guanjianjiaoseshiyeshisiliuyudexiaoshuo，mingzijiaozuo《daitimeimeichengnvmingxinghoubaohongle》，zheishiyibuyouzuozhe“jinsechuanshuo”qingxinchuangzuodedoushishenghuoshuangwen，xiaoshuoneirongjieshao：liujianqingmieyixiao：“wokanfangnichulaicaishiwupanba！dangniankeshizhongjingderenqinziyanizoude，bukenengyoucuo。”“shuoshihua，shibushinizaijian……
第9章
“nishiyeshisidemeimei，yequequeba！”
liuqingqingbiyididaliangletayiyan，zuijiaoluchuyisichaofeng：
“bukuishinanxiongnanmei，chuandexiedouyiyangpo，ditanshangmaiyisongyideba。”
yeshisijiaoxiadebaiqiuxie，shiyigeguochanpaizi，jiaozhenhua，bianyiqinmin，jieshinaiyong。
danzailiuqingqingyanli，guochandejiushilan，guowaidejiushihao。
tazhichuanwaiguodedapai，zhiyouxiadengrencaihuimaiguohuo！
yeshisimeiyoulita，jingzhizouhuilebaoxiang。
beihou，liuqingqingzhigaoqiyang，shifenmanyi。
不错。
yequequejiuyinggaibeizijiqifudaya，chaofenghouhaibuganhaizui，zhinengnilaishunshou。
bijingtaheyeshisizhishiyeyejianlaideyezhong，meiyourenhebeijing，tianshengjiushiaiqifude。
......
yeshisimomozouhuibaoxiang。
linfengzheicizhuazhujihui，zhijiekaojinyeshisishenbianzuozhe：“quequemeimei，niyongdeshenmexiangshui，shenshangzhenhaowen。”
canzhuoshang，linfengyijingmeiyouduoshaoxingzile，pinpindongshoudongjiao。
bushiyongshouwangxiyaoshangcengyiba，jiushibaliantiedaobaijingdebozishangxixiu。
yeshisijinliyazhinuhuo，meiyoufazuo。
zhishiyonglingqiaodeshenfaduobi，yizhiburanglinfengdeshou。
啪！
linfengzhongzhongdiyishuaikuaizi。
他忍不住了。
“shenmetemadongxi，**doumantianfeile，haijiwozhuangzhenjielienv？”
chedisikaiweijunzidemianju，weixiedao：
“xiaoyewojintiantiaomingshuole，yaomehewoqubinguankaifang，yaomewozhijiejinijiudizhengfa！”
linfengshuozhe，jiuyaosiquyeshisideyifu。
zhijiebaqitarendangchenglekongqi，takeshidadaoyanlinxiaogangdeerzi，zheizhongqianguizenvmingxingdeshitameishaoganguo。
haimeiyousheigannatazenmeyang！
liuyuchongchulailanzhulinfeng：“lingongzi，womenjiaquequeshizhengjingyiren，erqiezheilishiyoujiankongde，qingninzizhong。”
linfengzaojiumeilenaixin，benxingchedibaolu。
“我自重你个头！”
linfengyijiaotizailiuyurouruandexiaofu，liuyuhenhendizhuangdaoqiangshangbushengrenshi。
zheixia，baoxianglichediluanzuoyituan。
“你怎么打人啊！”
tangtangdoukuaihekule，taxiaopaodaoliuyushenbianchakanshangshi：“liuyujiejie，nizenmeyangle，nixingxingbiehewo…”
guzhaozhaojinxianpolabense：“wozheijiubaojingzhuani，rangnishenbaiminglie！”
eryipangdejicongyue，xianrangengjialengjing，yijingtaochushoujizhunbeibaojingle。
“哈哈哈哈！”
“biedanxin，duimeirenwobuhuiqubieduidaide。”
zhongnvdejinghuangshicuo，jiqilelinfengdebaonvexin。
“guzhaozhao，nidechenghaojiaojinsiqueshiba，guolai。”
linfengyibazhuazhuguzhaozhaodeshouwan，yanjinghaowujidandisaoshineiaotuxinggandeshencai。
yeshisirenwukeren，dangzaihuarongshisedeguzhaozhaoshenqian。
“zenme，nidengbujile？”
linfengmanlianxixue，yijingbatamendangchenglezhangshangwanwu。
“chuxiyeneiwan，nizainali？”
yeshisitiezailinfengerbianxiaoshengxunwen。
shouzhiqingfujiezhi，tayijingqileshaxin！
danruguolinfengchengrenzijijiushihaimeimeizhuiloudexiongshou，yeshisibuhuirangtasidetaiqingsong。
“neiwana，wozaijiudianhexiaoruizaiyiqi，zeze。”
linfenghunranbuzhiweixianjijianglailin，kanzheyeshisijingzhidemianrong，tatianletianshetou：
“chenruisuiranyeshigexiaomingxing，danzhangdebinikechayuanle。”
turan，linfengfanyingguolaibudui。
“nizheisangzibushimeihuaima？nipianwo，nige…”
砰！
linfenghuahaimeishuowan，yeshisiyijingyiquanzaleshangqu。
zhidaobushimuhouheishou，yeshisiwuxinzaihetajiuchanxiaqu，beiyigenanrenzheiyangkanzhe，shizaishiexin。
yiquan，zhijiedaduanlelinfengdebilianggu。
liangtiaoxianxueliuxia，linfengzuiliwuweizachen，naozigengshizhijiemengle。
“wobashilinxiaogang，nigandawo…”
“打的就是你！”
yeshisimeiyouluosuo，youshiyiquanzaleshangqu，zhengzhongmianmen。
yiquangenzheyiquan，quanquandaorou。
linfengzhengzhanglianxunsuzhongleqilai！
yuanbenxiangmaohaisuansiwenbailei，xianzaiquezhuangsizhutou，qinmalailedourenbuchu。
jiuzheihaishiyeshisishouzhelidejieguo，ruguobushipahedaoqitaren，yitadequanli，yiquanxiaqulinfengnaodaijiubaole。
“wobashilinxiaogang，bie，biedale…”
linfengguizaidishang，yachidiaoleliangke，shuohuadouloufeng。
“wocuole！wocuolehaibuxingma？”
linfengyukuwulei，zenmezheigexiaoniangermenzheimenengda，zijilianhaishouzhilidoumeiyou，
“晚了！”
yeshisiyoushiyibazhangshanchu，linfengzhijiedaofeichuqu。
tahaixianggenshang，liuyudeshengyinxiangqi。
“住手！”
taliansecanbai，shuangshouhaiwuzhexiaofu，xianrantongdebuqing。
“nizenmeyoudongshoudaren！”
yeshisitingshou，chenmobuyu。
liuyukaikou，baoxianglizhongrenzheicaiyishidaoyequequejingranyijingbalinfengdayunle。
shizaishiyinweiyeshisichushoutaikuai，taituran。
“quequejie，nishoutengbutenga，datazheimeduoxia，yidingtengsile，wojinichuichui。”
tangtangjicongcongdipaodaoyeshisishenbian，laqishoufangzaizuibianchuiqi。
tonghongdexiaoliandanyiguyigu。
jicongyuewunaiyaotou，tangtangxiaohaizixinxing，yongyuangaobudongshiqingdezhongdian，xianzaizheiqingkuangbushiyinggaixianbaojingma？
zaikanguzhaozhao，tamomodizoudaosizhuyiyangdelinfengpangbian。
taiqigaogenxieduizhunlinfengshuangtuizhijian，henhenbuleliangjiao。
“huogai，shenmegoupidongxiyelaishualiumangle！”
guzhaozhaotulekoukoushui：“lianruonvzidoudabuguo，haixuerenjiawan**！”
“baojingba！zheifangjianliyoujiankong，linfengchushouzaixian，zanmenshizhengdangfangwei。”
jicongyuelengjingtichuyijian。
zheishihou，liuyuzhanqishenlai，yaotou：“buxing，bunengbashiqingnaoda，linfengbeijinghenshen。”
“这事我来解决！”
liuyusisuoleyihui，zhijiebadaidianhuadajilelinfengdefuqin，linxiaogang！
youshihou，erzifanshile，zhijiezhaolaozishizuiguanyongde。
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