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zhishihoulaitademeimeiyizhishijiangnuo，wozheigeqinmeimeiyijingchengletadechouren。「hehe。」wolengxiaoyisheng，

bashuenzaijiangnuolianshang。zaitadejianjiaoshengzhong，youbahoupailajitongkouzaijiangnuogoutuizitoushang。

zaijiaofandehaojiaozhong，likaizheigechaonaodejiaoshi。「niyaoduonaqu？」peilvdichendesangyinqingyouyoupiaolai。

taxiangshiganggangshuixing，yanshenhuansan。hegangshuixingdedawangyimoyiyang。「guannishenmeshi。」

peilvhejiangnuojiangchuguanxihao，kendingshilai**de。ranermeidengdaotadehua，yitiaoyujingailexialai。

huluandezaiwoshenshangroucuo。jiuxiangwojidawangxizao。「……」tachoule？qianduanshijianhaijiaowobieqiangjiangnuodongxi。