kanxiguahuohuodezuopin《dixitaiqipa？woyongquantoujiaotazuoren！》huishangyinde，xiedetebiehao，zhujiaoshiyangxiaolingzhouyawei，xiaoshuomiaoshudeshi:buxing，haishiderangyangxiaolingganjinjiachuqu。jiachuqudenverpochuqudeshui，rangtagun！zhouyaweixinliyoujihua，danhaimeishishi，jiukandaoyangxiao……
“aiyo，nanenga，neijiuyiqi！”
yangxiaolingkeaisitasajiaodeyangzile，sangyindichen，weiyinshangqiao，xiangshiyougouzigouzhutadexinyiyang，yizhanyizhande。
xiaochengfengqianxiao：“dounide，haohaowan，zuoweibuchang，mingwanhuiwojiachifanhaoma。”
“xing，yeshideshangmenjishushuayishuojubaoqian。”
“bushizheiyisi，shitamenxiangnile。”
……
“xiaolingdang，wolaile。”
chenjufengfenghuohuodijinbangongshi，yigezhuanshenxiezuozaibangongzhuopang，jiangyikuaixiaodangaofangzaiyangxiaolingmianqian。
“chidiantianshi，xinqinghuibianhao。”
yangxiaolingkaozhezhuanyi，kanzhechenjufubaimaomeidazhangtui，yitouduanfaganjingsashuang，ranhounieleniezijidexiaodunan，choumeikulian：“nijuedewopeichima？”
chenjuxiaodeshuanglang：“xiannvzongshibibierenduoyidiankeaide，zenmebupeichile。”
“niquedingzheishikeai。”
“buranni，haonuosile。”
chenjudongshouchuotadexiaodudu：“kan，duoqdan，bierenxiangdouxiangbulai。”
“neiwosongnia，yaomayaoma。”
“要要要，快吃。”
yifandaquhou，liangrenyiqichuquchifan。
chifanshiyouhaoyifanfenxi，chenjugenjuyangxiaolingjichudexinxixuanleyigenanrendezhaopiandijita。
“kankanzheige，rensheshidaxuegangbiyeyinian，guangzhouliedecunchaiqianhu，jialiyoujishitaofang，dushengzi，youqianyouyanyoushuaiqi，erqiehaitebieshenqingzhuanyihuigaolangmanjingxi，sheiyujianbumihu。”
yangxiaolingditouyikan，yandishanguoyisijingyan。
“queshishuai，erqieshiqingchunhuolideshuai，yikanjiurenshaqianduohenhaopian。”
chenjutiaoletiaomei：“tajiaoduanyiran，23sui，shijiubalidetaizhuzi，shuaishishouyaotiaojian，erqie，haitebiehuiyan。”
jiubameitianneimeduokeren，zenmerangkerenxinganqingyuanmaiangguidejiu，neijiugepingbenshile。
yangxiaolingshifenmanyi：“neiqingtayanxideduoshaoqian，buhuichuanbangba？”
“bugui，nijueduijideqi，zheixiaozikehuiyanle，erqienilaogongbujiushiliedecunchaiqianhume，nayaochijitazhuanggebi，tuotuode。”
guangkanzhaopianbugou，chiwanfanhou，liangrenyouqulejiuba，qinzijianleduanyiran。
danyiranchuanzhebaichenshanheixiku，chenshanniukousongsongkuakua，luchudapiandexiongji，shifenyouren。
“erweijiejiehaoa，wojiaoduanyiran。”
taxiaoqilailuchuhuyajianjian，shifenyangguangkeai。
raoshiyangxiaolingzheiyangdelaoayi，douganjuexintiaoluanleyipai。
talianmangzaixinlimonian，wokeshiyoulaogongde，wolaogongyehenshuai！
woxihuanbiwodade，kebuxihuannianxiadidi，taiyouzhi，bugoudongshi。
“nihao，wojiaoyangxiaoling。”
yifandazhaohuhou，youchenjucongzhongjieshuo，duanyiranwanquanlejieleyangxiaolingdeyaoqiu。
“zheishixiaoshi，buguodaoshihouwokenengzaizheibianhunbuxiaqu，dehuandier，suoyizheigeqianma，kenenghuiguiyidiandian。”
yangxiaolingwen：“duoshao。”
duanyiranshenchuyigenshouzhi。
“shiwan，wobangeyuenei，batajinaxia。”
yangxiaolingdaochouyikouqi，bangeyueneishiwankuai，tinggui！
danruonengbazhouyaweizhei**jiejue，shiwanhualejiuhuale。
“成交！”
“玲姐就是爽快！”
chenjudao：“neixianqiangehetong，ranhoushangliangyixiajutidejihua。”
lingyibian，zhouyaweiyezaidaguizhuyi。
xiaochengfengsuirannianjidaledian，dantayouqiana。
zhangdeyougao，daizheyanjingyouguruyawenhedeshuai，yidiandoubuyouni。
ruozhouyaweimeinanpengyou，takendinghuixiangfangshefabaxiaochengfenggaodaoshoude。
dantaheyangzhiliangshiyidui，kebunengzaigouyinweilaidagufu，shaoyoubushenjiuhuitoujibuchengshibami，zhulandashuiyichangkongde。
erqiexiaohaicaizuoxuanze，chengnianrenma，ziranshierzhedouyao！
suoyitaguoduanjiguimiliuzhizhidalegedianhua。
“bieshuoguimiyouhaonanrenbuxiangzhenia，guangzhouchaiqianhu，shenjiajueduishangqianwan，zhangdehaizeishuai，wojinichuangzaojihui，niganjinnaxia！”
liuzhizhihezhouyaweishixiaoxuetongxue，jialiyiyangqiong，yiyangxiangwangzouchudashan，zhaogeyouqiannanrenjialeguoshayebuyongganjiuyouqianhuadexingfushenghuo。
“zheimeyouzhidenanren，zenmekenenghaishidanshena，yawei，nikebiekuangwo。”
zhouyaweizelesheng：“neixielaotounidouchidexia，genghekuangxiaochengfengzheimeshuai，nidangsanyebukui。”
liuzhizhixueximeizhouyaweihao，chuzhongjiuchuoxuechuqule。
buguotahendongdetouziziji，lengshiliyongneixielaotoudeqianjizijidujingaolegebenkewenping，haiquzuolehaojicilianbuweidiao，biandeyoubaiyoupiaoliang。
liuzhizhixiaodehuazhizhaozhan：“nishuodehaoxiangyeyoudaoli，niweishenmegaotaa？”
zhouyaweibizhongjiuqingdishuolexiayuanyin：“wodagujiezhangzheyouzheimegeweihunfuxiangbayangjiataokongni，zheiwonengren？”
“yibaiduowancailihebieshu，haiyibaiduowanjiazhuanghedapingceng，zheiyetaiyouqianleba。”
liuzhizhiyandiliuluchutanlandemuguang，dantahaiyouyidianlizhi，meiyouchongdong。
“danzheiyangdenanrenyebuhaogaoa，wobangniwoyoushenmehaochu？”
zhouyaweihenhendimozhehoucaoya，biaomianquehaidexiaoxixi：“zhizhia，yihouzanjiushiguangzhoufupojiemeile，wohaideyangzhangnini，baozupo。”
zhouyaweihaoyidungongwei，liuzhizhibeihongdexinhuanufang。
“haohaohao，dengwonaxialexiaochengfeng，wokendinghaohaoganxienidejieshao。”
“neibixudea，nixianlaiguangzhou，woanpainiliangyishanglaijiu**sishe，jiaohetamendehunlixian。”
“ok，xuyaoyaoma，wodouyou！”
zhouyaweiyanjingyiliang：“neiyaoanquanbu，huibuhuibeichachulai？”
liuzhizhidao：“buhui，yushuijihua，wusewuwei，banxiaoshihou，tineiyechabuchurenhecanliu，guizheni！”
tashanggejinzhubuju，queyouhenaiwan，zheiyaoa，shitezhide，bushangshenhaishangtou。
zhouyaweijidongdao：“neinidailai，wojitaxiayao。daoshihoutaruoyuanyiqunizuihaobuguo，ruoshibuken，neinijiugaota**，eyibidade。”
“cheng，dangaotadehua，wozijimingshengjiuchoule，zheizhongqingkuang，nidejiwobutie，zhishao20wan。”
suiranshiguimi，danliuzhizhiyebuhuichikui。
zhouyaweiyaoyaqiechi，xiaozheshuo：“cheng！”
zhenshishizidakaikou，danmeibanfa，sheirangtayouqiuyutani！
guimiliangxieshanghao，jiexialai，jiushizhaojihuixiashoule。
danxianran，duanyirandeshouduangenggaoming。
xiatiantaifengtianduofa，baoyuyizhenyizhende，duanyirankaizhefalali，‘buxiaoxin’jianlezhouyaweiyishenshui。
“a！zenmekaichede！”
hongsefalalitingzaiqianmian，nanrenxiachedaoqian：“duibuqi，wobushiguyide，nizheishenyifuduoshaoqian，jiageweixinwopeiniba。”
zhouyaweitaitou，buyoukandaile……
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