaotounaoziyoumaobingba？woyoubushinishouxia，womenzhulinxiaoyuanmeinianjiedaiduoshaodarenwu，lunguanxiwangbubinicha，niganmawo？wolaobandoubuhuizheimemawo！
gengzhongyaodeshi，taxiangqilegangcaiheyefandeduyue，neixiaozishuozijiyidinghuibatasonghuiqu，haizhenrangtajishuozhunle？
nandaozheixiaozidekaoshanjiushigaoyuanhang？wopei，jiusuanshigaoyuanhangwoyebupa！
“laodongxinizhaochoudeba？”niugedama！
jiuzaizheishi，dianhualituranhuanleshengyin：“niuzhi，likebanidaizouderenjiwodaihuilai！fouzewoyeshaniquanjia！”
“老板？”
zheihuiniugezhendesongle，yinweizheigeshengyinzhengshizhulinxiaoyuandelaoban，zijidezhijielingdao。
“aiai，laobanwozhidaole，mashanghuilai。”
taganjinguaduandianhua，yefanxiaodao：“nikankan，woshuoduileba，ershiwana，yifendoubunengshaoa，duile，nidiezenmexiangqilaijiniqizheigemingzi？”
niuzhi，zheigemingzibunengxizhuomo。
niugeyumendeyaosi，zheixiaozijiujingshenmelaitou，lianlaobandoujingdongle。
nengbujingdongma？laozhouzaizhulinxiaoyuanchifan，bukunshisheidouyaoduozhangjigexinyan，zuihaoshouzaigenqian。
zailaozhouhegaoyuanhangjinbaoxiangdeshihou，zhulinxiaoyuandelaobanjiuzaimenwaihouzhele。
tayexiangdashanglaozhouzheitiaoxian，yuanbenyiweihuihenchenggong，sheizhidaohaojiahuo，zijizaimenkoudoutinglexieshenme？
laozhoudianmingyaojianderenbeizijideshouxialaquduoshoule！
tazheinengbuzheji？ganjinchongjinlai，zaikanlaozhoudelianse，made，tazhiyouyaosharendeshihoucaizheiyang！
henkuai，yefanyoubeiniugedailehuilai。
zheihuiniugelianmendoumeiganjin，guaiguaizaiwaimianhouzhe，jinquzhundeaima，tacongmingzheni。
zheibian，yefandatabudezoujinlai，yiyanjiuqiaojianlezuozaidishangbeidamengledezhangdalong。
jinjiezheshilimengdie，yefanxiaodao：“womeishi。”
limengdiekankantadeshou，querenmeirangrenbashouduole，zheicaifangxiaxinlai。
“ba，nizenmerangwomazaidishangzuozhe，kuqilai，dishangyoushiqi。”
“maninzenmele？zenmeliansebuhao？huiquwojininkaifuyao。”
“lijun，nijiagongzidouneiyangle，yebuguanguan？”
“you，siyi，ninnamaojinzheishizhunbeixilianba？”
yefanhezheilidemeiyigerendoudazhaohu，shuozhexiebuzhebianjidehua，weiduduilaozhouaidabuli。
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