《doushiyiwukuanglong》feichangfeichanghaokan，meiyigeqingjiezhongfu，buluosuo，zhuxianhenqiang，shenxiaoqinaoxuerenwusuzaodehenhao。zhuyaojiangshudeshi：zheishi，bangongshidementuranbeituikai，yigecaizhegaogenxiederenzoujinlai。talijiniutoukanqu。zheiyikan，budele。“……
zhengyaoshangloudeqinaoxueyiting，meitouyizhou：“nishuoshenme？”
“wokannitongjing，hennanshou，wohuiyitaozhenjiujiaanmodefangfa，keyidadahuanjiegonghandailaidetongjing，baozhunniyihoujiubuhuizaitongjingle。”
qinaoxueyiting，xianshiyijing。
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zheiyidian，tazhiqianzhaoyishengkanguo，yequeshiruci。
buguo，tayigedananrenzenmehuiduifukebingzheimeyouyanjiu。
xiangdaozheili，qinaoxueyizhenehan。
zheihundannanbuchengshizhuanmenyanjiunvrende？
“buyongniguan，sibiantai！”
qinaoxueyanedemaleyiju，renzhefutongxiangloushangzouqu。
变态？
我擦！
沈萧直接无语了。
好心当作驴肝肺啊。
buguo，kanqinaoxuemiandaitongchumeitoujinsuodemoyang，kendingfeichangnanshou。
yitaliangxianzaizheimejinzhangdeguanxi，qinaoxuetiedingbuhuirangtazhenjiuanmo。
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jiranburangzhenjiuanmo，neijiuchiyaoba。
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yibianwangwaizouyibiannazheshoujichaxinxi。
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mingzhuyuanmenkou，zhangguanghejigebaoanzhanzaiyiqixianliao，huatiziranhaishijishifenzhongqianshenxiaochuangguandeshi。
zhengshuozhe，yigebaoanturanzhizheyuanchuxiaoshengshuo：“duizhang，neijiahuoyoulaile。”
zhangguanglianmangtaitoukanqu，guoran，shenxiaonazheshoujidizhetouwangzheibianzou。
“kanzheihuoyouxiandeyangzi，buhuibaqinzongzenmezheleba”yigebaoandanxindeshuo。
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“nanshuo，tajiushigefengzi。”
zhangguangdengrenganjinwangbaoanshizou。
“喂，站住！”
他们当即站下。
张光眉头紧皱。
haimeiwanleshibushi？zhiqianyijingdashanglejigebaoan，xianzaidousongyiyuanle，zenmezhe？nandaohaiyaodarenma？
taniutoukanxiangzouguolaideshenxiao。
“zhangduizhangduiba”shenxiaoxiaohehedezouguolai，jiuxiangshishenmeshidoumeifashengyiyang。
zhangguangsuiranxinyoubukuai，danmianshangyebuganbiaolu，bijingrenjiatainengdale。
“有事吗？”
“youdianshi”shenxiaoxiaodao：“nizhibuzhidaomingjiangyoushenmehaodezhongyaopu，huozhezhongyi。”
zhangguangyiting，ananfangxin，kanyangzibushilaizhaoshide。
“mingjiangzhongyaopuqueshiyouhaojijia，biruhuichuntang、xinglintang、baofengtang，yaoshuozuiyoumingdehaideshibaofengtang，bijing，baofengtangkeshidaxiaguozhumingshenyitangmingyuandeyaopu。”
唐明远！
shenxiaolijixiangqilaishangwuzaichuanshangshiyudaodeneigelaotou。
yinxiangzuishendehaishilaotoudesunnv，jiaoshenmedie。
bijing，laotounayouxiaogunianghaokanni。
shenxiaodaoleshengxiehoubiancongconglikaimingzhuyuan。
“zheijiahuojingranhaihuishuoxiexie。”
“yaowoshuo，zheihuojiushigeshenjingbing，made，dashanglezanmenneimeduoxiongdi。”
“duizhang，zheishizanmenkebunengsuanwanya，neimeduoxiongdiduangeboduantuini。”
zhangguangmeishuohua，zhishikanzhekuaibulikaideshenxiao。
takandechulai，zheigeshenxiaojuefeiyibanren，erqiezhiqiancongqinaoxuedeshenqingshanglaikan，bingfeizhendeburenshishenxiao。
“tongzhisuoyouxiongdi，zheigerenbukezhaore。”
jigebaoanmianmianxiangqu，yedoukanxiangyuanqudeshenxiao。
zaishuoshenxiaozouchumingzhuyuanhoulanleliangcheduisijishuochu‘baofengtang’sangezi。
suiranshenxiaoduineigetangshenyihenbuxie，kejiranbeibierenrenweishishenyi，xianglaitadeyaopuguimoyinggaishizuidade，zhongyaopinleikendingyeshizuiquande。
dayueshijifenzhonghou，chuzuchetingzaibaofengtangqian，shenxiaofuleqiangangxiangxiachejiutingdaohoumianchuanlaiqichemingdisheng。
“engepiya，zhentememeisuzhi”chuzuchesijiniutoumaleyiju。
buguo，dangtakandaohoumianyouhaojiliangheisejiaocheshi，dunshiheleyitiao，ganmangcuicushenxiao：“xiongdi，niganjinxiache，zanbiedangjia。”
shenxiaoduichuzuchesijiqianhoutaiduzhuanbiangandaohaoqi。
touguohoushijing，tafaxianhoumianjiaocheshangxialaibushaoren，yigegexizhuanggelv，erqieneixiechejihuquanshibinli，zuizhongjiandeyilianghaishilaosilaisihuanying。
yenanguaichuzuchesijibuganzhaore，
shenxiaomantiaosilidexialeche，chuzuchesijisoudeyixiafeichierqu。
takuxiaoliangsheng，bianyaowangbaofengtangzou，zheishi，jigexizhuangnanzouguolai，zhijiejiangtahejigezhunbeizoujinbaofengtangderendangzaiyipang。
shenxiaoyouxiebushuang，kanxiangxizhuangnan：“niganshenme？”
xizhuangnandengletayiyan，bingweihuiying。
shenxiaolele，zheimeniubima？talimajiuyaoshangqian。
zheishi，yigelaodayelanzhuta，shuo：“xiaohuozi，biechongdong，zheikeshizhengjiaren，kerebude。”
“zhengjiaren？”shenxiaokanxiangpangbianzheigechuanzheposudelaodaye，yihuodao：“shenmezhengjiaren？”
laodayejingyadekanxiangshenxiao，shuo：“nibuzhidaozhengjia？kanlaixiaohuozinibushimingjiangren，mingjiangyousidajiazu，feichangyoucaishi，zheizhengjiabianshiqizhongzhiyi，heibaitongchia。”
“shenmegoupijiazu，woshilaimaiyaode，tianwanglaoziyelanbuzhu。”
shenxiaoshangqianyibu，yibazhuazhuxizhuangnandejianbang。
neixizhuangnanhaimeifanyingguolaizahuishi，turanshuangjiaolidi，zhenggerenxiefeichuqu，guangdangyixiazhuangdaozuiqianmiandebinlichebolishang。
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xizhuangnanmenyedouheleyitiao，kanxiangbinlicheshangderenjingranshitongban，neijiugengjiachijingle。
ranerzheishi，turanyourenhan：“zhuazhuta！”
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“xiaozi，nijingganduizhengjiarendongshou？”
shenxiaoxieyankanxiangshuohuadexizhuangnan，buxiedao：“dadejiushinimenzhengjiaren，bufua。”
zheihuayichu，zhouweiderendoujingdaile。
jiulianneixiexizhuangnanyishijiandoubuzhidaogairuheyingduile。
zaimingjiangzenmehuiyouzheimexiaozhangderen，jingganlianzhengjiadoubufangzaiyanli。
“好大的口气啊。”
jiuzaizheishi，yidaochenlengdeshengyincongyuanchuchuanlai。
neixiexizhuangnanlianmangrangchuleyitiaodao。
shenxiaoniutoukanqu，yuanlaishiyigeershichutoudeqingnian，yizhangguozilianrudaoxueyiban，lengjiaofenming。
“ganggangdehua，nizaishuoyibian。”
qingnianzouguolai，ningshishenxiao，shengyinlengruobingchuan。
zhongrenananzashe，qingnianmingjiaozhengao，naishimingjiangsidajiazuzhiyidezhengjiadiyishunweijichengren，weirenxiaozhangkuangao，shizhenggemingjiangzuikuangdedashao。
shenxiaoreshangta，biranshixiongduojishao。
zhouweirenbumianxiangshenxiaotouqutongqingdeyanshen。
raner，tajiexialaideyijuhuaquerangzhongrentangmujieshe。
“nianjiqingqingzenmeerduohaibuhaoshini，woshuodadejiushinimenzhengjiaren，fubufu。”
中奖一个亿后假装破产回家，后妈和弟弟却把我扫地出门
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