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“嘟嘟嘟……”
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“喂，小羽。”
“zenmelema，wozhengshangkeni。”
“ee，majinijieshaolegexiangqin，jiubieshangdaxuexiaole，zanjialimeizheitiaojian，majinixunlegeqinshi，nifangjiahuilaikankan。”
“这……”
wangyuyitouheixian，fangcaidejuewu，shunjiandalian。
“ma，wocaishiqia。”
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shiqinggenwangyugujideyiyang。
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“xiaofan，nijiujingreleshenmeren？”
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“啊！”
gefanturancongbingchuangshangzuoqi。
……
yucitongshizhengzaisanbudewangyumengdeyizhan，zijidelingqibeidasanle。
“修真者。”
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“散！”
wangyulianmangdasandantianlidelingqi。
“封！”
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“怎么回事？”
wangyudeyichangyinqilejiebianqundezhuyi，wangyuzhanqilai，pailepaishenshangdechentu，wushiqunrendemuguang。
“ganggangneigulingqi，sihuzhishiluguo，zhengzaibeixiwanghoushan。”
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“就是这里。”
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“这可有些难办。”
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“难搞啊。”
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wangyuzoudaoyigechuanzhetaijifudelaorenmianqianxunwen。
“dayenihao，wenyixiazheigehuzaizheiliyouduoshaonianle？”
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“zheigehuya，youjishinianle，zheigongyuandoujishinianle，hahaha。”
“e，zheiyangya，xiexieninadaye。”
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dayeyouxieleng，zijizhibuguokanwangyudeshenzigu，yeshigelianjiazi，jiuxiangshishi，meixiangdao，chadianshangleziji，shigehaoxiaohuo，shoushoule。
“da…daye，ninzheishiganshenme？”
wangyusongkaizhuazhelaorendeshou，buhaoyisixiaodao。
“haoxiaozi，shigehaomiaozi。”
laorenpailepaiwangyudejianbang，congwangyushenbiancajianerguo，wangyuyouxieleng，xianzaidelaorendouzheimepima？
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