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《dongwoguimi，cuoguyanghui！》zhujiaoweiguyanchenweiweianan，zuozhebingmayongzaitaobiaoqingbaorumuchunfengdenaodonggenxiangxiangli，qingjiehuanhuanxiangkou，xiamianjiujigeweijieshaoyixia。"kandaoneiyimushi，wozhengzaihedeshuimengdipenlechulai，suijiyizhenjuliedekesou。linweiweineimetenganan，……

精彩章节

1wohelinweiweitanzaizongtongtaofangdeditanshang，xiangbinbeidaozaiyibian，qipaozaiditanshangyunkaixiaoxiaodeshihen。

luodichuangwaishizheigeshijiezuifanhuadeyejing，nihongxiangdafandediaosepan，babanbiantianrandewuguangshise。

"suoyinizhenyaozou？"linweiweideshengyindaizhekuqiang，tahuailibaozhegangmanzhousuideerzianan，

xiaojiahuozhengzuanzhetadeshouzhigegexiao。wodiantou，zhijianhuaguokongjianmianbanshangshanshuode"tuoli"anniu。

sannianqianwohetabangding"wanrenmigonglvexitong"，suijitoufangdaozheigexiandaishijie，

taderenwushigonglveshangyejuziguyanchen，

woderenwushigaodingneigerangzhenggeshangjiewenfengsangdandefengpifanpailujinghan。xianzairenwujindu100%，

xitongtishiwomenkeyixuanzetuolihuoliuxia。"zheiliduohaoa。"linweiweicenglecengananderuanfa，

yanjingliangjingjingdikanxiangbuyuanchushufangdefangxiang，guyanchenzhengzaichuliwenjian，

nuanhuangdedengguanggoulechutatingbadeshenying，"guyanchenduiwohenhao，

ananyezheimekeai......woconglaimeiyongyouguozheixie。"tashiguer，zaifuliyuanzhangda，

shibasuijiuchulaidagong，beikekougongzi、beifangdongganchumenshijiachangbianfan。yudaoguyanchenqian，

tazuidadeyuanwangshizangouqianzugedaiyangtaidedanjian。wodongtadeshebude。guyanchenqiuhunneiwan，

tabaozhewokulezhengzhengyiye，shuobuganxiangxinzijiyenengyongyoutonghualidejieju。"suqing，liuxialaiba。

"tazhuazhuwodeshou，zhangxinguntang，"nikanlujinghan，taduiniduotebiea。

shangcinisuikoushuoxihuanchengnandeyulanhua，tazhijiebaneizhengtiaojiedeshangpudoumaixialaile，

jiuweilerangnisuishinengkanhua。"woxiangqilujinghan。neigexinuwuchangdenanren，

huiyinweixiashudicuowenjianjiuzalezhengjianbangongshi，quehuibenzhuodijiwoboxia，zhijianbeixiaqiaozhapoleyebuhangsheng。

takanwodeyanshenzongshidaizhepianzhidezhanyouyu，xiangshouhuzhenbaodeelong。kezheilizhongjiushixunishijie。

xitongshangchenglidedaoju、gonglveshiderenshe、shenzhiwomenxianzaiyongyoudeshenfen，doushishujuduiqidepaomo。

"wobushuyuzheili。"woqingqingchouhuishou，"dannibuyiyang，weiwei，zheiliyounixiangyaodejia。

"shufangmenkaile，guyanchenzouchulai，xizhuangxiukouwanzhe，luchuxiaobeishangqingxidexueguan。

tazirandilanguolinweiweidejian，yanshenwenroudenengdichushui："qingqingyaozou，womengaizhufuta。"takanxiangwo，

yuqizhengzhong，"suqing，xiexienibaweiweidaidaowoshenbian。nifangxin，wohuiyongyibeiziduitahao，

rangtayongyuanzheimekaixin。"ananyiyiyayadishenchushouyaowobao，

wonielenietaruanhuhudeliandan："xiaomeiliangxinde，yihoukebuzhunqifunimama。

"lujinghanbuzhiheshizhanzaimenkou，heisechenshandelingkousongkailiangkekouzi，yanshenchenchendikanzhewo。

tacongbuwanliu，quezaiwoqishenshi，huranzhuazhuwodeshouwan，lidaodadejihuyaoniesuiwodegutou："liunianhou，

wodengnihuilaikankan。"woxiaole。tazongshizheiyang，mingmingzaihudeyaosi，pianyaozhuangdeyundanfengqing。"hao。

"wokanxianglinweiwei，"liunianhoudejintian，wolaijiananguoshengri。"linweiweikule，

guyanchenbenzhuodijitacayanlei，ananyegenzhepiezui。lujinghansongwodaokongjianliefengqian，

zuihoukanwodeyanshenxiangyouqianyanwanyu，zuizhongzhishuo："biemilu。"baiguangshanguo，wotuolilezheigeshijie。

2liunianhou，wozhunshitongguokongjianliefenghuidaozheigeshijie。haishineitiaokaimanyulanhuadejie，

lujinghanzhanzailaodifangdengwo，heisefengyibeifengchuidelieliezuoxiang，biliunianqiangengtianlejifenyinyu。

"ta......"wogangxiangwenlinweiweidejinkuang，jiubeitadaduan。"shangche。"tadeshengyinyouxieshaya。

chezishiguoshuxidejiedao，zuizhongtingzaiyidongmoshengdebieshuqian。zheibushiguyanchenhelinweiweidejia，

tamenyiqianzhudeshishizhongxinneidongnengfukanzhenggechengshiyejingdejiangjingfang。"tabuzaile。

"lujinghandeshengyinhenqing，xiangpajingraoleshenme，"sangeyueqian，guyanchenduiwaixuanbu，tayiwaiqushile。

"womengdituikaichemen，zhijianyinweiyonglierfanbai："bukeneng！wolaizhiqianchaguoxitongjilu，

tadeshengmingtizhengmingmingshizhengchangde！"lujinghankanzhewo，yandishihuabukaidenongzhong："xitongjilu？suqing，

nituolihou，zheigeshijiedeshijianxianshiduliyunxingde，xitongzaojiutingzhigengxintadezhuangtaile。"wochongjinbieshu，

ketinglizuozheyigechuanzhebaiselianyiqundenvren，zhangfapijian，qizhiwenwan，zhengjiyigexiaonanhaixuepingguo。

neinanhaimeiyanxiangjileguyanchen，zhengshiliusuideanan。"nishishei？"nvrenjingtidizhanqilai，

baananhuzaishenhou。ananduozainvrenhuaili，qieshengshengdikanwo，yanshenlimanshimosheng。"guyanchenni？

"wodeshengyinzaifadou。nvrenhaimeishuohua，guyanchenjiucongloushangxialaile。tachuanzheangguidesichoushuiyi，

kandaowoshimingxianlengleyixia，suijizhouqimei："suqing？nizenmelaile？

"tadeyuqipingdandexiangzaiwenyigeputongdekeren，shenzhidaizheyisibuyichajuedeyanfan。"weiweini？

"wosisidingzheta，"nishuotaqushile？zenmequshide？zainaqushide？zanglini？

woweishenmeshenmedoubuzhidao？"guyanchendeliansechenlexialai："suqing，guoqudeshijiubiezaitile。

weiweiyijing......"neigebaiyinvrenturankaikou，shengyinroudefani，"yanchen，zheiweishi？

"guyanchendebiaoqingshunjianrouhexialai，zouguoqulanzhutadeyao，yuqishiwocongweitingguodewenrou："zheishisuqing，

yiqiandeyigepengyou。"takanxiangwo，"jieshaoyixia，zheishiwotaitai，bairuoxi。"taitai？woxiangbeileipizhong，

hunshendexueyedouninggule。liunianqianneigezaiwomianqianfashihuiyibeiziduilinweiweihaodenanren，

xianzailouzhebiedenvren，jiaotataitai？"anan，jiaosuayi。"guyanchenkanxiangnanhai。

ananduozaibairuoxihuaili，yaoyaotou，xiaoshengshuo："baba，wopa。zheigehuainvren，jinlaijiuchaowohemama！

""anan！"guyanchenhechidao，quemeiyouzhendeshengqi。bairuoxirouroudixiaole："xiaohaizibudongshi，

luanshuode。su**，nibiewangxinliqu。qishiwoyechangtingyanchentiqini，

shuoniheweiweishizuihaodepengyou......weiweitamingku，zoudezao，

liuxiawomenguerguamude......"tadeyanleishuolaijiulai，qiadaohaochudihualuo，

woquekandeyizhenehan。"nishuosheishihuainvren？"woyibubuzouxianganan，"anan，nikanzhewo，

woshisuqingayia。niwangle？xiaoshihounizongxihuanjiuwotoufa，shuoyaobawodefashengsongjimamadangliwu。

haiyounishuozheigenvrenshinimama？nidemamajiaolinweiwei！nizenmeganhanbierenmamade！

"ananquehededakuqilai："nizoukai！nishihuairen！wozhiyoubaimamayigemama！

"wodexinxiangbeihenhenjiuzhu，tengdechuanbuguoqi。zheijiushilinweiweiyongminghuzhedeerzi？

zheijiushineigecengjinghuinaishengnaiqijiaowo"qingqingayi"dexiaojiahuo？"guyanchen，"wodeshengyinlengdexiangbing，

"bahuashuoqingchu，weiweidaodizenmele？"guyanchenzhoumei："suqing，ninaogoulemeiyou？weiweiyijingqushile，

ruoxixianzaicaishianandemama，zheigejiadenvzhuren。nizaizheiyang，wojiubukeqile。""bukeqi？

"woxiaole，xiaoshengzaikongkuangdeketinglixiandegewaicier，"guyanchen，liunianqianniguizaiwomianqian，

qiuwoquanweiweiliuxialaideshihou，zenmebushuobukeqi？nishuonihuibatapengzaishouxinliteng，

nishuoniyongyuanbuhuirangtashouweiqu，zheixiehuanidouwanglema？

"guyanchendelianseyizhenqingyizhenbai："ciyishibiyishi！weiweita......tahoulaibianle，

biandemanbujiangli，caijixinzhong，haizongshishanghairuoxi......""fangpi！

"wozhongyurenbuzhubaolecukou，"linweiweishishenmeyangderenwobiniqingchu！tacongxiaojiupajibierentianmafan，

jiusuanshouleweiquyezhihuizijibiezhe，tazenmekenengshanghaibieren？""goule！"guyanchentigaoleyinliang，

"suqing，wokanzainishiweiweipengyoudefenshangcaiduinikeqi，nibiejilianbuyaolian！lairen，batajiwoganchuqu！

"baobiaoyonglejinlai，womeidong。lujinghanhandao:“wokansheigandongta，tashaoyigentoufasi，

mingtiangushiyejiumeiyoucunzaidebiyaole！”guyanchenhebairuoxiliansedabian。tamenwangle，

wogonglvedeshilujinghan，neigezhanzaishijiedingduandefengpi。zheiliunian，

lujinghanzaizheigeshijiedaxialegengshendegenji，dongdongshouzhijiunengranggushijituanpochan。"guyanchen，

"woyibububijinta，yanshenlidehanyijihuyaojiangtadongjie，"gaosuwo，linweiweidaodizainali。fouze，

worangnihenizheigexintaitai，haiyounibaobeierzi，yiqiqujitapeizang。

"3lujinghanbawodaihuiletadechengbao。zheiliheliunianqianyiyang，yinsen、huali，chuchutouzhetaduyoudepianzhi。

"wochaguole。"tadijiwoyibeiweishiji，bingkuaizaibeizhongpengzhuangchuqingcuideshengxiang，"sangeyueqian，

guyanchenbaoguojing，shuolinweiweishizongle。bangeyuehou，jingfangrendingtashizuluorujiangzhong，shiguwucun。

""shizu？"wolengxiao，"linweiweicongxiaozaihebianzhangda，shuixinghaodehen，zenmekenengshizuluoshui？

""guyanchentigonglezhengju。"lujinghandeshengyindichen，"tashuolinweiweineiduanshijianjingshenzhuangtaibuhao，

youyiyuqingxiang，haishuotazijixieleyishu。""yishu？"womengdizhanqilai，"bukeneng！

weiweilianxiejiantaodouyaowobangtagai，tazenmekenengxieyishu？nalaiwokan！

"lujinghanyaotou："yishubeijingfangcundangle，wozanshinabudao。danwochadao，

bairuoxishiyinianqianchuxianzaiguyanchenshenbiande，tashigushijituandeshixisheng，jushuoshilinweiweiqinzizhaojinlaide。

""weiweizhaode？"zheidaoshichuhuwodeyiliao。linweiweixingzidanchun，zongjuedeshijieshanghaorenduo，

dagaishikanbairuoxikelian，caijiletajihui。"tahenhuizhuang。"lujinghankanzhechuangwai，"zailinweiweimianqian，

tashiguaiqiaodongshidemeimei；zaiguyanchenmianqian，tashishanjierenyidexiashu；zaiananmianqian，

tashiwenrounaixindejiejie。"woniejinlejiubei，zhijiefanbai："tajiejinweiwei，congyikaishijiushiyoumudede？

""henyoukeneng。"lujinghanzhuanguoshen，yanshenfuzadikanzhewo，"suqing，nilengjingdian。

xianzaiwomenmeiyouzhengju，bunengchongdong。""lengjing？"woxiaole，xiaodeyanleidoukuaichulaile，

"weiweikenengyijingsile！beineigebailianhuaheguyanchenhaiside！nirangwozenmelengjing？"wochongchuchengbao，

dongyonglesuoyouliliangkaishixunzhao。worangheikeqinruleguyanchenjiadejiankong，

chaleguoquyiniansuoyoudeluxiang；wopairenfanbianleneitiaojiangdeshangxiayou，

zhaolesuoyoukenengzangshidedifang；woshenzhizhaodaoledangchuchulilinweiwei"houshi"dejingcha，bitashuochushiqing。

keyiqiedoushitulao。jiankongzaiguanjianjiedianzongshi"qiahao"huaidiao，jiangbianmeiyourenhefaxian，

jingchayikouyaodingshiyiwai。guyanchenhebairuoxideshenghuoqueguodefengshengshuiqi。tamengongkaixiuenai，

jieshoucaifangshishuoyaodaizheananhaohaoshenghuo，daonian"wangqi"linweiwei，yingdeleyipiantongqing。

ananzaidianshishangduizhejingtoushuo："woxihuanbaimama，tabiwoqinmamahao。qinmamazongshimawo，haidababa。

"kandaoneiyimushi，wozhengzaihedeshuimengdipenlechulai，suijiyizhenjuliedekesou。linweiweineimetenganan，

shebudedongtayigenshouzhitou，zenmekenengdata？wofengleyiyangkaichequgujiabieshu，zhuangkaidamenchongjinqu。

bairuoxizhengzaijiaoananhuahua，kandaowolai，hedebaananbaoqilai，liansecangbai："su**，

niyoulaiganshenme？yanchenshuole，buhuanyingni......""bizui！"woyibatuikaita，

zhuazhuanandejianbang，"anan，kanzhewo！gaosuayi，nizaidianshishangshuomamadani，

shibushizheigenvrenjiaonizheimeshuode？"ananhededaku："nifangkaiwo！nishihuairen！baimamakuaijiuwo！

rangtazoukai！zoukai！"bairuoxichenjipuguolai，dangzaiananmianqian："su**，nibiehezhehaizi！

weiweiyijingbuzaile，niweishenmehaiyaojiuchanwomenyijia？nandaonijiujianbudeyanchenguodehaoma？

"guyanchenqiahaohuilai，kandaozheiyimu，liansetieqingdichongguolaituikaiwo："suqing！nidaodixiangganshenme？

ruoxiheanannaliduibuqinile？nifeiyaobisiwomencaiganxinma？""bisinimen？"wokanzheta，

huranjuedewubimosheng，"guyanchen，nimozhezijideliangxinshuo，zheiyinianlai，niduiweiweizuoleshenme？

""woduitaneimehao！shitazijibuzhizu！"guyanchenxiangshibeichuodaoletongchu，yinliangdouranbagao，

"tayishenyigui，zhengtianchawodegang，haiyuanwangruoxi，shuoruoxigouyinwo！ruoxineimeshanliang，chuchurangzheta，

taquedecunjinchi！woshougoutale！""suoyinijiushaleta？"wodeshengyindoudebuchengyangzi。

"nihushuobadaoshenme！"guyanchenyanshenshanshuo，"tashizijitiaojiangde！genwomeiguanxi！"jiuzaizheishi，

bairuoxituranwuzheduzidaozaidishang，

liansecanbai："a......wodeduzi......haotong......"guyanchenhehuaile，

lianmangbaoqita："ruoxi！ruoxinizenmele？kuaijiaojiuhuche！"wolenglengdikanzhetayanxi。jiuhuchelaile，

bairuoxibeitaizoushi，haixuruodiduiguyanchenshuo："yanchen，

bieguaisu**......tazhishitaixiangnianweiweile......"zheifuchuchukeliandeyangzi，

lianwodouchadianxinle。an**zheguyanchendeyijiao，qieshengshengdishuo："baba，woganggangkandao，

suayituilebaimamayixia，tahaixiangdabaimama......"womengdikanxianganan，xinchediliangle。

zheigehaizi，beitamenjiaoyangchengleshenmeyangzi？guyanchendeyanshenxiangcuiledudedaozi，sisidingzhewo："suqing，

nijiwodengzhe。"4wozuozailinweiweiyiqianzuixihuanqudekafeiguan，zheilihaibaoliuzhetazuiaidekaochuangweizhi。

liunianqian，womengangwanchenggonglverenwu，taxingfendilazhewolaizheili，dianleliangbeizuiguidekafei。"qingqing，

nikanzheige。"taxianbaosidenachuyigesironghezi，limianshiguyanchensongtadezuanjie，gezidanneimeda，

"tashuoyaoquwo，haiyaobagongsigufenfenwoyibanni。"woxiaozhechuotadeetou："shayang，

biebeinanrendetangyipaodanpianle。""caibuhuini。"tabajiezhidaizaishoushang，xiaodeyanjingdoumichengleyitiaofeng，

"guyanchenduiwoshizhenxinde。tazhidaowopahei，

meiwandoudengwoshuizhecaiquchuligongzuo；tajidewosuoyoudeshengliqi，

tiqianjiubeihaohongtangjiangcha；tahaibawodemingzikezaitadexinkoushang......"tashuolehenduohenduo，

yuqilidexingfuzangdouzangbuzhu。woxiangqilujinghan。neigeshihoutahaimeixianzaizheimeyinyu，

huibenzhuodixuezhezhaoguwo。youyiciwoganmaole，tabazhenggechengshideyishengdouqingdaolebieshu，

jieguobeiwomaleyidun，weiqudexianggehaizi。"nini？"linweiweituozhexiabakanwo，

"nidasuangenlujinghanzenmeban？taduinineimehao。"wojiaodongzhekafei："wobushuyuzheili。

dengniwendingxialai，wojiuzou。""biezouma。"talazhewodeshousajiao，"womenyiqizaizheilishenghuobuhaoma？

nikan，womendelaogongdouneimelihai，womenkeyiyiqiguangjie，yiqizuospa，

yiqikanzhewomendehaizizhangda......"tamiaohuideweilaihenmeihao，kewozhidaoneibushiwodeguisu。

houlaiwolikaile，ouerhuitongguolujinghanlejietadejinkuang。diyinian，tajiwofaxiaoxi，

shuoguyanchenjitabanleshengdadehunli，tachenglezuixingfudexinniang。diernian，tashuotahuaiyunle，

guyanchenbagongzuodoutuile，zhengtianpeizheta，jinzhangdebudele。disannian，ananchushengle，