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duanqichenyandiguolaidekafei，pikunvqingqingminleyikou。
“chenxiansheng，woganggangzixixianglexiang，kongpawomenbutaiheshi。”
chenyanbuzijuededianlediantou，ruguozijidecaiceshizhende，liangrenqueshibuheshi。
pikunvaojiaodetaiqitou，jiaohaodeshenduankaozaishafali，poweiyouren：“chenxiansheng，womeigeyuedeshourushijiwanshenzhijishiwan，shinigongzideshibeishenzhijishibei！”
“rangnizaifangbenshangjiashangwodemingzi，genbenbushiqiandeshi，zhiyumaiche……shuobaile，woyigeyuedegongzieryi。”
“keshizheimejiandandeshi，nidouruciyouyu……nizheirentaixiaoqi。”
shuozheinashouji，naqilvbao，pikunvxiaojieshenqinggaoao：“hehe，meibiedeshi，wojiuxianzoule。”
yijuhehe，yijingxuanpanlezheicixiangqindejieju。
zhishi，ganggangqishen，quebeichenyanlanzhuqulu。
“meinv，woxiaobuxiaoqizheishilingshuo，keshinixiangzoudehua，haoxiangbuxing。”
“zenme？jingchayexiangsichanlanda？huozheshixiangrangwomaidan？hehe，fuwuyuan，maidan！”
pikunvyanshenzhongchulegaoaohaiyouqingmie。
警察……呵呵。
死缠烂打？买单？
“sichanlandayoukeneng，maidanjiububile！”chenyanmianwubiaoqingdetaochuyifuyinshouzhuo：“qingqishen，shuangshoubaotou，nibeidaibule！”
嘎？
zheibiandeshengyinyijingxiyinlekafeitingneiqitarendezhuyi。
haohaodexiangqin，zenmebianchengzhuarenle？
pikunvliansedabian，youshouzhandouzhizhechenyanjianjiao：“nishijingchajiunengsuibianzhuarena！kuailairena！jiuminga！jingchaxiangqinxiangbuqi，zhuarenle！”
chenyanlengxiaoyisheng，yibazhuazhupikunvdelvbaoheshouji：“nihoupohoulongyemeiyong！”
“nibushishuoniyuerushijiwan，jishiwanma？”chenyanxunsuzhuaqipikunvdeyoushou，jiangdamuzhianzaipingmushang。
手机亮起。
“wangluozhaopiao，shuetebiejuda，sannianyishangwunianyixia，songxiaojie，woxiangnixianzaiyinggaixiangdeshi，zenmezailibianduguozijiyishengzuimeihaodeshiguang！”
beiqiangzoushouji，songzibenjiujinghuangdeliansecanbaiwuxue。
zhangyawuzhuadechongzhechenyanpuguolai：“bashoujihaijiwo！”
还给你？
chenyanlenghengyisheng，yigeceshenhouyashou，jiangpikunvqinnaanzaizhuotaishang。
lingyizhishoutaochuzhengjianchaozhesizhouhuangguoyiquan：“jingchabanan，dajiabuyaoweiguan！”
“wei！shifu，wozaiqingyunluxingxingkezhuadaoyigewangluozhaopiaode……renyijingzhizhule。”chenyanbotongzijishifudedianhua：“tianhaijiudian3008haofang，kunlunluquanjikuaijiejiudian908haofang，zheilianggedifangzhengzaijiaoyi。”
“a！”pikunvzaichenyanshouzhongjuliezhengzha：“nizheige**！niwumiewo！kuaibawofangkai！”
songzicikeyijingchedimengle，tazhibuguoshilaixiangqinde。
怎么就被抓了？
cikedesongziyanleiwangwang，manyanjingkong，zaiyemeiyouganggangdezhigaoqianghegaogaozaishang。
“wuwu……”henkuai，songzijiukuleqilai：“chenyan，woshinixiangqinduixianga，nizenmenengzhuawo？”
“woca！zheigemenyoudianmenga，baxiangqinduixiangjizhuale？”
“zheigejingchayoudianxiongcan，xiangqindeshihoubaxiangqinduixiangjizhuale？”
“xiangqinyoufengxian，xuanrenyaojinshen！”
zhouweirenqunbingmeiyousankai。
xiangqindeshihoudaibuxiangqinduixiang！
zheimedadegua，buchibaibuchia。
henduorenyijingkaishilushipinpaizhao，shangchuanwangluole。
“xingxingkejingxianxiangqinkuangmo！”
“xiangqindangtian，baduixiangjizhuale，ninengxin？”
陈言一脸懵逼。
sheitemexiangzhuaxiangqinduixianga。
这不是赶上了吗。
chenyanduiweiguanqunzhongqishibuzaihu。
keshihuijiazenmegenlaomajiaodai？
“erzi，jintiandexiangqinzenmeyang？”
“ma，wobaxiangqinduixiangsongkanshousuole……”
chenyanzhixuyaohuanxiangyixiazheigehuamian，jiuzhidaozijijiangmianlinshenme。
“xiaochen！”shijifenzhong，liuqingshanheyimingqingnianjingchaganlai：“nijintianbushixiangqinma，zenmehaizhuashangrenle？”
chenyankuxiaoyisheng：“shifu，wangge，bietile。”
bashouzhongdeshoujidijiliuqingshan：“zheilibianshiwangluozhaopiaodezhengju，baokuoliaotianjilu、zhuanzhangjilu，wodagaikanleyixia，shejijinezuishaoshangqianwan！”
上千万？
neijueduishizhongdatuanhuozuoanle。
liuqingshanheqingnianjingchaduishiyiyan，doumingbaizheigejineyiweizheshenme。
“xiaochen，niniubi，xianggeqindounengzhuazhuzheimetiaodayu。”qingnianjingchaduizhechenyanshuqidamuzhi：“duile，nixiangqinduixiangni？nimenjixu，houbiandeshijiaojiwoheshifu！”
liuqingshanyepailepaichenyandejianbang：“fangxin，nishitougong，nixianxiangqin，shengxiadeshiwohexiaowangban。”
陈言苦笑一声。
还相个屁的亲啊。
“shifu，xiangqinbuyongle，wohenimenzhijiehuiduili。”
“huishenmehui！”liuqingshanyidengyan：“zenme，haipawohenishixiongqiangnigonglao？”
qingnianjingchaxiaolexiao：“jiushi，nixiaozigankuaixiangqin，youlezheigegonglao，niyebuyongdengyinianzhuanzhengqile！”
chenyanzhangzhangtanlekouqi，meishuohua。
“erweijingguan，nimenbuyongquanle。”renshichenyandefuwuyuancikerenbuzhuchahua：“zheiweijingguankendingmeibanfajixuxiangqinle。”
“为什么？”
“tazhuadezheigejiushitadexiangqinduixiang！”
刘青山：“！”
青年警察：“！”
“xiaochen……”liuqingshanjiannandezhuanguotou：“tashuodeshi……zhende？”
qingnianjingchaxianzaikanchenyandeyanshenyijingbushizaikanshidideyanshenle。
那里边还有崇拜！
xiangqin，jieguobaxiangqinduixiangjidaibule，quantianxianiyesuanshiduyifenleba？
一个字，莽！
铃铃铃！
liuqingshandedianhua**wanjiulechenyan。
“zouba，tianhaijiudianhequanjikuaijiejiudianneibianrenyijingzhuadaole。”fangxiadianhua，liuqingshanshiyiqingnianjingchajiangpikunvdaizou。
免得陈言尴尬。
【ding！gongxisuzhuwanchengdi100cixiangqin，zuiqiangjingchayangchengxitongjihuo！】
【ding！gongxisuzhuzhuabuwangluozhaopiaofanzuituanhuozhufanyiming，jianglikaiqixiujuejiyinsuo！】
buguo，cikedechenyannalihaigudeshangganga。
naohaizhongxiangqideliangshengqingcuitishiyin，rangchenyanxichuwangwai。
xiangqinyibaici，zhongyujihuozuiqiangjingchayangchengxitong。
“kaiqixiujuejiyinsuo？”
chenyanzhiganjueshentiyizhensuma，biziweiweifayang，buguojigehuxi，zhenggeshijiedoubianweile。
xingxingkenei，yuanbenhunhezaiyiqidejishizhongbutongzhongleikafeixiangwei，cikequanbubeifenlikailai。
bujinruci，chenyanzhiganjuezhoushenbaimifanweinei，suoyoudeweidaodoujingranyouxu。
haosiningguzaikongqizhong，renheyizhongdounengbeichenyanpanduanchulai。
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