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“ai，wozhenshixiangbutong，weishenmeneimeduonvshendouguitianni!niyoushenmelebuqide?”
班纳林忍不住腹诽。
“shia，tameishenmelebuqide。jiushibininianqing，binishuaiqi，binishencaihao，biniyouqian，biniyoucai，biniyoudiwei，biniyoumingqi，biniyoupinwei，biniyougeju……”andongnidandankaikou。
bannalinshunjianlianhei：……
“shayebuxing，shayebushi!”
andongnikanzhebannalin，renbuzhufanlegebaiyan，jiezhexiaozheyingleshangqu：
“hi，qinaidewang，youmeiyouhaodeziyuan，nikanbushangdeneizhong，jiwoyige。zuihaoshifupo，wobuxiangnulile……”
王逸：……
班纳林：……
haodainiyeshidingjianfenxishi，baigongzuoshangbin，jingranzheixintai……
ranerjiuzaizheishi，youyouhaolaiwunvxingshangqiandashan，xiangwangyiyaowu。
tamenpingshidoushiquanqiujuxing，chaojidawan，tuotuodedanghongouxiang!
kejinri，quandouchenglewangyidexiaomimei，zhudongdeyitahutu!
zuoweishenshi，duiyuzheixiehaolaiwuxiaomimei，wangyihaishiburenxinjujuede。
bijingdoushitadefensi，damingxingdangfensi，tuotuodegaoduanju。
meibanfa，putongrenxihuanzhuimingxing，ermingxingzexihuanzhuishenhao!
youqishiwangyizheizhongnianjiqingqingdechenggongrenshi，yanzhibaobiaodechaojidalao!
caishibasui，yijingshiqianyishenhao!
rucinanshen，haishijipinxiaoxianrou，jibianshihaolaiwuyinghou，douzhinengzhudongdaozhui，shenzhiguitian!
而且还未必有机会。
yushiyifanxialai，wangyikoudaizhongdexiaozhitiaoyuelaiyueduo，yagenfenbuqingsheishisheide!
shenshangdexiangshuiwei，yeyuelaiyueza。
“jinwandedateyuelaiyueduo，jiusuanfanpaizidounengleisiwo!”
wangyibainongzheyidabazhitiao，henshiwuyu。
班纳林：……
安东尼：……
“ai!kanwozheiwuchuanfangdemeili，zhenshirangrentouda。”
wangyishenshenditanlekouqi，yilianwunaidebiaoqing：
“yuanlaimeilida，yeshiyizhongyuanzuia!”
班纳林：……
安东尼：……
“xiongdi，nizheiyangrongyiaizoude!”
andongnishizaishikanbuxiaqule，zheijiahuotaidihuazhixiule。
“bucuo，wodeshoudouyangyangle，ailulakeshiwodenvshen!congzuijiaxinrendaochaojiyinghou，womilezuzuwuniandenvshen!jingranchenglenidetiangou……”
bannalinyaoleyaotou，youxienanshou：
“neizhongganjuejiuxiang……jiuxiangzijixihuanleduoniandenvshen，turanbeirenshuile，wozheimeshuo……ninenglijiema?”
“buneng，zheizhongshiqingbuhuifashengzaiwoshenshang。”wangyidandankaikou。
zuoweitiancai+nanshen+dalao+shenhao，sihuzhiyouwangyikanbushangbieren，haicongweibeirenkanbushang……
“suoyinineizhongtiangouxintai，wozhendewufatihui。”
班纳林：……
安东尼：……
henkuai，yanhuijiangjinweisheng，zhongrendouhenshijinxing，quezaidubaofayizhenhongdong。
zhijianyiweishenzheluolitafenggedejipinnvshen，kuankuanerlai。
tayouzhemoguibandeyaoraoshencai，haiyouzhetianshibandejingzhimianrong!
fangfoxiaoxiannvyiban，pianpianerlai。
yanyaqunfang，shunjianchenglezhenggeyanhuidejiaodian。
rangneixiehaolaiwudanghongnvxing，doubujinzicanxinghui!
zhengshixinjinletantianhou，xueli·wensha。
yeshihaolaiwuzuinianqing，zuimeitianhou!
xueli.wenshademei，meidekonglingchuchen，meidewuketiaoti，meidebingqingyujie。
jiulianyinghouailula，douzitanburu。
“tiana，xuelijianzhishizhuiluofanchendetianshi!wojuedingle，jinhouxuelijiushiwodeaidou，nvshen!”
meiyoujiecaodebannalinshunjianpanbian，ouxiangdougaile。
quebuxiang，xuelijingranzhibenwangyierlai!
xuelishenchubaixideyushou，weiweiqianshen，wenwandao：
“qinaidewangxiansheng，wokebukeyiqingnitiaoyizhiwu?”
班纳林：……
zhongduohuaerjiedalao：……
shubuqingdexinsuisheng，qishuashuadixiangqi。
xueli.wenshashiyulequandeqingliu，pingsuduiyixingdoujuzhiqianli，qingchunwubi。
kerujinjingranzhudongyaoqingwangyitiaowu，shizaishirangrenxianmujiduhen。
“zuihouyizhiwu，jini。”
wangyidandankaikou，shenseyoudianfuza。
tahexuelideguanxi，dequebuyiban……
“neishiwoderongxing，qinaide。”
xueliyanranyixiao，dianqijiaojian，qingwenwangyidelianjia。
zheiyimu，rangxianchangzhongrenhairanbuyi，gengshinuhuozhongshao!
“tiana，zheigeaiqiandaodenanren，budanzhuanzoulehuaerjiedecaifu!haibaozoulehaolaiwuzuimeidenvshen!”
“kebushima!xueli.wensha，chudaoliangnianjiuchenglezuimeitianhou，konglingdutedeshengxianxunsuzhengfulegelaimeihehaolaiwu，lianbandianfeiwendoumeiyou!”
“erqiexidoubujiezhichangge!rucibingqingyujiedetianshi，jingranyebeiwangyinaxiale!zhenshimeiyoutianlia!”
“aaa，wodetianshi，haoxiangxuelewangyi!”
“shangba，xiongdi，womenzhichini!womendouxiangxueta!”
“biebie，wojiuzuipaobale，neikeshigushishangdi，jibaigushendenanren!sheiganxueta。”
“bucuo，wangyikebujiandan。zheixienianxiangshataderen，bushao，kedousile。xiangdongtadezuzhi，yebushao，kedoubeimiele!”
“nengchengweigushishangdi，qianyishenhao，ruoshimeiyoudianziben，yagenhuobudaojintian!gengbieshuodaizheqianyicaifu，conghuaerjietuixiu!”
“suoyia，womenzhinengyanzhengzhengdikanzhewangyi，zhuanzouhuaerjiedecaifu，baozouhaolaiwuzuimeidenvshen，quegannubuganyan!”
“扎心了，老铁。”
……
youyadeyinlexiangqi，wangyilanzhexuelideliuyao，yuzhigongwu。
xuelidemuguangquanbuluozaiwangyishenshang，manliandexiaoquexing。
zixikandehua，nengfaxianxuelidemouzidoushixiaoxingxing。
fennendelianjia，gengshifuchuyimohongyun。
kanzhezheiyimu，suoyourendouqingchu，tianhouxueliqingdouchukai，fangxinanxu。
ertaxinyizhiren，zhengshiwangyi!
liangrengongwu，moqi，hexie，haiduoleyifenjingmidexingfu。
rangzhongrendouxianmudeyaoyaqiechi。
zhidaoyiquzhongle，xuelidoumeiyoufangkaiwangyi，fanerqiaopidao：
“gege，youxiemeijinxing，zailaiyizhima。”
王逸：……
“heihei。”xueliyanranyixiao，chongzhepangbiandeleduihuilehuishou。
leduileran，youyadeyinlezaiduxiangqi，youshiyiwu。
“你啊……”
duixuelidegulingjingguai，wangyidouhenshifuqi。
“nihetamentiaoyizhiwu，hexuelidangranyaoliangzhi!bu，sanzhi，sizhi!”
xuelijiaochendao，sihuyouxiechicu。
“yebupaleisiwo。”wangyixiaozheyaotou。
xueliyanranyixiao，coudaowanganyierbian，sumadeshengyinxiangqi：
“gegeleilea?neiyihuixuelidainiquxiuxi，zongtongtaofangdoukaihaole。
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