zhurengongjiaoqinmudongfangxuedexiaoshuoshi《doushizhikuangshiqicai》，zheibenxiaoshuodezuozheshiyinanqingxinchuangzuodeyibendoushishenghuoleixiaoshuo，shuzhongzhuyaojiangshule：qinmufengshimingxiashan，weilexunzhaoyigebeihouyouyueyaxingyinjidenvzi，gushenlaidaofanhuadoushi！quebuxiangtuzhongsheshenjiuren，beimeinvzongcaishouweitieshenbaobiao！yishou‘baguazhen’zhengjiushijiaxiaogongzhu；yishenjueshigong，tifanguowaiguyongbing！yinweitadechuxian，wushuyinshidechuanchengjielianxianshi，longfengzhengming；yinweitadechuxian，yigegaoshoubingqideshidaijianghuiruyueerzhi……...
ciriqingchen，qinmuhuanleyishenyunfengdeyifu，zaiheyunyasanrenchiguojiandandezaocanzhihou，yunyajiucongchekuzhongkaichuyilianghongsechangpengpaoche。
neiyixibaiseyundongshan，queyijiuwufazheyanneixiuzhangeryouaotuyouzhideshencai，jingzhiwuxiadeguazilian，jiashangneiqiaopidemawei，wubuzhangxianzheqingchundongrendeqixi。
kanzheneidaobaisejinglideqianyingyuhongsepaochexingchengdeqiangliefancha，qinmuyebuyoudeyanshenyiliang。
yunfengquepiepiezui，dao：“laojie，nijiuheqinmuyiqiquba，wojiubuqule，youtazaiwoyefangxin！”
“benlaijiumeizhunbeirangniqu……”
yunfengsongsongjian，turandishengduiqinmushuodao：“niyaoxiaoxin，peinvrenguangjiekeshihenleide……”
“yunfeng……nishuoshenme？”yunyadeqiaoliandunshilenglexialai。
“mei……meishenme，woshishuonenghewojiezheiyangdemeinvguangjie，jueduishinisanshengxiulaidefuqi！”shuowan，yunfengzhuanshenjiuzou。
“buyonglita，womenzou！”
qinmudiandiantou，laidaopaocheqian，kanleyiyanfujiashizuo，tajingranzhijietiaolejinqu，suirandongzuoxiandehenshiziranqingsong，quehaishirangyunyayouxiewunai。
“qinmu，zheiyicizhuyaoshijinimaidongxi，kanshangshenme，jinguanshuo，buyonggenwokeqi！”
ganshoudaoyunyaneishuliandejiachejishu，heerbianhuxiaoerguodeqingfeng，qinmudandanyixiao：“qishiyebuyongzheimemafan……”
“neizenmexing，nixianzaishiwodebaobiao，zongbunengzaiwairenmianqiandiulewodemianzibushi！”
“zheiyangba，jintianyiqietingwode，wohuiweinixuanze……”
“好吧……”
yunyademeili，jueduishiyidaojinglifengjingxian，suoguozhichubudannengyinqinanzidezhumu，jiulianyixienvziyeshifenfencemu，duici，yunyaqueshierbujian。
yigexiaoshizhihou，qinmushouzhongjiuduoleyigeshouji，ertazhengchongmanyihuodefannongzhe。
“yunya，zheishoujiyoushenmeyong？”
youyutamenzhengzaiyijiafanhuadeshangchangnei，qinmudezheijuhuagangyichukou，jiuyinlaizhouweizhirendemuguang，duanzandejingezhihou，jiuquanbubianchenglebiyi，zheiniantouhaiyourenbuzhidaoshoujiyoushenmeyong？
yunyawunaiyixiao：“nixianshouqilai，huiquzaijiaoni！”shuowan，jiulaqiqinmudeshou，kuaisulikaizheili。
tasuiranbuzaiyibierendemuguang，queyebuxiangzijibeidangcheng**。
piankezhihou，zaiyunyadedailingxia，qinmujiulaidaoyijiagaodangnanzhuangdian，kanzhedianneiguazhedegeseyifu，taquemeiyouyidiandongrong，shenmegaodangdidang，duitaeryangenbenmeiyoushenmechabie。
qinmuyilianwunaidekanzheyunyanazheyijianjianyifu，zaizijishenshangbihuazhe，erpangbianhaizhanzhelianggenvfuwuyuan，zheirangtahenshibieniu，renbuzhushuodao：“yunya，buyongzheiyangba，suibiannayijianjiusuanle！”
yunyatouyebutaideshuodao：“shaofeihua，womenshuohaole，jintianniyaotingwode，shenmeshihoutiaodaowomanyiweizhi！”
qinmukuxiaoyisheng，yebuzaiduoshuo，dantademuguangqueturanyidong，kanxiangyigecongwaizoujinlaidenvzi。
zheigenvziyejiushiershichutou，shenchuanyijiandanlansediaodaiduanqun，haiyouneixianxieryouyuanrundezhangtui，yuyanqiaomei，quechongmangaoaozhise，erqiezheihaishizhuangrongmiaohui，nanbianqizhenrongruhe，budebushuozheiyangyigehunshensanfachuchengshumeilideyaoraonvzi，yidingnengyinqiwushunanrendehuitouzhumu。
zaizheigenvzishenhouhaiyoulianggebiaoxingdahan，qingyisedeheiyi，haidaizhemojing，neizhongjiashiyikanjiuzhidaoshizheinvzidebaobiao。
rangqinmumeiyouxiangdaodeshi，zheigenvzijingranjingzixiangzijizheilizoulai，bingzaiyunyashenhoutingxia。
“you……zheibushiwojingdoudecainv，yixiangduinanrenbushiyiyansedeyunyama？zheishizaizuoshenme？shenmeshihouduinanrenyezheimeyinqinle，shiniyangdexiaobailianma？”
zheigenvrenyikaikou，jiushuoleyidachuan，meiyijudouchongmanlehuoyaowei。
yunyafangxiashouzhongdeyifu，qiaolianyeshunjianzhuanleng，huitoukanlezheigenvziyiyan，lengxiaodao：“woshuoshishei？yuanlaishiliuyuer，zenme？nigandiemeiyoupeini？”
liuyuerjiaoaoyixiao：“takeshidamangren，naxiangnilingzhezijidexiaobailiansichuluanguang！”
suizhi，tajiushangxiadaliangyiyanqinmu，jiaoxiaodao：“you……xiaodidibucuoa！”
qinmuzhishidandandekanletayiyan，jiudishengduiyunyashuodao：“tashishenmeren？haiyoutashuodexiaobailianshishenmeyisi？”
wenyan，zhouweiderenshensedoubuyoudeluchuyisijingya，eryizhidoulengmoyiduideyunya，fanerqiaolianweihong，qingcuidao：“nibuyonglita，wolaichulijiuxingle……”
“you……zheimehuzhenidexiaobailiana，kanlaitabanisihoudebucuoa！”
yunyadeqiaolianlikelenglexialai，kejiuzaitaxiangyaoshuoshenmedeshihou，qinmuqueturanpaileyixiatadejianbang，dao：“wolaiba！”
qinmushibuzhidaoliuyuershuodejutishishenmeyisi，danyezhidaoneijueduibuhaohua，erqie，yudaomafanyebunengrangnvrenchumianjiejue。
qinmuzailiuyuersanrenshenshangsaoshiyiyan，dandandeshuodao：“wobuzhidaonimenshishei，yebuzhidaoniheyunyayoushenmeenyuan，buguo，nimenxianzaikeyilikaile！”
“likai？pingshenme，zheiyoubushinimendedifang，benxiaojiexiangzoujiuzouxiangliujiuliu！”
qinmuqingxiaoyisheng：“neiwojiusongnimenlikai……”
tadehuayingangluo，liuyuershenhoudelianggezhuanghanjiuqiqishangqian，ketamenhaimeiyoulaidejizuoshenme，shenzhidouhaimeiyouzhanwen，qinmudeshuangshoujiuqingpiaopiaodeluozaitamenxiongkou。
neikansimeiyouyidianyanhuozhiqideshuangshou，querangzheilianggedahanshensezhoubian，shentigengshishunjiandaofei，jingranquanbucongmenkouchongchu，zhongzhongdeluozaimenwaidezoulangzhong。
“a……”liuyuershunjianfachuyishengqilidejianjiao，budanyanmeileneilianggezhuanghandetongheng，haiyinlaiwaimianzhongrendefenfencemu。
cishideliuyuersuiranhaishineimedemeilidongren，neiaotuyouzhidejiaoquhaishiruciyouren，danneiqiaolianqueyijingshabai，yanzhonggengshiliuluzhejingkongzhise。
danzhiyouyishunjian，tayanzhongdejingkongjiubianchenglenuhuo，sishengdao：“nijinggandongwoderen，nizhidaowoshisheima？”
“wobuzhidao，yebuxiangzhidao，xianzaishinizijilikai，haishiwosongnilikai！”qinmujiuzhanzailiuyuermianqian，shenqingyijiudanran。
liuyuerrenbuzhuhoutuiyibu，henshengdao：“xiaozi，nijiwodengzhe，zheishibusuanwan！”
“haiyouniyunya，bieyiweinizhaolezheimeyigexiaobailianjiukeyisiwujidan……”
yunyalianseyichen，lengshengdao：“liuyuer，nishuohuazuihaoganjingdian，bierangwoduinidongshou！”
tasuiranbushixiuxingzhiren，queyeshitaiquandaoheidaijiuduan，duifuyigeliuyuerhaishiqingsongdehen，zheiyidian，liuyueryehenmingbai。
“hao，nimenjiwodengzhe！”fangxiayijuhenhua，liuyuerjiukuaisuliqu。
“yunya，zheiliuyuershishenmeren？”
yunyalengxiaoyisheng：“buguoshidaxueshiqidesiduitoueryi，tayiweixianzaibangshanglexinghuajituandelaozongjiukeyizaiwomianqianyaowuyangwei，buzhisuowei！”
suizhijiukanleyiyanqinmu，xiaodao：“meixiangdaonizheimegancuijiudongshoule……”
qinmudandanyixiao：“wobuzhidaotazaishuoshenme，queyezhidaohenvrenshimeiyoushenmedaolikejiangde……”
wenyan，yunyameihaoqideshuodao：“nishibushiyezaishuowo？”
“没有啊……”
yunyaqinghengyisheng：“zhanhao，womenjixushiyifu！”
qinmulianseyiku，dao：“buyongleba？suibiannayijianjiuxingle！”
“shaofeihua，shuohaojintianyouwozuozhu……”
“ai……nvrenzhenshimafan！”
tingdaoqinmudetanxi，yunyadunshishimantouheixian，henshengdao：“qinmu，jintianburangbenxiaojietiaomanyile，nibengxianghuiqu！”
“e……”qingmulikebizui，zaiyebuyuanduoshuo。
ruodadeyigeshangchang，yunyajiudaizheqinmuguangleyijiayouyijiashangpu，zhishiliangrendebiaoqingqueshiwanquanxiangfan，yunyadereqingbujian，qinmuzeshiyiliandebuqingyuan……
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