《doushiwujishenyi》zheibuxiaoshuokandehenshushi，youyizhongyuekanyuexiangkandeganjue，sanzhongtianwaibixiazheibuxiaoshuoyouyizhongshenmisecai，haiyouxiaoshuohaiyouhenduoxiaodianlingrenkandebufawei.feichangbucuodeyibuxiaoshuo！zhuyaojiangshudeshi：suoyi，zheiyicibingrenlaideshihou，chutianchengjiusuoxingrangbingrenxianzhuxia，dengdaowanshangtabumangdeshihou，zaigenzheigebingrenhaohaotansuoyixia。……
第6章
yishenglingxia，beihaideyizhongjiazujieshishoulianfengmang，buganchusheng。
tamenruoshiganyouyiyi，neibeitumendezhaojiajiushitamendexiachang！
shanglefeiji，linfengkaozaiyibeishangbimuyangshen，zhangtuiyishen，huranmeitouyizhou，bulengburedikaikou。
“chulaiba......”
huayingangluo，zuoyixialikeyizhendoudong，yigemanmiaoshaonvcongyizixiapalechulai。
linfeng：“......”
“shuoba，sheipainilaide？。”
linfengnieleniefasuandetaiyangxue，manlianwunai：“wobuxiangshani，niganjinjiaodai！”
neishaonvshiluludeyanjingyizhabuzhakanzhelinfeng：“nijiujiuwo，woshi......”
nvrenhuahuameishuowan，jiuyanjingyifanhundaoleguoqu，zaiwuyishi。
linfengmeitouyijin，jiangrencongdishangfuqilai，rengdaotangyishang。
quchulianggenyinzhen，jingzhundiluozaitadetianchihemingshenliangdaodaxueshang，banfenzhonghou，nvrencangbaideliansezhongyuhuanhuanhongrunqilai。
zheishi，linfengcaizhuyidaotangyishangnvrendemeimao，lingluandesuifayijiunanyanjingzhidongrendeliandan，youyaxuebaidetianejinggengshirangtayanqianyiliang，yishenxuebaidechenyijinjinbaoguozhetahuzhiyuchudebaoman！
linfengshenxiyikouqi，nuokaishixian。
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feijihuanhuanluodi，linfengzhengsisuozhezheinvrengairuhechuzhi，shenbianhuranchuanlaiyishengjinghu
“ni......shinijiulewo？”
nvrenwuzhexiongkou，yilianhuyidikanzhelinfeng。
jiantaqingxingguolai，linfengdanmosaoletayiyan，qishenjiuyaolikai。
xiayingeryishihuangleshen，lianmangcongtangyishangfanshenxialai，queyoubushenshuaidaozaidi，shoujiaogongyongdipaqilai，xiaobukuaipaozhuishanglinfeng：“wobuguan，nijiulewo，nijiuyaoduiwofuze。”
taqinyankanjianlinfengshouduanhenduditumiezhaotianxiongmanmen，danzhaojianeixieqinshourenrendeerzhuzhi！
kuangqie，ruguobushilinfengjintianturanchuxian，neimejinwantajiuyaobeizhaotianxiongneigelaosepeizhemozhisi！
xiayingerbaozhulinfengsisibusongshou：“wojiaoxiayinger，ni......nijiranjiulewo，jiubiexiangzaibawoshuaidiaole。”
tayinyuezhijuedao，genzhezheigenanren，tazaiyebuyongyingchouneixieweixianangzangdelaonanren！
xiayingertaitoukanxianglinfengdanmodewuguan，dunshihuxiyizhi：“ni......”
zheigenanren，moyangjingshirucimiren！
daoxuebandelianpang，gaosongdebiliang，wuguanfenmingjianruiwubi，quebeineishuangshenchendexingmouyingchujifendongrendeqixi。
xiayingerrenbuzhuxiaoluluanzhuang，tahunyulequanzheimeduonian，jianduoleneixiekaoptuzhengrongdenanmingxing，queyuanyuanbujiyanqianrendejingyan。
“你叫什么名字？”
xiayingerxiayishifanghuanleshengdiao，youlvlelvtoufa，hanxiudaiqie：“nijiulewo，jiubuxiangwosuoyaoshenmebaochouma？”
biru......yishenxiangxushenmede。
xiayingerxianglaizixinyuzijidemeili，cishiquemeibanfaconglinfengdeyanzhongkanchuyisixindong。
“linfeng......”
linfengjuedezheinvrenhenshimafan，jiangyixiushoulehuilai，zhuanshenjiudasuanlikai：“jiranniyijingwuaile，wohaiyoudashiyaoban！”
“不是！等等！”
xiayingerjiaocaigaogenxie，gendefeijing，sanbubingzuoliangbucaihaoburongyiganshang。
quemeiliaodaolinfengturandunzhujiaobu，xiayingeryixiazipushanglelinfengkuanhoudehoubei。
nanrendutedeweidaozuanrubijian，xiayingeryishijianrenbuzhuhonglelian，
tatanlianzhenanrendewendu，quanranwanglezijishidanghongmingxing，zaozaitamencongfeijishangzouxialaideshihou，shenhoujiugenlewushugouzi。
“xiayingerbushiqucanjiayanhuilema？zenmeshenbianyouyigenanren！”
zishengouzifulefuyanjing，zaijingpianfanguangxia，yanshenluchuyidaojingguang：“xiayingeryushuaiqixiaohuoyidazaocongfeijishangxialai，yizhelingluan，shenqingxiuse，yisifashenglexiebukegaorendeshiqing......”
“jintiandetoubantoutiaoyoule！”
gouzixunsuanxiakuaimen，jiangerrenkaozaiyiqidezhaopianchuanrugongsineibuwangzhan。
“sujie，jintianzhineiwoyaokandaogaozi！”
“zanmengongsijiukaozhexiayingerdezheigefeiwen，jiunengchiyinian！”
qunliaolibuduandanchuxiaoxi，nanrenshouhuixiangji，zuibiangouqiyimoyinxiao。
jingtouwai，linfengjiangyingnuokaishenzi，mianselengdan：“nijiujingxiangzuoshenme？”
xiulianxueyishi，linfenghenshaojiechunvren，zheiyangjiuchanbuxiugengshijishou。
“zheiluzheimekuan，sheishuowoshizaigenzhenila？”
xiayingerkanzhelinfengdeshenyan，fanqiyilianhuachixiao，zuiyingdao：“wogongsijiuzaizheibian，wocaibushigenzhenini！”
linfengmantouheixian，yizhenwuyu：“suini......”
kelinfengqueyilubeigendaolejiudian，zheixiabieshuobanshile，jiulianchumenmaigefandouyaobeisaorao......
gancuijiuyizhidaizaifangjianlibuchumen，yezhengyinruci，linfengsihaobuzhixiao，linjiangchengyitianzhineifeiwenfajiao，xianqijingtiandalang。
yesejiubanei，qibamingyizhehuaguidehaomengongzimianseyinchendijuzaiyiqi。
“xiongdimen！xianvshenbaozhedeneigenanrenjiujingshishei！gaibuhui，xianvshenzhendebeitashuiguoleba！”
“yixiangdaoxiayingerbeitayazaishenxia，wojiuhenbudehuogualeta！！”
“longshao！ninzhuixiayingeryijinghualejiqianwan！zheinvrenbushimashangjiuyaobeininnaxialema！”
“shia！longshao，ninnandaozhendenengrenxiazheikouqi？”
huayingangluo，yizhizuozaishafashangchenmobuyudexizhuangnanrendunshiliansenankandaolejizhi，yishuangsanjiaoyanmanshiyuandudeshense！shuangquanjinwo，yaoyaqiechidihenhenmingling！
“baneigexiaobailianjilaozizhaochulai！laoziyaozaileta！”
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