《dangwotingjianmaodexinsheng》shiyishisichuangzuodeyibulingrenguomunanwangdeduanpianyanqingxiaoshuo。gushizhongdezhujiaojianglaoshixutingjinglilequzheliqidemaoxian，tongshiyemianlinzhechengzhangyuzerendekaoyan。xiaoshuoyiqijincoukourendeqingjiehexianhuolitiderenwuxingxiangxiyinledaliangduzhe。jingtouwangpangbianzhuan，yizhiheisedexiaomaomitaiqizhuazizaijisuanjishangenxiawoshuodeneixieshuzi，zuihoudechujieguo，yigongxiaofeile431yuan。“……。
【1】
chuanghumeiguan，jialicuanjinlaiyizhiheimao。
woningkaiyaochilakaifangdaomen，beitaneishuangyoulvsedeyanzhuziheleyitiao。
“喵～”
tachongwojiaoleyisheng，ranhoudixiatou，taiqiyizhizhuazikaishitianmao。
woyilianmimangdizoujinjiamen，gangkandaoyangtaishangdaokouzheyigesuliaohuapen，dishanghuatuchengfangshezhuangsankai，yidiandianlvsewujingdacaidicongpendixiatanlechulai。
kanlaizheijiahuoshicongfangdaochuangdejianxizuanjinlaide，haipengdaolewodepenzai。
woqingliwandibanshangdecanhai，zhongxinzuodaoleneizhiheimaodemianqian。
meicuo，neizhimaoyijingtianwanlemao，xianzaizhengyifudayemoyangdunzaiwojiadechajishang，yanshenjiaoaodehen。
wohuixiangjicizaixiaoquliouyudaodexiaomaomi，yinxianglibingmeiyouzheizhideshenying。
wodakaishouji，duitakacayizhao。
yihuierjiuqudayinchulai，tiezaixiaoqulouxiadetonggaolanshangba。
zhengxiangzhe，huranwojiaoyiniu，yibuxiaoxinyaodaolexiaomaomideweiba。
ranhouxiaoheimao，hunshenzhamaole。
[aaa！zheigerenleizhenshitaikepale！juranyaomaodeweiba！biantai！]
嗯？
哪里来的声音？
woxiayishichaotakanguoqu。
[tahaikan！nandaoshihaixiangyaoyaowoyikouma？buxing！maokedebaweibazanghao！]
xiaoheimaotuanzuoyituan，baweibayazaile**dixia。
wobuhaoyisidishouhuiledaliangdemuguang，zenmehuishi？wotingdaodezheixieshitadexinshengma？
wo……jingranjuexingledumaoshu！？
【2】
xunzhaomaozhurendegaoshiyijingtieleyigexingqile，juranyigelaizhaowoyaomaoderendoumeiyou。
wunaizhixia，wozhinengxiandaizhetaquxuexiao，haoxiawudeshihouzuogejiancha。
wozheigerenxianglaibuxihuanchidao，meiciqujiaoshideshijiandouyaobidabufentongxuezao。
wodakaimaobao，dingzhuxiaomaomiyihuierguaiguaidedaizaidiyipaidekongzhuozishang，buyaoyingxiangtongxuemenxuexi。
tadeyuanyanjingzhuandongleyixia，ranhoushentilixingtanchengyipianmaobing。
[wocailandedongdanni。]
我嘴巴抽了抽。
shangkelingxiangqi，wozhanshanglejiangtai。
“zheijiekewomenjiangluobidafaze。shouxianlaifuxiyixiazhiqianxuedeweifenzhongzhidingli，youmeiyounagetongxuemaosuizijianna？”
muzhisuoji，quanshiheiheidetouding，dajiadouzaijiaojing，fangfobatoudixia，wojiukanbujianleyiyang。
buguo，haoba，wozhidaotamenshenmeyisile。
“jiranmeirenyuanyizhanshiziji，neijiuwolaidainimenfuxiba。”
wochouleyizhifenbi，zhuanguoshenzaiheibanshangxiexiajigeguanjianci，zhengzhunbeijixueshengmenfuxiyixia，lingwozhenjingdeshiqingfashengle。
neijiushiwoerbiantongshichuxianlelingyidaoshengyin，tagenzhewodejiezou，wanzhengdigaikuochuleweifenzhongzhidinglidetiaojian、jielunjiguanxi，haiyouyingyong！
zheishengyinwobingbushidiyicitingdao。
wozhenjingkanleyiyandiyipaidezhuozi，zhijianxiaoheimaocetangzheshenzhansizhi，yuanyuandenaodaidazaizhuozibianyuan，sihushuideshifenshufu。
猫怎么会高数？
woyinggaishichuxianlehuanting。
【3】
xiabanjieke，wotiaoleyixiejiandandelitifangchulairangdajiazuo。
erbianzaiduchuanlailexiaoheimaodexinsheng。
[diyitidaanshi1。]
[第二题是α。]
[disantishi3/2。]
[tachudetiyetaijiandanle，haiburuneigeshadage！]
嗯？
wobukesiyidikanxiangxiaomaomi，zhijiantaduizhetouyingyidalegeyonglandehaqian，ranhouyoubishangleyanjing。
[taturankan**shenme？woyoumeiyoudaoluan！]
我去！
zheizhimaojuranzhendedonggaoshu！
天才喵！
daodishishenmeyangderencainengyangchuzheiyanggaozhishangdemaoni？neitapaodaowozheili，tazhurenqibushiyaozhejifengle？
buzhidaozenmehuishi，woturanyoudianqianjiu。wanshanghuiquzaiduoyinxiexunrenqishiba。
“haole，dajiadousuanwanlema？suanwandehuabaoxiadaan，rangwotingtingnimenzuoduilemei？”
youyutimubijiaojichu，daduoshurendouzuoduile。
“younaweitongxuenadaotibudongma？keyixianzaishuochulai，wodainimenzhongxinsuanyici。”
“meiyoudehua，jiuguolee。womenkanxiayidaoti，dajiashizhezuoyixia。”
[1/12。]
neizhimaoyoushuochuledaan！
yaozhidao，zheizuihouyidaoti，keshiaoshujibiedetimu，xuduoxuexichengjiyouyide，dounanyizuochu。
zhei、zheixiaoheimaozenmehuishi？
zhenjingzhiyu，wodaixiaoheimaoqulewojiafujindechongwuyiyuan。
xiaomaomihenjiankang，yimiaoyemeidaoqi。shuomingtajiusuanbeiqiyang，yeshizuijindeshi。
woyouzaixiaoquzhouweidegongyuan、bianlidianzhileidedifangtielexunrenqishi，zhunbeihuijiadeshihouwuyijiantingdaolelianggenvhaidetanhua。
“zheizhigougouyetaicongmingle！wojiadeneigezenmejiumeiyouzheizhishangni！”
“nijiahaiyangbianmulea！neiniyepaichongwushipinbei，zheigehenshouhuanyingde！shuobudinghainengtinizhengjigelinghuaqian！”
“keshiwobuhuipai，erqiewojiagougouyemeiyouzheimeshenqi！”
“aiya！nibuhuizhendeyiweitamenzheixieshipinyicijiunengchengba？kendingyelianxilehenduoci，zhuanmenxunlianguogougou！”
……
wotingxiajiaobu，xunsizheyaoshixiaoheimaozaiwangshanghuole，neitazhurenbujiunengkanjianzhaoguolaile？
yushiwoyousouleyixiapaishegongju，qufujindeshangchangdaleyitao，zuihoubaozheyiduidongxihuijia。
kanzhekalibeikoudeqian，wodexinzaidixue。
meiguanxi，jiusuanzuihouliubuzhuxiaoheimao，zheixiedongxiwozijiyenengyong，jiudangkaituofuye、fazhanaihaole。
【4】
“womenshanglianggeshiqing，nipeihewopaishipin，wojinimaixiaoyuganhelingshi，tongyidehua，jiujiaoyisheng。”
wodunzaixiaoheimaogenqianhetatanhezuo。
zheijiahuoruguoyidingyaoyougeaihaodehua，gujijiushichile。
duanduanjitian，wojiuhualebipingshiduosanbeibuzhideqian。jiusuanzhaobudaozhuren，woyedeshouxielixi。
[zheigerenleiyikanjiushigepinmin，meiciquwanchaoshidouyaojizhang，erqiebiqishadage，tazhendetaikoule！]
[tingshuoduanshipinkaizhibokeyizhuanhenduoqian，neiyangwojiukeyiguodehaodianer！suanlesuanle，jiudangshibaodatameiyoudiuxiawoba。]
“喵～”
zheimaohaitingzhientubaoha！
buguowoqiongjiusuanle，koushishenmeyisi？wojitahualeneimeduoqian，juranzaitayanlihaishigetiegongji！
唉，算了算了。
tanianjixiaoyoubutongrenshi，wojiudarenbujixiaomaoguo，yuanliangtazheiyihui。
yijiandachengyizhi，wojiuquwangshangsouleyixiebaohongdechongwubozhu，guanchaleyiwanshangtamendeshipin，liulanlepinglunquliwangyoumendemengdian，juedingjixiaoheimaotaogemaoshe。
woshuashuashuadinaqibizaizhishangxiexialeyiduanjuqing，ranhounianjixiaoheimaoting，quebaotatingdonghou，womenkaishileluzhi。
jingtoudeyikaishishiwopazaizhuozishangjilujintiandesuoyoukaizhi。
“gongxiangdanchehuale6kuaiqian，zhongwuchifanhuale15kuaiqian，dayinchuandan27，maisanjiaojia79……”
“归零——”
jingtouwangpangbianzhuan，yizhiheisedexiaomaomitaiqizhuazizaijisuanjishangenxiawoshuodeneixieshuzi，zuihoudechujieguo，yigongxiaofeile431yuan。
“miaomiao，nikezhenbang！”
“喵～”
shipindaocijieshu，zhiyouduanduanyifenzhongzuoyou，danxiaomaomidecongmingwanquanzhanxianlechulai。
wobajianhaodeshipinfadaolewangshang，mailege200kuaiqiandetuiguang。
“xiwangmingtianyizhengyan，jiuyou99+dexinfendengzhewo。”
womolemoxiaoheimaodetou。
[dengzheba，renlei！benmaodemeiliwurenkedang！mingtianjiurangnijianshijianshishenmejiaorenqi！]
jitadewanlitianhaoshui，wohuilewoshixiuxi。jin
tianzhouwu，buyongbeike，zhenhao。
diertianyizao，xiaoheimaojiushouzaiwowoshimenkouhanwoqichuang。
haoburongyizhoumonengshuigelanjue，quanbeizheijiahuodaluanle。
[kuaikankanshouji！shibushizhanglehenduofen？]
yuanlaishiweilezheige，kanbuchulaitashengfuxinzheimeqiang。
wojiazhuanghenjidongdiyangzidakailemouyin，faxianguoranduolehenduohongdiandian。hualeqianjiushibuyiyang，yiwanshangjiushouhuole67gefensi、258tiaopinglun。
[juranmeiyou99+！zhenshimeiyouyanguangdeliangjiaoshou！]
wopuchiyishengxiaolechulai，shizaishimeirenzhu。yuanlaixiaoheimaodedakaifangshishizheiyangde！
[taxiaoshenme？shahuhude，naozibutailingguang，meijianguoshimian，cai67gefensijiuzheimegaoxingle？]
我：……
kanlaitazhurenbulaizhaotayebushimeiyouliyoude。
wodixiatouqudingta，tayanlidebuxiehaimeilaidejiquanbushouhuiqu，queduizhewowailewaitou，qingqingdijiaoleyisheng,haoxiangzaishuo：“yuchundefanren，kannimaobabaganshenme？”
wozoudaochufangdakaibingxiangquchulianggehuluobu，xiaoheimaoguoranyegenjinlaile。
wokanletayiyan：“chilehaojitianderou，jintianlaidianqingdande。xiaomaomiyeyaozhuyiyingyangjunheng，zaoshangjiuzhuhuluobuba。”
“喵！”
[wobuyao！buchihuluobu！taoyanhuluobu！]
wojiazhuangtingbudongtazaishuoshenme：“kanlainihenqidaijintiandezaocanni！”
shuilongtoudakai，qingxiganjingdehuluobumashangjiubianchenglehuluobuding。xiaoheimaoyoukaishibalawole。
“biezheji，mashangjiuhaole。”
jintianjiusuanshitianwanglaozilaile，woyeyaozhuhuluobu！
【5】
wokaishizaiwangshangfabuxiaoheimaoderichang。
youwobatadaiqushangkede，yeyouzaijialitahewodouzhidouyongde。
zheixieshipindebofangliangyigebiyigegao，zhidaoyouyitianwozuopptshibuxiaoxinbalitidaandacuole，beixiaomaomikandaohouzhichulaishi，beishiwanrendianzanxihuan。
wocaiyishidao，xiaoheimaozhendehuole。
diertianquxuexiao，wodehaojigetongshidoushuozijishuadaoleneitiaoshipin，kandaowoshoushangdemaobao，xiwanggenxiaoheimaopaizhangzhaopian。
我当然不会拒绝。
buguozheidaozhiwodaodajiaoshideshijianbiwangchangdouyaowan。woqudeshihoujiaoshiliyijingzuowuxuxile，shenzhirenshuhaoxianghaiduoleyixie。
“laoshi，nidemaonengtingdonggaoshuma？”
youxueshengzaidixiaqihong，yinqiyipiancaoza。
xiaoheimaotangzaichuangtaishang，youlvsedeyanzhuzixiangshangyitiao，zuoleyigefanbaiyandedongzuo。tadexinlihuatongpinchuandaowodenaozhong。
[wuzhiderenlei！benmaokebinicongmingduole！]
ganghaokuaidaoxiakeshijianle，zhongdianneirongyejiangdechabuduole。
wokaiwanxiaosidishuoleju：“tatingwojiangleneimejiudeke，huoxuzhendenengtingdong，burunihetabibi？”
fawendenantongxuelailexingzhi，qitarenyeyigejingdicuanduota。
taxingfendecongzuoweishangzhanqilai：“zenmebi？laoshi。”
wozoudaoduomeitigenqian，diaochuwoyiqianchutidetiku，tiaolejidaoxuanzeti，doushiyiqianjiangguodeneirong。
“shifenzhongshijian，nimenbibisheizuodegengkuai、zhunquelvgenggao。qitatongxueyeyiqizuo，jiudangshilianxigonggule。”
nanshengzuoxialaiyijingkaishizaicaogaozhishangyansuanle，dabufentongxueyekaishiduti，yougebietongxueshoujiduizhunlejiangzhuo，buzhidaoshizaipaitimuhaishizailushipin。
wozoudaochuangtaibian：“xingledehua，wanshangjinizhaxiaohuangyu！”
“喵～”
[nizuihaoshuohuasuanshu！]
xiaoheimaozhanqilai，tiaodaoleduomeitigenqian，taiqizhuazixiangyaoshudaan。
wolanzhuleta：“dajiahaiyaokantimu，yihuinizaiyiqitiandaanba。”
budebushuo，buguantashibushizhendehuigaoshu，dantanengtingdongwodehuajiuyijinghenrangrenjingyale。haoduozuotidexueshengdoubamuguangfangdaolexiaoheimaoshenshang，gengduodexueshengkaishinashoujipaita。
“laoshi，tahaoxiangdenengtingdongrenhua！woyizhiyiweidoushibaipai，tiqianxunlianguode！”
woxiaolexiao，meiyoushuohua。
shifenzhongdaole，xiake**xiangqi。
nanshengtingzhilezuoda，bazijizuowandedaanchaozaileheibanshang，zouguolaihaoqidikanzhexiaoheimao：“laoshi，womenzenmezhidaotaxuandedaan？”
wodakaileyigekongwendang，ranhoutuidaoleyibian。zhouweiweilehaojiquanxuesheng，xiaoheimaojiuzaizhongmukuikuixia，taiqizhuazilaihuizaiabcdjianyidong。
“哇！”
“哇哇哇！”
tameiqiaoxiayigezi，dounengyinlaiyipianjinghu。youqishidajiafaxiantadehaojigedaandougenneiweinanshengsuandeyiyangshi，zheizhongqiaohegengjialingrenzhenjing。
zuihouxiaoheimaodale15daoti，nantongxuedale11dao。wolaigongbudaan：“xiaoheimaoquandui，gaoshengcuoleyiti。”
“哇！”
zheicidejinghushengbijiaotongyi，buguohenkuaidajiajiuqizuibashedetaolunleqilai。
“laoshi，tashibushikanguodaana？”
“laoshi，tashixiamengdeba？zenmekenengmaohuidonggaoshu！”
“laoshilaoshi，nishicongxiaojiujitajiangtima？”
“laoshi，wonengmomonidemaoma？”
jiulianneiweinantongxueyeyilianjingxi：“zheimaozhenshishenle！”
wangshangdeshipinyouzheijuhuazuoweijiewei，zaicixianqilewangyoutaolunderechao。
wodezhanghaoyixiazhangleshijiwandefen，sixinwoderenbujiqishu，jiuchengyishangdoushikuamaomaocongmingde，shengxiajiushiyixieguanggaohesaoraoxiaoxi。
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