shuming《dangwozaishuidichoukandaobaifumeishiyoudemuqinzaiqiujiu》，xianrujinzhengzailianzaizhong，zhuyaorenwuyoutangyueanran，shiwangluozuozhepaofudujiasuoxiede，wenzhangwuguanggaobanbenhenxijing，jianjieruxia：nineigeshoujishengyindadegewulidounengtingjian。”“nimashuo，rangnizaidengdeng，xianbiemaiguidongxi，zuijin**kunnan”zheihuaanranheqinshizhangyedoutingjianle。”tingjian……
daxueshiyoushigebaifumei。
kemuqinjiezheitianwojuranzaishuidichoushangmiankandaoletamamadeqiuzhuzixun。
yemianshangtangyuemamadezhaopianpang“jixu28wanzhiliaofei”dehongzigewaiciyan。
wozhejidigenshiyoushuo：“tangyue，wogangzaishuidichoushuadaoleayideqiujuankuanxinxi！ayideleshenmebing？xuyaobangmangme？”
tingjianwodehuatalengleyimiaozhong。
suijizuijiaochechuyimolengxiao。
“womazuotianhaizaimaerdaifuqianshuini！ganzhouwoma？xinbuxinworangnizaizheixuexiaodaibuxiaqu！”
“nizheimexiongganma？”wohuranhuangrandawu：“nandaonipingshibaifumeidexingxiangdoushizhuangde？”
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tangyueturannaqizhuozishangdeshuibeixiangwozalai。
“linzhixia，nizheigecongshangougoulipachulaideqionggui，yepeilaiguanxinwoma？”
“zenme，nishijiduwoyougenengjiwomaishechipindema，ernimazhinengzaidilibaoshime？”
tayuqibushan，yanshenlimanshiduiwodeqingmie。
wodetaiyangxuetutuzhitiao，qishenzhijiexianfanlepangbiandesuliaodengzi。
“tangyue，nizuibafangganjingdian！”wofennudekanzheta。
“jiumanimazenmele？sheirangniganbianpaiwoma？”tangyueyejilezhidengwo，yifuyaochilewodeyangzi。
“ninachushencairensuanshenmebenshi？shuidichoushangmianzheigehunshenchamanguanziderenjiushinima！”
“buxinnizijikan！”wolandegentachao，zhijiebashoujiduidaotangyueyanqian。
tabuxiedeyongyuguangpieleyiyan，zuilihaizhidunang“xiangxiarendebaxihaizhen......”huayinjiaranerzhi，taturanbaoqiduoguoshouji。
她整个人僵在原地。
“zheizhaopianshangderenjuranzhenshiwoma！”tadeshengyinxiruoyousi，fangcaixiaozhangdeqiyanbeichoudeyiganerjing。
tagangyaowangxiahuakanshuidichoushangdexiangxixinxi，lingyigeshiyouanranhuranguolai，zhizhezhaopianbuxiedeshuodao：
“yueyuenikebiebeitapianle！nijianeimeyouqian，ayizenmekenenghuiyongshuidichouqiuzhu，zheizhaopianyikanjiushipde！”
tingleanrandehua，tangyuetingzhifanshoujidedongzuo，biaoqinghuranfangsongxialai。
tahuanhuanxiang**jin，yongshouzhihenhenchuoxiangwoxiongkou。
“duia，wosuibianyigebaobaodougouniquanjiahuoshinianle，wojiazheimeyouqian，womajiusuanshishengbingzenmekenenghuiyongshuidichou？”
tazuijiaodaizhelengxiao，ehenhendekanxiangwo。
“nigexiangbalao，wohaizhenshixiaokannile！juranganptuzaoyao，zhendangwotangjiashichisude？zhenshijinilianbuyaolian！”
anranyelikebangqiang：“yueyuebieshengqi！biegenzheizhongrenyibanjianshi，tajiushijianbudebierenhao！”
tashuangshouchayaoduizhewomadao：“shuobudingtajiushikanniguodetaizirun，xinlibupingheng，guyibianchuzheizhonghuanghualaizhouayi，zheizhongrendexinyanbizhenjianhaixiao！”
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wobeizheilianggechunhuoqidebansi，kanzhetamendeyangzi，zhenlandedalitaliang。
buguotangyuemamaqueshishigehaoren。
wohaijidegangkaixuedeshihou，tamamadaoqinshilai，jiwomendailebushaoliwu。
kanjianwoyifudanbo，haibatangyuegangmaidedayidijiwo。
“zheijianyifuyueyuemaidale，nibiexianqi，jiangjiuzhechuanba！”
wozhanghongzhelianbuhaoyisiyao，gangxiangjujue，ayizhijiejiubayifupidaowoshenshang。
“nichuanzhebiyueyuehaokan，kuaichuanzhe。”
tangyuedangshihaipiezhezuizhidunang：“ma，neishiwode**kuan……”
woyongyuandouwangbudiaoneitian，neimoyangrongderouruanguozhude，hezhishiwodanbodejibei，haishiwohansuandewaibiaoxiayaoyaoyuzhuidezunyan。
wobishangyanjing，shenxiyikouqi：“goule！”
woturantaitou，muguangzhenzhi，biaoqingjianding。
“nimamazaikaixuediyitian，jiubanishebudechuandexinyifujilewo！zheifenenqingwoyongyuanjide！”
wodeshengyinzaizhandou，“zheiyangderen，woweishenmeyaozhouta？”
tangyuebeiwohuashuozhendeyileng。
“tangyue，nibushishuoayizaimaerdaifume？zhiyaonidagedianhuajiuzhidaowoyoumeiyouzaishuohuang，haishi......”
wozhishitaduoshandeyanshen，zizirudao，“nigenbenbuganmianduizhenxiang？”
“dajiuda，nishaoyongjijiangfa！”
tangyueyouyuzhehaishinaqizhuoshangdeshouji。
dududemangyinzaijijingdeqinshiligewaicier。
diyigedianhuawurenjieting，tayaozhezuichun，youxunsubochuledierge。
raner，huiyingtadeyiranshibinglengdetishiyin：“ninbodadedianhuawurenjietong。”
tangyuedeliansebiandecanbai，ejiaoshenchuximidehanzhu，tajixiediyaobochudisangedianhua。
jiuzaizheishi，anranturanguolaianzhutadeshou。
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“yueyue，nihaimeifanyingguolaime，zheigexiangbalaojiushizaishuani！”
她煞有其事地说着：
“wangshangdoushuolezheijiaofucongxingceshi！tajiushixiangkannixiangtiaogouyiyangtinghua！”
“nihaohaoxiangxiang，ayishanggeyuegangjinimailezuixinkuandelvdebaobao，zenmekenengzhuantoujiuqushuidichoutaofan？zheizhongruozhihuangyanniyexin？”
taturantaochushouji，fanchutangyuemamapengyouquanyigeyueqiandedongtai——yangguangshatanshang，daizhekuanyanmaodenvrenjuzhexiangbin，peiwenshi“dujiaing”。
“kanjianlema？”anranbashoujiduidaowoyanqian。
“youxierenzijiguodebuhao，kanjianbierenmaihaodongxijiuyagenfayang，zheijiujiaochoufu！”
tayifentianyingdishuozhe，shouhaikuazhetangyuedegebo：“kexia，womenyueyuekebushirenrennaniederuanshizi！”
wokanzhetaxingxingzuotai，jianzhiwuyu。
zheinvdenaodaibushibeimenjile，jiushiyoubeihaiwangxiangzheng。
wobuxiangdalianran,zhijienachushouji，huadaoshuidichouxiamiandepinglun。
“zheishipinglunqunibabadeliuyan，tashuolenimamadeqingkuanghenbuleguan……”
wohuahaimeishuowan，quebeituranshuailaidebazhangdadeyanmaojinxing。
lianjia**lateng，shoujizaikongzhonghuachupaowuxian，zhongzhongzazaiqiangjiaodecizhuanshang，pingmushunjianguiliechengzhizhuwangzhuang。
“**敢咒我妈！”
tangyuedegaogenxiehenhennianguoshoujicanhai，xiegenfachulingrenyasuandezhiyasheng。
“sheibuzhidaowobashitangshigongsidedongshizhang，tahuizaiwangshangqitao？nizheizhongxiasanlandeshouduanyepeiyongzaiwoshenshang？”
taturanjiuzhuwodetoufa，bawodeliananzaibingliangdetiejiachuanglanganshang，“xinbuxinworangnimingtianjiugunchuxuexiao！”
anranbuzhiheshichaoqilezhuoshangdehuazhuangshua，jianruideshuamaochuozaiwodehoujing：“genzheizhongqiongguifeihuashenme！”
“啊！”
wochitongdajiaoyisheng，gangxiangxianghouzhuaanrandeshou，quebeitaqiangxian。
tamengdichezhuwodeshouwan，zaiwopifushangningchuqingzidehenji，“yueyuexiaoxiaoqi，dazangleshouduobuzhidang，rangwolaijiaoxunta！”
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“tongxuemenkuaikana！zheijiushizanmenxuexiaode‘mofansheng’！”qinshizhangjiangshoujijingtouduidaowolianshang，jingtoudeguanghuangdewozhengbukaiyan。
conggangkaishiqinshizhangjiuyizhizaipangbiankanxi，xianzaijuranhaizaixiaoyuanwangshangzhiboqilai。
takeyiyadishengyin，yuqilidaizhekuazhangdetongxinjishou：“pingrilizhuangderenchuwuhai，beidilijuranzaoyaozijishiyoudemamazhongbing，xinchangzenmezheimeedu！”
pingmushangbuduanshuaxindedanmuxiangxiongyongdechaoshui，gezhongyindudepinglunkuaisudegundongzhe。
“zhangzheimechouhaichulaixianyan，nanguaizhinengyongzaoyaoshuacunzaigan，ou！”
“ptugou**！zheizhonglajiyepeihetangyuexiangtibinglun？”
tangyuekanzhepinglunyanlishanzhehanguang，taturanshenshougouzhuqinshizhangdejianbang，leiyanpangtuodemoyangzaimeiyanlvjingxiachuchukelian：
“womamazhengzaimaerdaifudujia，taqueyongzheizhongshizuzhouwo……”tahuayinweiluo，zhibojianshunjianbeifennudebiaoqinghezhoumashuaping，dashangdetexiaoyinciqibifu。
“zheizhongrenjiuyinggaibeikaichu，wotingshuotahainadaolebaoyandezige，zheiyangderenbupeidangyanjiusheng！”qinshizhangkanzhewoluchujiaoxiadexiao。
woehenhendekanzheta，wozhidaotaxiangbaoyan，woliangdemingciyaodehenjin，woyaoshimeilezigetajiukeyibaoyanle，renxinguoranjingbuqiliyidekaoyan。
anranjuzhejingzibukouhong，duizhejingtoupaolegemeiyan：“jiemeimenbiebeizheizhongrenpianle！tajiushijiduyueyuejiajinghao，xiangbotongqingshangwei！”
qinshizhangpeihedijiangjingtouzhuanxiangmandilangjiedeshoujicanhai，yinsensendixiaodao：“dajiakuaikan，beichaichuanhouhaixiangxiaohuizhengju，zheizhongrengenbenbupeidaizaixiaoyuanli！”
wobeizhuaizhetoufadizaiqiangshang，houjianxingtianfanyong，rengpinjinquanshenliqisihou：
“nimamazaiyiyuanzhiliao，shenbiangenbenbukenengyoushouji！”
“jinibadadianhua！takendingnengjie！tahuigaosunizhenxiang！”tangyuejiangzaiyuandi，zhijianwuyishimosuozheshoujiqiao，eranranyijingjianjiaozhepushanglai。
“死鸭子嘴硬！”
tajiuzhuwodeyilinghenhenyaohuang，xiangzuanmeijiazaiwobojinghuachushenxuedehonghen，“xianzaihaizaibiangushi？ganjinjiyueyueguixiaketourencuo！”
tadeshengyinjianruidenengcipoermo。
“buranworangnizaizheixuexiaodaibuxiaqu！”
anrangenbenbubawodangren，duizhewoquandajiaoti。
hunluanzhong，wopiejianjiaoluodeqinshizhangliansefabai。
tawozheshoujideshouzhiguanjiefanqing，yanshenzaibaonudeanranhedailidetangyuezhijianyouyi。
turan，tamengdizhuanshenduojinyangtai，yadishengyindetonghuashenghunzhefengshengpiaolai：“daoyuan……zheibianchushile……wopanaodayingxiang……”
tatoumiaoleyanhaizaisichedewomen，zhijiashenshenqiajinzhangxin，“dui，wopazheishichuanchuqu，zanmenxueyuandeshengyu……haiyoubaoyanminge……”
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woyizhizaixunzhaojihui，huranwoyigebaotiao，duizhezhengzaifalengdetangyuechongleguoqu。
woxiangbengjindedanhuangzhourandanqi，yundongxiezaidibanshangcachucierdemocasheng，zhenggerendaizhepofuchenzhoudeqishipuxiangta。
tajingedejianjiaohaiweiwanquanyichuhoulong，woyijingyongjianbangzhuangzaitasuoguxiafang。
womenshuangshuangzaidaoshi，wopiejiananrancongpangbianbaoqideshenying。
wodexigaisisiyazhutangyuezhengzhadeshouwan，tademeijiazaiwoshoubeihuachuwudaoxuehen，zuanxindetengtongfanerrangwoyufaqingxing。
lingyizhishourutongtieqianbankouzhutawozheshoujideshouzhi，zhijiezaipifuxiatuqikebudehudu。
“fangkai！”tangyuedenuhouzhendewoermoshengteng，taturanyongxigaimengdingwodefubu，woyanqianzhakaiyipianjinxing。
jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji，anranyongbaodaihenhenlezhuwodebojing，jinshuliantiaoluodepifu**laditeng。
womenhengyisheng，jiezhebeiledechonglifanshengunxiangpangbian，shunshizhuazhutangyuedejiaohuaijiangtatuodao。
shoujizaijuliehuangdongzhongfeilechuqu，wojihushitiezhedimianhuaxing，zaianrandejianjiaoshenglikankanlaozhushouji。
wonazheshoujikuaisuzhuanshenchongjincesuo，“peng”dishuaishangmenfansuo。
haihaotadeshoujimeiyousuoping。
zhijianzaitongxunlulifengkuanghuadong，tangyuebabadehaomagangtiaochulai，menwaijiuxiangqizheneryulongdezhuangmensheng。
“pengpengpeng！”quantouzamendejuxiangzhendemenkuangwengwengzuoxiang。
anranjianruidejiaomachuantoumenban：“kaimen！nizheige**zhourenjiamamashengbingbushuo，xianzaihaiguangmingzhengdaditouqishoujilaile！”
wohoubeidizheweishengjiandemen，shoudoudexiangshaikang，shoujizaizhangxinqinchudehanshuizhongdahua。
dangzhongyubotongdianhuade“du”shengxiangqishi，jinshuyaochicharusuokongdecuixiangrangwodexinzangjihutingtiao。
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