sunshizhaotianmingzuoweizhujiaodedoushishenghuoxiaoshuo《doushixiuzhen:kaijujiuxianruxunhuan》,jiangshuyiduanwenxintianmideaiqinggushi,shizuozhe“nanrushidezhangshanren”deyibuwanjieyuanchuangzuopin,,gushineirongjianjie:“ngng,xiexiezhengyisheng。xinkunimenle。”yuanyongyishuodao。“duile,yiweidaozhangjintianwanxieshihouhuilaijianjianni,nizuohaozhunbei。”shuowanzhengbaoxueyixingrentuimen……
“gejige,laihainanlvyoua?”
tuhuangsededabacheshang,yikeqiaokeliseguangliangdaludanchaozhepangbianzuozhedesinansannvshuodao。
“a,dashu,womenzheishibiyelvxing,congshandonglaide。”lidezuijindeneigegezishanshougaoxiaohuoduizhexiaolianhuidadao,ertamenqigerenbeitazheiyidaduan,yuanbenqingsongkaixindefenweilikejiuxiaoshile。
tamenyouxiejinzhang,bijingmianqianzheigeguangtounanrenmanlianhengrouheseguangtou,yikanjiubuhaore。
“ha?nishenmeyanshen?”guangtounannule,liangzhiyanjingdengyuanle,xiaobeiguqitiaotiaojinrou,yibazhangpaizaidatuishang,lianshangdejirouyegenzhebengleqilai,xiandegewaidezhengning。
huaile!shougaoxiaohuojianzhuang,xindao:zheibaobuqishikantashenpangsangenvshengqingchunjingli,xiangzhaochaa。
“wo21niangangbiye,niyanjingdaiyanjingleyebuhaoshia?jiaowodashu,wonidaye!”daludanfenfendao。
quanchangjijing,tingwanzheihuadeshougaoqingnianmingxianyouxielengzhu,yishijingbuzhidaogaishuosha。
ganggangneishougaoxiaohuopangbian,yiweishuzhekeaimawei,chuanzheduanqundeshaonv“puchi”yishengjiuxiaolechulai:“hahaha,duibuqi,dage,dage,tashigedaizi,nibuyonglihuita,hahaha。”
xiaoshengqingcuiruyinling,zaicheshanghuidang。
shougaoqingnianyouxiegangadinaolenaonaodai,chongmanqianyidixiangzhe“ludan”daolegeqian,jiezheyoulaqixiaodezhibuqiyaolaideshaonv,shuodao:“nibiexiaole,wanwan。”
“hainan?zheilishihainan?woweishenmehuizaihainan?”yidaoshengyincongmaweishaonvdeerpangchuanlai。
“liyucheng,nifashenmefeng?zanmen......”huashuodaoyiban,maweishaonvjiukandaomianqiandeneigeguangtounanrenzhengzaijingkongdikanxiangzijishenhou,jiuxiangzijishenhouyouzheshenmedongxiyiban。
tadexiaorongxiaoshile,yanxialeyikoutuomo,naodaihuanhuanxiangzhehoumiankanqu。
yikewugongdenaodai,dingzheliangtiaozhangzhangdechuxujiuchuxianzaitademianqian,yitiaochuxuqingqingdifuguoletademianjia,ta“a”diyishengtiaoleqilai,jiezheshoubeichuyigudalichuanlai,“peng”diyisheng,zhuangzaileyigejieshidehuaibaozhong,tataitouyikan,shiganggangneigeqingnian,xinlidejinghuanghuanlejifen,jiezheyouzhuantoukanxiangzijideweizhi。
zhijianyigeyishanpolan,fubuhebojingchupolegedadongderenbuzhidaocongnalimaolechulai,tadenaodaiwanzhe,liangzhimengzhebaiyideshuangyanzhengzaimangrandikanxiangzheibian,ganggangkandaodeneizhiwugongnaodaijingranshicongneirendebojingchudepodonglishenchulaide,yizhizhangdewugongtuizhengyoujielvdizaineilibaidong。
“a!”cierdijianjiaoshengchuanlai,sijipieleyanhoushijingyebeiheleyitiao,jinjiezhecierdechacheshengxiangqi,maweishaonvgenzheneigeshougaonanshengyixiazijiushuaidaozailedishang,jiuzaierrenzhengzhazhexiangyaopaqilaishi,neigeguangtounanmengdiyishengdahan:“kuaipaoa!youguaiwu!”
yizhidajiaocaizailetadeduzishang,jiezhedierzhi,disanzhi,disizhi,haozaishougaodenanshengjishifanshenbatayazaileshenxia,caimeiyoujiaojixutazaitadeshenshang。
“tianming,tianming,nizenmeyang。”ganshoudaoshenshangchuanlaideyali,tingdaonanrendemenhengsheng,tabuyoudeweitadanxin,danshixianzaihaibushidanxindeshihou,tatouguozhaotianmingdeyexiatouguoyueguoderenmen,kandaotianhuabanshangzhengpazheneigeshentineiyouzheyitiaodawugongdeguaiwu,takandaoletabaimangmangdeshuangyan,zhengzaikanzheziji。
“wozainali?”neirenwendao。
pengdiyisheng,dabachezhongyangdedibanliekai,yigetongyangbeijudawugongjiuchandenanrenshenchukushoucangbaideshouzhang,palechulai。
tadeshenshangyishantongyangdepolan,shenchudewugongnaodaishang,yishuangjudaaozhizhengzaibutingdikaihe,tazhengzaikanxiangtianhuabanshangdeneigenanren,ertayezhuanyileshixian,kanxiangleganggangzuanchulaideneigeguaiwu,erzhezhijiandeqifenshunjianweimiaoleqilai。
zhengzaishuangfangjianbanuzhangdeshike,zhaotianmingbaoqishenxiadenvhaijiucongzaojiubeidapodechechuangfanlechuqu,ganggangfanchuqudeshunjian,kongbudisimingshengzaishenhouxiangqi,jiezheshichexiangzaibuduandizhendongyaohuangbingqiechuanchulejintiejiaojideshengyin,zhengliangshijimizhangdedabachejiuzheiyangyidiandiandiniuqubianxing,yigengenzhangzuzhapojinshuchexiang,liuxialeshubuqingdedongkou,henkuai,zhengliangdabachebianchengleyigejiweiniuqudexingzhuang,jiuxiangshiyigebeicaibiandesuliaoshuipingyiban,jiezhe,zaicierdejinshumocashengli,liangzhiguaiwuzaidabacheshangdakaileyigehuokou,chonglechulai。
shaonianbaozhenvhaifenlidixiangzhemalujintoupaoqu,jingkongbumanletadeshuangyan,keshitameiyoudaoxiaqu。jiuzailiangrenganggangpaochuyixiaoduanjulideshihou,neigeshaonvjiukandaoyizhiguaiwutizhelingyizhicongliekaidechexiangtiaolechulai,tashenshangneizhiwugongjihuwanquanxianluzailewaimian,zhenggewugongqutikuaisudizaitadeshentizhouweiyaobaishuaidong,jiezhiyigengenzhazaineicangbaidepifuzhishang。
jiuzaitamenyuechuchexiang,xiangzheyuanchuweiguandezhongrenchongquzhishi,yiketaiyangzaitadejiaoxiadianliang,cuicandeguanghuizhuanshunjiantunmeileyiqie。
“si~ai,”sunshizhengkaiyanjing,ganggangdemengjingshineiyangdemeihao,zijikehaojiumeizuoguozheizhongmeimengle,ai,kexile,beineiqunxueshengjichaoxingle。takanxiangyipangzhengzaijijizhazhataolunzhedeyixingren,wunaidimolemozijineikeguangliuliudinaodai。
“gejige,lailvyoua?”tawendao,xiangtixingtamenyixiabaochianjing。
“a,dashu,womenzheishibiyelvxing,congshandonglaide。”guodaopangneigegezishandaiheibianyanjingdeshougaogenanshengkaikoushuodao,gentaliaotiandeneijigerenyebushuohuale,sihushiduitayouxiejiebei。
“ha?dashu?wo21niangangdaxuebiye!nijiaowodashu?nidaizheyanjingyekanbuqingchurenma?”sunshinule,pingshibeixiaopihaijiaoshushuyejiubale,jintianbeizheiqundaxueshengjiaodalebeifen,tashizaishiqibuguo。
“puchi”shougaogenanshengpangbianzhazhemaweidekeaishaonvxiaolechulai,yibianpaizheneigeshougaogedenanshengdatui,yibianzaitawunaidizhushixiaxiaodao:“hahaha,dage,dage,duibuqi,tashigedaizi,nibuyonglita。”
sunshitinglezheihua,momingjuedeyouxieershu,danshiquexiangbuqilaizijizainalitingguozheixiehua。jiranduifangyijingjitadaoqianle,yebuhaoshuoxieshenme,hengleyisheng,ceguoshenlai,batoukaozaibaoshang,jiuyaojixumihuyihui。
keshineigemaweinvhaiquegenneigegaoshouqingnianhuanleweizhi,sihubuxiangfangguota,jiantandigensunshiliaoleqilai。
“dage,nishinagedaxuede?”
“wohainannongdade,qianniangangbiye。”
“ai,woyeshinongdade。buguowoshiqingnong,qingdaonongyedaxue。”
shougaoqingnianxiangyaoshuoshenme,quemeiyouchashangzui,zhihaozaineilikanzhe。
sunshikanxiangqingnian:“ninanpengyou?”
“a,bushi,jiushidaxuehaoyou,yikuaichulaiwanwande。”shaonvdenaodaiweiweidiledi。
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