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“dage,zheijianshijiuzheimesuanle?womenchilezheimedadekui,nandaojiuzheimeyanbabazoule?”
zhangweidelianseyinchen,yaoleyaotou,meiyoushuohua,zheigeshijieshang,zongyouyixierenshihennanrede,biruzheigetangzheng,huoxujiushineiyileiren。
congtangzhengzhanxianchulaideqiduheshouwanlaikan,zheishiyigeshouduanxiangdanghenladelaojianghu,bushiyibanren,zhiyuzheigechoudaodihaibaobubao,daoshihouzaishuoba。zhishao,xianzaishibunengzhaorezheigetangzhengde!
tangzhengqingqingpailepaichenjingyudejianbang,dao:“yujie,meishile,tamenzoule。”
chenjingyusonglekouqi,shentiyouxiexuruo,jingranbuyouzizhuyidao,zhenghaobeitangzhengjijiezailehuaili。
tangzhengkantaliansecanbai,gujishibeihedaole,bianyongzhetazoujinlewuliqu,wendao:“xiaonanni?”
chenjingyuqingshengdao:“xiaonanzaishuijue。”
tangzhengdianlediantou,fangxiaxinlai,ruguogangcaideshiqingrangxiaonankandaodehua,kongpahuijitaliuxiayixieyinying。
beitangzhengjiyongzaihuaili,chenjingyuyouyizhongxintiaojiasudeganjue,shentifeidanmeihuanguolilai,fanerhaoxianghaibiandegengruanle。
tangzhengfuzhechenjingyuzaishafashangzuolexialai,shuodao:“tamenmeizenmeniba?”
“mei,tamencaiganggangzhuazhuwo,nijiulaile。”chenjingyuxinyouyujidishuodao,tazhishigexiaonvren,jingbuqizheiyangdezheteng。
kanzhetalvexiancangbaiheqiaocuidezuichun,tangzhenghenxiangwenyiwen,ranhoumozhetadenaodai,gaosuta,rangtabuyaodanxin。buguo,nianjichenjingyuneineixianghaixiudexingge,haiyouzijizuotianweisuodexingweibeitafaxian,zheigeniantouhaishibeitangzhengjieshale。chenjingyuyoubushixiaonvhaizi,bushisanyanliangyujiunengpiandaode,zheiyangdenvrenxuyaomanmanyongwenhuolaijian。
“xiaotang,yuanlainihuigongfua,woyizhidoubuzhidaoni……”chenjingyuqingshengshuozhe。
“haha,yiqianlianguoyidianer。”tangzhengyanshibandixiaodao,buxiangtijicishi。
chenjingyulanxinhuizhi,tingdechutadeyisi,ziranyebuzaiguowenshenme。
tangzhengshuodao:“o!yujienixiuxiyihuier,woxianbangnibahunshuifajihuanle,woxiabandeshihoujinimailegexinde。”
chenjingyudao:“duoshaoqian?wobujini。”
tangzhengbiandao:“meiduoshaoqian,nizheimezhaoguwo,wobangnizuoxieshiqingyeshiyinggaide。”
tangzhengjinyushiliqudaoguzhe,bangchenjingyuhuanhunshuifaqule,erchenjingyuzezuozaiketingli,tingzhelimiandedongjing,buyouyizhenlengshen,xiangqigangcaijuewangzhizhong,tangzhengrutianshenxiafanyibanchuxianzaizijidemianqian,qingeryiju,sanxiawuchuerjiujiangshiqingjiejue,zheirangtayizhenxinshenyaoye。zigumeinvaiyingxiong,tangzhengsuiransuanbushangyingxiong,dangangcaidongshoudeshihou,haizhenyoujifenyingxiongdebaqihehaoqi。
tangzhenghuanhaolehunshuifachulai,xiaonanyijingxingleguolai,kandaotangzhengzhihoujiugaoxingdijiaodao:“baba,nixiabanle!”
tangzhengbuyougangaleyixia,erchenjingyudelianseyebuyouyixiabiandetonghongqilai,liangrendouyinweixiaonanjiaodezheiyishengergangale。
“e,duie,zaimamamianqianbunengjiaonibaba,haidejiaonitangshushu!”xiaonanhendongshidipaoguolai,baozhetangzhengdetui,xiaoxixidishuodao。
tangzhengwanyaojiangtabaoleqilai,chenjingyuzeshihuangmangqishen,shuodao:“woxianquzuofanle,xiaotangliuxialaichifanba,shengdezaihuiquzijikaihuomafan。”
tangzhengdayingleyisheng,jiubaozhexiaonanzaishafashangzuoxia,gentaliaozheyixieshiqing,suiranxiaonanshuodehuazongshihenyouzhi,dantangzhengqueyetingdejinjinyouwei。
zaichenjingyuzheilichiwanlefan,tangzhengbangtaxilewankuai,ranhoubianhuilezijiwu,bijingchenjingyuzuotiancaiqiedaoshou,shanghaimeihaoni。
huidaowulizhihou,tangzhengganjuezijideshentiyouxieyiyang,henbushufu,tabuyoujiangyifuyituo,pazaidishang,fengkuangdizuoqilefuwochenglai。
“gaiside,yaoyinyouyaofazuole!”tangzhengxinzhonganjiao,“zheiyijingshidijiucile!fazuodezhouqiyuelaiyuezhang,duiyuwolaishuo,shiyijianhaoshi,zheidaibiaozhewokuaiyaochedijiediaole。”
tazaimingzhushenghuozhedezheiyinianhenpingjing,danzuijinquejielianyudaoshiqing,jintianshenzhihaidonglesharendeniantou,zheipohuailetapinghedexintai,yeshideyizhicunzaizhedeyaoyinfazuoleqilai。
tangzhengshenshangdejinroudoupengzhangleqilai,yitiaotiaoqingjinfangfoyaobaozhayiban,yikuaikuaiyunchengdejirouchongmanlekepadeliliang,tadeshentizaidishangbuduanqifuzhe,sudujikuai,jiusuanshizaibuduilizhangqixunlianzhedetezhongbing,zuofuwochengdesudukongpayebibuguota。
“gaisi!gaisi!”tangzhengxinlianma,yachiyaodejinbangbangde,shenzhiyinweiyongliguomengeryaopoleyayin,xianxueshunzhezuijiaoliutanglechulai。
zheiyaowuduirendekongzhilishifenkepa,yijingyouhenduorenyinweichengshoubuzhufanyinshihoudetongkuerzishale,dantangzhengjianchilexialai,erqiejianchileyinianduo。
zuowanleyiqianduogefuwochengdetangzhengjinpilijinditangzaidimianshang,hunshendoushihanshui,zaiyaoyinfazuodeshihou,tahennankongzhizijideshenti,shenzhisiweiyehuigenzhekuangzao,xiangyaozuobaolihexieedeshiqing。
tangzhengdongyebuxiangdong,lanyangyangditangzhechuanqi,zuilinannandao:“haizhenshinanshoua!yebuzhidaohaiyaojicicainengchedijiechuzheiyaoyin?”
tashenshangdewenshenshiyitiaojulong,zhangyawuzhua,kanshangquhenbizhen,yinweiqixueguoredeyuanyin,jingranhaifuxianchuleyigeshoutiqinglongyanyuedaodezhengyanguangong,jiaocaijulong,bunuerwei,zheishiguangongzhanlongtu,meiyigexijiedoumiaohuidepoweijingzhi,shiyiweidingjiwenshendashihualezuzuyiyuedeshijiancaiwanchengdezuopin。
tangzhengzheiwenshen,yaoshirangtangjiadelaoyezikandao,gujiliansehuihennankan,shuobudingdetizheguaigunlaidaduantadetui。
tangzhengzaiyanjingkeyishuoshiheheyoumingdewankuzidi,ganguodewufawutiandeshiqingshizaitaiduo,tangjiayebangtacaguoduoci**,yinweitadewanliepixing,tangjiaderendoukaishigulita,zhidaomoutian,tahuranshizongle。
zheiyishizongjiushiwunian,zhidaoqunian,caizaimingzhushichuxian,bingqiezuxialechenjingyudefangzi。
tazheiwunianliqulenali,quganleshenme,chuletazhihou,suoyourendoubudeerzhi。
tangzhenghuifudechabuduole,congdishangpaleqilai,chonglegeliangshuizao,huanshangyishenganjingdeyifu,tingdaowuwaichuanlaidongjing,bianzhidaochenjingyuzheishiyaochuqubaitanle。
他立刻出来帮忙。
xiaonanbangbudaoshenmemang,zhinengbaozhegexiaobandenggenzaihoumian,kanshangqukeaijile。
“niliansezenmezheimenankan?”chenjingyukandaotangzhenglianseyouxiebai,buyouguanxinleyiju。
“youma?”tangzhengxiaolexiao,“kenengshimeixiuxihaoba!”
chenjingyudao:“yaobu,jinwannijiubiepeiwobaitanleba,nizaoshanghaidequshangban,buhaohaoxiuxidehua,huihenmeijingshende。”
“meishi。”tangzhengbingbufangxinchenjingyuyigerenbaitan,bijingcaiganggangdezuilezhangweineigehunhuntoumu,yaoshitamenchenzhetangzhengbuzailaidaoluan,neihouguojiuyanzhongle。
chenjingyuwunaidikanletayiyan,yemeiyouzaiduoshuoshenme,buguo,zuijiaoquebuyouweiweishangyang,wanchuyigehenxinggandehudu。
tanweizhileqilai,jizhangxiaozhuo,peizhexiaodeng,shaokaotanshanghenkuaijiumaoqileqingyan,yigugukaoroudexiangqimimanlekailai。
chenjingyuditourenzhendishaokaoleqilai,tangzhengzebangtazhaohukeren。
xiaonanbaozheyibenertongduwu,guaiqiaodizuozaiqiangjiao,jiuzhemingliangdeludengkanzheshu,yebudaraozijidemuqingongzuo。
“yujie,jintiandeshengyizhenhaoya!”yigeliuzheyitiaowuheidemaweibian,chuanzhehenposudenvhailuguo,genchenjingyudazhaohu。
nvhailianshangmeiyouzherenhezhuang,qingtangguamian,yanjinghenda,bilianghengao,daizheyigupingyijinrendeganjue,danruguozhenyounanrenxianggentazoudetaijin,taneishuangfangfohuishuohuadeyanjingjiuhuilikechuandachuyizhongjurenqianlizhiwaidebingleng。
“tanggeyouzaibangmangni!”nvhaiduizhetangzhengzhalezhayanjing。
tademingzijiaoqinqingwan,shimingzhudaxuededaerxuesheng,gengshibeiyuweimingzhudaxuexiaohuadecunzai,tangzhengjingchangnengkandaotadezhuiqiuzhezaifujinhuangyou。
buguo,qinqingwansihuyouzheshuyuzijidedulisixiang,duineixiehaohuadepaoche、jiaochedouyigaishierbujian,tazongshicaizhezijineishuangxidefabaideyundongxie,gaoaodaobuxieyigudizouguoneiyiliangliangjiazhibaiwandehaoche。
taxiangshiyizhixiaokongqueneiban。
“qingwan,qushangbanma?”chenjingyuwendao,“keyaozhuyixiuxiya,nibaitianhaideshangkeni!”
“wozaijiubatuixiaopijiu,neigongzuobuzenmelei,erqiewomaidehaitinghao!yujienibuyongdanxin。daoshini,meitianaoyebaitan,henshangshentide。”qinqingwanxiaodao,yishuangliangjingjingdemouzizaifaguang,xiyinlehenduonanxingshikedemuguang,renbuzhuyigejingnamuguangwangtadeshenshangsao。
chenjingyuxiaolexiao,dao:“zheiyemeibanfaya!”
“buguo,youtanggebangzheni,wokanyeleibuzhenini!shiba,tangge?”qinqingwanduizhetangzhengdiaopidiyixiao,henduokerenhenbudebazijigentangzhenghuhuan,xixiganshouyixianeitianmeiwennuandexiaoyi。
tangzhenglianpigouhou,xiaohehedidiantou,qinqingwanshitadelinju,jiuzhuzaipangbian,talaizheiliyinian,weirendidiao,erqieleyuzhuren,cengjingbangguoqinqingwanyici,zheirangqinqingwanduitayouxiebucuodehaogan。
chenjingyuliansequeshiyihong,tabenlaijiushigerongyihaixiuderen,beiqinqingwanzheimeyidiaokan,jiuyouxiejuculeqilai。
“xingle,shaodiaokanyujie,ganjinqushangnidebanquba!zhunijintianzhuandaqian!”tangzhenghuilehuishou,weixiaozheshuodao。
qinqingwanduitahechenjingyuyangleyangshou,ranhouzhuanshenlikaile,tajiuzaifujindeyigejiubalituixiaopijiu,yinweirenzhangdepiaoliang,suoyizongshinengnadaoyigebucuodexiaoshoujiage,fendaobushaodeqian。
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