jingpinxiaoshuo《daxuebaodao,dezhiwobushidaweiwang》,leishuyuduanpianyanqingfenggedejingdianzhizuo,shulidedaibiaorenwufenbieshiwenjingyaoyao,xiaoshuozuozheweiqiansui,wenzhangwushanjianjingcaijuqingjiangshudeshi:5buguaimamafanyingzheimeda,bijingwonachulaideshiyifen***shu。woyaokonggaobamazaiwoweichengniandeshihounvedaiertong!dengkanqing……
我从小就是大胃王。
mamashuoruguowoxianchifan,tagenbabahedidijiuchibubao。
suoyimeicichifandoushidengtamenchiwanhou,wozaijiejueshengfan。
didijingchangshuo,“youlejiejie,zanmenjialianlajitongdoushengle!”
daxuebaodao,diyicigensheyoumenchiwanfanshi。
woxiayishinaguotamendeshengfanjiuwangzuilisai。
sheyoujimanglazhewodeshou:“wenjing!zheixieshengfanzanbuyaole,buyaoqiangpozijichi!”
qiangpozijichi?woyouxie***。
keshiwocongxiaodaoda,jiushichijiarenshengfanguolaide。
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jianwohaobuxianqidipengqineixieshengfancanzhajiuwangzuilisai。
sangesheyouduishiyiyan,huangmangbawolanzhu。
huahua:“wenjing,zheidoushiwomenshengxiade,nibiechile!”
yaoyao:“duiawenjing,gangcaijucandeshihounijiuyizhibuchi,weishenmexianzaiyaochishengfanni?”
shuozhe,lingyigesheyouweiweibianzhunbeihanfuwuyuanjiacai。
kewozhuaizhutadegebo:“weiwei,buyongzhaofuwuyuanjiacai,wobazheixieshengfanchilejiuxing!”
“zheimeishenmebuduide,wozaijialijiushizheiyangde。”
“nishuonizaijialimeitiandouchishengfan?”huahuawendao。
wobuzhidaotamenweishenmezheiyangyansu,zhishilenglengdidiandiantou。
“dui,womashuole,wocongxiaojiushidaweiwang,ruguowoxianchi,bamahedididouhuichibubao,suoyiwomeicidoushidengtamenchiwanlezaichishengfan......”
“ganggangwomeichi,shidanxinwoweikoutaidalenimenchibubao,xianzainimenchiwanle,zheixieshengfanjiujiaojiwoba!”
shuozhe,wonaqikuaizibasanwanshengxiademifanbanzaiyichu,jiuyaowangshangjiaocaizhi。
“zheiyangbuxing!”yaoyaozhuazhuwo。
tamensanrenbigangcaigengyansule。
yaoyao:“wenjing,buguannishibushidaweiwang,douyinggaigenwomenyiqichi!”
“nibama......rangnichishengfan,bumingbaileshizai......qifunima?”
weiweixiaoshengdiguleyiju:“jiushi,wokanwenjingbamayetaipianxinle。”
“qifuwo?pianxin?”woxiayishiyaoleyaotou:“meiyou,wobamaduiwotinghaode。”
bamaduiwo......yinggaishitinghaodeba......
我努力回忆着。
shanggaozhongshi,suiranwomeiyoulinghuaqian,danconglaimeiyouaiguoe,meidunchishengfandounengchibao。
dayibaodaoqian,mamayechengnuomeigeyuehuijiwo500kuaideshenghuofei。
haijilewoyixinglixiangdididejiuyifu。
“guinv,zanbuyongmaishenmexinyifu!”
“zhiyoudaxuelineixiexianggouyinnanrende***rencaimaixinyifu!nichuannidididejiuxing!”
erqiechufaqian,mamahaijilewoyigelaonianji。
“daxueshenggenbenbuxuyaoshenmezhinengji,zhiyaozheigeshoujinengdadianhuafaduanxinjiuxingle!”
zheixieyinggainengzhengmingbamameiyoupianxin,tamenshiaiwodeba?
kebuzhizende,woqueyoudiandiqibuzu。
woxiangqiledidishangxiaoxueshi,meizhoujiuyou500kuailinghuaqian。
duchuyishi,mamagengshijitazhibanlepingguosanjiantao。
ruguotamenduiwohedidishiyiyangde,weishenmezheixiedongxiwomeiyou?
weishenmewozhiqianconglaimeixiangguozheishibuduideni?
zaiwolengshendegongfu,yaoyaonachushoujibaizaiwomianqian。
“wenjing,nikan!zheishichishengfandeweihai,nijueduibunengzaichile!”
“nibamaduinideneixiejiaoyudoushicuowude!”
“yihounijiugenwomenyiqizhengchangchifan,buguannishibushidaweiwang,doubunengchishengfan!”
“zhengchangchifan......”wozhongfuleyibianzheisigezi,buzijuediyouxiezhandouqilai。
sihuzhei18nianlaisuoyoudexinniandouzaizheiyiketantale。
dengwofanyingguolaishi,wojingrannanyiyizhidiliuqilekoushui。
zhengchangchifan,shibushidaibiaowoyekeyichidaojitui?
shibushidaibiaowozaiyebuyongbashengcaicanzhahemifanbanzaiyiqixiayanle?
wojinjinzhuazhuyaoyaodeshou:“yaoyao,wo......woxiangjienideshoujidianwaimai。”
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jinguanwoyigeyuezhiyou500kuaideshenghuofei。
danwohaishijileyaoyao100kuai,fengkuangdianlehenduowaimai。
zheixiezhengchangdeshiwu,chiqilaigenneixieshengfanwanquanbushiyigeweidao。
wozaisheyoujingyademuguangxiapinmingjujiaozhe。
kebuzhizende,woyibianchifanyibianshoujiaobingliang,yanleiyebuyouzizhudiliulexialai。
yuanlaiwoyekeyizhengchangchifan,yuanlaiwokeyibuyongchibierendeshengfan!
erqiezaichiwaimaideshihou,wogengshifaxianleyigejingtianmimi。
wogenbenbushishenmedaweiwang,zhixuyaochiyifenfanjiunengchibao!
kewohaishiqiangpozijichiwanlesanfenwaimai。
zheidoushiwocongweichiguodeshiwu,meiyiyangdoujingzhundi**zhewodeweilei。
zhidaozuihou,wozaiyetunbuxiaqu,fanerpazaiweishengjianlikuangtuqilai。
genshiwuyikuaiertuchuqude,haiyouwodeyanlei。
cike,wonaoziliyipianhunluan。
zhei18nianlai,wojianxinbuyide,woshidaweiwangdeshenfen。
hejianjuezhixingde,mamazhirangwochishengfandemingling,zaizheiyikesihuquanbutantale。
“wenjing,nimeishiba?”sangesheyoubawocongweishengjianlifuchulai,lianshangmanshiguanxin。
woxuruodibailebaishou:“womeishi。”
kexiayimiao,queyouhuangmangchonghuiweishengjian,jiangduzilizuihoudeshiwutulegeganjing。
huoxushiwodeshentibeishengcaiziyangdetaijiu,turanchilezhengchangdeshiwufanernanyishiying。
zhishikexilezheixiehaochidefan......
erzaizheiqijian,wodeyanleihaoxiangyouleziwoyishi,conglaimeiyoutingxialaiguo。
naozilifanfupanxuanzheliangjuhua。
原来我不是大胃王。
yuanlaimamacongshizhizhongdouzaipianwo。
xiangdaozheili,xiongkoufanyongzhejudadebeishang,jihuyaobawoyanmei。
mama,mama,mamaweishenmeyaozheimezuoa!!
sheyoukanzhewo,yishijianyebuzhidaogaizenmeanwei。
jiuzaicishi,mamadalailedianhua,laonianjide**zaianjingdesusheligewaituwu。
“wenjing,xiazhoushinididide18suishengri,nizheigedangjiejiedekebunengbuqu!”
“biewangletiqianzhunbeihao500kuaihongbao,bieshilelishu。”
“500kuai?”woshengyinsiyadikaikou。
“ma,woyigeyueshenghuofeijiu500kuai,bazheiqianjididi,woyaozenmehuo?”
mamalengleyixia,xianranmeixiangdaowohuifanbota。
bijingzaicongqiande18nianli,woyizhishiduitasuoyoudehuadoushenxinbuyideguaiguainv。
kemamabingmeiyouchenmotaijiu:“guinv,zheiyoushenmenande?nichinisheyoudeshengfanbujiudele?”
“fanzhengnizaijialiyechilezheimeduonianle,buguanshisheyoudefanhaishijialidefan,budouyiyangma?nikendingchideguan!”
我当场愣在原地。
laonianjiyinliangbenjiuda,mamadehuaqingxidihuidangzaisusheli。
sangesheyoulianshangdoubuyueertongdiluchulegangayouxintengdeshenqing。
wozenmeyemeixiangdao,mamajingranhuizaiwairenmianqian,rangwoquchibierendeshengfan......
tadaodiyoumeiyoubawodangchengtadeqinnver?
wojuedehoutouyizhensuanse,xianxieyouyaokuchulai。
kewosisirenzhule,zhiwenleyijuhua。
“ma,nishihuagaosuwo,weishenmecongxiaodaoda,zhirangwochishengfan?”
zheixia,mamadeyuqichedibunaifanle:“wodougennishuoguoduoshaobianle?nishitianshengdedaweiwang!ruguonixianchi,wogennibahenididijiudeeduzi!”
“xuwenjing,ninengbunengbiezheimezisi?”
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guadiaodianhuahou,wozaichuangpushangzuolexujiu。
guowangdejiyiyidiandianzhajinnaohaili。
congwoshangxiaoxuekaishi,mamajiufanfugaosuwo。
“nishitianshengdedaweiwang,yaorangbamahedidixianchibao,nibixuzuihouyigechifan。”
suoyimeigefandian,wodouzhinengbazhezhuobian。
yanbabakanzhebamajiaqifeidududehongshaorou。
kanzhetamenduanqipiaozhehaicandehaixianzhou。
kanzhedidipengzhezhengzhixiangweisiyidelongxia。。
kelundaowoshi,wanliwangwangzhishenghunzhuodecaitangheliangtoudebaizhou。
xiaoxueshi,youcimamazuoletangcupaigu。
woshizairenbuzhule,chendajiahaimeidongkuaizi,toutoujialeyikuaisaijinzuili。
neishiwozheibeizichiguozuihaochidedongxi。
nongchoudetangzhiguozhepaigu,woshebudejiaotaikuai,liangutoufenglideroudouxiangtianganjing。
kemamazhuanyanjiufaxianle!
tachongguolaiyibakoukaiwodezui,yingshengshengbaneikuaimeiyanxiaqudepaigutaolechulai!
“xuwenjing!womeijianguonizheimezisideren!”
“nishichengxinyaorangwogennibahaiyounidieduzima?wobixurangnizhanggejiaoxun!”
dangtiantajiuzhaolebanzhuren,shuowozisidaoqiangjiarendefanchi。
laoshigenbenbuzhidaoqianyinhouguo,zhixinletadehua,zaiquanbantongxuemianqianbawohenhenpipingleyidun。
hairangwozaijiaoshihoumianfazhanleyizhengtian。
congneitianqi,wojiuchenglequanxiaowenmingdezisigui。
zhenggexiaoxuedoumeirenyuanyigenwowan。
yeshicongneitianqi,wozaiyebuganzaijiarenzhiqianpengrenheshiwu。
shanglechugaozhonghou,woyijingxiguanlechishengfan,xiguanlezuihouyigeshangzhuo。
xiguanlewanliyongyuanmeiyouxiangyangdecai。
keyeyinweichangnianchishengfan,woyizhiyingyangbuliang,ticeyongyuanshizuihouyiming。
shenzhiyoucizaiketangshangzhijiehunleguoqu。
kedengwozaiyiyuanxinglai,mamadailaidefanheli,zhuangdehaishijialishengxiadecaitanghelengfan。
jiuerjiuzhi,wohaoxiangzhendemamule。
mamudijieshouwoshidaweiwangdesheding,mamudichizhemeiyidunshengfan。
lianfankangdeniantoudoumeiganyouguo。
ruguojintianbushisheyoumenlanzhuwo,wodagaihuixiangwangchangyiyang。
lisuodangrandichidiaotamenshengxiadefancai。
kezheiyiqiemingmingshicuodea!
wogenbenbushidaweiwang,wogenqitanvshengyiyang,yidunzhichiyiwanfanjiugoule!
weishenmebamayaozheiyangduiwo?
weishenmeyaobianzheimedadehuangyanpianwozheimeduonian?
nandaowotianshengjiugaichitamendeshengfanma?
woxiangbumingbai,xinzangxiangbeiyizhishouzuanzhe,yituyituditeng。
sheyoumenjianwoliansefabai,gangxiangshangqiananwei。
woquezaiyerenbuzhu,pazaizhuozishanghaotaodakuqilai。
zhei18nianderensheng,jiuxianggetiandadexiaohua!
jiuzaiwokudechuanbushangqishi,shoujiyouxiangle。
shididixuwenqiangdalaide:“xuwenjing!wogangtingmashuole,rangnina500kuaijiwoguoshengrinidoubuyuanyi?nizenmezheimezisi!”
zisi。youshizheilianggezi。
kezheiciwoqingqingchuchudizhidao,zisidebushiwo,shibawodangshengfantongdejiaren!
woyonglixilexibizi,jinliangburangtatingchuwodekuqiang。
“womeiyouqian,500kuaishiwoyigeyuedeshenghuofei,jileni,wolianfandouchibuqile!”
meixiangdao,xuwenqianggenmamashuochuleyimoyiyangdehua。
“chifanyoushenmenande?nizaixuexiaolichisheyoudeshengfan,chitongxuedeshengfanbujiuxingle?”
“xuwenjing,wokannijiushixiangbaqianliuzhemaineixiesaodongxi,gouyinnanrenba!”
“mashuodeguoranmeicuo,niguzilijiushige***!”
wolengzaiyuandi,liankudouwangle。
wocongmeijianguozheimeedudehua,jingranshicongqinshengdidizuilishuochulaide。
erzheixiehua,jingranhaishimamajiaotade!
huoxushizaojiumamule,woxinlimeiduotong,zhijuedehuangtang。
“shuolebujijiushibuji,xuwenqiang,nibiebiwo。”
dianhuaneitouchenmolebanfenzhong,turanchuanlaiyizhenguguaidexiao。
“xuwenjing,nizhidaoweishenmezheimeduonian,mafeiyaorangnichishengfanma?”
“qishidangnianbababenlaixiangyangtiaogou,zhuanmenjiejuejialideshengfan,kemashuobuyongzheimemafan,tahuirangnichidiaoshengfan!meixiangdaonihaizhenguaiguaide,basuoyourendeshengfandouchile!”
shenme?wodeerduowengwengzuoxiang,lianhuxidouwangle。
tahaizaijixushuo:“xuwenjing,shihuagaosuni,womeicichibuwandeshengfanli,doutuguokoushui!jiuzheiyangnidouchidexiaqu,zhendexiaosi!”
“wokannia,genbenbushijialiren,jiushiwomenjiayangdeyitiaogou!!”
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neitianguaduandianhuahou,woyiwandoumeiheyan。
qishitanbaishuo,womenjiatiaojiangenbenbupinkun。
laojiachaiqianhou,bamafendeleyidabichaiqiankuan,haiyouhaojitaochaiqianfang。
suishuofangchanzhengshangxiedequanshidididemingzi。
danwulunzenmekan,doubuzhiyulianrangwochikouzhengchangfandeqiandoumeiyou。
ketamenpianbu,pianpianhenxinrangwochileshijiniandeshengfan!
woturanchedixiangmingbaile。
sheyoumenshuodemeicuo,congxiaodaoda,bamajiushizaiqifuwo!jiushi***luodepianxin!
xiangtongzheiyidianhaonana,woyonglezhengzheng18nian。
kezhendexiangmingbaihou,xinqueyoutengdechuanbuguoqi。
diertianyizao,sheyoumencoule1000kuaiqianyaojiwodangshenghuofei。
“wenjing,zheixieqiannixiannazhe,zongbunengrangzijilianfandouchibubao......”
“congjintiankaishi,nihaohaochifan,biezaiweiquzijile......”
meixiangdaozheixiecaixiangchumeijitiandesheyou,fanerbishengwoyangwodebamagengguanxinwo。
wozhongzhongxilekouqi,baqiantuilehuiqu。
tamenyeshixuesheng,1000kuaiduitamenlaishuobushixiaoshumu。
erqiewoyijingjuedingzhoumocanjiadidideshengriyan。
woyaojiquanjiarenzhunbeiyifendali!
......
dididechengrenlibandegewairenao。
bamazaishilizuiguidejiudiandingledabaojian,haiqinglailesuoyoudeqinqiqinghe。
kewoxiangqiwochengrenlineitian,genpingchangderenheyitiandoumeiqubie。
meirenjide,gengmeirenzaiyi。
qinqimendoudaoqile,kewomeiyougenrenherenhanxuan,ershijingzhizouxiangcanzhuo。
cishizhuoshangdecaiyijingjibenqile。
yiwangzheigeshihou,bamaheqinqimenzaojiuluozuokaichi,teyibashengfanshengcailiujiwo。
bijingwoshi「daweiwang」,yidanwoxianchitamenjiumeidechile。
kezheici,wodiyigejiaqiletangcupaigu。
haimeidengpaigupengdaozuichun,mamajiuchongleguolai。
tayibapaidiaowoshoulidekuaizi,shengyinjianli。
“xuwenjing!nifenglema?nipingshenmexianchi?ninandaoxiangrangwomensuoyourendouhexibeifengma?”“meixiangdaonishangledaxuehaizheimezisi!kanlaiwoyoubiyaozhaonimenfudaoyuanhaohaoshuoshuo!”
mamashuozhe,yonglizhuaizhewodegebo,xiangbawocongzuoweishangtuoqilai。
womeiyouzhengzha,zhishilenglengdikanzhezheigebawodaidaoshijieshangdenvren。
turanjuedetawubimosheng。
“ma,nizhidaoma?wogensheyouyiqichiguofan,tamenmeiyourangwozuihouyigechi。”
“woyedianguowaimai,zhidaozhengchangdefancaishishenmeweidaole......”
“shenzhiwodouquyiyuanchaguole,wodeweigenputongrenmeiliangyang,wogenbenbushishenmedaweiwang......”
“zhei18nianlai!niweishenmeyizhipianwo?”
huayingangluo,zhouweideqinqimenshunjianbianlelianse。
“zheishizenmehuishi?nandaowenjingbushidaweiwang?”
“tamayizhidouzaipianta?bukenengba,wenjingshidaweiwangzheishi,zanmenzheixieqinqidouzhidaoa!”
“zaishuole,ersaozishitaqinma,zongbunengliankouzhengchangfandouburangqinguinvchiba?”
yankanchenglezhongrenyilundejiaodian,babazaiyerenbuzhule,chongguolaiyijiaobawochuaidaozaidi。
“xuwenjing!nizheicihuilaidaodishiganshenmede?nishichengxinyaohuilenidididechengrenlima?”
mamayegenzheyangshou,henhenyibazhangshuaizaiwolianshang。
“nizhei***!hushuobadaoshenmeni?nijiushidaweiwang,zheishisheidougaibianbuledeshi!”
lianshang**laditeng,wonengganjuebeimamadapolepi。
keyanxiawogenbenmeixinsizaiyizheixie,ershicongbaolinachuyigedongxi。
“huilezheiyiqiede,huileworenshengde,yinggaishinimencaiduiba?”
“zheishiwosongjiquanjiadeliwu,zhenghaoranggeweiqinqibangwozuogejianzheng。”
mamabenlaihaifanzhebaiyan,manshibuxie。
kedangtakanqingwoshoulinadeshishenmeshi,lianseshunjianshabai。
“xuwenjing......nizenmegan?!”
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