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小说简介

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精彩章节

erzishangyoueryuanhou,womajiubanguolaihewomenyiqizhu,jieguowolaopoquezhengtianmeishizhaoshihewochaojia。

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可我是个男的啊!

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我妈在说什么?

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womangrandikanzhewomamoshengdelianseshitujieshidao:

「ma,nirangyixia,woyoujishizhaochu……zhaoxiaoye……」

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qingjizhixiawoshenshouxiangyaobokaiwomadangzhemenkoudegebo,sheizhitajingyibabawoshuaidaodishang,chazheyaobafangmendangdegengjieshile。

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querenguoyanshen,woshentiliderenjuranshiwodelaopo,chuqiao。

zuowandaodifashengleshenme,wozenmehechuqiaohuanleshenzi?

woganjuewodecpu**shaole,erzheishiwomachushengdapolezheipiandeningjing:

「zenmeqilaile?haizaoni,nizaishuihui。」

womajiandaochuqiao,yuqishunjianbianderuchunfengbanwennuan,heganggangpanruoliangren。

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