《dangwotichulihunhou，gaolenglaogongkuhongleyan》zhongderenwushedinghenbaoman，meiyiweirenwudouyouzijichuxiandejiazhi，tuidongleqingjiedefazhan，tongshiyinchulezhanwanyuekuangchengzhidegushi，kandianshizu，《dangwotichulihunhou，gaolenglaogongkuhongleyan》gushigenggai：kuangchengzhishuangtuijiaodie，yonglandikaozheshafa，xiuzhangdeshoudazaifushoushang。wenyan，tapielezhanwanyueyiyan，banxiaobuxiaode，yuqibirenhaihun：“zheidunfanyou……。
zhanwanyuezaiyanhuitingzhaodaowangmingyeshi，tazhengzaigenjigehezuofangliaotian。
wangmingyejiandaozhanwanyuezoulai，qinrediwanzhutadeshou：“wanyuelaile，zhenghaoliaodaonini。”
ranhougenjigehezuofangyinjianta：“jidajiajieshaoyixia，zheijiushiwodedeyimenshengzhiyi，zhanwanyue，xianzaizaijingbeijianyuanzuojiegougongchengshi。”
qizhongyigehezuofangxiaodao：“renshi，womenjituannianchujungongdexinbangongdaloujiushizhangongfuzedejiegousheji。”
“shangzhoulihuilaozonghaizaikuazhangongzhuanyexingqiang，bukuishigaocaisheng，jiuwomendalouneigeyixingjianzhuti，zhenmeijigejiegougongchengshiyounenglihaiyuanjianzhushejigao。”
qitahezuofangwenyan，fenfenzhudongjiejiao。
“jiuwendaming，zhangong，wangyuanzhanggangcaikeyizhikuanimen‘tujiantiesanjiao’。”
“bijingyingjingma，zanmenxianzaidaidezheidongloubujiushinimentiesanjiaodechengmingzuo。”
junmaojituanqixiazheijia“chuizhisenlin”jiudian，yuanxingshidangniantamentiesanjiaozaihuopubeidehuojiangzuopin。
huojiangshi，zheijiajiudianzhishiyigegainian。
houlaijunmaochumianbazheigezuopinmailexialai，chuzijianshe，rang“chuizhisenlin”chengweilehuopubeiyoushiyilaidediyigeluodixiangmu。
tamentiesanjiaodelvliyeyinciliuxialehuihuangdeyibi，haimeibiyejiuyoulecanyudaxingxiangmudejingyan。
dangniantamenhuojiangshidehezhaohejiangbei，xianzaihaizaijiudianqiantaidechuchuanglifangzhe。
zhanwanyueyiyihuiwoduifangdeshou，keqidetidihuiying：“laobanmenguoyule，zheidoushiwanglaoshibulincijiao，shitaduiwomendepianai。”
“qiaoniqianxude，nimenwangyuanzhangdepianaikebushisheidounengdedaode。”
yifanjiaojizhihou，wangmingyedaizhanwanyuezoudaoluodichuangqiandandushuohua。
zhanwanyueguanxindao：“laoshi，ninshentihaodianlema？”tadichudaiguolaidexueyan，“zheiheyanwoninnahuiquchangchang，chizhehekouwozaijininsong。”
wangmingyexiaozhejieguo，dijipangbiandemishu，kanzhanwanyuedeyanshengenqinnvermeiliangyang。
“haoduole，jiushigexiaoshoushu，buyaojinde。daoshini，woqiaozhebishangcilaijialichifanshihaishou，shejiyuanzuijinhenmangma？”
“shiyoudianmang。”zhanwanyuezhazhayan，gentakaiwanxiao，“meihuijianwonindoukuawoshou，kanlaiwodebingmeishimeibaihe，neiwanyierzhenxiaozhongya。”
“jinhushuo！”wangmingyeyangzuoshengqi，“dangnilaoshilaoyanhunhuala？shoulehexiaozhongdoukanbuchulai。”
zhanwanyuewanzhewangmingyegebo，sajiaodao：“aiya，zheibushipanindanxinwoma，ninercongmuming，shenmedoumanbuguonin。”
wangmingyetanlekouqi，kukoupoxin：“shaolaizheitaoa，wogaosuni，biexuemeiguoneilianggedanggongzuokuang，shenticaishigemingdebenqian，nixianzainianqingbuzhidaobaoyang，yihoulaoleyounizaozuide！”
zhanwanyuehaimeilaidejishuoshenmejiubeirenqianglexian：“laoshininkebudidaoa，weirenshibiaozenmenengzaibeihoubianpairenni。”
wangmingyeyikanlairen，qinghengyisheng：“bianpaidejiushinizheige**wanyier。”
kuangchengzhikanleyanpangbiandeliangxu：“qiaoqiao，laoshiduopianxin，zanliangshi**，jiunvxueshengshigebao。”
liangxuduicibiaoshibielaizhanbian：“laoshikemeimawo。”
wangmingyefuhe：“jiushi，xiaoxushigehaohaizi，congbufanhun。”
“de，lianheqifuwoyige。”kuangchengzhikanxiangzhanwanyue，sixiaofeixiao，“nizhannabianni？zhangong。”
zhanwanyuemeilita，duiliangxuxiaolexiao：“haojiubujianle，liangxu。”
liangxuxiaodao：“haojiubujian，wanyue，yuelaiyuepiaoliangle。”
kuangchengzhizhizhididingzhezhanwanyue：“nizenmebugenwoshuohaojiubujian？”
zhanwanyuebuhaozongshiwushi：“womenhenjiumeijianlema？”
kuangchengzhiziyoushuofa：“yiribujianrugesanqiu，zheidouduoshaogeqiule。”
詹挽月：“……”
liangxuzaipangbianyifumeiyankandebiaoqing。
wangmingyehuyididaliangkuangchengzhi：“nixiaozijintiangenwanyueshuohuazenmeliuliliuqide？”
“jinggaonia，shaonanigoudaxiaoguniangneitaohuohaizanmenwanyue。”shuozheyetixinglezhanwanyueyiju，“niyebiebeitagoulequ，zheihunxiaozijiushigeyaonie，yanshenyebuhao，bukantuofude！”
wangmingyebuzhidaotahekuangchengzhidefuqiguanxi，zheihuashuodezhanwanyuedoubuzhidaozenmejie，zhinengganbabadixiaolexiao。
kuangchengzhizuijiaoguazhesanmandexiao：“laoshi，woshili5.2，yanshennalibuhao？”
wangmingyepietayiyan：“duizhanwanqueneizhongchengtianshuaxinjidenvrensixintadi，wokannidoubushiyanshenbuhaole，shiyanxia！”
kuangchengzhitingzhehaoxiao：“wozenmesixintadile？”
wangmingyefanlegebaiyan：“nibusixintadinigentatansannianlianai？fenshouyinianle，haizhuizhetaqumeiguo？nibusixintadi，zheimeduonianle，liangenvpengyoudoubujiao？”
tamensangedoushiwangmingyedaichulaidexuesheng，zhanwanyuegenwangmingyezaoshidenvernianjixiangfang，wangmingyeduitadeguanxinzuiduo。
zhanjiadeshiqing，wangmingyexinrumingjing。
huduzixintaishiran，rangwangmingyeduizhanwanyuedejialirenguanganhencha，youqishitaneigepianxinyandemaheshuaxinyandejie。
daerdeshihou，kuangchengzhihezhanwanquequerenlianaiguanxi，wangmingyeneizhenzikankuangchengzhideyanshenjiuxiangzijiabaicaizhudonggonglegebidezhu，bietiduohentiebuchenggangle。
zheizhongxianqiyizhichixudaoxianzai，wangmingyeyikanjiankuangchengzhineizhangzhaofengyindiedelianjiurenbuzhucinaotaliangju。
kuangchengzhidanshouchazaixikudouli，manbujingxindihuida：“ninjixingzhengouhaode，chennianlaohuanglihairushujiazhen。”
wangmingyehengleyisheng：“neishi，nideheilishiweishijiyibeizi！”
“keninshuodezheiyebushizhengshia，dingduosuanyiduanyeshi……”
“laoshi，woquyitangxishoujian。”zhanwanyueqingshengdaduantamendeliaotian，“nimenxianliao。”
汪明叶：“好。”
suihouduikuangchengzhixianqidibaibaishou：“suanlesuanle，guannishenmeshi，wolandeshuoni。”
tajiangmuguangluozailiangxushenshang，xiaorongkeqin：“xiaoxu，nigenninvpengyouzenmeyang？jinnianyoujiehundedasuanma？”
梁序：“……”
kuangchengzhibingchizijibugaoxingquanshijieyebiexianghaoguodeyuanze，titahuida：“youbeilvle，ninjiubiewenle，shangkousayanguaicanrende。”
汪明叶：“……”
guolejimiao，wangmingyetanlekouqi，paipailiangxudejianbang：“kelianhaizi，yebuzhidaochongzhuangleshenme，zhaogeyinyuanmiaobaibaiba。”
liangxuyuyanyouzhi：“……quanguolingyandemiaodoubaiguole。”
“……”
wangmingyexiaoyijiangjiangde：“zhei、zheimenulini，tinghao，shizairenweima。”
“buguoxiaoxua，qishirenyebuyidingfeiyaotanlianaijiehun。”wangmingyeyehennulidianweita，“zhiyaonibudaimaozi，maozijiulvbudaonitoushang。”
liangxumeimaodouledou：“……queshi。”
kuangchengzhiruoyousuosiwangzhezhanwanyuelikaidefangxiang。
dengwangmingyeheliangxuliaoguozheichaer，xiangqihaiyoukuangchengzhizheimegerendeshihou，tazaojiubuzhidaopaonaqule。
另一边，洗手间。
zheiyinianlai，zhanwanyuedejingqiluandegenglihaile，tongjingyeyanzhonglexuduo。
ganggangtadexiaofuturankaishizhuitong，tajiuzhidaoyuejingyouturanlaile。
xinghaotayousuishenxiedaiweishengjindexiguan。
zhanwanyuetiehaoweishengjin，tuoxiaqunzizixijianchaleyibian，querenmeiyounongzangcaizhongxinchuanshang。
zhenglihaoziji，zhanwanyueconggejianchulai，suibianzhaolegemeirenyongdeguanxitaixishou。
guanxitaidoushizidongganyingchushui。
zhanwanyuedeshougangshenchuqu，shuilongtouhaimeiganyingdao，tajiubeirenzhuazhuleshouwan，chedaolezuobiandeguanxitai。
“shazi，zheibianchureshui。”
kuangchengzhikanzhezhanwanyuemeishenmexuesedelian，meixinbuzijuecuqi。
zhanwanyuebenjiuqingshou，lianyicangbaigengxianderuoliufufeng，xiangsuishiyaobingdaoside。
kuangchengzhideyuqiwuyishibianzhong：“tongjinghaipenglengshui，nipingshijiuzheimezhaoguzijide？”
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