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小说简介

yangguangzongwangguihuashiyiweixinhuaizhengyidenianqingzhentan,zaixiaolangchuangzuodexiaoshuo《duanwujizu,wokaodanmufanjididi》zhong,tajiangmianduiyixiliepushuomilidemoushaanjian。fuyouzhihuihedongchalideyangguangzongwangguihuabuduanpojiexiansuo,jieshizhenxiangbeihouyinzangdeyinmou。zheibuduanpianyanqingxiaoshuojinzhangciji,chongmantuilihexuanyiyuansu,rangwobianchengshazia!」「nishaotamafangpi!」laomajianwoquanshuolechulai,qidebaolecukou,henbudeshangqiansilanwodezui。「zhuyitaidu!」nvjingguandengletayi……bijiangdaijiduzheyixiangbudaodejingxihezhenhan。

精彩章节

duanwujiejizu,wodeyanqianturanchuxianleqiguaidedanmu:

【nvzhuzenmehaicigedayagagaleni?mashangtadijiazhuangtaiyeshangshen,yaoshaleta!】

【zhenshiwojianguozuiwonangdesifa,zheifumuyezhenchun,meikanchulaierzishijiazhuangdema?nayoutaiyeshangshenshizheiyangde?】

【zezeze,zhongnanqingnvdejiatingbuqiguailou,dengtasile,caichanjiuquanshidididele。】

wojiangxinjiangyi,dengdaleyanjing,juedebukesiyi。

zenmekeneng?wojiuzheimeqingyidesile?

budengwohuanguoshenlai,didihaositufaeji,hunshenchouchu。

【laile,laile!mashangyaotaiyeshangshenle!】

laibujiduoxiang,wojimangshangqianbandaodidi,ranhoufafeng、niuqu、yinanpaxing。

jirantakeyijiazhuangtaiyeshangshen,woyekeyijiazhuangtainaishangshen!

谁怕谁!

1

「nizheiyatou,jintianduanwujizu,nizenmehaimeidao?nandaoyaoquanjiazaizheilibaibaidengni?」

erbianchuanlailaomadecuicu,daizheyisibunaifan。

yiwangduanwujizu,bamarenweiwozhishigeyatoupianzi,genbenbudaiwo。

jinnianbuzhidaoweishenme,daishanglewo,haicuiwoganjinlai。

「haodema,womashangjiudao,jintianlushangdu,woyemeibanfa。」

womazaidianhuaneitoulenghengyisheng,yuqikebo:「haibukuaidian,yidianshijianguanniandoumeiyou!」

dengwojinganmangangandaoshanding,bamahedidiyangguangzongzaojiuzaidengle。

laobacaozheyifudajiazhangzuopai,shuangshoubeizaishenhou,jianwolaichile,yezhishizhoulezhoumei。

yangguangzongdingzhewo,mouguangzhongshanguoyisiyinleng,rangwoganjuebuhanerli。

laomakandaowo,jimangchongguolai,zhuaizhewodegebojiuwangfentougan。

taliqihenda,qiadewoshengteng。

haoburongyigandao,haimeidengwochuanxi,yanqianturanchuxianqiguaidedanmu:

【nvzhuzenmehaicigedayagagaleni?mashangtadijiazhuangtaiyeshangshen,yaoshaleta!】

【zhenshiwojianguozuiwonangdesifa,zheifumuyezhenchun,meikanchulaierzishijiazhuangdema?nayoutaiyeshangshenshizheiyangde?】

【zezeze,zhongnanqingnvdejiatingbuqiguailou,dengtasile,caichanjiuquanshidididele。】

woroulerouyanjing,keshiyanqiandedanmuyidianmeibian。

youqialeyixiagebo,haotong!

yuanlaibushihuanjue,nandaoyanqianzheidanmu,jiangdeshizhende?

wojiangxinjiangyi,dengdaleyanjing,juedebukesiyi。

zenmekeneng?wojiuzheimeqingyidesile?beiwodihaiside?

keshiwohetagenbenjiumeiyoushenmeshenchoudahena,taganmayaobiwoyusidi?

taitoukanxiangbama,congxiaodaoda,tamensuiranpianxinyangguangzong,kebuzhiyuzheimecaojianrenmingba!

kebudengwoxixiangzheidanmudezhenshixing,yangguangzongturanyouledongzuo。

tahaositufaeji,hunshenchouchu,kanqilaiguaiyijile。

zheishi,yitiaodanmukuaisupiaoguo:

【laile,laile!mashangyaotaiyeshangshenle!】

laibujiduoxiang,baomingyaojin,jishizheidanmushijiade,woyebunengbuzhongshi。

wojimangshangqianbandaoyangguangzong,ranhoufafeng、niuqu、yinanpaxing。

danmuyebeiwodesaocaozuojingdaile!

【zheishizenmehuishi?zheihewomenkandejuqingbuyiyanga?】

【a?zheijiediliangdoufengle?】

【**,youdianyisi,bangexiaodengzuodenghouxu。】

wodixiatou,lianzhuzuijiaodexiaoyi。

还是我聪明机智!

jirantakeyijiazhuangtaiyeshangshen,woyekeyijiazhuangtainaishangshen!

谁怕谁!

2

budengyangguangzongfanyingguolai,wolimakaishile「jingzhan」debiaoyan。

kesouleliangsheng,woyadisangyin,mofangtainaicanglaodekouwen:

「yangdaqiang,wangguihua,nimenzuijinyouxiepiaoa,jialixiaobeixinshubuzheng,zuoweifumu,nimenzenmeguande?」

beidiandaoxingming,bamayoujingyouyi,kanzhewodeyanshenlidaizhexiexukongju。

「siyatoupianzi,yishenyiguishuoxieshenmeni?jintianshijizudedarizi,haibuganjingunguolai!」

laomadenglewoyiyan,henshixianqi,jimangshangqian,zhunbeibawolaxiaqu。

jiuzaizheishi,danmuzaicishuaping:

【zenmehuishi,bushididima,zenmehuanchenglejiejie,zheibutaiduiba?】

【liuliuliu,shiqingkaishiyouyisiqilaile,zhichijiejiefanshadidi!】

【zheimayeshigelinbuqingde,nvzhuhaibutainaihuashen,jitajigedazuibazi?】

kanzhedanmu,woyaoyaoya,zhengzhalehenjiu。

kaolvdaozuoxizuo**,wohaishizhaobanle。

shangqujiushiliangbazhang,dadetazuolianzhongzhangbukan,kanqilaigaoxiaojile。

「siyatou,nijingrangandawo?fanlenile!」

laomaqijibaihuai,yanshenlikehenliqilai,zhangyawuzhuadixiangwopulai。

wokanxianglaobadefangxiang,lishengdahe:「yangdaqiang,zheijiushiniqudehaolaopo?woxinxinkukulachenibanda,nijingranzaiyanpizidixiarangtahewodongshou?」

「niyanlihaiyoumeiyouwozheigelaopozi?haiyoumeiyounizumu?」

laobalianselikebianle,tayibashangqian,zhizhizhulaoma,ranhoudingzhewo,jinghunweiding。

「nipingshenmeshuonishiwozumu?wozumuzaojiusile!」

yangguangzongyefanyingguolaile,zijideximabeiqiangle,tajidedahandajiao:

「ba,biexintade,zheifenmingshiwojiezaisahuangpiannimen,zenmekenengshitainaishangshen?」

laobabenlaijiujiangxinjiangyi,yitingyangguangzongsongyong,gengshilaihuo。

「haoa,siyatou,yuanlaishizaipianwo,kanwobudasini,jiliezuliezongxiezui!」

bamamoquancazhang,zhunbeishanglaihenhenzouwoyitong,jiwogejiaoxun。

我冷笑,缓缓开口:

「yangdaqiang,ni7suineinian,zuzhaihouyuandejingnaoshuiguai,shiwonaaicaoheshengyansaleqitianqiye,caipingjingde,nibujidelema?」

「dangshideni,hedebansi,santianbuganqumaoce。」

laobayiting,lengzaileyuandi。

zhunbeigonghuodemamaheyangguangzongyikan,yeshaleyan。

3

「laoyang,zhei,zhei,zheibuhuishizhendeba?」

laomakanzhelaoba,liansebianleyoubian,yanlishanguoyisibukezhixin。

yangguangzongshaleyan,talazhelaobadegebo,butingyaohuang。

「ba,bietingyangyunhushuobadao,takendingshikuangnide,zheige**……」

huayinweiluo,「pa——」deyisheng,yangguangzongdelianshangchuxianleqingxidewuzhiyin。

「shenme?ba,nijingrandawo?」

yangguangzongwuzhelian,yiliandebukezhixin。

suihoudaizhekuqiang,zhuantouxianglaomakusu:

「ma,bajingrandawo,tajingranweileyige**dawo!」

yanjianbaobeierzibeida,womaqifengle,tataishouzhunbeinaobadelian,quebeibadeyigeyandaohedebugandong。

「fangsi!nimenzaiganqingjuwangdong?wogaosunimen,zheijianshizhiyouwohezumuzhidao,haibuguolaibaijian?」

suihou,badaizheyilianbuqingyuandemamaheyangguangzong,laolaoshishidichaowojulesangegong。

wozaixinlianziqingxing,xinghaozhiqianbahezuijiushi,wotoutingdaolezheimimi。

meixiangdaotazhendesheidoumeiyougaosu。

danmuyeqishuashuadipiaoguoyizhen【haoshuanghaoshuang】。

【xiaodedagun,meixiangdaodidibeifanjiangyijun,hairenzhixinbukeyouna。】

【zheicaidaonaa,zheicishabucheng,nandaohaimeiyouxiacima?】

【loushangshuodedui,kandidineiyanshen,zaojiubajiejiedangchengyanzhongding,rouzhongci,nvzhuhaishixiangxiangzenmezibaoba!】

woguzuogaoshen,duizhelaoba,yongshayadesangyinhuanhuandaolai:

「daqiang,wojiuzhidaonishigehaohaizi,kexile,nizheierzi,buchengqia!」

「什么?」

wobamingxianyouxiejinzhang:「neizenmeban,zumu?」

wodunledun,denglejimiao,caikaikou:「tamingbushibunengzouguilu,danshidezijixiu。ruoqiujiejing、tanxiangrong,sannianneibijianjiehuo!」

yanjianbamaruoyousuosi,wojixuchengshengzhuiji:

「daqiang,nimenliangkouzi,kewanwanbunengkuidaiguniang,tamingshiying,danzheibushike,ershihu,dongma?」

shijichabuduole,wojiekoutainaiyouxianzhi,daoletuolideshijian。

suihoujixuruchuyizhedifafeng、niuqu、yinanpaxing。

zhihou,wohuanhuanqishen,zhuangzuoyifubuzhiqingdemoyang:「bama,guangzong,nimenzenmele,doukanzhe**ma?」

「bushishuoyaojizuma?nimenjigelengzaizheiliganma,gankuaiya!」

yangguangzongyongyuandudiyanguangkanzhewo,mouguanglishihuabukaideeyi。

laobabaibaishou,shitanwo:「yunyatou,nihaijidegangcaifashengdeshima?」

wolikejiazhuangmihu:「ba,kannimenshensedoubutaihao,gangcaiyoufashengshenmeshima?」

tameijixuwenxiaqu,baibaishou,jiaowomenyixingrenhuiqu。

kanzheyangguangzongchibiedemoyang,woxinlianshuang。

4

tongguodanmudezhi,woshizhongnanqingnvshiqingwenzhongdekubipaohui。

bamamixin,didifengdian。

zheiciduanwu,yangguangzongjingranzhuangzuotaiyeshangshen,shuowoshiquanjiadezuiren。

meixiangdaobamaduicishenxinbuyi,erhuabushuo,jiuyongbawohuohuodasi,maizaizufenjitaiyexiezui。

shihou,yangguangzongmeimeijichengwodesuoyoucaichan。

yaobushizheituruqilaidedanmu,meizhunwozhendeluodecansidexiachang!

jirantamenburen,jiubieguaiwobuyi。

huixiangqizhiqiandanmushuode,yidianyebujia。

yangguangzongyinweizheijianshigengshihendulewo。

tabushijintianzhaowodecha,jiushitiaobobama,shuojialidaomeideshidouhewoyouguan。

真是可笑!

babashigelaogumin,meicidouzhuizhangshadie,ruanjianyipianlvyouyou。

mamaxihuanzoulukanshouji,bushizhuangdaozhuzishang,jiushizhuangdaolvhuacongli。

yangguangzongkaogongkaolesanci,santiandayuliangtianshaiwang,cicidoukaobushang。

jingranbazheixiedongxidouguijiuyuwo,wangtuzaicishandongbamadeqingxu,duiwoxiaheishou。

haozaishangcidezhuangshennongguibatalianghedebuqing,bamajianxinjuebunengdongwo。

yangguangzonglvcidabudaomude,zhenggerendoukuaizhuakuangle!

yanjiantazeixinbusi,woyenule。

laohubufawei,nidangwoshibingmaoa!

wozhaodaobama,zhuangzuobeitainaituomeng。

「bama,zheijitianwoshuijuezongbutashi,yinyinyueyueyougecixiangdeshenying,duanduanxuxuhewoshuozheshenme……」

bamaduishiyiyan,shenseyibian,sihurendingleneijiushitainai。

jinjiezhe,laobalikeshangqianxunwen:「ranhouni,nitainaihenishuoleshenme?」

wozhuangzuoxiaoxinyiyi,nierudao:「tameishuotaiduo,zhishishuoguangzongshenshang,haoxiangyouhuiqi,rangzhaogedashi,ququhuiqi!」

「什么?」

laomaherantigaosangyin,shenseyerouyankejiandihuangzhangqilai。

「neizenmeban,guangzongshizanjiadegena,tachuleshi,zheikeyaolewobantiaominga!」

wodixiatou,lianzhuyanzhongdebuxie,zaitaitou,yishiyifuweiweinuonuodemoyang。

「bama,woyebutaidong,buguozanlaojiabushiyougeliudashima?tingshuotadeyaowannengpixie……」

diandaoweizhi,womeiyouduoshuo。

buguokanzheiyangzi,tamenyijingxinle。

danmuzaicipiaoguo,zheiyici,doushikuawode。

【nvzhutingcongmingdea,fanjiangyijun。】

【yuelaiyueyouyisile,benlaiyiweinvzhushouwufujizhili,zhinengdengsi,meixiangdaotahainengfanji,zhenshishuang!】

【hahaha,sheibuzhidaoneisuoweideliudashi,maideyaowanlimianzhongjinshuchaobiao,didizheixiayoukutouchile。】

5

jiexialaiyiduanshijian,yangguangzonglaolaoshishide,genbenmeikongzuoyao。

yinweitayijingzigubuxia。

guangneiyoukuyouxingdeyaowan,jiugoutaheyihudele。

kanzheyangguangzongmeitianbeiba**zhe,sandundundunbuluo,chixianei「zhongjinshuchaobiao」deyaowan。

wozhongshijuedechulekoueqi。

zhayanjian,daolewodeshengri,bamapotianhuangdijiwozhunbeileyidunfengshengdewancan。

liangcenggaodeshengridangao,shiwoconglaimeiyouguodedaiyu。

kanzhebamaqidaidemuguang,wobishangshuangyanxulegeyuan。

budengwozhengkaiyan,pengdiyisheng,wodehoujingfama,chedishiquzhijue。

yishixiaosanzhiqian,yanqianshanguodeshiyangguangzongyinhendeyanshen,yijibamaningzhongdeshense。

zaizhengyan,wozhenggerenhunhunchenchen,quanshenbeiwuhuadabangzaiyizishang,shenchuwojiadedixiashi。

zhouweibuzhileshenmeyishi,kanqilaiguiyijile,lingrentoupifama。

wopinmingzhengtuo,keshengzibangdehensi,genbenwufadongdan。

yanqian,danmukukushuagebuting:

【daogaoyichi,mogaoyizhang,nvzhudouzheimexiaoxinle,haishizheledao。】

【meixiangdaoba,didibuduangonghuo,bamazaojiuqiyile,zhibuguotamenzhuangdetaihaola。】

【tamenzaojiulianheleneigeliudashi,yaojintianjinvzhujinghua,batachedibianchengyigeshazi!】

woxindishanguoyisijuewang,nandaojiuzheiyanglema?

jishiyouzheidanmu,woyewufataotuozheigaisidemingyunma?

「bada——」yisheng,menkaile。

yangguangzongyinxiaozhezoujinlai,muguangzhongchongmanhenla。

tashangqianjilewoliangerguang,yuqixiaozhang:

「yangyun,haonige**,womenjiademeiyundoushinidailaideba!shangcijizurangnitaoguoyijie,haihaiwohebamachilebushaokutou,zheicinixiuxianghaoguo!」

woqiangrenxiakouqiangzhongdexuexingqi,zhuangzuoshenmedoubuzhidao:

「guangzong,nizaishuoshenme?jizufashengleshawoshenmeyejibuzhua……」

yangguangzonghenshibunaifan,takaikou,qiangyingdidaduanlewo:

「shaozaizheilifeihualuosuole,laozicaibuxiangting,denghuinihebamahaiyoudashimanmanjieshiba!」

huayingangluo,zhijianbamadaizheyiminglaodaozoulejinlai。

zheilaodaoshenxinggoulou,guozheyijiantunsededaopao。

tamanlianzhouwen,rutongganliedeshupi,weiyouyishuangyanjinghunzhuoqueruili。

laodaoraozhewozhuanlehaojiquan,henkuai,congpojiudebudaizhongtaochuyibanuomi,mengdisaxiangsizhou。

tongshi,takaishinianyixiehanhubuqingdezhouyu,kanqilaijiuzhenshineimehuishi。

laomabeihedebuqing,duozailaobadeshenhousuisuinian:

「laoyang,zheikanqilaiguaiherende,zanmenhaishiliyuandianba。」

shuoba,talazhelaobaheyangguangzong,manmanxiangmenkoutuiqu。

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