当我的废柴系统送来佛系水豚战兽猪猪侠年年十八岁-著

小说简介

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精彩章节

morijianglinneiwan，wojiazhinengbingxiangturanmaodongbeihua：“jiancedaoshapaozisuzhuyimei，

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tahantaikejudizhayan：“elebameizi？bendayegangjibingxiangzhirulezidongshengchanmokuai。

”xiayimiaobingxiangtuchuretengtengpisa，

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wojianeitaipobingxiangturanbengchujudachaziweishizudedongbeihua：“aimaya！jiancedaoshapaozisuzhuyimei，

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nigefeiwuwenmian！yiweiyanggetubulajidehaozijingjiunenghehuren？haitama‘tulujiuwanshile’？

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chila——sunhuneitiaojinbengdeniuzikudangbuyingshengerlie，zhankaiyitiaodafeng，

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kongqilizhishengshuitunmanyouyoudehaqiansheng：“ze……huakuchaerhaitingsaoqi。”**zheqianghuazuozaidi，

chadianxiaochaqi。shuituncengguolai，nashiluludebizigongwodetui。weijiguoqu，wocaizhuyidaozijiyizhizaidou。

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4tuozheyigebuzhishengsidenanrenzhaolegebantadedixiachekuandunxialai。wobazuihoubanpingshuiquanyongshangle，

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nanrenlunkuofengli，yanshenqueyoudianchuxingdemimang：“chifan。”dunledun，xiangshisisuoxitongjichudebiaozhundaan，

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”woyikoulengshuiquanpenlechulai，kedetianhundian，“shei、sheishinixifu？！

”zheidabingtuozinaozibeisangshikenleba？shuitunzaiwojiaobianfachuyuyuede“pupu”sheng，genfangpiside。

8luyan——tazhongyutuchulemingzi，renruqiming，xiangbachuqiaodelengbingqi。

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“jiushizhei**hetadehaozijing！xiezige，haiyouneigehoulaimaochulaidexiaobailian！

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shuitunmaodoumanyouyoudiwangqiannuo，duizheshaqitengtengdeyiqunren：“zadi？zutuanerlaisongrentou？

”sunhukuangxiao：“jilaoziniansuitamen！”xiayimiao，zhijianmaodoutoudingneicuodaimao“xiu”dishudebizhi！

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”xiezigeyihuorenbeikunchengtengqiuzongzigunzouhou，shijieturananjingdebuzhenshi。xiyangranhonglebanbiantian。

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turancongtanongmidebeimaolidouluochuyike……lvyouyou、zhanweiweidexiaonenya？xiaoyazhagenzaituli，

“puchi”yishengqingxiang，shunjianzhangchengyizhuxiaobeigao、yepianxiangfeicuibantitoude……xiaoshu？“shawanyier？

”wokuaizidiaodishangle。luyandeyanshenruiliqilai，tazoudaoneizhuguaishuqianzixiguancha，

dishengshuo：“buxiangyizhizhiwu。”tazhijianningjuqiyidiannanyichajuedenengliangbowen，

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8luyanbalianzhuanhuilai，yanshenxiangcuilebing：“neizhuzhiwuzaixishouwodenengliangyuan，danwufabianshileixing。

tahuoxugenmaodoutongyuan，youjinhuakeneng。”yeli，yizhenjiqiweiruodegulushengbawochaoxing。

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9yizhongqiyidebennengqushizhe**jin。woshenchushouzhi，qingqingfuguoneipianboruchanyidenenye。

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qiangjiaodemaodou“pu”leyisheng，fangfozaishuo：yatou，youbendayezhaozhe，huangsha？

kanzheluyanshoulineiguomaozhekeyizisepaopaode“yingyangjungutang”，

wodiyiciduimaodouchanshengqiangliegongqing：beizhuishakenengmeizheimejianao。“neige…wogangshoudaoxinhao，

yaoquchengdongxunluo！”wozhuaqixiutiepianzuodepodaojiuxiangliu。10luyanjingzhunkouzhuwohouyiling，

lidaoganghaobawoenhuiquetuixiaobandengshang：“xinhao？fangyuanwubaimizhiyoufeijinshuganrao。

”tamianwubiaoqingbawanduidaowozuibian，tanghaizaiguiyidifantengzhexixiaoqipao，“hewan，shangkouyuhe。

”“ou…moushaqin…pei，moushaduiyoua！”tangruhoudeshunjian，