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qijunlinweiweidiantou，pojunzhijieyijiaochuaikailedamen。
“liangweizoucuomenleba！”zhaojinzhuanguotoulai，kanleyiyan，ranhoushuodao。
“nishizhaojin。”qijunlindandandao。
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zhaojinliaoxiangdaoliangrenhuoxushilaizhaomafande，dalalabashuangtuiwangzhuomianshangyida，dao：“zhaowoshenmeshi？”
qijunlinmorandao：“nibayigeguniangbidetiaolou，zheihuierxinqingquehaihenhaoma？”
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qijunlinbuyouxiaole，mizheyanjingdao：“yuanlaishizheiyang，neiwojiulaiqingnichifanhaole。”
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yushi，taqingqingtiletidianfanbao，lianseyileng，shuodao：“niweikoujiranzheimehao，neijiuxianbazheigedianfanbaolidefanchiwanhaole。”
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qijunlindandandao：“liangweijiranzheimexihuankanxi，neiwojiuqingliangweizaikanyichang。”
“破军！”
“在！”
“请赵总吃饭。”
“是！”
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“噗！”
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zhaojintongdeshentidoujingluanleqilai，zuilimamalieliedao：“nimengandongwo，womendasenshilaihexujiatanshengyide，xujiabuhuifangguonimende……”
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“呕！”
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“a！！！”zhaojinyishengcanjiao，chadiantongdehunmiguoqu。
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zaichangzhongren，dunshimaogusongran！
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