zaicjiandexiaoshuo《doushishenxiao》zhong，qinchuansuxiangwanshiyigeputongren，dantazhudingyaochengweigaibianshijiedeyingxiong。beixuanzhongbaohuyigegulaodeshenmiyiwu，qinchuansuxiangwantashangleyichangchongmanqihuanhemaoxiandelvcheng。tajiangmianduixieeshilidezhuizhuhezijineixindezhengzha，tongshiyefaxianlezijiyinzangdeliliangheshiming。“suxiangwan，zhiyaoniganzouchuzheigefangmen，sushijituanjiusiluyitiao！”yeweihaowuzhetoushangshoushangdebuweijiaoxiao。……jiangdailingduzhejinruyigechongmanjingxihegandongdeshijie。
meiyishuozheshuozhejiukongzhibuzhu，yankuanghonghongde。
“laoyezi（suxiangwandeyeye）duiertaitai（suxiangwandemama）youkanfa，daxiaojiehenxiaodeshihou，ertaitaijiubeibilikailesujia，daoxianzaiyidianerxiaoxidoumeiyou。”
“daxiaojiemingyishangshisujiadaxiaojie，shijishanghenbushoudaijian，congxiaodaodaguodexiaoxinyiyi。tashangdaxueyijiquguowaiqiuxue，doushitongguozijidenulizhengqulaide。”
“e？zheiyanga！”qinchuanyouyoudao。
jixutingmeiyishuo：bannianqian，sushijituanyinweijingyingbushanyudaolejudadeweiji。
laoyeziyibingbuqideshihoucaifaxian，sujianeibangwankuzidi，yigegechulepaimapidegongfu，pibenshimeiyou，genbenjiunankandaren。
miliuzhijitahaishizuolezhengquedexuanze：rangsuxiangwanchengweisushijituandejichengren。
suxiangwanzuizhongdedaolelaoyezidewunairenke，jieshoudequeshiyigelantanzi。
shuoshihua，jiusushijituanzheixianzhuang，yibanrennengchengyigeyuejiubucuole，tayaoyajianchilebannianduo，yiranmeiyoufangqi。
“guye，nibuzhidaoerlaoye（suxiangwanbaba）youduoguofen：yejiashaoyexihuandaxiaojiexiangquta，danyejialaoyezimixinshengchenbazi，erlaoyeweileyingheyejia，jiuanzhaofengshuidashidezhidian，badaxiaojiedeshengridoujigaile。daxiaojiedeshengrizaidongtian，yingjigaidaoxiatianlaile。”
“daxiaojiedeshengri，jiushiertaitailikaiyejiadeneiyitiana，daxiaojiezenmekenengtongyigaini？ai！ertaitaineitianjidaxiaojieguowanshengri，jiubeiyejiarenganzoule。neitianhaoleng，waimianxiazhehaodadexue！”
秦川怔了一下。
生日？下雪天？
zheixiekeshinengduitachanshengtiaojianfanshedeci。
nianlingxiangfu，erqiehaishigefujianv！
不会这么巧吧？
“haoleguye，nikanwozheizui，nigangshangmenwojiugennishuozheixie。”xiangdaojintianshiqinchuan、suxiangwandaxiderizi，meiyizheicaizhizhulemeidangchangbiaolei。
qinchuanganxiao，tahenxiangjiuzhengyixia：shangmenzheigecikebieluanyong！
“dingdong——！”menlingshengxiangqi。
meiyihaiyiweishisuxiangwanhuilaile，danlingshengjicu，juebuxiangshisuxiangwandesuzhi。
“二老爷来了！”
meiyitouguomaoyankanlekan，ranhouliansedoubianle，jiuhaoxiangduimenwaiderenyouxinliyinyingyiyang，danhaishibuandikailemen。
menbeicubaodituikai，chuangjinlaidezhengshisuzhaomin，buzhitayigeren，haidailejigebaobiao。
wanquanjiushilaizhebushandezhenshi。
“二老爷！”
“滚一边去！”
suzhaominshenshoubameiyituilegelieju，jingzhichaoqinchuanzouleguoqu。
“nijiushisuxiangwanzhaodeneige……？”
suzhaominshenshouzhizheqinchuandebizi，huameishuowanzuijiulielekailai，shouzhiyijingbeiqinchuanzhuazhubaiwan。
“wobuguannishishenmeren，zhiyaoniganshuochuneisangezi，wojiubaiduannideshouzhi。”qinchuanlenglengdidao。
duizheigeweidamudeliannvershengridougaideren，tayemeishenmehaoshuode，jiandanzhijieyidianerhao。
jishitasuanshizijidelaozhangren。
“haohaohao！nifangshou！”suzhaominchitongqiurao。
qinchuansongkaileta，suzhaominwuzheshouzhituilejibu，xinyouyuji。
yenanrenjiushiyenanren，zheimecubao！
“jiushizheigeren，taganmaochongwonvxushanchuangwonverdefangzi，nimenbataganchuqu。”suzhaominzhizheqinchuanduidailaidejirendao。
yuanlaizheijirenbushibaobiao，ershixiaoqudebaoan。
baoanhesuxiangwanhenshu，dandequemeijianguoqinchuan，duisuzhaomindehuayeshenxinbuyi。
“biealiduizhang，zheizhenshiwojiaguye，shisuxiaojiedezhangfu，tamenganglinglezhengde。”meiyimangshangqianjieshidao。
“gun！niyigexiarentianshenmeluan！”suzhaominhechi。
“duiwodejiarenkeqidianer！”qinchuandenglesuzhaominyiyan，duibaoanchushilejiehunzheng。
“你妈的！”
suzhaominkandaoneixianyandehongbenben，xueyadouqidebiaosheng。
zheigexiaobiaozi，haizhengenyenanrenlinglezhengle！
“buhaoyisiqinxiansheng！”baoankanlejiehunzhengquerenwuwu，duiqinchuanbiaoshiqianyi。
“yuefudaren，jiranlaile，zuoxiahebeichaba。”qinchuanyixiaoyiduisuzhaomin。
“sheishiniyuefu，woburenshini。”suzhaominxianzaihuohenda。
qinchuansuijidao：“neihao！baoanpengyou，zheirenwoburenshi，mafannimenshunbianbataqingchuqu。”
baoangangdongshou，suzhaominlijijiaoxiao。
“ganshenme，woshitayuefu，xinbuxinwotousunimen！”
“hehe！xianzairenshiwole？”qinchuanlengxiao。
“nianqingren，womentantan！”suzhaominzhenglezhengyizhuang，daoshibukeqi，zhijiezaishafashangzuolexialai。
“tantan？keyi！”qinchuansuijiyezuoxia，meiyimangjitamendaolecha。
“wobugenniduoshuofeihua，nikaigejiaba！”suzhaominqiaoqileerlangtui，duiqinchuandao，yifucaidaqicudepaitou。
“kaijia？shenmeyisi？”
suzhaomindao：“wotingguole，nijiushigekaidididesiji。wonverjinzhiyuye，bushinizheizhongrennengjiyude！”
“wonverwolejie，tagenbenbushizhendekanshangleni，buguoshiliyongniduyejiadeqiangyaner。shaxiaozishixiangdianer，nayibiqianzouren，dezuilesujiaheyejia，meinidehaoguozichi！”
“nizheishizaihuiluwoma？”
qinchuankuxiaobude：suzhaominzheishizaisuxiangwanneiliwujikeshileba？suoyibamubiaozhuanxiangta，juranduitayonglezheiyizhao。
“shaofeihua，suxiangwanchuduoshaoqianjinide？wofunishuangbei！”
suzhaominqiangzhuangkuoqi，xinliqueshirouteng。
sujiadecaizhengdaquanyoubuzaitashouli，zaishuosushijituanxianzaijijikewei，tabenrenyouhuihuowudu，jiushengdianeryaxiangdidesifangqianle。
kexianzaishi……shebudexiaxuebenyebuxingle。
qinchuanlengxiaoyisheng，muguangquechongchizhezenge。
suzhaominshisuxiangwandeqinshengfuqin，taningyuangezijiyikuairou，yeyaobaqinshengnversongruhukou。
dixianzheizhongdongxi，zaisuzhaominzheizhongrenshenshangshibucunzaide。
zhiqianmeiyihaigaosuguota：suxiangwandemamabeisulaoyeziganzou，suzhaominyeshizuikuihuoshouzhiyi。
suzhaominyinweizhangqidehuatianjiudi，shentihoulaichuledianwenti，zheiyihoujiuzaiyewufashengyule。
ersujialaoyezijiweizhongnanqingnv，meiyouerzidesuzhaominzailaoyezimianqianhentaibuqitou，yushiqiannuwuxiansuxiangwandemama，daozhitabeiganzou。
“yaowochujia？wopanijibuqi！”
“jibuqi？wosujiahaodaiyeshishangbaiyishenjia，jibuqiniyigeposiji？”suzhaominbuxiedilengfeng。
“hao！neiwomenjiusuansuan：guqiesuannimensushijituanzhiyibaiyi，juwosuozhi，wolaoposuxiangwanzhanlebaifenzhijiushidegufen，yejiushijiushiyi，xianzaiwoshitalaogong，zheishiwomendegongyoucaichan，woyongyousishiwuyi。zheiyangba，woyebuyaonichushuangbeijiagele，nijiwowushiyi，womashangzouren！”
“wushiyi？nitemeqiangqianni！”suzhaominliandouqilvle，dangchangbaotiaorulei。
“zenme？jibuqi？neijiumiantanle！”qinchuanlengxiaoshiyimenwai。
“nijiwodengzhe，gangenyejiazuodui，younihaoshoude！”suzhaominyaoyafanglejuhenhua，xingxingchumen。
“manzoubusong！nvxuzhunihexiangwanxiaomaxiangqinxiangai，ersunmantang！”
“嘣——！”
suzhaominxiataijieyijiaocaikong，xianxiezaidao。
“你特么骂谁呢？”
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