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“我不知道！”
leimingxiayishiyaotoudao：“tameicichuxiandoumengzhelian。”
chenshaoyangmeitouyizhou，zongjuedezheijianshibujiandan。
fengshuishibenjiubuhaohun，jingchangbeirendangchengpianzi，nizaimengzhelian，bubeidasijiubucuole。
“nijiuzheimexiangxinta？！”chenshaoyangwendao。
“hehe！buxinbuxinga！”
leimingcanxiaoyisheng，wunaidao：“wodangchuyezhiyiguota，jieguoyizhouchuleshibacichehuo，meicichehuodoushixianxianghuansheng。”
陈少阳脸色微变。
tanengrangyigerendaomei，danjueduibukenengzuodaozheimejingzhun。
leimingyoujixudao：“houlaitajiwoyimeiyupei，rangwodixuezaishangmian，bingrangwozaixiaoyunershibasuishengrizheitianzhanyouta，wobudannengdedaotaderen，hainengdedao……”
“hainengdedaolongkejituan，hainengyongyoubainianhaoyun，duiba！”chenshaoyangdaduandao。
“ni……nizenmezhidao？！”leimingrutongjianguiyiban。
“hehe！zheinibuyongzhidao。”
chenshaoyanglengxiaoyisheng，dao：“nizhixuyaozhidao，nineiyangzuo，bingbuzhiduoqulongxiaoyundiyici，ershiduoqutayishengdeqi，duoqulongjiasuoyourendeqi。”
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longxiaoyunwenyangengshishangxinyujue：“zheijiushinisuoweideaima？”
“xiaoyun！wobuzhidao！wozhenbuzhidao！”
leimingwenyanyehedeliansecanbai，butingyaotou。
“goule！wobuxiangting！”
longxiaoyunnuhouyisheng，zhuanshenjiupaoshanglelou。
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“陈大师！我……”
leimingyouhuiguotou，zhunbeiduichenshaoyangketou。
“yupeiliuxia，gunba！”
chenshaoyanglenglengdediuxiayiju。
“是是是！”
leimingxianshiyileng，jiezhejimangzhaixiayupeifangzaidishang，rangpengyouchanfuzhetaolibieshu。
“xiaotaiye！leiminghuizenyang？！”
huxiaohuijianleimingbeifangzou，taxiayishiwendao。
“huishoudianzhemo，buhuiyoushengmingweixian。”chenshaoyangpingjingdao。
tacongmeixiangguoyaonongsileiming，jibianyoushouduan，yebukenengzheimezuo。
yinweibieshuwaiquanshijiankong，doukandaoleimingjinlelongjia，ruguozhenchuxianshenmeyiwai，takendinghuibeiqianchejinlai。
zhiyulongjiahuibuhuibangtabianjie，taconglaimeiyouxiangguo。
tazhishilaibanglongjiajiejuefengshuiwenti，kemeiyouyiwubangmangbaochou。
“哦！”
huxiaohuishenselvean，sihuyoudianbumanyi。
bijingleimingchadianhaisiletamenyijia，xinlizenmekenengmeihen，tababudechenshaoyangdangchangbaneijiahuonongsi。
“baxiaoyunjiaochulai！”chenshaoyangfenfudao。
“嗯！”
huxiaohuidianlediantou，jiushangleerlou。
zheishi，chenshaoyangcaidaliangqishouzhongdeyupei，yupeitongtiyouhei，zhongjianyoujisishaxianyoudong，fangfojiuxianghuodeyiyang。
“zheishisanhepaidezanglingfu！？”
fengshuijiefazhanshuqiannian，youhenduogepaixi，xianzaizuizhuliudeshisanhepaihexuankongfeixingpai，yesuanshifengshuijiezuidadeliangpai。
shilikendingwuyongzhiyi，danlinzidalekendingshenmeniaodouyou，yourenliyongfengshuishuzhuanqian，yeyourenliyongfengshuishuhairen。
longjiazheigezangfengju，mingxianbushiweilezhuanqian，kendingbaoyouqitamude。
‘suanle，zheishiwoguanbule！’
chenshaoyangantanyisheng，yaoleyaotou。
tasuiranyoudianshili，danhezheixiedapaixiangbikendingyouchaju。
suishuofengshuijieyouliqizonghexingshizongzhifen，liangzongsulaiyoubushaoenyuan，dantayoubuteshuyuneibian，ziranmeibiyaojiaoruqizhong。
tazhengrucixiangzhe，huxiaohuihelongxiaoyunyijingzouxialelou。
“bazheidongxidaishangjiumeishile！”chenshaoyangbayupeidijilongxiaoyun。
“啊！”
longxiaoyunweiweiyileng，yihuodao：“nandaobuyonghuafu、buzhenma？”
“你以为啊！”
chenshaoyangxiaozhejieshidao：“fengshuibenzhijiushifengheshui，fengzeshishaqi，shaqiwuchubuzai，wanwukeyin，youdedongxiyindaohuigengxiong，youdedongxiyindaohuibianchengdayun。zheiyupeijiushibanishenshangdefengsha，yindaoxiangdayundezuijiajiwu。”
“真的吗？！”
longxiaoyunmanlianxinxi，lijibayupeidaizaibozishang。
“呼！”
yizhennuanfengfumianerlai，taganjuejingqishenmengrantisheng，pibeiganshunjianxiaoshi，wulideqixidunshiruyangchunsanyue。
“好神奇！”
龙小芸惊呼一声。
“这算什么！”
chenshaoyangxiaolexiao，dao：“guluanshabeipo，nihuibianchenghongluanming，yihouhuitaohuabuduan，kedecaliangyanjingxuanrena！”
“nindeyisishishuo，wokeyizhaonanpengyoule？”longxiaoyunmanlianxiuse。
“不错！”
chenshaoyangdianlediantou，xiaodao：“erqieniweilaiwushinianyunqihuihenhao，jihuxinxiangshicheng，sheiruoquniweiqi，xiangbufadadounan！”
“太好了！”
胡小惠满脸激动。
longxiaoyunyexingfendechongjingzheweilai。
buyizhen，longhuijiudalaidianhua，shuolongqianjunzaiyiyuanxingle。
“zheishisuanshiyuanmanjiejue，woxianhuijiudianle。”
chenshaoyangbingmeiranglongxiaoyunsong，ershizijidalegechehuijiudian。
yinweilongjiakendingyouhenduoshiyaojiejue，tayebuxihuanhelongxiaoyundaizaiyiqi，bidingtamenbingbushinannvpengyou。
chenshaoyanghuijiudianhou，xianshixilegezao，zaijiaoyifendacankaolaoziji，bidingleileshiduotian，haiheshashoujiaoguoshou。
ranertazaifangjianchidezhenggaoxingshi，turanyougemoshengrenjiaweixin。
“云游仙人？！”
chenshaoyanghuakaishouji，lianseyoudianguguai。
“zheineilaideqipa，zenmehuiquzheigemingzi！”
tatucaoleyiju，haishitongguoleshenqing，henkuaineibianjiufalailexinxi。
yunyouxianren：“zezeze！xiaotaiye！nizheimingzizhengouqipaa！”
xiaotaiye：“**！niyouzigeshuowo？nipabushixiuxianxiushaleba？haiyunyouxianren！”
yunyouxianren：“yo！fengshuizheixingbujiushixiuxianma？nandaonibushi？！”
xiaotaiye：“ng？nizenmezhidaowoshigansade？”
yunyouxianren：“heihei！wobudanzhidaonishigansade，haizhidaonishihubaxianweiyizhenchuandizi！”
xiaotaiye：“=_=#！nishishei？”
yunyouxianren：“nijuedewohuigaosunima？”
xiaotaiye：“suanle！laozibanilaheile！”
yunyouxianren：“heihei！niruguolaheiwo，nijiuyongyuanbuzhidaozangfengjushisheibuzhide！”
xiaoxiyifachu，danbeiduifangjushoule。
“**！jingranzhenbawolaheile。”
mouchu，yigeshencaiaorandemeinv，padeyisheng，jiubashoujishuaichenghaojikuai。
“**，rangnixiaozhang！”
chenshaoyanglenghengyisheng，zebashoujidiuzaiyipang，suishuotahenxiangzhidaoshishei，danzheimexiaozhangderenjianjuebunengguanzhe。
zhishiganganjinghaimeibanfenzhong，waimianjiuchuanlaiyizhenmengliedezamensheng。
“woca！buhuizheimekuaizhaoshangmenleba！”
chenshaoyangxianshiyijing，zaishixiaoxinyiyidezoudaomenkou，congmaoyankanlechuqu。
ranerrangtayiwaideshi，waimianbingmeiyouren。
“nandaoyourenzoucuomenle？”
tazhengrucixiangzheshi，menyoubeichuailejixia。
“made！laozidaoyaokankannishishei！”
chenshaoyangweiweixiadunjinbengzheshenti，yishoubamenlakai。
“轱辘！”
jiujianyigenvrengunjinlefangjian。
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