《duxin：sheidonga，juesibaojunyouzaila！》shiyibuqihuanmofaleidegudaiyanqingxiaoshuo，youyantianfeijingxinchuangzuo。gushizhuyaoweiraozhelongxiaoxiaoyingaotianzhankai，yigeyiwaideshikongchuansongjiangqidaidaoleyishijie，chengweileguangmingshiliyuheianshilizhijiandeguanjianrenwu。longxiaoxiaoyingaotianbixuxuehuizhangwozijidemofanengli，bingzhaodaotongwanghuiguixianshishijiedefangfa。huangdiyiting，dengjizhanleqilai，xinlijinzhangdaolejidian。takejiuzheimeyigezaia！huangdilianmangbaoguoyingaotian：“aotian，xing……chongmanleshenmihemofadefenwei，jiangdailingduzhetansuoyigelingrenjingtandeqihuanshijie。
benshushiduxinshuangwen，meishenmeluoji。
nvzhujiushigegangchushengdezai，daiyidiannaozi，danshibuduo。
suoyidajiabuyaodainaozikan。
脑袋寄存处！
……
“nishuoshenme？woderoushenbeishaole，zheizenmekeneng？”
longxiaoxiaokanzheyanqiandeheibaiwuchang，haotaodaku！
tajiushizainiumagongsijiabantaiwan，yibuxiaoxinjiushuizhele，jieguodifugouhunxiaolijiubatadangchengjiabancusidedaomeidan，zhijiedaidaoledifu。
fuzexinshengguideniutoumamianyehenmengbi，faxianzheijianshihou，jiuganjinqulexianchang，jieguolongxiaoxiaoderoushenyijingbeituijinlehuohualu。
“shizaibuhaoyisi，zheishiwomendeshuhu，buguowomenkeyijinizhaogeheshidetoutai。”
“wobuyao，wobuyao，wogangmailefangzihaimeiyouzhujinquni，wuwuwu……nayoubiwogengcande，zheishinimendeguoshi，nimendepeiwo！”
niutoulianmangwuzhulongxiaoxiaodezui：“nixiaodiansheng，zheishidifu，nizuihaoguaiguaitinghua，buran……”
longxiaoxiaolengheng：“wopei，mingmingshinimenzuocuoleshi，goucuolehun，difuyeshijiangguijuba，woyaoshangbao，nimenyechibuledouzhezou！”
mamian：“zuzong，shiwomencuolehaibucheng，danshinideshentidoumeile，womenyemeibanfazaisongnihuiqu，niyoushenmeyuanwangkeyigenwomenshuo，zhengqujinitougehaotai！”
longxiaoxiaoxinlisuiranbuganxin，danshiyanxiatanengzhengqudeyejiuzhinengzheiyang。
“neinimenjiwozhaogehaotai，rangwobucaolao，yibeizichichuanbuchou，zuihaodiweifeifan，neizhongyirenzhixiawanrenzhishangdeneizhong，duile，haiyaoyoujinshouzhi，wokebuxiangzaixiangshangbeiziyiyangcongxiaojiushigeguer，wo……”
niutouhemamiananzhaolongxiaoxiaoshuode，feikuaidexunzhaoshihetoutaidedifang，huranjian，mamianyanqianyiliang。
“jiuzheigele！zheigefuhe！”
shuozhe，jiujianglongxiaoxiaoyijiaotixialelunhuitai。
longxiaoxiaojingjiaoleqilai：“dengdeng，wohaimeiyoushuowanni，wo……”
……
大乾的太庙。
今日是祭祖的日子。
daqiandehuangdiyingqianguizailiezuliezongmianqian，shenshendetanlekouqi。
“liezuliezongzaishang，zhenfenliushizhiyulie，miebaguoertongyitianxia，zhenzirenweigongguosanhuangwudi，kedaorujin，zhensanshiyoubale，jingwuyizisichusheng，qiuzuzongbaoyou，cizhenyigelinerba！”
zhengzaizheishi，daqiandetianhuranbianle。
yuanbenyanyanggaozhao，quebuxianghuranjiankuangfengdazuo，leishengpili。
huangdimengrantaitou，kanxiangwaimian。
“zeilaotian，zhenzhiqiuyigezisi，nandaoyoucuoma？”
chajueyixiangdeguoshilianmangqiasuanleqilai，erhouyanqianyiliang，lianmangjinledadian。
“陛下，大喜啊！”
huangdiyayizhenuqi：“youhexishi？”
yaoshiguoshishuobuchuxishi，tazhijiejiugaletajizu。
“bixia，chenfaxiantianrenxinghuranbianliang，bixia，ninjiangyouzisijiangsheng！”
“此话当真？”
“qianzhenwanque，bixiazhiqiantaishanfengshanlushang，shibushichongxingguoyigeshinv？”
huangdihuiyiqineiri，tahelexiejiu，queshichongxingleyigeshinv，danshicirixiangqizheishideshihou，neigeshinvbujianle。
“nishishuocinvyouyunle，erqiemashangyaoshengle？”
guoshidianlexiatou：“haiqingbixiaganjinzhaodaocinv，chenkance，bixiazisijiangshidaqiandexiangrui！”
huangdidayue：“lairen，ganjinpairenquzhao，bu……zhenyaoqinzichugongxunzhaowuer！”
guoranshizuzongbaoyoua，huangdigaoxingdelikailetaimiao。
danshiqizhongyigetaijianqiao**dechaozhehougongerqu。
……
jingchengwaipianyuandeshancunmaocaowunei。
chuanlainvzidetongkudejianjiaosheng。
“apo，qiwuqiuninle，yidingbaozhuwodehaizi！”
“bushilaopozibubangni，shinizheigehaizitouchaoshang，nangaoa！”
【nangao，shenmenangao？zheishishenmedifang，zenmeheihuhude？nandaowohaimeichusheng？】
longxiaoxiaoyanqianyipianheian，zhixideganjuechuanlai，rangtajuliezhengzhaleqilai，tabuhuihaimeichushengjiusiba！
nvzibuzhidaoshibushitengdechuxianhuanjue，haoxiangtingdaoleyigexiaohaideshengyin。
【aaa，woshibushibeipianle，wobuxianggadiercilea！niutoumamiannimenlianggekenghuo！】
【niangqin……niangqinnijiayoue，woshinikeaidezaia，nizainulixiawojiuchulailea！】
shi……shitafuzhongdehaizi，bu，tabunengranghaizisi。
yebuzhidaonalilaideliqi，qiwuzhijueshentibeisisuileyiban。
“啊……”
“shengle，shengle，shigeguniang，niangzikuaikankan。”
wenpojihaizijiandandecaleyixia，jiubaoguolaijinvzikan。
nvzicikedakoudechuanxizhe，kandaohaizi，yanleidiaolexialai。
haiziyanjingdadade，liandanpanghuhude，kanqilaixianggefuwawa，yidiandoubuxiangshigangchushengde。
danhuranxiangdaoleshenme，nvzijinghuangdewangxiangwenpo：“apo，haizizenmebuku？”
wenpolengzhu：“zenmemeiku？zheihaizibuhuishiyoushenmemaobingba？”wenpotiliuguohaizijiupaileqilai。
【kushenmeku，zheiyetaidiurenle，aaa……zheigelaotaipomeiwanmeile，nizaidajixia，wojiuyouyaoqutoutaile！】
这是孩子的心声？
qiwuzhenjingdekanzhehaizi，neiduanduandexiaoshouhuiwuzhe，xiangyaowuzhulian，quegoubuzhe。
diurenjiudiurenba，yushilongxiaoxiaoshenxileyikouqi，jiajinlexiaopipi。
“呜啊……”
wenpojianhaizikule，songleyikouqi。
“shigejiankangdehaizi，zheiwawapanghu，zhangdezhenyoufuqi。niangzinixiankanzhehaizi，laopoziqujinishaodianreshui！”
shuozhe，wenpojiubahaizibaodaoleqiwudegenqian，ranhouchuqushaoshuile。
【ya，wozheibeizizhongyuyouniangqinlea，niangqinniangqin，woshinidezaizaia，niangqinhaohaokan，niangqinzheimehaokan，woyihouyeshigepiaoliangzaizai。】
qiwubeihaizidexinshengdouxiaole，yushibaoguolai，qinleyixianverdeliandan。
“yihouniangqinjiugenbaobaoxiangyiweimingle！”
【xiangyiweiming？buduia，zheilizenmepopolanlande，shuohaodeyibeizibucaolaochichuanbuchou，diweifeifanni？】
【aaa，difudeneiqungoudongxi，jingranyoukengwo！liangejinshouzhidoumeiyou，wozaizheizenmehuo？】
龙晓晓感觉天塌了！
huran，waimianchuanlaipengdeyisheng。
“nimenyaoganshenme？nimenbunengjinqu，a……niangzikuaitao……”shiwenpodeshengyin！
【**，niangqinkuaipao，sharenla！】
qiwuyikanrenzhehunshendetengtong，dangjibaoqihaiziconghoumenjiupaolechuqu。
qiheideyekongxia，dayupangtuo。
nvzibaozhehaizizailinjianchuansuo，houmianderenqiongzhuibushe。
【aaa，wandanle，wobuhuijintianbixugaleba，jinshouzhini，wodejinshouzhini？】
叮——
“bangdingsuzhuchenggong，suzhunihao，woshinindechiguaxitong，bianhao888，chiguahaochiguamiaochidaohaoguaguaguajiao，suzhu……”
吃瓜系统？
longxiaoxiaozhuakuang：“shenmewanyi？biegaosunijiushiwodejinshouzhi？”
888：“adui，suzhu，suzhu，yaochiguama？”
“chigua**，nimeikandaowohewoniangqinzhengzaibeizhuishama？kuaixiangbanfa！”
888：“suzhushaodeng，wokankan……wangdongzou，nifuhuangdaizherenlaizhaonile，zhiyaonengpengshangtamen，nimenjiunengdejiule！”
父皇？
longxiaoxiaohuquyizhen，tazheibeizishigegongzhu？
longxiaoxiaohaimeilaidejigaoxing，jiuyaotingdaohoumiandeshashouhandao：“zaineibian！”
qiwutingdaoshengyin，huangzhangdejixuwangqianpao，danqianmianshigechalukou。
“zenmeban？wogaiwangnazou？”
【niangqin，zouzuobianzheitiaolu！】
qiwuxiayishijiutingcongnverdehua，jiuchaozhedongbianpaoqu。
longxiaoxiaozhengzaijiujiegaizenmegaosuniangqin，meixiangdaoniangqinjiuxuanduile，zhiyaoniangqinpaodaofuhuangmianqianyinggaijiumeishileba！
quebuxiangqiwujiaoxiayihua，jiushuaidaolegouli，dantasisidebaozhuhaizi，haizicaimeiyoubeichongzou。
tajiannandepaleshanglai，yanqianyihei，jiuzhijiehunsileguoqu。
【niangqin，niangqinnizaijianchiyixia，mashangjiunengjiandaofuhuangle！】
longxiaoxiaojiannandeguyongzhe，xiangyaohuanxingniangqin，quebuxiangyitaitoujiukandaoyiduirenmaguolai。
888：“suzhu，shinifuhuang！nikuaihanta，shashoufaxiannimenle！”
longxiaoxiaoyaojisile，ercishi，neiqunshashouyekandaoleqiwuheqiangbaolidehaizi。
yanjianneiduirenmayaoguoqu，yushi，longxiaoxiaodangjijiajinlexiaopipi，haotaodaku！
“哇哇哇……”
cishi，yuyijingtingle，wanlaijuji。
huranyougehaizikushengchuanlai，gewaideqingxi。
huangdidangjitingxiama：“nalaideyingerkusheng！”
【fuhuang，woshinigangchushengdezai，nikuaikankanwoa，wuwu，yourenyaoshawoheniangqin！】
huangdixinxiayijing，shisheizaijiaotafuhuang？
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