linyunfeifeishiyiweiputongren，queyinweiyiwaishijianerbeijuanruleshenmidemaoxianzhilv。zaibeichenbenzundexiaoshuo《doushishenhaolinyun》zhong，linyunfeifeijiangmianlingezhongtiaozhanhekunnan，tongshiyejieshilehuobanhediren。tongguoyongganhecongmingcaizhi，linyunfeifeizhujianjiekaileyigegemituan，bingfaxianlezijineixindeliliang。“data？heng，jinjindatayidun，kejiebulewodeqi！woyaorangxuexiaokaichuta！woyaorangtaqiantujinhui！”zhanghuehenhendeshuodao。……jiangrangduzhechenjinzaichongmanjingxiheqiyudeshijiezhong。
第12章
“pangzi，yiqianzamenzaixuexiaomeishenmediwei，ganqifuwomenderenduodeshi，danshi，congjintiankaishi，sheizaiganqifuzamensihao，nijiuyidaerguazihuguoqu，youshenmemafan，wolaibaiping！”linyunzixindao。
“zhijiehudaerguazi？buguanshishei？linyun，zhende......zhendezheimekuangdema？”pangzidengdayanjing。
“meicuo！jiushizheimekuang！”linyunliezuiyixiao。
“heihei！meiwenti！”pangzixiangxiangdoujidong，yihouzaixuexiaoli，zaiyebupabeirenqifule！
“pangzi，yaoshishilanbojinima？rangniyelaiguoguoyin！”
linyunjiangchetingzailubian，rangpangzilaikai。
“zhendema？taihaole！”
pangzijidongdelianliandiantou，ranhoulianmangdakaichemenhuanweizhi，sheibuxiangkailanbojiniguoguoyin？
daoxuexiaomenkoudeshihou，yijingshiyelishiyidianguole，xuexiaodamenyijingguanbi，cheshijinbuqule，pangzixiachehou，linyunjiuzhijiejiangche，kaidaofujindeyigetingchechangtingxia。
另一边。
一辆出租车内。
pangzidenvyouzhoumeiheguoxiaoxiaozuozaichenei。
“budui！budui！wojuedezheixiaozibukenengshiyouqianren，juwosuozhi，tajialihenqiongde，shujiatahaiqudaguoshujiagong，yaoshitajiazhenyouqian，tahuipaoqudashujiagong？”zhoumeiyuexiangyuebuduijing。
“shia，yibandeyouqianren，sheihuixiangtaneiyang，chuanyishenlianjiafushi，yemeiyidianyouqianrendemoyang，keshijiupingtaneilianglanbojini，budebuxintashiyouqianrena！”guoxiaoxiaoyaotoudao。
“shuobudingneilianglanbojinishitazude，jiushixianggenwomenzhuangeryi！”zhoumeihuangrandawu。
guoxiaoxiaoyitingdaozuche，talimajiunengxiangtongle。
“hundan！ganpianwomenwaner！xiaciyaorangwopengdaota，woyidingyaozhaotasuanzhang！”guoxiaoxiaoqidezhiduojiao。
......
第二天。
qiantianzhanghuzaijiaoshili，beilinyunyonggangbicishanghou，jiuyizhizaiyiyuanzhiliao。
jintian，tazhongyuchuyuanle。
学校门口。
“huge，nikezhongyuhuilaile！”
zhanghudejigegenban，yijingzaixiaomenkouyingjie。
zhanghudeliansequewubiyinchen。
“laozijintianhuixuexiao，diyijianshijiushiyaozhaolinyunbaochou！”zhanghumuguangyinleng。
zhanghuxiangdaozijibeilinyunyonggangbichuoshang，tajiuyiduzihuo，dangshikeshizaijiaoshili，zheirangtaganjuezijidelianmiandoubeidiuguangle。
“huge，ninyaozenmeshoushineixiaozi？zhaorendatayidun？”shouzigenbanhaoqidao。
“data？heng，jinjindatayidun，kejiebulewodeqi！woyaorangxuexiaokaichuta！woyaorangtaqiantujinhui！”zhanghuehenhendeshuodao。
“kaichu？zenmerangtabeikaichuni？”shouzigenbanzhuiwen。
“xuexiaozhengjiaochuzhurenshiwobadepengyou，rangxuexiaokaichutayigeqiongxiaozi，qingeryiju！”zhanghumizheyanjing。
学校政教处。
“lishu。”zhanghuzoubangongshi。
bangongyishangzuozheyigedafubianbiandezhongnianpangzi，tajiushizhanghukouzhongdelishu，yeshixuexiaozhengjiaochuzhuren。
“zhanghuzhier，nijintianzenmeyoukongdaolishuzheierlaia，zheiduanshijianzaixuexiaoguodezenmeyang？”lizhurenmanlianxiaorong。
“lishu，wozheijitianguodehenbuhao。”
zhanghuyibianshuo，yibianjiangyilinglaxialai，baoshangkoudeshabuxianxianerchu。
“zhanghuzhier，zhei......zheishizenmehuishia？”lizhurenyilianjingya。
“zheishibeiwomenbanyixiaoziyonggangbicide，erqieshizaijiaoshilidangzhongxingxiong，lishunikeyaojiwozuozhua，yidingyaojiangzheixiaozikaichudiao！”zhanghuyaoyashuodao。
“shenme？haiyouzheizhongshiqing！zhanghuzhiernifangxin，wobaozhengjinizuozhu，zheirenjiaoshenmemingzi？”lizhurenzhijieyinglexialai。
“tajiaolinyun。”zhanghubaochuxingming。
“zhanghuzhierhuiqudengxiaoxiba，jintianzhinei，wojiutinikaichuzheixiaozi！”lizhurenxinshidandandeshuodao。
“谢谢李叔！”
zhanghuluchuxingfendexiaorong。
......
教室内。
zhanghujinrujiaoshihou，jiuzhijielaidaolinyunmianqian。
“zhanghu，nicaihuidaojiaoshijiulaizhaowo，zenme？haixianyiyuanmeizhugoua！”linyunyibiankanshu，touyebutaideshuodao。
“林云，你！”
zhanghutingdaolinyundehuahou，qideliandoulvle。
zhanghubenlaishizhunbeilaixiurulinyunde，jieguofanbeilinyunlvxianxiuru，erqiehaishidangzhebanlitongxuedemian，zheirangzhanghuganjuelianmianjinshi。
“linyun，nihaiganxiaozhang！woshihuagaosuni，xuexiaozhengjiaochudelizhuren，shiwobadepengyou，lizhurenyijingdayingwole，jintianfangxuezhiqian，jiubanijikaichudiao！”
“zhei！jiushinigenwozuoduidexiachang！”zhanghumianrongzhengning。
“kaichuwome？”linyunxiaolexiao。
zhanghuturanhuafengyizhuan，aorandao：
“linyun，yebieshuowozhanghubujinijihui，ruguonixianzaiguixialaijiwodaoqian，zaijiangwoxiezishangdehuitianganjing，wokeyikaolvburanglizhurenkaichuni！”
linyunxiaolexiao：“woyejiniyigejihui，xianzaijiwodaoqian，bingqieyihouliwoyuandian，wokeyikaolv，burangnilaobadegongsidaodamei。”
“shenme？rangwolaobadegongsidaodamei？jiupingnizheigeqiongxiaozi？nidousidaolintoule，jingranhaiganzaizheilidayanbucan！”zhanghulengxiaodao。
zhanghuyuanyiwei，linyundezhizijiyaobeikaichu，kendinghuihaipa，shenzhixiangtaqiurao，danshilinyuncongrongdandingdefanying，rangtadaweijingyayubujie。
linyunyaoyaotou：“kanlainibingmeiyouzhenxiwojidejihui，nibenkeyidaoqian，dannipianpianxuanzeletongwangdiyudelu。”
linyundezheifanhua，zhanghuziranmeitingdong。
“xiaozi，shinimeizhenxiwojinidejihuicaidui！nijiudengzhebeikaichuba！”
zhanghudiuxiazheijuhuahou，zhijiezhuanshenlikai。
“hao，wodengzhe。”linyunmiandaizixindexiaorong。
zheiyimumu，quandoushourubanlitongxuedeyanzhong，dajiadoufenfenxiaoshengyilunqilai。
“zhanghuzaixuexiaodehoutai，keshizhengjiaochuzhuren，zheiyici，shuobudinglinyunzhendehuibeikaichu！”
“shenmejiaoshuobuding，shiyidinghuibeikaichu！”
“linyungangenzhanghuzuodui，yongqikejia，keshitazhishigeqiongxiaozi，suoyitadeshibaishizhudingde”
......
tongxuemenxinzhongdoumingbai，linyunzheiyicikongpayaobeikaichule。
pangzidaoshibutaidanxin，yinweitazuowanyijingdezhilelinyundezhenshishenfen。
zheishihou，banzhangwangxueturanqishenlaidaolinyunmianqian。
“linyun，nigenwoqubangongshi，wobangnixianglaoshizuozheng，shizhanghuqifunizaixian，laoshikendingbuhuikaichunide！”wangxueyilianrenzhen。
duiyuwangxuedeturandaolai，linyunyouxieshouchongruojing。
zhanghujianzhuang，bianduizhewangxuedashengdao：
“wangxuebanzhang，nihaizhenshitianzhena，nisuanshenmedongxi？niyiweilaoshihuitingnide？niyoubeijingma？bietianzhenle！jiusuanniquqiulaoshi，tajintianyebeikaichudingle！”
“jiushibanzhang，zheishiyigepinbeijingdeshehui！niyoubeijingma？？”zhanghudejigegenbanfenfenfuhe。
“wojiubuxin！”wangxueduoduojiao，qiaolianshangtouzhejifenbugan。
qianjitianlinyunzaijiubabangwangxue，wangxuexinzhongshijizhude，tadangranburenkandaolinyunbeikaichu，taxiangbangyibanglinyun。
“wangxue，nixinyiwoxinlingle，woziyoubanfayingdui，ququzhanghu，woyagenjiumeijiangtafangzaiyanzhong，fangxinba，wojueduibuhuibeikaichude！”linyuntaitoukanxiangwangxue。
“keshi......”
wangxueqiaolianshanghaidaizheyimodanxin，tazhidaozhanghujialiyouqian，beijingqiangda，bushilinyunnengduifude。
“meiyoukeshi，hekuangniyebangbulewo，jiusuanqubangongshi，yehaowuzuoyong。”linyunyaotoudao。
wangxue‘e’leyishengzhihou，bianshiluodezoukai。
另一边。
“huge，tingshuohuadingjituanqingyangfengongsimingtianjuxingjiuhui，hugenidaoshihouyaoquma？”yougenbanxiangzhanghuwendao。
“dangran，wojiahehuadingjituan，keshifeichangzhongyaodehezuohuoban，wodangranhuiqucanjia。”zhanghuaoranshuodao。
“wa，haoxianmua！zheikeshihuadingjituandejiuhuia！”
“womenshenmeshihou，caiyouxingnengjinruzheizhongjibiededifangya。”
genbanmendouxiandexianmubuyi。
buguangzhanghudegenbanmenxianmu，banlidetongxuemen，yedouxiandeshifenxianmu。
yaozhidao，huadingjituankeshixinansanshengheheyoumingdemingxingjituan，qiweimingfeichangzhida，nengcanjiahuadingjituandejiuhui，jueduishiyizhongmodaderongyu。
zhanghujiandaozhongrenduitaxianmubuyi，tadexurongxindahuomanzu。
......
“xiangmouxiefeiwu，zheibeizikongpadoujinbulezheizhongdangcidejiuhui！”zhanghulengxiaodao。
zhanghushuozheijuhuadeshihou，jiangmuguangluoxianglinyun，xianranshizaifengcilinyun。
“zhanghu，huakebunengshuodetaisi，shuobudingmingtianzamenjiuhuizaijiuhuixianchangxiangjiane。”linyunxiaozhedao。
“ni？haha，jiunizheizhongqiongxiaozi，yibeizidoujinbuleneizhongdifang！lingwai，nihaishixiangxiangkan，nimashangjiuyaobeikaichudeshiqingba。”zhanghuluchudeyidexiaorong。
pangzipailepailinyun，xiaoshengwendao：“linyun，nimingtianhuiqucanjiazheichangjiuhuia？”
pangziyijingzhidaolinyundeshenfenle。
“zheichangjiuhui，jiushiwofaqide。”linyunxiaozheduipangzishuodao。
“shenme？”pangzijingleyixia。
jinjiezhe，pangziluchuxingfendexiaorong：“nei......，mingtiannihezhanghu，qibushihuizaijiuhuishangxiangyu？”
“ruguotayaoqucanjiadehua，dangranhuixiangyu。”linyunxiaozhediandiantou。
“youyisi！heihei，neijiutaiyouyisile！wozhenxiangkankan，mingtiantajiandaonideshihou，huishishenmefanying！”pangzijidongdao。
“xiangkanme？neinimingtianyelaijiuhuiba，daoshihouwojienijinqu。”linyunxiaozheshuodao。
“haohaohao！”pangzixiaojizhuomibanlianliandiantou。
pangzixiangqu，yishiyinweitaxiangkanzhanghudaoshihoudefanying，lingyifangmian，sheibuxiangjinruneizhongdangcidejiuhuiqiaoyiqiao？
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