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guangdiansuodaozhichu，heiwubutingzhengfa。
suizheshijiandetuiyi，neiguqibiandeyuelaiyueda，jinlaoyezidelianseyeyuelaiyuehao，zheirangwoxinliyouleshizudediqi。
zhongyu，neiguqijiangnaohailidexiantiaodouzouleyibian，xuanjihuidaolewodeshenshang。
而且还变大了很多。
“ganggangshisheishuode，zhihaolelaoyezijiuyaotuiweirangxian？”
zhanqishen，wochongjinlingganjidexiaoleyixia。
“heng，neiyedekanniyoumeiyouzheibenshi。”
liuhuizhangyangqixiababeifushuangshou，lianshangdebuxiepashilianxiazidounengkandechulai。
“hehe，xiwangnibuhuihouhui！”
zijibuxingjiuyiweibierenyemeibenshi，zheizhongrenwojueduibudaiguanzhetade。
“ninlaoganjueruhe？kankannengbunengxiadizouzou。”
zhuanguoshen，wofuzhejinlaoyezizuoqishenlai。
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liuhuizhangbianhanbianshenshouyaolaizhuaiwo，dankenengshixiangqizhiqianbeidanfeidejingli，zuizhonghaishixuanzelezaiyuanditiaojiaojiaoma。
“sheigan？liuhuizhang，zheilihaoxiangbushiguifuba？”
jinlaoyezicezuochuangyan，xiaoshoudelianshangjingxianchujifenwushangweiyan。
danhenkuai，zaitademuguangzhuandaowoshenshanghou，yigehexucixiangdexiaorongjiuzhanleshangfeng。
“zhei，zheizenmekeneng？”
chengmujieshedeliuhuizhang，jiandaoyijingzhanqishendelaoyezi，jingshibeihedeyouyicidediezuozaidi。
mianrusihuisesefadou，jiuchameizhijiechouguoqiqu。
ertadailaideneixiezhushou，yeshiyigegedezhibuzhuanhujingtan。
“jinlaoyezidebingyijingshiyaoshiwujiu，xianzaijuranhaole？”
“shiashia，zheijianzhijiushiyixuejiedeqiji。”
“buhuishihuiguangfanzhaoba？wuwu！”
“hushuoshenme？buyaomingleni……”
jinlaoyezidaoshimeijiangyilunshengdanghuishier，zhishifeiyaorangwochanzheyizhibukensongshou。
“haoxiaozi，cangsongzipashidoumeinizheimelihai。yiqiantingtashuoqigongkeyizhibingwohaibuxin，zheihuishizhenzhangjianshi，haoa，hao！”
这是气功？
woliezhezuipeilegexiao，xinliquebushihenyiweiran。
zheiyaoshizhendekejiutaidiulianle，nianjiqingqingzuoshenmeqigongdashia？
buzhidaodehaiyiweiwoshipianzini！
“爷爷！”
jinlingshishidebangwojielewei，wanzhelaoyeziyouliuxialeilai。
“xiuxiu，haiyouwairenzaini！laolin，qingjiweidafuxiaquxiuxianpaifancheng。”
laoyezichongnidetisunnvcadiaoleizhu，chongwuwaizhongqishizudehanleyisang。
henkuai，jiweiyishengjiubeiqinglechuqu，zhiyuliuhuizhang，shiyongtuode。
meibanfa，sheirangtatuiruandezhanbuqilaini！
“zenme，nihaizhenxiangzuoyixuehuizhangbucheng？”
jianwodingzheliuhuizhang，laoyezixixuedekaiqiwanxiao。
“mei，zhishijuedezheirendebupeiweieryi。”
suiranhenxiangdiantou，danzuizhonghaishishuolejuweixindehua。
yixuehuizhangjueduisuanshifeicha，zhennengdangshang，wobuxuyaoduohuihaoyuejituanjiunengfanshen。
kezuorendeyouzizhizhiming，neiguqinengzhihaojinlaoyezi，budaibiaojiunengbaozhibaibing。
woduiyixuezhidaoyiqiaobutong，yaoshinatianchulechachi，kendinghuibeiwanqianwangyourenzhengchengqigongdashi。
diubuqineirena！haishisuanle。
“ng，linglingqugenniershushuoyisheng，zheiliyouxiaosupeizhejiuxing。”
laoyezishuozhezuodaoyizhangtaishiyishang，zhizhichajushiyiwoshaoshuiqishangyihu。
houlaiwocaizhidao，jinlingdeershujuranshiweijunzhongdalao，ertafuqinheguguyedoushizhengshangliangjiedingdingdamingderenwu。
keyishuojinjiaduoduojiao，zhenggedongfangdouhuiweizhizhandou。
wohelaotaiyeliaolehenjiu，zhidaopeizhetachiwanwanfancaiqukefangxiuxi。
danduiyupochandeshiwozhiziweiti。
sheihainengbuyaodianerlian？xieenqiubaodeshizanzhenjiuzuobuchulai。
zhishitangzaichuangshang，naohailigezhongsixujiuxianghaishuibankaishifanyong，rangrentoutongyuliewufarumian。
**cuifanchucangsongziliuxiadedaojing，keyuekanyueshimeileshuiyi。
yushizhihaochumentouqi，fanzhengtianlianghouyemeishenmeshiqingkezuo，youdeshishijianqubukeshui。
zhuanzhezhuanzhe，buzhizenmejiulaidaoleqianyuan，jinhedaizhegoutuizilidongzhenghaocongwaimianhuilai，yaoyaohuanghuangyikanjiushimaoniaoheduoledeyangzi。
buxianggenzheiliangrenzhaomian，ganghaolubianyouyicongmozhuwojiuduolejinqu。
“tayiweizijishishei？a？jurangandabenshao，worangtahouhuizijiweishenmehuozaishishang！”
yuanyuandejiutingjianzheihuozaijiaoxiao，haizaiweibaitianaidadeshiqingfenfenbupingni！
“jiushi，zhangzheyoudianermanlijiuqifuren，lianshaoyenindoubufangzaiyanli，tasuminghaojiushihuoniwaile。”
goutuizilidongziranshilianshengfuhe，erqiehaibuwanghuoshangjiaoyoushishidetianshangchaihe。
“是吗？”
turan，yigeqingcuiruhuanglibandeshengyinchuandaoerli。
是她！
woyigejilingzhijiecuanlechulai，zhenghaohedongzhangxiwangdejinhezhuanggezhengzhe。
“鬼啊！”
jianjiaoshenghou，zheihuojingshiliangyanyifanzhitingtingchaohoudaoqu。
lidongyebeihedebuqing，wawajiaozhejiuchongjinlehuapuzhidaozaiyekanbudaota。
“xiaoyuenizainaer？kuaichulaibawozhidaocuole。shiwobuhaohaidenishangshijiazhong，gengbugaitoukannidesirenwupin，keneizhenbushiguyideniyuanliangwoba！”
sixiawuren，zhiyouludengyijiufanzhedandanbaiguang。
wofenglesidehanjiao，yinlaizhuangyuanlizhengzaizhiyedebushaobaobiao，shenzhidoujingdongleshushuidejinling，kejiushijianbudaorisiyexiangdeneige。
“baixiaoyue，nizhendehaohen。liuxianeimeduodeyiwenjiubucierbie，zhibuzhidaowodengleduojiu？”
“weishenmebukenchulaijianwo？jiuyinweikanlebugaikande？neihao，woxianzaijiuziwashuangyanjinipeizui。”
shuozhewojiuyaokouzijideyanzhu，quebeizhongduobaobiaohejinlingjilanlexialai。
“sudagenifengle？daodishizenmehuishinizaizhaoshei？nimenhaibukuaidianjiwoqusou？”
jinjinbaozhuwodeshuangshou，jinlingyanzhongyichulenanguodeleishui。
zheiyijingshitadisancikule。
woyouxieneijiu，dangengduodequeshixinhuiyileng。
ruguomianqiandeshibaixiaoyuegaiyouduohao，woyidinghuishichuhunshenjieshudoudetahahadaxiao。
“shaoyezaizheier！a！”
youbaobiaofaxianleyunsiguoqudejinhe，kejinjiezhejiuchuanlaileyishengcanjiao。
hudeyixia，wozhengtuojinlingdeqianzhichongleguoqu。
ranhou，wubiguiyideyimujiuchuxianzaileyanqian。
zhijianneigebaobiaomianrongniuqu，bikonglihaibuduandemaozheheiqi，shenziyekaishiguiyidejixieyaobai。
末日？丧尸？
这到底是怎么回事？
haimeidengwoxixiang，baobiaoturanzhenggebengdebizhi，yanligengshimaochuhairendehongguang，shoushangbuzhidaozenmedejiuduochulebaxuesezhangdao。
zheishi，zaihaoyuejituandaloutiantaishangjianguodeneizhong？
shuxieryoumosheng，ganjueshifenmaodun，yiguhanqicongjiaodibanzhichongnaomen。
“啊！小姐快跑！”
“妖怪，鬼啊……”
canjiaoshengbuduan，zhenggejinjiazhuangyuandoubeiheiwulongzhao，jiulianludengsanfachulaideguangmangdoukaishibiandeyichangcanbai。
kanlaizheicizhendeshizaijienantaole。
buzhidaohaiyoumeiyoumingzaijiantayimian。
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