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zhengzailianzaizhongdedoushishenghuowen《dasaosihou,qizidaizhedagejincheng》,gushizhongdedaibiaorenwuyouxueyun、linruoxue,shiwangluozuozhemeiyoufannaoqinglisuodazaode,wenzhangwushanjianbanbenjianshu:changmenkoudebaoantingshuowoshilimingyudezhangfushi,lianshangluchuchayi:「ligongzhangfubuzhangnizheiyanga,tazhangfubushijiaozhengweixingma?」2.……

精彩章节

1

dasaosihou,laopoxintengdage,zhudongtichuyaojiantiaoliangfang。

tashuodagehaizihaixiao,bunengmeinvrenzhaogu。

yingshiyaodaitajincheng,bawogenyisuierzidiuzaixiangxialaowu。

cihoutameiyuejiashuyifeng,zhengdeqianquequanjiledage。

dajihuangliangnian,dagedaizhelianghaizizaijiashufangli,chizhebaimianmantoudundarou。

woliusuideerziqueyinweichitaiduoguanyintu,huohuoezhechengsi。

wodiaozheyikouqi,zhongyudengdaolaopohuilai。

dezhierzisixun,tazhishizhoumeishuojuzhidaole。

kaikoujiushiyaogenwolihun。

“changliyouzhibiao,yaojiehunzhengcainengfenfang。dagehewozheimeduonian,wobuxiangwairenjiaoshegen。”

“zanliangxianlile,wohaogentalingzheng。nifangxin,dengfengtouguole,zanlianglimafuhun。”

我被活活气死。

zaizhengyan,huidaoerzijijiangchengsideqianyitian。

zheihuiwoshayebuguan,baozheerzijiuwangchengliben。

1.

tuikaijunjundefangmenshi,wodexinjiuchengleyituan。

yueguangxia,erziquansuozaichuangjiao,shouxiaodeshenzixiangpiankuye。

taneizhongzhangdeduziheganbiedesizhixingchengleciyandeduibi,pifulahuangdeheren。

「baba...womeishide,jiushiyoudiankun...」

junjunmianqiangchechuyigexiaorong,xiaoshouhaizaibutingdirouzheduzi。

kanzhetaqiangrentongkudeyangzi,wodeyanleiyixiaziyonglechulai。

shangbeizi,mingwanwodeerzihuohuotongsizaiwohuaili。

erwo,zhinengyanzhengzhengdikanzhetalikai。

zheiyishi,woyidingyaojiuhuota。

wobaoqierzijiuwangcunzhangjiapao,「cunzhangshu!cunzhangshu!」

「qiuqiunidaiwomenqutangweishengyuanba!」

cunzhangbeiwozamendeshengyinjingxing,kandaojunjunneizhongzhangdeduzi,likemingbaileshitaiyanzhong。

taqizhezixingchezaizhewomenwangzhenshanggan,wojinjinbaozheerzi,ganshouzhetaweiruodehuxi。

weishengyuandehushijijunjunxiweishi,wodexindouyaosuile。

kanzhetatuchuyiduihuanghesedenitu,hushilianlianyaotou:

「zheihaizizenmenengchizheimeduoguanyintua!zaiwanlaiyihuierjiuweixianle。」

woguizaidishangdaoxie,yanleizhibuzhudiwangxiadiao。

「xianbiexiele,yiyaofeijiaolema?」hushiwen。

womolemokoudai,kongkongruye。

turanxiangqishoushangdeyinjiezhi,zheishilimingyuweiyijiwomaiguodedongxi。

shangbeiziwoshebudedanglemaichide,jieguoquehaisileerzi。

kewosihou,taquebataronglejidagezhengweixingzuodingqingxianglian。

「cunzhangshu,ninxiankanzhejunjun,woqudangpuyitang。」

三元五毛。

zheijiushiwoheerzidejiumingqian。

jiaowanyiyaofei,woyongshengxiadeqianjijunjunmailelianggesubaozi。

「babachi。」junjunbayaoleyikoudebaozidijiwo。

「bababue,nichi。」

「bababuchi,wobuchi。」

wojieguobaozi,yanleiduokuangerchu。

zheimedongshideerzi,limingyupingshenmebuyao?

xiangdaozheili,woyaoyaxiadingjuexin。

diertianyizao,wojiubeizhexuruodejunjunqushilidegangtiechang。

wochayidifaxian,cunzijulilimingyudechangbuguoyige30gongli。

zheimejindejuli,taqueliunianmeihuilaikanguowomenfuzi。

tadiaorenyaozoushi,wohaizaigangshangletui。

tadaizhezhengweixinghetadeshuangbaotaizoule,zhijiwoliuxiashikuaiqian。

zhengweixingbenjiushihewotongfuyimu,hewobenguanxijiubuhao。

taqueshuodagemeinvrenzhaogubulehaizi。

quebuguanwozheigeshangletuidenanrenduzizenmezhaoguyisuidadehaizi。

weishengyuanlixianchengbuyuan,wobaozheshishikandexintai,yiludatinglimingyugongchangdedizhi。

「nishishuoshijixiechang?neikeshigehaodifang,tingshuogongzigaofulihaihaoni!」

「nizhaolimingyu?wozhidaota,takeshichanglidemofangongren,nianniandoubeipingyou!」

woxinliwuweizachen,yuanlaitaguodezheimehao。

changmenkoudebaoantingshuowoshilimingyudezhangfushi,lianshangluchuchayi:

「ligongzhangfubuzhangnizheiyanga,tazhangfubushijiaozhengweixingma?」

2.

我默默掏出结婚证。

baoandeyanshencongzhenjingbianchengletongqing,lingzhewomenwangjiashulouzou。

「baba,zheilouhaopiaolianga,bicunzhangjiadefangzihaiyaopiaoliang。」

junjunyangzhetou,xiaoshengshuo,「baba,mamashizhuzaineima?」

「babaweishenmebujiewomenlaizhuni?」

是啊,为什么呢?

xiangxiadelaofangzidonglengxiare,sichuloufenglouyu。

kelimingyumingmingyounenglijiewomenquzhudafangzi。

quebawoheerzidiuzaineigeguidifang,renyouwomenzishengzimie。

zoudaosanlou,wojiukanjianlimingyuzhengzaiyangtaishangliangshaiyifu。

neixieyifuwoyiyanjiurenchulaishinanrendetieshenyiwu。

chunmianxinkuande,gongxiaosheyao28kuaiqianyijianni。

tayizhuanshenkanjianwomen,liansedunshibianle:

「nizenmelaile?zheibushinigailaidedifang!」

wozuanjinleshoulidejiehunzheng。weiqudidajiao:

「woweishenmebugailai?wozhaowolaoponandaofanfama?」

「mingyu,zenmehuishia?」

tingdaodongjing,zhengweixingcongwulizoulechulai。

tachuanzheyishenbitingdelieningzhuang,touhaiyongfalazuoleguding。

mingmingbiwodawusui,quekanzhebiwonianqingduole。

woditoukanlekanziji,shenshangdeyifuyijingpolehaojigedong。

zhanmanlenituhehuichen,toufayeluanzaozaode,xianggefengzi。

takanjianwolikezhoumeihechi:「nalilaideqigai,biekaojinwojiamingyu!」tawuzhebizi,sihuwendaoleshenmenanwendeweidao。

「baba,zheilimianhaoxianga。」

junjunxiaoshengshuo,bizichoudongzhe。

wowendaoledunroudexiangwei,xinzhongyizhensuanchu。

yuanlaiwoheerzizaixiangxiashoukushi,

erlimingyudaizhezhengweixinghetadehaizimenzaizheiliguozheshuxinrizi。

loudaoliyijingweilebushaokanrenaoderen。

wobaojinlejunjunguilexialai,yanleiduokuangerchu:

「dage,nixingxinghaoba!bamingyuhaijiwoba!」

「nibunengsilelaopojiuqiangwodelaopoa!」

「wohehaizizaixiangxiakuaiesile,woyigenanrenzhendechengbuxiaqule!」

zheihuayichu,limingyuhezhengweixingdeliansedoubianle。

「shenme?zhengweixingbushiligongdezhangfu?neitapingshenmezhanzhejiashumingejinchang?」

「xiangbudaoligongzheimeshuixingyanghua,danweiliyangyige,jializangyige。」

「zheibushizuofengyouwentima?dexianglingdaofanyingfanying!」

yankanzhemingshengjiuyaohuaile,zhengweixinghuangle:

「hanyang,nibieluanshuo。mingyuhewozhishixiongmeizhiqing。」

limingyuyejile,「nibiehushuobadao!」

「wozhishijuedeweixinggeyigeguanfuburongyi,batahehaizijielaizhaogu!」

wochaofengdixiaoleqilai,「neinimenweishenmezhuzaiyiqi?」

「weishenmebaoandoushuonishilimingyudezhangfu?」

limingyudelianseyuelaiyuenankan,「hanyang,nibietingfengjiushiyu。」

「wohedagezaijialigeshuigewu,wobushineiyangderen!。」

tazhuazhuwodegebo,zaiwoerbiandishengweixie:

「youshenmehuijiazaishuo!wozhengzhunbeijingzhengkezhang,niyaohuilewoma?」

tazhengyaozhuaiwojinwu,turanchongchulaiyigexiaonanhai,yijiaotizaijunjunduzishang:

「chouqigai!buxuqifuwobabamama!」

benjiuxuruodejunjunbeitideyishengcanjiao,

woxintengdibaozheta,nuhuoshunjianbeidianranle。

「nibushishuonimenqingbaima?weishenmedagedeerzijiaonimama?」

「nihaizhidaoyouwozheigezhangfu,youjunjunzheigeerzima?」

「liunianle,niyicidoumeihuilaikanguowomen!」

limingyukanzhewomenfuziliangpolandeyishan,xiaoshoudeyangzi,yanlishanguoyisikuijiu。

「haizixiao,zongshibawodangchengdasao,jiaomama,woyeshimeibanfa。」

「danwomeigeyuedouyoujiqianjinimena,zenmehuiesini!」

「jiqian?wozheiliunianyifenqiandoumeiyoushoudao。」

「wohejunjunzaixiangxiaedezhinengchiguanyintu,yaobushizuotiandaizhejunjunxiwei,tarenchadianjiumeile。」

limingyuchayidikanxiangzhengweixing:「zenmehui?womeigeyuedoujiweixingge,rangtajijinide。」

zhengweixinglianseyibai,xinxudibikaitademuguang,queqiangzhuangzhendingdishuo:

「mingyu,nizheishishenmeyisi?nihuaiyiwo?」

「woxinxinkukuzaizheilizhaogujia,zhaoguni,daotoulai,nijiushizheimekanwode?」

limingyudunshihuangle,shouzuwucuodijieshi:

「weixingge,wobushizheigeyisi,wozhishi......」

「nijiushibuxiangxinwo,nijiushijuedewotanlenideqian,shibushi?」

tashuozhe,yanquanyihong,wuzhelianpaojinfangjian。

zhongrenhaizaikanrenao,limingyuyouxiexiabulaitai:

「nixiangenwojinwushuo,weixinggekendingjijinile,nibiezaizheihunao。」

wohaixiangshuoshenme,junjunqueqingqingzhuailezhuaiwodeyijiao:

「baba,woe...」

limingyukandaoerziaoxiandelianjia,yanzhongshanguoyisixinteng。

「zou,mamadainihuijiachifan。」

3.

worenzhenuqigenzhejinlewu。

zhengweixingdenveryinyinyijianwomenjiudajiao:

「qigaijinlaile!ma,qigaijinlaile!」

yinyinchuanzhefensedexiaoyangqun,xianediwuzhebizidengzhewomen。

limingyuzhoumeihechi:「hushuoshenme,zheishinitangdiheshenshen。」

yinyinyangqixiaba,yilianbuxie:

「wocaimeiyouzheimezangzheimeqiongdeqinqini!」

junjunsuozaiwoshenhou,dizhetoubugankanren。

tadeyifushangquanshibuding,heyinyinxingchengxianmingduibi。

woyiweilimingyuhuijixujiaoxunyinyin,meixiangdaotafanerhuanshangchongnideyuqi:

「haole,biehushuo。woqujiaonibaba,zhunbeikaifan。」

kanzhetacongcongquzhaozhengweixingdebeiying,woxinliyizhenfaleng。

zheigenvren,lianzijideqinshengerzidouburubierendenverzhongyao。

wobuzaidengtamen,zhijielazhejunjunqulecanzhuo。

zhuoshangyihunliangsu,suiranjiandan,danduiwomenlaishuoyishitiantang。

junjundeduzihaixuruo,wojialeyikuaiziqingcaiweita。

kanzheerzilangtunhuyandeyangzi,woxintengdeyaoming。

「baba,zheigehaohaochia!」junjunyanjingliangjingjingde。

茵茵站在一旁嘲笑:

「zhenqiongsuan,lianzheimenanchideqingcaidouchibuqi。」

我攥紧了筷子。

zheiliangniandejihuang,womenlianguanyintudouchi,gengbieshuoxinxiandeshucai。

erzaizheili,qingcaiyijingshizuiputongbuguodedongxi。

「baba,wohaixiangchirou...」

junjunxiaoshengshuozhe,yanbabadikanzhezhuoshangdehongshaorou。

zaitayinxiangzhong,rouzheizhongdongxi,tazhiyouqiannianguonianyouxingjianguocunlidexiaohuobanchiguo。

wogangyaoqujia,yinyinjiubaqiangguopanzidaozaidishang。

「buxuchi!zheishiwobamaijiwode!」

kandaoneipanhongshaoroubeishuaizaidishang,junjunyanlishanguoyisikewang。

tadunxiashenzi,zhandoudexiaoshoujiuyaoqujianneikuaizhanlehuiderou。

wodexinjiuchengyituan,zheihaizieletaijiule。

danhaimeidengtapengdaorou,yinyinjiuchongguolaihenhentuiletayiba。

junjunzhongzhongdishuaizaidishang,tadeshuangbaotaigegexiaohuyepaoguolai,duizhewoerzitulekoutuomo。

「chouqigai!daizhenibagunchuwojia!buxuqiwobaba。」

wolikebajunjunhuzaihuaili,nushizhezheiduimeijiaoyangdehaizi:

「zoukai,nibabameijiaonimenshenmeshilimaoma!」

limingyuhezhengweixingzhenghaozouguolai,zhengweixingtingdaowodehua,yanquanlikehongle。

「hanyang,nidaodiaowoxinxinkukuzuodecaijiusuanle,weishenmehaiyaomawodehaizi。」

tashengyingengyan,「wozhidaonikanwomensangebushunyan,womenzoujiushile。」

「fanzhengwomenyeshirenrenqifude。」

tayibalaguoyinyinhexiaohu,zuoshijiuyaolikai。

limingyujimanglanzhuta:「weixinggenibiezou,zheilijiushinidejia,nizoushenme。」

zhengweixinglengzhelianshuo:「wobupei,nilaogongkanbushunyanwo,wobuganliu,wopawodehaizishouqi。」

lianggehaiziyepeihedikuleqilai:「mama,nibuyaowomenlema?」

「xiaoqigaichiwomendefancai,laoqigaihaimawomen。」

limingyubeitamenzheiyikuernao,dunshinuhuozhongshao。

tazhuanshenduizhewojiushiyijixiangliangdeerguang:

「nijiwogun,niyilaijiali,jialijiuwuyanzhangqide。」

zheiyibazhangdadewoyanmaojinxing,chadianzaidao。

wobenjiuedemeishenmeqili,xianzaigengshitianxuandizhuan。

junjunhehuaile,baozhewokuzheshuo:

「babanizenmele,wobuchiroule,wobuchile,nibieyoushi。」

zhengweixingzaiyipangmozheyanleishuo:

「mingyunibieweinanhanyang,woxinyijue,woxianzaijiuzou,buainimendeyan。」

tashuoshiyaozou,jiaobuquewensibudong。

limingyugengjianaohuo,yibazhuazhuwodegebojiuwangwaituo:

「weixinggenidaizhe,womashangsongzoutamen,zhenshijiaoshigun!」

junjunliangliangqiangqiangdigenzaihoumian,quebeiyinyineyidituileyiba。

tadetouzhongzhongdizhuangzaimenjianshang,fachuyishengcanjiao。

wohuitouyikan,junjunshuaidaozaidi,xianhongdexueshunzhetadeetouliuxialai,ranhongletapojiudeyishang。

neiyike,woganjuezijidexueyedouninggule。

「军军!」

wofenglesidepuguoqu,jiangerzijinjinlouzaihuaili,zhandouzheshouqucashitalianshangdexueji。

limingyuzheishiyelengzhule,dantameiyouguolaichakan,fanershuo:

「tazenmezheimebuxiaoxin,buhuishigeshaziba?」

zheihuaxiangyibadaozi**wodexinli。wobaozheliuxuedeerzi,yanleiduokuangerchu:

「limingyu,nihaishirenma?zheishinideqinshengerzia!」

wonuhuozhongshaodidengzhezhanzaimenkoudeyinyin,henbudechongshangqusilantaneizhangdeyiyangyangdelian。

yinyinbeiwoheleyitiao,duozaitabashenhou,xiaoshengdigu:

「sheirangtashishazi,huogai!」

「你再说一遍!」

womuziyulie,zheigeedudexiaonvhai,jianzhihetabayiyanglingrenzuoou!

「goule!」limingyubunaifandihechiyisheng,

「haizizhijiannaozhewan,nizheimedajingxiaoguaiganshenme!」

闹着玩?

wonanyizhixindikanzheta,fangfodiyicirenshizheigenvren。

wodeerzidouchuleyididexue,tajingranshuoshinaozhewan?

「limingyu,niyanxiama?tahaizheimexiao,liulezheimeduoxue,nijuranjuedeshinaozhewan?」

wonuhoudao,shengyinyinweifennuerzhandou。

limingyubunaifandizhouqimeitou:

「xingle,biechaole!bujiushikepodianpima?yinyinyebushiguyide。」

woyanlipenzhehuo,henbudejiangmianqianzheigenvrenshaochenghuijin。

「shenmebushiguyi!fashengshenmeshile!」

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