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chenqiucicihuilai，shixiangkankanyoumeiyouzhongshengrendaihuigenghaodebaobei，tishengxiulian，shunbian，tayexiangkankan，chongwuxueyuanzuijinheyihoudoushizenmedasuande。

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“xingzihaitingganglie。”meibanfa，chenqiuyebunengqiangrensuonan。

入夜，华灯初上。

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“touzi，jiukannidele，nengbunengtigaowodexiuwei，nikedejingshenzhedian。”xinlimomonianzhe，chenqiulaidaojiuloudating，zhaoyigezuoweizuoxia。

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nvfuwuyuanpiaoranerzhi，“xiansheng，qingwenlaidianshenme？”

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“xiansheng，womenzheilizuiyoumingdejiushiaozhouduixia，jingdiandezuofayouliangzhong，yizhongshiyixialiuchi，lingwaiyizhongshicishen，qingwen......”

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zheishi，piaoliangdenvfuwuyuanbacaiduanshanglai，nvrenlijiluchukuazhangdexiaorong，“shuaige，hedianshenmejiu？”

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heleyihui，chenqiubahuatizhuandaoshijiemorishanglai，“niganggangshuoshijiemori，zenmehuishi？”jiezhedaojiu，yifuhenganxingqudeyangzi。

nvlangxialeyikouhongjiu，manyouyoushuo：“tingshuoshicaikuanggaode，dixiadechulehenduoguaiwu，wojingliguohaojicile，zhende，taiherenle。”

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“ta.......”

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ruanmingersasaerqu，chenqiuyukuwulei。

“你女朋友？”

“duiduidui，wonvpengyou。”chenqiuchenjitaocuan。

diertianzaoshang，limingqiandeliangsangexiaoshi，chenqiuqiaoqiaomojinnanshan，faxianleyigeqianbiaodejudadedikeng，tazhidao，yaoshouruguochuxian，kendingshicongcierlaile，suoyi，tajiuzuozaizheijingjingdideng，daoyaokankan，daodishishenmeguaiwu。

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黑血巨蝠！

zheishisicengdikudeyaoshoua！chenqiujingtan。

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