当我穿进恐怖片中，开局即地狱！摸鱼小乔-著

小说简介

xinshengdaiwangwenxieshou“moyuxiaoqiao”daizheshumingwei《dangwochuanjinkongbupianzhong，kaijujidiyu！》deduanpianyanqingxiaoshuohuiguidaodazhongshixian。zheibenxiaoshuoyiqidutedebeijingshedinghechusedejuqingzhankai，xiyinlezhongduoduzhedeguanzhu。kongbupianjiushizheiyangde，xuanzelezuosi，jiubuhuijinibantuerfeidejihui。meidengxiaoshuaikaikou，yijulihuanhuancongshangmianchuixialeyilvtoufa。talianglengzhule，wobenlai……

精彩章节

wojiaoxiaomei，yigeyugedadianyingjieshuohaonvzhuzhuangmingdenvren。kenengzhengshiyinweizheigeyuanyin，

wohaoduanduandizouzailushang，yigebuxiaoxincaidaojinggai，jiuchuandaolelanpianli。haitmdeshigekongbupian！

1、dangwozaicizhengyan，yigezhangfapiliandenvguijiugenwoliantielianduishangle。woxinzangzhouting！「**！！！！

！aaaaaa！！！！xiangjiaonigedaboluo！！！！！pingguoshizilizili！！！！！！caocaocao！！

！！！！#￥￥@%@#￥%*」zaijudadekongjuxia，wohedehuyanluanyu，

bingxiayishichaoqishoubianhuaping「pangdang」yixiajiuzadaonvguitoushangle。nvgui「ao」deyisheng，wojiuxingle！

womengdizuoqishen，jinghunweidingdiyongxiuzicadiaoetoudelenghan。「yuanlaishimenga！」

zhengdangwoqingxingyuzheiyiqiedoushimeng，wohaimeiyouqichuangshangban，haimeiyoucaidaojinggai，gengmeiyoukanjiannvguishi，

turanfaxianzheiwuzi、zheichuang、haiyoudishangsuidiaodehuapinghesanluodehua……zheibushiwojia！！

zheiwuziheganggangjiandaonvguideneiwueryiyang！「shimeng，kendingshimeng，lianhuanmeng，wohaimeixing，haimeixing！」

woyibiananweiziji，yibianjixutangxiaqushituzaidushuizhe，buyuanmianduizheiyiqie。「dongdongdong！」「xiaomei，

xiaomei！nigaohaolemei？xiaoshuaitamenzaidengwomenle！」a？！xiaoshuai？sheishixiaoshuai？yourenzaifangdianyingjieshuo？！

womeifazaipianzijile，wochuanyuele？！2、dakaimenhou，yigezhangdehen「keji」

、henfengmandenvhaiyiliandefanzaohebuman。haobukuazhangdishuo，tadepingguojiheetouliangdefaguang，

duduchunguagexinglixianggujidouhaiyoushengyu。「nidaodizaigaoshenme？zaoshangbushishuohaole，

jinwan9dianyaoquguzhaitanxian，xianzaidou9dian10fenle，wohanlenizuzushifenzhong！」「gu、guzhaitanxian？」

wokanlekanchuanghuwaimianheidemeiyouyisiliangguangdetian，youxiebuquexindiwendao。「duia！

womenlaimiwuzhenbujiushilaitanxiande，buranlaiganma？niyiweilaituanjiana！」tayibianlazhewoxialou，

yibianbunaifandihuida。wohaimeigaomingbaidaodishizenmegefazhan，jiukanjianlouxiadengzhedesangenanhai。

getoudoutinggao，doutingshou，zhangdeye……geshigeyangde。qizhongyigezhangxiangbijiaoqiquandenanhaijiandaowomen，

reqingdiyingleshanglai。「xiaomei，nibuyongpa，woyidinghuibaohuhaonide！」wohaimeishuohua，

kejijiexiaohongdashengdunangdao：「yebuzhidaoxiaoshuaikanshangnishenmele，zhangdegengedouyacaiyiyang！」wo：？？

suanle，yanxiayougengzhongyaodeshiqing。zheipeizhi，zheiduihua，zheimingzi，

wonengcaidaowodagaishichuandaomougelankongbupianlile。「gewei！」wozhengsedao：「tiantaiwanle，

zanmenjiusuanyaotanxian，yedengmingertianliangba，buranzheimehei，kelepenglede，zheiliyemeigeyiyuan，buhaochuli！

」「meishide，xiaomei，dazhuangshiyixueyuande，womenbaoliyedouyoujijiuyaopin，buyongdanxin。」wenyan，

chuanheisechongfengyidexiongdideyidipaipaizijixiongtang，xiangwozhanshitadekekao。haohaohao！

zheimeyouanquanyishideyiqunren，shangganzhequzuosi！「neishenme，woshiti，pei，shentibushufu，

wojiubuqule，nimenwanerdekaixin！」liangyannanquangaisidegui！nimenxiansi，wojiubupeile，zaijian！

woyaochachalikaizheilizuijindechepiao，woyaokangzhehuochepao！「ai！ai！nimenfangwoxialai！」

meijiwoshangloudejihui，sangenanhaizhijietaiqiwodegebo，bawodaizoule，

houmianhaigenzhebutingduiwofanbaiyandexiaohong。「nimenzheishibangjia，baojing！woyaobaojing！」

wojiannandidakaizuanzaishoulideshihou，haimeijiesuojiubeixiaohongnazoule。

「meiyouxinhao，nidagepidianhua！」「fangpi！woganggangdakaideshihou，kandemingmingbaibaidemangeerxinhao。」

xiaohongyongkanshazideyanshenkanwo：「niyanjingmeimaobingba！zheipodifangnengyouxinhao！」kao！

zhiluweimasuanshirangnimenwantoule！daoyanniyaobuyaokankanzheichuanbangjingtoushibushibutaiheli！

「jinjibaojingmeiyouxinhaoyekenengdachuqude！」dan，wurendaliwo。jiuzheiyang，woyiluzhengzha，yiluhaojiao，

haohuadaihuadoushuojinle，zuibadoushuoganle，yemeirenliwo。zheisangeshoudegenpihouyiyangderen，

yitianshibuwandeniujinger，jiwokundesijin。3、zhongyu，wohaishihezheisigehanpizhanzailexiaozhenshenchu，

zaiyewandechentuoxia，genghuangluan、gengyinsen、yikanjiubushishenmehaodierdeguzhaimenkou。「dagedajiemen，

nimenzuosiganmafeidaishangwoa，nimenxianglaitanxian，wobuxianga！woyaohuijia！」yankanzheyaojinqule，

wohaishibusixindixiangzhengkaisisichanzhuwodegebo。「buxing，xiaomei，

womencdatanxianshehaoburongyilaidaozheierle，zenmenengshaoleni！」xiaoshuaibujinziwogandong，haishitugandongwo，

tadeyuqizhenchengjile。「ge，wotuishexingbu，woxianzaijiutui，wobupei，wodanzixiao，rongyibeihesi，

fangguowoba！」mafanrenzhenkankanwo，woyanleidoukuaichulaile，woyehenzhencheng！！xianran，

zheijigehanpimeiyigeyuanyitingwoshuohua。tamenhaishiyingshengshengdibawotuolejinqu。

woyanzhengzhengdikanzheguzhaineilaodedaochushichongdongdemutoudamenzijiguanshanglezhihou，xuanzhedexinzhongyusile。

woxinrusihuidibeichanzhu，

mianwubiaoqingdikanzheaokugerenshe、yilumeishuoguohuade、mingweiaweidenanhaijimeigerendoufenleyigeshoudiantong。

yipangdexiaoshuaihaizaishiturangwoxiangxinganggangdemendoushifengchuide。kejijieyejiushixiaohong，

tarengjiuhenjingyediyongbiaoqingduiwobiaoshibuxie。「guzhaitaidale，wohexiaomei、aweiyizu，

xiaohonghedazhuangyizu，zhaodaoleshenmedianhualianxiwomen**。」haoahaoa！fensanrenyuanzengjiasiwanggailvshiba！

nimenshishengpazijihuoguojinwana！4、guzhaiyigongyousiceng，xiaohonghedazhuangfuzesanlousilou，

wozebeichanzheliuzaileyilou。tamenyibiandakaigezhigezhixiangdefangjianmen，yibianhaibuwangbawotuojinqu。tinghao，

songgaodierdoujiwomochengpingdixiele！woyijingmeiyoujinglimarenle，

yinweizheigefangjianyikanjiutmbushigezhengchangfangjian！suoyoudejiajudongdaoxiwai，

shangmianhaiyoubuzhidaoshidaokande、haishifutouduodehenji。yaoyaoyuzhuidechuanghubeifengchuide，

yixiayouyixiazhuangjizheqiangbi。dachuangshanganhongsedebeizizaipobaidefangjianlijiqixianyan，

zhouweiyitantanganhedexuejirangrenyixinzheibeizishifouyeshixueranhongde……kongjumanmanpashangxintou，

quezaiwodeshixiansaoshidaojijiaogalalidewifishi，shunjianxiaoshi，woshenzhihaiyoudianerxiangxiao。

ziwomenjinruguzhai，suodaozhidichuchudoushiminguodeganjue，jiuxiang《qingshenshenyumengmeng》liluzhenhuadejiayiyang。

wolijiezheishigelanpian，danzheimedageerluyouqi，haitmshigebaisede，hennankanbudaoba！

daoyannishiyidianerxinyebucaoa！zheiliangweirenxionggenxialeyiyang，jikanbudaozheifangjiandeguiyi，

yekanbudaochuanbangdewifi，fanerdaizhejifenxingfendezheifanfan、neifanfan。

laozidetoudoukuaiyaochengbolanggule，nimennengbunengxianjiwofangxia！！meirenliwo。suizhefengshengyuelaiyueda，

tamendetanbaoxingdongyejijiangjiejinweisheng。「gazhi~」jiaoluodeyijubeidakai，shoudiantongzhaodaodedifang，

daochushidaixuedehenji，xiangshibeizhijiazhuachulaide。buzhizende，fangjianlituranlengqilaile。wodexinzangkuangtiao，

tongyangde，chanzhewodelianggehanpiyedougebuting。「xiongdimen，qiuqiule，zanzouba，bu，zanpaoba，

zheibushigehaodier，nimenyaoshizaixihuan**，dengzanlikai，woqingnimenqumishitaotuo，zanbuwanmingxingbu？」

zaiweixianmianqian，wohaishibusixindiquanshuotamenlikai。tamenyechajuedaobuduijinger，youxieyouyu。5、dan，

kongbupianjiushizheiyangde，xuanzelezuosi，jiubuhuijinibantuerfeidejihui。meidengxiaoshuaikaikou，

yijulihuanhuancongshangmianchuixialeyilvtoufa。talianglengzhule，wobenlaiyeyaolengzhude，danwozhengduizheyiju。

zheiweidaozhichongtianlinggai，zhende，pangchou！！「yue！」duibuqi，renbuleyidianer！

kenengyemeixiangdaoyourenhuitu，toufadexiajiangsuduyetingleyishun，suiji，limiandeguiyebuwanershenmele，

zhijiediaodaoyijuli，zhunbeipachulai。「aaaaaaa！！！！！」biqiqiweidechongji，

zheiweiguidezhenrongduiwomendechongjigengda！yizhanglianxueroumohu，meiyoupi，toufazhanzaixueroushangmian，

zhezhuleyanjing，shentiniuquwanzhe，gebowangshangzhe，tuiwanglizhe，touwanghoubeizhe，

beizhanliandezuilihaifachu「wuwu」sheng，huotuotuoyigeqixingzhong。qianjunyifazhiji，

yizhiqiangdiaohuibaohuwodexiaoshuaiheyabaaweirengxiawodegebo，touyebuhuidepaole，paojiupaoba，

haitmbamencongwaimianguanshangle。haohaohao！dananlintounimenxianfeishiba！shuobuqingshifennuzhanleshangfeng，

haishiqiushengyuzhanleshangfeng，wotaishou「peng」deyixia，

jiubahuanmanpaxing、haimeilaidejimaochutoudeguijiemeijizaiyijuli。nuhuoxia，rendeliqibuketongrieryu，

zheiweiguijiemeidetoufaliandaizhetoupi，beijumensisijiazhu，tengdetafachujianruidebaomingsheng。chentabingyaotaming！

woxunsudibafangjianlinengbandongdedongxidoudizaileyijumenqian，sisididuzhulejumen。erhou，

wochaoqipangbianhaisuanwanhaodeyizi，「bangbang」jixiazakailefangjianmen。6、yiloudatingli，

neilianggegouzaizhongzaojiubujianrenyingle。danandangtou，biqibaochou，haishitaomingyaojin。womeiquzhaoneiliang，

ershizhijiequguzhaidamen，changshituikai。raner，jiuxiangmeiyouyige0nengqingyizhaodaoyige1yiyang，

yemeiyouyigekongbupiandezhujiaonengqingyidakaizidongguanshangdedamen。wozhangtanyikouqi。

rengdiaoyijingzadexibalandeyizi，yanshendingjiaodaoyilouqiangshangguazhedeyibafuzishang。zanjiushishuo，

sheijiahaorenyongfuzi、ju、zhangdaoshadedangzhuangshipin。shiyizhici，taoyetaobudiao，

wozhinengtaochukoudailidezhibafuzililiwaiwaicalesanbian，caidaizhezheibacabudiaoxuejidefuzishanglou。

wodasuancongxiaohongneiernahuibeiqiangzoudeshouji，pengpengyunqi，wanyinengzhijiebaojingni！woyibiananweiziji，

yibianmaozheyaohuanguzhesizhoupashanglesanlou。zhiyuerlou……woyagenbudasuantingliu。womubiaomingque，

jiushixiangnahuishouji，duozaiyigeloucengdaiyihuier，jiuduoyifenbeiguigadiaodejilv。7、「ng……ng……」

「**！！」zheizheizheizhei！！maiaisimaiaisi！！woyaozhangzhenyanle！！shangdaosanlougangguaijiao，

wojiupengdaolelankongbupiandelingyidadinglv——mairou！xiaohonghedazhuangzhengmailideyundong。womudengkoudai，

bukuishikongbupianlizuodasidejiaose，zaizheierchuchujianguidedifangdouyouxingzhi，shizhenniua！

dazhuangbaozhexiaohongyigezhuanshenkanjianlewo，hedejiaoleyisheng，dazhuangbianchenglexiaozhuang。

「simimasaixiaozhuangjiangxiaohongjiang~」wolvexiankuijiudidaolegeqian，ranhouzhijieshuominglezijidelaiyi。

「xiaohongjiang，ninengbunengxiantingyiting，bawodeshoujixianhaijiwo？」xiaohongmeiyoudaliwo，yemeiyouhuitou，

xiaozhuangyeyidongbudong，lianseyichangganga。「neisha，shizaibufangbian，niliangjixu，

wozijizhaoxianidebaoheyifuleha！」woweichizhegangadeweixiao，

shouyijingtanxiangyipangbeirengdeluanqibazaodebaoheyifule。「nimen，zaiganshenme？！」

mingxianshuyuxiaohongdeshengyincongwobeihouxiangqi，jiwohedeyigeliejuchadianershuaidao。wowanghoutuileyibu，

beikaozheqiang，wojinlefuzi。xiaohongzaiwobeihou，neidazhuangbaozhedeshishei？！xianran，

dazhuangyeyishidaolezheigewenti，yegubudezijimeichuanyifu，yibabahuailidenvrentuilechuqu。cike，

nvrenyizhanghexiaohongyimoyiyangdekejiliandaizheguiyidexiao。suihou，

taguanghuabaixidepiyikuaikuailiekailuchulimianxianhongdexuerou。lisede**langyeyilvlvluozaidishang，

querdaizhideshizhanzhexueyedeheifa。liandishangdeyifudoubianchengleyijianbeixueranhongdeqipao。

「aaaaaaaa！！」zhenggebianhuadeguochengjimiaojiujieshule，rangrendoumeifanyingguolaitaopao。

wopaochulewocishengzuikuaidesudu。8、dengwofanyingguolai，renyijingzaisiloule。louxia，

kenengshidazhuanggedaomeidanmeiyoupaodiao，fachuzhenzhenqicandejiaohan。wosisiwuzhuzijidezuibuganfachusheng，

erbianyizhenjijing，naodaiyipiankongbai，zhiyouxinzangzai「dongdongdong」dekuangtiao。guolexujiu，

wobuzhidaodazhuangshibushichedigale，louxiameileshengyin。woxiaofududehuodonglexiazijijiangyingdeshenzi，

quetingjianshenshangchuanlaile「dinglingling」deshengyin。ditouyikan，wochuanzheyijianqingseqipao，

xiongqianhaiguazheyigeyinlingdangxianglian，henshihaokan。「**，ninzhongyulaile，laoyehefurenzhengdengzheninni！」

yipangdewuzilizouchulaiyigezhazheshuangji、piaoliangkeaidehuangyinvhai。「laoye？furen？**？」

woyihuodizhongfuzhezheixiemoshengdechenghu。「nishishei？wo，youshishei？」wonaodaikongkong，

haoxiangshenmejiyidoumeiyoule。wobuzhidaowoshishei，yebuzhidaozheishizaina。xiaoyatoutingjianwodehuayouxiezheji。

「**！woshijinjina！nindetieshenyahuan。」「si~」wonaoqiaotongleyixia。「buzhidaoweishenme，

nizheixiechenghuwozongjuedewozaicosplay。」ai？shenmeshicosplay？「**，

ninbiekaiwanxiaole，quwanle，laoyehefurenyaoshengqide！」meidengwoxiangmingbai，

jinjinjiuchanzhuwodegebobawozhuaizoule。zheizishi……gaisideshuxi！9、womenchuanguoyigeyouyigezoulang，

zuizhongjinleyigeshehuadedating。jinjinjiwoandaoleyigeyizishang。wozuokankanyoukankan，

xinzhongshengqilenonghoudezhanyouyu。zheigehuapinghaokan，kendingzhiqian，xiangyao！zheigezhuzihaoliang，kendingyezhiqian，

xiangyao！zheige……「miaoshan，haibuguolaijianjiannizhoubomu，heliaofuren。」datingshizhongshizhuangxiu，

shangzuozuozheyigechuanzhezhangshan、ruyayingjundezhongniannanren，

tapangbianzuozheyigeshenchuanhongseqipao、toudaizhenzhushoushi、meiyandongrendenvren。

yinggaishijinjinkouzhongdelaoye、furen。xiashoudiyige，zuozaiwoduimiande，

shiyiweichuanzhebaisedachang、cimeishanmudezhongniannvren。yinggaishizhoubomu。zhiyutapangbianneiwei，

etouhepingguojifaguangdeliaofuren……si，youdianyanshu。「zheijiushimiaoshana，baiwenburuyijian，

zhangdezhenshi……」liaofurenrouyankejiandidunleyixia，suihoulijishuodao：「zhenshinianqingkeai！」

wogankendingtalaizhiqianyidingzhunbeileyiduicier，jieguojiandaowobenrenyigeyemeiyongshang。

wobufuqidijuelejuezui。furenyongtaneidaizhezhuozihejinjiezhidebaixixiaoshouyanzuixiaoleyisheng，

gutoudoujirenxiaosule。「womennannana，qizhihecaihuadousuiwomenlaoye，bujinqinqishuhuayangyangjingtong，

haixindishanliang、xianhuiwenrou、titiedafang~」「puchi！」turuqilaidexiaoshengxiyinledatingsuoyourendemuguang。

worenzhuxiaoyijieshidao「baoyisi，buzhidaoweishenme，yongzheixiecikuawo，zongyouyizhongjifenqiushuajinfen，

lengzhuangjinzideganjue！」dajiaxianranbeiwozheizhaliedebiyujizhadaole，yishizhijiandouchenmolexialai。「hehe。

」laoye，yejiushiwodieganxiaoyisheng，shitudapoganga：「wozheinver，beiwoguanhuaile，xihuankaiwanxiao，

zhoufurenbiejieyi。」liaotaitaifuhezhedayuanchang：「nalinali，lingqianjinhen，henyoumo。」「miaoshanhenhao，

woerzihenxihuanta，zheimenqinshiwohenmanyi。」zhoubomuyanzhongdemanyizhisedoukuaiyaoyichulaile，

sihuwoshishenmezouguoluguobunengcuoguodedabaobeier。「ninmanyijiuhao，

neizhiqianninhewojialaoyeshuohaodeshier？」furenyanzhuzidiliuliudizhuan。「ziranshisuanshude，

dengmiaoshanjiaguolai，nimenxiangyaodewozihuishuangshoufengshang。」zhoubomudadao。

「zhougongzihemiaoshan**langcainvmao、tianzuozhihe，wozheimeirenfeiazhengdekeshiqingsong。」

liaofurenxiaodeyabujianyan。haoa！zheijigelaodeng，suanpanzhuzidoubengwolianshangle，hezheshinawohuanhaochulaile！

「shahaochua？youwoyifenerbu？」wodewentidapoleqilerongrongdehuamian。jirenyigeng，mianmianxiangqu。

bianyidiegengshijuedemeimianzi，zhijiefalehuo。「nizheiyatou，sheijiaodenizheiyangmeiguiju！zhangbeishuohua，

nayounichazuidedaoli！」「hai，nidouyaowojimaile，wohaibunengwenyijumaileduoshaoqianle？」「fangsi！！

jinjin，**bushufu，haibudai**huifang！」「shi。」

yushimomingqimiaobushufudewoyouyishuxidezishibeichanzoule，

erqiepangbianchanwodeliangnanpurenyeshigaisideshuxi。woshitufanbo。「womeiyoubushufu，

woganjuexianzailiangengsanmudidoubudaidachuanqierde！」「haibukuaidianerbatadaixiaqu！」wodienuhou。

10、beirengjinfangjianli，worengjiubufuqi，juedetamenmeilimao，dashengdigu。「woshuohuazenmele？

ganmaturanganren，jinjinnishuo，tamenshibushihenguofen？」jinjinluchugangaerbushilimaodeweixiao。