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轰隆……”
qiyuedeyuji，jiangchengdeyekongxiangqiyidaojinglei。
kuangfengjuanxizhebaoyu，xiangwushutiaobianzihenhendechouzaibolichuanghushang。
“jiangfeng，shenmegoupizhongyi，nidieshifeiwu，niyeshifeiwu，ganjinzouba，wosihoubuqi。”
jiangchenglaochengqulideyigexiaoxiang，yiweititaifengyudejuanfafunvchazheyao，wuqingdeshuluozheyigeershichutoudenianqingren。
jiangfengqiangrenzhenuqi，zuanjinquantou：“xiaogu，nikeyishuowo，danbuyaoshuowofuqin！”
jiangfengmuqinzaishengtadeshihou，nanchansile，tababahanxinrukujiangtalacheda。
wunianqian，fuqinqizhechezaiwaimianshoupolan，beiyiliangjiaochezhuangsi，zhijindoumeiyouzhaodaozhaoshisiji。
siqian，fuqinbajiangfengtuofujileyanqiandenvren，fuqindeqinmeimei，jiangfengdexiaogu。
“shuotazenmele？sihouyifenqianbuliu，haibanigewonangfeidiujiwo，meiyongdedongxi，gun！”
benxiangfankangzheiedudeponiang，kejiangfengkanzhechuangwaidebaoyu，xinlidenuhuoshunjianjiubeipumiele。
“xiaogu，nijiuzaikuanrongwojitianba，womingtianjiuchuquzhaogongzuo……”
xiaogumeiyujianluchuyisilengmo，diudiaoshoulihaishengyibandexiangyan。
“laoniangdoukuanrongnibannianle，woyoubushinima，zouzouzou……”
xiaoguliantuidairangdebajiangfengtuichulemen。
“xiaogu，zheiwaimianxiazheyuni……xiaogu！”
“砰！”
menzhongzhongdiguanshang，yizhenlinliedehanfenghuxiaoerlai，rangjiangfengdexinyougengjiadebingleng。
jiangfengwangzhemenwaizheirudouzidaxiaobandeyudifengkuangjidazhelumian，yanleyankoushui。
“咔擦……”
jiangfengtaijiaotaruyumu，yidaoshandianzhaolianglezhenggeyekong。
yudizaiqingkejian，dashilejiangfengdeyifu。
jiangfengshenkaihuaibao，xiangshouzhezheifendazirandezengyu。
无奈的摇头苦笑。
jiangfengdeshentishibingliangde，tadexinyeshibingliangde，danzuibingliangdehaishitaderensheng。
cishi，jiangfengdexintaifandaopingjingxialai，taderenshengyijingshiyitansishui，nanbuchengzheiyuyedejinglei，hainengrangtazaihuoguolaibucheng？
xiaogushuodemeicuo，xueshenmebuhao，yaoxuegezhongyini？daoxianzailiangongzuodoumeiyou，lunluojietou。
gengkebeideshi，jiangfengdenvpengyouxuluzaisantianqianbucierbie，zhiliuxiayizhangzhitiao“haoziweizhi！”
jintianjiangfengcaidedaoxiaoxi，xuluyijingzhaodaolexinnanyou，haishigefuerdai。
guoran，danchundeaiqinghaishidibuguoshenghuodemianbao。
jiangfengangzhetou，renpingyushuixishuazhezijidelianjia。
“hechushijia？hechushiguichu！”
turanjiangfengzuijiaoluchuyimoxiexiao。
“罢了罢了……”
jiangfengzoujinyipangqiheidelangdao，jiangzijide“qianlima”qinglechulai。
zheishijiangfengchuleshoujizuiguizhongdedongxile，suirantazhishiyiliangmanshenxiuji，chachedouyaokaoxiedimocalidezixingche。
kemeiyouleta，jiangfengzaizheiruodadechengshilizhaogongzuojiuzhinengkaozoule。
“**，手机！”
jiangfengjimangcongdoulitaochutayibaikuaimaidelaorenji，shuaileshuaishui。
“laotian，nishixianwohaibucanma？”jiangfengbuyoudetanlekouqi。
jiangfengqishangzijide“qianlima”zuoguyoupan，jintianwanshangdezhaogeluojiaodeweizhicaixing。
“滴滴滴……”
yiliangheisedemaikailuncongjiangfengshenpangfeiguo，jianlejiangfengyishennishui，buguojiangfengyijingbuzaiyile。
“woyaoshinengkaishangzheiyangdeche，neijiannvren……”
jiangfengdemuguangsuizhehaochezaiheiyelibuduandeyidong。
“砰！”
fangfoyidaojingleidepengzhuangshengxiangchezhenggejiedao，yiliangfeichidewuxinghongguangzhizhizhuangshanglemaikailun。
benyiweizheishiyicibaoyuyewandechehuo，quemeixiangdaojiexialaideyimurangjiangfengzashe。
zhijianwuxinghongguanglizouchuyiweiheiyinanzi，tashenchuanheisefangshuifu，toudingyashemao，congyaojiantaochuyibashouqiang。
“打劫！”
nanzijuzheqiangtouguochuanghuzhizhejiashishideweizhishiyijiashiyuanxiache。
“biekaiqiang，wojiniqian！”
congjiashicangmaichuyitiaodazhangtui，zouchuyiweiqizhijijiademeinv。
meinvchuanzheyishenbaiselianyiqun，nianlingbuguoershichutou，yitouxiufapijian，gaoguiyouyadeqizhi，rangrenkeyuanguanbukexiewan。
kedayuhenkuaishitoulemeinvdeyiqun，gengchentuochutaaorendeshenzi。
“ganjinbaqiannachulai，laozizhijiecai，bujiese！”
kanlaizheiqiangjiedehaishigeyuanzezhiren，zheiyangderenjianjipinjingbudongxin？
“nizhidaowoshisheima？niganqiangwo？wokeshijiangchengdiyijiazuzhaojiadaxiaojie，zhaoqingman，shixiangdejiuganjinzou，yaoburanwofuqinbuhuifangguonide。”
zhaoqingmanshensejinghuang，shuangtuibuzhishilengdefadouhaishihede。
“he，yuanlaishigedaxiaojiea，benlaiwoshibujiesede，nipianyaozheiyangshuo，wojintianjiuyaonanikaikaihun，hahaha……”
nanziyilianhuaixiao，zixidedaliangzhezhaoqingman，manmandebijin。
jiangfengyaoleyaoya，fanzhengshenghuojiuzheiyangle，beidaitutongsihaodaihailiuxiage“yingxiongjiumei”demeiming。
jiangfengbachewangpangbianyireng，conglubianshunshoushiqiyigengangguan，shenbuzhiguibujuedewangnanzishenhoumoleguoqu。
zhaoqingmanbennengdewanghoukao，zhidaotiezailecheshenshang，jinghuangshicuo。
turantakandaolezhengmanmankaojindejiangfeng，shenqingyizhen，jiangfengjimangshilegeyanse。
bijingnanzishoulihainazheqiangni，zheixiekuangtukeshibuyaomingdejiahuo。
“轰隆！”
yidaojingleihedaolesanren。
jiangfengkanzhunshiji，juqigangguanwangnanzidehounaozaqu。
meixiangdaonanziqiaqiaobeizhendongduoguolezheiyiji，gangguanzazaileshouwanshang。
“a！wangbadan，nizhaosi！”
nanziqijibaihuai，sihaobuguanbeidashangdeshouwan，jimangxiangshiqibeidadiaozaidideshouqiang。
jiangfengjianshibumiao，zhengzhunbeijixujinanziyimengun。
“咔擦……”
yidaotianleizhengzhongjiangfengshoulidegangguan，yutianjilianchengyixian。
turanjiangfengganjueyiguqiliushunzhegangguan，zaishunzhezijideshoubeiyixiazicuandaolenaohaili。
bansuizhezhentong，jiangfengyiweizijiyaojietuole。
kezheiguqiliuyishunjianyoubianquanshendeqijingbamai，jiangfengjingganjueshifenshushuang，hunshenyoujinger。
难道是飞升了？
“啊！”
zhaoqingmanbeihedebuqing，kanzhemanshenmaoqidejiangfeng，tayiweiyijingbeikaojiaole。
yipangdenanzisuiyouxiebukezhixin，quexingzailehuodexiaodao：“hahaha，wangbadan，xiangyingxiongjiumei？laotiandoukanbuguanni。”
jinghezhihoudezhaoqingmanturanxiangqi，mianqianzheirenkeshiyinweixiangyaojiuzijicaihuibianchengzheiyang。
qiangrenzhexinzhongdehaipa，zhaoqingmanhuanhuanshangqianchakanqijiangfengdezhuangkuang。
gangbashoushendaobikongchu，yigureqipenlechulai。
“hu～zhenshitaishufule！”
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