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dibazhang gailaideshizhonghuilai
“zhaofei，nizhidaoqiangjiesanshiwanmeidaoshishenmexingzhima？xianzaibaqianhaijita，wokeyibubaoguan！”
wangyuranshuozhe，yijingnachuleshouji，shangmianbaoguandehaomayijingbeitadalechulai，zhiyaoenxiabotongjian，mashangjiunengbazheigedianhuadachuqu！
“wangyuran，kanlainishibujianguancaibudiaoleia！”
zhaofeidehudiedaozaidalishizhuomianshanghuadegagazuoxiang。
tazhanqishen，weixiedao：“wozhaofeikeshibiezhehendadehuoni，nitemeshifeiyaolaozishalenimenzijidongshounaqianma？a？”
fennudepaoxiaoshengchuanbianzhenggewuzi，zhaofeishenhoudelianggewenshenqingnian，youyigeyijingyongdaozidizailewangjiedeyanhou，lingyigeyechaozhechuyunzouleguolai。
“你去拿钱！”
chuyunzaiyiciduiwangyuranshuodao。
wangyuranyeshizhendepazhaofeigoujitiaoqiang，baozhewangxiaozhijiuququqian。
“bietemebaoguana，xianzaiwangjiehaizailaozishoushangni，niyaoshigangaoxiaodongzuo，laozijiushaleta！”
tingdaozheihua，wangyurandejiaobugengkuaile。
“kanlaizheiershoulanhuozainizheixiaobailianxinzhongdediweitingzhongdema。”
zhaofeizoudaolechuyundeshenqian，shouzhonghudiedaodizhechuyundexinzang，wanweidao：“laoziyezhenbuzhidaonizheixiaobailianzenmexiangde，beilaoziwanhuailedenvren，nijurandangchenglebao。nishuonishiyouduojian？”
chuyunyilianpingjingdekanzhezhaofei，shuodao：“nidezuiba，yixiangdouzheimejianme？”
“嗯？”
beizijidedaodizhexinzang，tashinalilaideyongqirumaziji？
zhaofeichayizhishi，turanganjuezijishouzhongdehudiedaobuyierfei。
jinjiezhe，hudiedaodaizheyizhenpokongsheng，feidaoleneijiechiwangjiedefeitugeboshang，zhenggedaoshenmeirutadebeibang，citoubeigu。
tongshi，zhaofeizhiganjuezijideshentizaoshoulemengliedechongzhuang，feidaolezoulangshang。
haimeidengtafanyingguolai，youyouyizhongwuluozaitadeshenshang。
哎哟！
zhaofeihelingyigebeirengchuqudewenshenqingniantangzaidishangaihaobuyi。
qizhong，neibeichuyunrengchuqudewenshenqingnian，tashouzhongdedaozigengshiyixiazizhajinlezhaofeidedatui，tengdetaziyaliezui，zhi**。
neigebobeicichuandewenshenqingnianyijingshayanle。
zenmeyemeiyouxiangdao，yanqianzheigexiaobailian，jingranhuizheimexiongmeng！
“wangjie，niquzhaogutamenyixia。”
chuyunduibeiheshaledewangjieshuodao。
jinjiezhe，chuyunzhuaizheshoubeibeicichuandewenshenqingniandezhangfa，tuozheta，zouxianglemenkou。
takanzheyanqiandesanren，zaimeigerendexinzangshangqingqingdepailepai，shuodao：“doushichengnianren，deweizijideyiyanyixingfuze。”
“tamenguerguamude，shenghuobenlaijiuburongyile，nimenhaoshouhaojiao，weishenmelaidaraotamen？wozongyoulikaideshihou，weilebimiannimenhouxudesaorao，zhinengrangnimenqusile。”
嘶……
tingdaochuyundehua，sanrenshidengdaleyanjing，manlianjingkongdedingzhechuyun，zenmeyemeiyouxiangdao，zheirenjingranyaobatamensangedoujishale！
“杀人犯法！”
zhaofeiqiangrenzhedatuishangchuanlaidejutong，jiannandesihouqilai。
chuyunxiaolexiao，dao：“nixianzaizhidaofanfa，weishenmehaiyaozuoweifafanzuidegoudang？”
shuozhe，tajianqisanluozaidishangdemeidao，batamenzhongxinzhuangjindangandai，fangdaolecanzhuoshang。
zheishi，wangyuranyijinglaidaoleketing，tacongwangjiedekouzhongtingdaoleganggangsuofashengdeshiqing。
tazenmeyemeiyouxiangdao，zheigezaitianqiaodixiayudaodeliulanghan，jingranhuiyouzheimehaodeshenshou，zheijianzhijiuxiangshidianyinglimianyandeneizhongchaoren！
“ni……nimeishiba？”
wangyurankanzhechuyun，jiannandezhaoleyigehuati。
“我没事。”
chuyunzhilezhizhuozishangfangzhedelianggedangandai，shuodao：“qiannibangwohuanyixia。”
jiezhe，tayoushuodao：“niganggangzaiwuzilibaoguanleba？”
wangyuranqingqingdedianlediantou，taxianzaidaoshiyouxiegangale。
chuyunyouzheimehaodeshenshou，buguanzoudaonali，doubukenenglunweiliulanghan，dantaweishenmezailiulang？
chuletashizaitaotongjifan，tashizaishixiangbuchulaitahaiyoushenmeshenfen。
bijingcaiyigexingqimeijian，tajiubuzhidaocongnalinonglailesanshiwanmeidao，duiyuyiweinengchishoukongquandabaisangechixiefeituderenlaishuo，chulezuoweifafanzuideshiqing，tazhenzhaobudaoyoushenmehelidejieshile。
“yehao，gailaideshizhonghuilai。”
chuyunqingtanleyisheng，erhouxianrulechenmo。
“ni……nidaodishishenmeren？”
wangyurankanzhechenmodechuyun，guqiyongqiwenchulexinzhongdeyihuo。
chuyunxiaolexiao，“nirenweiwoshishenmeren？”
zheixiazi，wangyuranyexianrulechenmo。
yuemowufenzhongzhihou，jingdishengzaizhuyuanxiaoquxiangqi，yousiliangjingcheshirulexiaoqu，youshimingbukuaixunsuxiachechengzuodianti，didawangyuransuozaidelouceng。
bukuaiyijingzuohaoleezhandezhunbei，danshitamenjiandaozoulangshangtangzhedesangerendeshihou，yigegedoushazaileneili。
什么状况？
bushizhengzaoyurushiqiangjiema？
zheitangzaidishangdesangeren，zenmekandoubuxiangshihaoren，nanbucheng，shitamenbeiqiangjiele？
jiuzaibukuaiyihuodeshihou，chuyunzouchulewuzi，duibukuaishuodao：“rushiqiangjiedeshitamen。”
“你制服的？”
weishoudebutouyuemosanshiqiba，gangyidemianrongxiemanleyihuo。
chuyunmeihuidatazheihua，tazhilezhiwangyuranketingduizhunmenkoudeshexiangtou，shuodao：“zheilijiluleganggangsuofashengdeyiqie。”
wangyuranlijinachushouji，bajiankongshipindiankai，duibutoushuodao：“shipinzaizheili。”
butoujieguowangyurandeshouji，kandaoshipinlixianshideneirong，zhiganjueyizhenzhenhan。
yiduisan，yitadeshenshou，yenengzuodao。
danshizaiduanshijianzhinei，qingyizhifusanren，zheihaishitacongmeiyoujianguodeshiqing！
congzhaofeitamenjinruwuzidaobeizhijiezhifu，zhenggeguochengbuchaoguowumiaozhong，suoyoudeyiqiefashengdetaikuai，jiuxiangshidianyinglimiandedadouhuamian，ganjingliluo！
“nimenhewozouyitang，woyaodiaochayixiashiqingdexiangxijingguo！”
butouqishishiduichuyunjianqilaidemeidaochongmanleyihuo，suoyicaizuochudezheizhongjueding。
fouze，zaiyoujiankongshipindeqingkuangxia，nalihaixuyaotamenquyitangyamen？
“我和你们去吧。”
chuyunzhilezhiwangyuran，shuodao：“tahaidekanhaizi。”
“行。”
butoushuangkuaidedaying，taduizheigeshenshouminjiederen，chongmanlenonghoudexingqu。
……
竹园衙门。
zhaofeiheqizhongyimingshoushangdewenshenqingnianbeisongdaoleyiyuan，neimeiyoushoushangde，yebeiyiqidaidaoleyamenzhizhong。
ercishidechuyunzhengzaishenxunshilizuobilu。
fuzejitazuobilude，jiushiyamendebutou。
zairushiqiangjieandebiluzuowanzhihou，butouduichuyunshuodao：“nideshenfenzhengnengjiwokanyixiama？”
“没有。”
chuyunqueshimeiyoushenfenzheng，tayoude，zhishishibingzheng。
butouxinliyilin，shuodao：“haomazongyinggaijideba？”
“记不得。”
butoudao：“wohenhaoqinidemeidaoshicongnalilaide，nengjiyigehelidejieshima？”
chuyunwenyan，qingtanleyisheng，shuodao：“qishinimenduiwobingmeiyouzhuabuquanheshenpanquan，woshilijiandeshifuzhang。wu，xianzaiwozaijunfangdedanganjiluzhizhong，yinggaishiyigesirenle。”
butoutingdaozheihua，zanshigaoci，zhijiebachuyundezheifanhuahuibaojilejinzhuquxianling，erxianlingyouzhijiebazheijianshiqinghuibaojilelinjiangfuyindaren。
cengcengdiediedehuibao，meiduojiu，biandedaoleshangmiandefankui。
dadianhuaguolaideshiyiweiwanfuzhang，jizhuyuanyamenxiadademinglingshishandaichuyun。
yuemoyigexiaoshizhihou，linjiangzhanqupaiqianleyiweiqianfuzhangguolaijinxingjiaojie，zhengshichuyunzhiqianchurenwudejieshouren。
zhuyuanyamenfangmianbarenjiaojilelinjiangzhanquqianfuzhangzhihou，chuyunbianzuoshanglezheiweiqianfuzhangdeche，hezheiweiqianfuzhangqianwanglinjiangzhanqu。
gaopeibandeaodia4xingshizaiboyoulushang，zhuanzhisijidechejihenwen，zuozaifujiadebaifuzhangyiyanbufa，chuyunheqianfuzhangzuozaihouzuo，tongyangbaochichenmo。
linjiangdeyesehenmei，nihongdengxiadelinjiang，wanquanjiushiyizuobuyecheng。
cheneideqifenchenmodeyouxieyayi。
liangjiu，qianfuzhangdianzheleyizhiyan，dijilechuyunyizhi，“laiyigen？”
chuyunjieguoyan，jieyongqianfuzhangshouzhongdehuoji，dianzhe，xileyikou。
“nidelieshixunzhangyijingfabu，xianzainirenhaihuozhe，nishuozheijiaoshenmehua？”
qianfuzhangdelianshangluchuyimokuxiao，tingdaochuyunhaihuozhedexiaoxi，tazhiganjuenaodaiwengwengde。
banyuezhiqian，chuyunlvlingyizhijingruixiaoduiquzhixingrenwu，neishicongguojidadaoshouzhongduohuidiushidewenwu。
danshichuyundaiquzhixingrenwudexiaoduiyiqubufan，yixingshiyiren，quanjunfumei，zuihouneiwenwuyebuzhiquxiang。
zaitamendechushididian，yigongfaxianleershisanjushaojiaoledecanhai，chulechuyunsuolvlingdexiaoduibeiquerenshenfenzhiwai，haiyoudaozouwenwudeneipiren。
danshi，wenwuquebujianlezongying，jiucixialuobuming。
zuihouguanfangyizhirenweiwenwushibeiguojidadaochenggongyunchuxiaguole，lieyingxiaoduiguabudizhong，quanjunfumei。
可是这才过去多久？
shiyimeilieshixunzhangyijingbanfa，xianzailieyingxiaoduideduizhangjuranyouhuoshengshengdechuxianzailetamendeyanqian，neimewenwudiushianjian，jiuzhideshangquele。
anzhaoqianfuzhangdesiwei，jiyoukenengshichuyuntoutoudaizoulewenwu，yijiasidefangshixiaoyaofawai。
dangran，zaimeiyoudiaochaqingchuzhiqian，tadegerenyice，haiwufapandingweizhijiedaan。
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