zaidoushiwenzhongshenweilurendewozhongshenglezhong,litieniupeiyaoguangshiyiweifuyoumeilihezhihuiderenwu。xieqiantongguoqiaomiaodexushujianglitieniupeiyaoguangdemaoxiangushizhanxiandelinlijinzhi。litieniupeiyaoguangzailvtuzhongyudaolegezhonggeyangdetiaozhanyukunjing,danlitieniupeiyaoguangshizhongbaochizheleguandetaiduheyongwangzhiqiandejingshen。peiyaoguangdisudediaoqingzhe,youdejiadianconghuadoubaoguole,woyoudianxiangtu,4woturanzhengkaiyanjing,yutasimuxiang……jiangjiduzhedailaiwujindehuanlehegandong。
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woshidoushiwenlidezhangfu,lvmaowonangfeihaimeinengnai,
laopodangwomianhelinjushui,neiwozhuangshuiqintazui,
tongshiqiangwogonglaohaijiaweiquliuyanlei,wotiaoqiyigebidoudamazhuang**,
老板还对我ktv,
wozhijieyigesaotangtui,jilaobanchuaidao:
“wobuxiangting,nijilaozibishangchouzui。”
1
woshidoushiwenlidelurenjia,
shiduinvzhujiaochuguiyanxiaerlongdeshushuizhangfu,
mingzishenzhihensuibiandelitieniu,
wolaopogulishizheigeshijiedenvzhujiao,linjupeiyaoguangzeshinanzhujiao,
zheishiwozhongshenghoucaizhidaodeshi,
woyizhirenweiwolaoposuiranxianqiwodanshihaiaiwo,
burantazheigedameinvweishajiajipingpingwuqidewo,
houlaicaifaxian,tazaojiuhelinjugoudashangle,zhishituwotinghuaheyouqian,
pingshijiwoniunailixiayao,helinjugougoudada,
xianzaidengwoyisi,lingzoulegumajiwoliudeyichan,
hunyinzheimezaoxinyejiusuanle,shiyeyetingsuanle,
wonuligongzuo,aoleyizhouwanchengdewenjian,
jieguolaodongchengguohaibeitongshiqiangzoule,
wojingjingyeye5nianhaishixiaozhiyuan,tazhijieshengzhichenglezongjian。
zhiyinweizheigetongshishilaobanerjiumajiabiaodi,
tiaoxinlewo,ranhouhaizaineiermoyanlei,
tongshimenquanbuzhizewomeifengdu,qikuxintongshi,
laobanzouguolaipaiwojianbanggaosuwo,
“litieniu,tongshizhijianyaotuanjie,zheigexiangmujixiaohesuanle”
woyiguhuocuanshanglai,jihuogongxin,renyesuanle。
wozaiyizhengyan,huidaolequshideqianyizhou,
jiranwoguodebuhao,dajiajiudoubiehao,
wobingchengzhezanghuamachulai,xinjiuganjingdelinian,ganlanshijie。
2.
“litieniu,nizenmejiuzhiyou3000kuai?nigongzini?woyijingdinghaoneige8000debaole。”
“nikuaidianjiwoqian,yaoburanjiuqiangbudaole。”
wokanzhegulishoulinazhewokoudailihuandezhanxindechaopiaochongwodahan,
neixiechaopiaodoushilianhaode,
jintianshiwoshengri,woxiangzheyongzheixiechaopiaojitazuoyigeqiqiu,
shunbianzaijitamaiyigexinyihenjiudebao,
“nizhidaojintianshishenmerizima?guli”
wohaishixiangzaijitayigejihui,
danhaimeidengwoshuowanhuaguliyoujianjiaoqilai,
“litieniu,nigewonangfei,kuaijiwoqian!”
“niwonangwoconglaibuxianqini,baodoushebudejiwomai。”
“nigun,wobuxiangjiandaoni!nigewonangfei,zaozhidaobujiajinile,guozaoxinrizi。”
guliyinweizheicimeiyounadaoqian,jiukaishidashengjianjiao,
shuaishoujiuhenhenchoulewoyigeqingcuideerguang,
woyiguhuoyoucuanshanglaile,danshiwomashangyanlexiaqu,
bujiushifafengma,wolitieniukebinifengduole,
wochongjinyimaojianhenhennaqiwoqipilangpidaizaikongzhonghuiwuzhe,
“yaobaoshiba,daniyishenbao,laibalaiba”
qipilangpidaihuapokongqifachushuashuasheng,
wodashengjianjiao,zaichuangshangbeng,dagun,houkongfan,
fanleilegunleile,jiupazaidishang,kaishisangshipa,padaogulijiaobian,
tahaipadeduozaiqiangjiaoshouwuzhezuiba,
“haimaibumaibaole?wotmkuchazidouchuan3nianlebushedehuanyitiao,ni8000debaotiantianmai。”
wotuchushetoufanzhebaiyanzaidishangrudong,
左蛄蛹,右蛄蛹,
rudongleiletangzaidishangbishangleyanjing。
“jingshenbingbani,litieniu,choushenmeyangdianfeng。”
“zaishuowomaibaozenmele,niyaoshimeiqiansong,yaoshipeiyaoguangsongwodehua,nikebunengshengqi。”
gulikanwobudongyiweiwoyunle,youduiwochuyanxiuru,
wozhijieyigeliyudatingcongdishangdansheqilai,
“peiyaoguangsongnishenme?wokantayaopeiguangle。”
mianduizheguli,shijinglunzhepidai,bapidaiyaochengwudifenghuolun,
dazailepeiyaoguangsongdezhenpishafashang,
“嘭”
bashafadabaopile,zhakaile,
limiandehaimianhedanhuangbenglechulai,
xiangshitouyiyangdazaigulishenshang,tazheixiatengdedaku,duomenertao。
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