youzuozhezhouxianyuzhuanxiedexiaoshuo《datangjiaofu》，zhujiaoshitangsanzanglishimin，gushiqingjieshengdongyinrenrusheng，xijiemiaoxiedaowei。zheibenxiaoshuoshiyibubukeduodedehaoshu，rangrenyouyizhongxiangyizhikanxiaqudechongdong。wufangjiedixianshangqianzibaojiamen。suiranbuzhidaozheishengsengweihehequjingjihuazhongdexingweiyanzhongbufu，dantamenderenwujiushiquebaoranghouzicheng……
zheilaozheziranjiushiyuanzhujuqingzhongdetaibaijinxingle。
anzhaojubenshedinghaode，tayeshiqiazheshijiandianguolaide。
taibaijinxingganggangcongdaoyouneiliheledianjiu，zhenggerenyunhuhude，zhijiejiangluozaileshuangchalingzhidi。
fanzhengdoushiweilezuoxiulaoyiboxiyoudegongde，ciqianyijingyanxilejiucile，yincitaibaijinxingdetaiciheyanjiyijingjianzhang。
kedangtaluodizhihou，yigunongzhongdexuexingweizhichongbiqiang。
taxinli“gedeng”yisheng。
酒也醒了一大半！
不妙！
难道自己来晚了？
yaoshitiandingqujingrensile，neifomenhaibudebaletadepi？
weilequjingyishi，fomenkeshizuzuyanxilejiuci，quebaoyiluzhishangdeanpaidoumeiyouwenti，zheicaijinxingleshizhan。
anzhaojihuazijizheilisuanshichuchuzhangandiyinan！
yaoshitangsenggangdaozijizheilijiudiaolianzile……
taibaijinxingdunshiganjuezijihoubeidouqilejipigeda。
jimangqiazhisuanlesuanshijian，suihousonglekouqi。
“meilaiwan，wokeshianzhaoshijianzhunshilaide。”
zhiyaobushizijibeiguo，yiqiedouhaoshuo！
fanzhengtangsengyaoshisile，fomenyehuihuadajiaqianbatajiuhuo。
shizaibuxingjiudengxiayiciba。
taibaijinxingxinlizheibanxiangzhe，jiaobubuyoudejiakuai。
yuewangqianzou，xuexingweijiuyuezhong。
henkuaitajiulaidaoleshifadi。
“这……”
kanzhemandidezidanqiaoheyididexuerou，taibaijinxingshayanle。
这到底是怎么回事？
nanbuchengneisangeyaojingbutingzhihui，shanzibatangsengjichile？
“nandaoyaotongzhifomen，qujingrenyijingmeile？”
taibaijinxingganjueshiqingyouxiezaogao。
suiranzijishianshilaile，kezheishuangchalingshangdeyaoguaibijingshizijiyishouanpaide。
zhenyaoshichuleshiqing，zijiyeshiyouliandaizerende。
“tanainaide，gongdehaimeiyoulaozhe，zijiredeyishensao，wodaoyaokankanzheisangeyaoguaixianzaizaiganshenme！”
“bazheisangeyaoguaisongjifomen，duoshaoyenengdixiaoyixiezeren。”
talikedachufashu，xiangyaozhaodaoyinmowangsanyao。
kexiayimiao，yigeheshangduanzheboyudakuaiduoyidehuamianchuxianzailetadefashuzhizhong。
zaizheibaipangheshangdemianqian，zhengjiazheyikoudaguo。
guolimiantangzhifeiteng，rouxiangweichadianjiuyaoyichulaile。
“cao，ruguowomeiyoukancuodehua，neisangeyaojingzaiguoli？！”
taibaijinxingzhijierenbuzhubaocukoule。
tahaiyiweizijiyaokandaosangeyaoguaichitangsengroudechangjingni……
可现在……
貌似……
唐僧在吃三个妖怪？
taibaijinxingchedishayanle，jiusuanzheitangsengshijinchanzizhuanshi，yedabuguozheichengleqihoudexiaoyaoa？
daizheyihuo，taibaijinxingjiayuntengkongerqi，jixuchaoxierqu。
henkuaijiukandaoyihuorenzaisenlinzhongjiazhegouhuo，beihuoguangdaoyingdezengguangwaliangdeguangtouheshang，zuilikenzheyizhixiongzhang，cikezhengchaozhetiankongbaishou。
“取……取经人？”
taibaijinxingshenzhibuganxiangxinzijideyanjing！
“taibaijinxingluguocidi，weihebuxialaiyiqichidian？”
太白金星彻底懵了。
laozizheikeshizaishuqianmigaokong，nihainengkandaowo？nanbuchengtangsengyinzanglexiuwei？
xiangdaozheili，taibaijinxingyebuzhuangle，jiashizhexiangyunjiangluolexialai。
“shengsengzenzhixiaoxianzaici？”
tangsanzangjieguohuweidiguolaideshoupa，calecamanzuideyouzi，buhuaihaoyidewendao：“taibaia，nizenmenengbazheihuyaozhuadaozheilizulanpinsengdexixingzhilu？”
啥？
太白金星吓了一跳。
zheixiyoujubenxiededongxi，tangsengzenmehuizhidao？
zheizhongshiqingduanbukechengren！
taibaijinxingnachujiuciyanxidegaochaoyanji，yangzhuangnuyi：“shengsengzenmepingbairurenqingbai？xiaoxiankemeizuoguozheizhongshiqing！”
装？
tangsanzangweiweiyixiao：“taibaia，niyeyibanianjile，ganzuobugandangsuanshenmeshenxian？”
“shihuagennishuole，yinmowangbulaoshi，yijingtangzaiguolile。”
“xiongshanjunhetechushidongshi，suoyipinsengzhiwentamenyaoledianshicaijiufangle。”
“niquedinghaibuchengren？”
taibaijinxingkanzhemaoreqidehuoguo，youkankansizhouchizhekaochuanhezhejiudehuwei，dagaiyijingzhidaotangsengshuodebushijiahua。
dantatangtangtiantingzhengshen，yaoshizairenjianchengrenzheizhongshiqing，haiyaobuyaomianzile？
taibaijinxingbanzhelaolian：“xiaoxianmeizuoguodeshiqing，shibukenengchengrende，jiranshengsengwuai，neixiaoxianjiucibieguo！”
还装？
kanlaibujinishangdianqiangdunishibuchengrenle。
tangsanzanghelekoujiurunlerunhou，huanhuanshuodao：“jiranzheiyangdehua，pinsengjiuxianhuiqule，daoshihouguanyinpusayaoshiwenqilai，wojiushuoshinitaibaijinxingzaishuangchalingeyizulan！”
“wodaoyaokankannitaibaijinxingnengbunengdandeqizheigezeren！”
taibaijinxingchedimengquanle。
菩萨啊！
nizheishicongnalizhaolezheimegeguaiwulaiqujinga？
niquedingtashitiandingqujingren？fofagaoshendeshengseng？
zheitemejiushigegundaoroua！
taibaijinxinglianpibuyoudechouchuleyixia，ganjuezijidelianpikaishifatang。
yankanzhetangsengyifuchidingzijideyangzi，taibaijinxingneixinanweilesanlian：
他是天定取经人！
他是天定取经人！
他是天定取经人！
mayoushiti，renyoushishou。
beitarenchulaibudiuren，doushiweilelaogongde。
zuoleyifanxinlijianshezhihou，taibaijinxinglianshangnulijichuyisigangadexiaoyi：“shengseng，doushixiaoxianyishichongdong，jingraoleshengsengdefajiashi，haiwangshengsengshuzui！”
tingdaozheihua，tangsanzangxinlishutanle。
让你丫的装高冷。
xiangcongwozheililaogongde，mendoumeiyou！
“jirannichengxinchengyidejiaodaile，neiwoyejiudafacibeidejinigemianzi，guolaizuoxiahejibeijiudangnijiwopeizuile！”
tangsanzangdashouyihui，likeyouhuweizhenmanjiubeiduanleshanglai。
“zhei……shengsengnikeshichujiarenzenkehejiu？”
“此乃素酒！”
“keniweihehaichirou？”
tangsanzangdandingdekaikou：“yinweiwoele，tamenxiangchiwo，suoyiwozhinengbeipochiletamen。”
“keshengsengshenweichujiarenchiroukeshipojielea。”
tangsanzangfanbodao：“wochitamenshiweilezibao，zheigejiaojinjibixiandongbudong？”
“qingnihejiushikandeqini，mobushinibujisanyezheigemianzi？”
tangsanzangxiongxiangbilu，zhanqishenjijuyapogan，fadadegongertoujijulitaibaijinxingzhicha0.01haomidejuli。
suirantaibaijinxingzixinzijixiuweigaoshen，ketangsanzangnaishifomentianmingzhiren，dezuibuqia！
“喝！”
“shengsengdemianzixiaoxianziranshiyaojide，woyikoumenle，shengsengsuiyia！”
taibaijinxingduanqijiubei，guangguangguangdeyikouyanlexiaqu。
“zheicaiduima，jinwanwomenyizuifangxiu！”
tangsanzangshenchudahuabei，louzhutaibaijinxingdebozi，zhizheyipangdehuoguo。
“laobaia，jintianpinsengjiudainichangchangzheihuoguoshaokao，baozhunnizaitianshangmeichiguozheizhongmeishi！”
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